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ITT: Post the sexiest book you ever read.

>> No.5349264

>>5349261
It wasn't even super explicit or anything, but I found The Magus to be pretty erotic at parts. I got chubs in the library, reading that.

Otherwise, Complete Poems of John Donne

>> No.5349275
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5349275

>>5349261
I know, I should've chosen poetry.

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>> No.5349295
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>> No.5349300
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>> No.5349302
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>> No.5349306
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5349306

best shota

>> No.5349325

Memoirs of a Beatnik

>> No.5349444
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>> No.5349685

>>5349275
This was the only Nabokov book I truly couldn't understand.

>> No.5349781

Vox

>> No.5349798
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5349798

The Fountainhead

>> No.5350587

bump

>> No.5351321

Ian McEwan's short stories.

>> No.5351376

The Unbearable Lightness of Being. Kundera

>inb4 De Sade

>> No.5351425
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Ovid's Metamorphoses
>MFW Transformation fetish

>> No.5351747
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>> No.5352743

>>5351747

I expected that to be so much sexier than it was... It was intriguing In other ways but he never really went into the sex more than kind of pointing to it and saying it occurred.

>> No.5352782

>>5349685
I really can't manage to get over my cousin's tight pussy so here's the rest of my family tree while I masturbate in the cold: the novel with poetic interludes

>> No.5353123

Advanced Calculus

>> No.5353130

Literature just can't do sexy unless it's perverted in some way, similar to how porn can't do authentic narratives.

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>> No.5353132

>>5349261
Bridge To Terebethia. That Art Teacher was asking for it.

>> No.5353165

>>5352782
>cousin

>> No.5353179
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5353179

No joke

>> No.5355581

>>5349295
Jesus. Is that even legal?

>> No.5355607
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>>5349306
patrician's choice, also this book that none of you have read and probably none of you will ever read

>> No.5355609

>>5349295
Jesus fuck. Put that into google and came up with "boywiki." The fuck man.

>> No.5355669

>>5353179
That's it, going to read it next.

>> No.5355706

>>5352782
What about the whole thing with it taking place in what was basically a fantasy setting?

>> No.5355712

>>5355609
>>5355581
""But why do you call it an asbestos diary?" asks Luc.
"Because in it I have written all about you and me, among others, and it
hasn't gone up in smoke and flame."
"Are you some kind of creep from outer space or something?" the boy
moans, clutching his hair. "If anybody reads it, you'll go to prison and I'll go
to reform school!"
"I'll explain that it's farcical satire if not satirical farce," I reassure him, "a
bathotic dramaturgical of petulant pubertal villains wooed by pricaresque
hero . . . then everybody can read it!""

How did he not get arrested for writing this?

>> No.5355901

>>5355706
I suppose that depends on how plausible you find Zembla. I thought it made sense as a part of eastern Europe still mired in old-world monarchy that Kinbote remembers with rose-tinted glasses that border on fantasia. But I've heard that some interpretations hold that Zembla isn't real at all.

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>all of that innuendo
>"big guy"
>"for you"
>"the fire rises"
I've masturbated to it countless times.

>> No.5355920

>>5349798
Why is she so rapey? In Atlas Shrugged it's almost outright rape and she claims it's the highest and purest form of sex.

>> No.5355926

>>5355920
All women want to be raped

>> No.5355936

>>5349281
came into this thread to post this
my nigger

>> No.5355939

>>5349261
'Het Boek van Violet en Dood' or 'Oud en eenzaam' or 'Nader tot U', all by Gerard Reve, can't remember which one was the most.

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>>5349261
I didn't even like this book all that much but the sexy parts were sexy

>> No.5355983

>>5349261
>No one has posted Lolita yet
/lit/ I am proud

>> No.5356253
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>> No.5356330
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I read this kind of young. There wasn't much sex but the scene I remember is probably the reason for a big chunk of my turn ons.

>> No.5356344

>>5355983
>No one has posted Lolita yet

In the meanwhile, at the beginning of the thread >>5349275

>> No.5356360
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/lit/ what do you think about it?

>> No.5356376

>>5355901
That's Pale Fire, Ada takes place in a much more dramatically different universe

>> No.5356390

>>5356376
oh fuck I didn't open up the pic big enough and it looked like a Pale Fire cover I had seen. oops lol

>> No.5356395

>>5356330
well what are they

>> No.5356453

>>5356395
The druids (in the book anyway) practice sex magic and at one point use the main character in a ritual to send energy to some warriors. So they tie him down and have a gorgeous woman tease him until he pops, basically. Naturally, it's described much better in the book

>> No.5356598
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5356598

The Canticle of Canticles, naturally.

>> No.5356676

OEvres Completes du Donatien Alphonse Francois Sade

>> No.5357905

Sharlute

>> No.5358221

>>5357905
What?

>> No.5358299
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5358299

Not trolling.

>> No.5358321

>>5349444
>thought it's about Alexander the Great and Hephaisteion
>it's about gay boys in Eton
Oh come the fuck on /lit/

>> No.5358344

>>5349264
I'm with you, man. The scene of him watching his girlfriend on film with another man...I raged and masturbated simultaneously.

>> No.5358354
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not joking or trying to be edgy
i felt kinda bad about it, but the really depraved stuff gave me the biggest boner i've ever had

>> No.5358383

>>5351425
I remember reading a book on Greek mythology (with pics of lewd statues), had a massive boner all the time. Maybe I should read Ovid

>> No.5358399

>>5358299
sweet cover

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>> No.5358954

>>5358321
You should still read it. It's the best novel about homosexuality this century.

>> No.5360210

Probably Tale of Genji, but that is a cop out on my part, so I don't know... Possibly The Collector, in a creepy way? Or The Return of Persephone, if we expand to include poetry? I don't know, sexy literature really isn't my thing.

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>>5356360
Mah nigga.

I was gonna post that, so ill post this instead

>> No.5360274

>>5349261
Dat ass

>> No.5360291

>>5360274
I had a poster of that painting on my wall in college. Woke up to that plump rump every morning. Bouguereau, fuck yeah!

>> No.5360299

>>5360291
Good man.

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>> No.5360327

>>5358418
i want to agree but i remember he said one time, after being called out on sexism in his books, that he depicts men a lot worse than women. then i kind of get that he just hated everything

except alcohol

>> No.5360349

>>5356360
>>5360264
These are the raunchiest works in this thread

>> No.5360361

>>5349261
Les Onze Mille Verges, Apollinaire.
sexy sex everywhere

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>>5349261

>> No.5360798

>>5360381
>>5351376