/lit/ - Literature

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5304927]

K guys, I'm gonna go read. When I get back I expect 100 responses.

And yes, I have finally lost IT.

strawpoll.me/2360359/

[Anonymous No.5304953]

come on baby don't be like that

[Anonymous No.5304954]

>>5304927
marry me pls

[Anonymous No.5304956]

>>5304927
What did you lose? :^(

[sagver No.5304958]

i read satire of aesops tables

[Anonymous No.5304971]

[Anonymous No.5304972]

>>5304927
dat bathrobe
would cuddle

[Anonymous No.5304976]

Official tripfag power ranking

1. Butterfly
2. Feminister
3. Ebolakid
...
...
9001. Jude Thaddeus

[Anonymous No.5304978]

If this is actually Butterfly, and not a troll thread:
Any of those answers would fit my feelings for Feminister, but you're not that bad. I don't agree with most of your political views, but that doesn't mean I hate you.

[Anonymous No.5304985]

>>5304956
IT, by stephen king

[Anonymous No.5304987]

asl?

[Anonymous No.5304993]

>>5304976
>EvolaKid, spelled with B
>no Rei
>Feminister that high
>mfw

>>5304985
lel

[Anonymous No.5304999]

Butterfly has a cunt.

A real cunt.

Right there between her legs.

Just because she's not currently posting doesn't mean it isn't still there. It's there. It's slightly moist, even if only slightly. It's pulsating on the inside with the natural movements of her innards.

Butterfly's cunt exists. There is nothing metaphysically separating you from it, only physical vicissitudes.

There is at least one chain of possible events that leads to you smelling Butterfly's cunt.

You just don't know what it is.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305001]

>>5304976
>>>9gag

[Anonymous No.5305003]

If only casting a vote could actually make you leave for good.

[[e-mail] !!bSbO4MPH3g9 No.5305004]

>>5304927

Is "IT" your cat? What happened to your cat? Why isn't your cat in this pic?

[Anonymous No.5305014]

>>5304999
trips of truth, pls tell us the way

[Anonymous No.5305021]

>tfw rei stopped posting
:(

[saeg No.5305023]

>>5304999
FINISH THE FUCKING STORY MAN

[Anonymous No.5305027]

>>5305021

you spoke too soon: >>5305023

[Anonymous No.5305031]

butter fly
y u cry?
i will die
if you try
to leave

[Anonymous No.5305035]

>she's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>she does it for free
>she takes her "job" very seriously
>she does it because it is the only amount of power & control she will ever have in her pathetic life
>she will never be co-independent
>she will never be at a healthy weight
>she will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>she will never have a qt gf

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305041]

hi butterfly here. do u think im fat

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305043]

Do you want me to leave?

[Anonymous No.5305044]

>>5304976
10000000000000000000. Le trole face
All the tripfags on lit are fucking terrible shitposters.

[Anonymous No.5305048]

>>5305044
lol, I almost forgot about that retard. He ended up in my filter a long time ago

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305049]

guys ium from sci, y doesnt she iuse a trip?

[Anonymous No.5305058]

>>5305035
Is.. is she cosplaying CIA?

[Anonymous No.5305067]

>>5305035
>dem tits

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305069]

>>5305058
>>5305067
She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.5305073]

>>5305069
For boobs

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305078]

She hasn't been here for a while

[Anonymous No.5305079]

>>5305069
Was making me horny part of the plan?

[Anonymous No.5305097]

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with « Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ». I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

[Anonymous No.5305098]

>>5305078
Was she one of Feminister's delusional alts?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305101]

>>5305098
perhaps

[Anonymous No.5305107]

>>5304927
nice funky mustache

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305108]

>>5305097
>« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ »
>her

[Anonymous No.5305109]

>>5305097
>tfw you will never be Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ's qt gf
;_;

[butterfly code thingy No.5305119]

>>5305097
I dont like guys stupid duh
Also that pic is my best pic i should take more like that and less with ny big puffy nipples sticking out

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305120]

Good literature thread guys

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305124]

I'm back

[butterfly code thing No.5305128]

>>5305120
We try our best, but this is what you get when none of us actually enjoy reading.

[Anonymous No.5305130]

>>5305097
>>5305109
>>5305098
This site has made me question so much the honesty of people I know it made me paranoid that everyone is lying to me in real life. Maybe this is a message from our Queen to leave this board and keep our sanity?

>>5305124
Ehhh... more pls

[Anonymous No.5305133]

>>5305124
this thread is a butterfly gold-mine

[Anonymous No.5305135]

>you will never sit next to Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ in bed in her clearly very cozy apartment while she lies comfortably
>you will never stroke her hair while her cat sleeps nestled between the two of you
>you will never read Braudel to her in a soft voice, muted candlelight dancing across the well-worn pages of her favorite edition
>you will never keep reading even as she falls asleep, ensuring she has wonderful dreams of the longue duree and the subtleties of historical forces
>you will never breathe a deep sigh of contentment, assured that you have finally found your soulmate, before blowing out the candle and joining her in slumber

[Anonymous No.5305136]

>>5305097
I have this fantasy about being the first guy who had his dick jerked by « Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ».
I wonder if she took her bra off.
I wonder if she winked at him just before he came.
I wonder if she got some cum on her skin.
I don't even fap at this. I don't need to.

[Anonymous No.5305139]

>>5305097
did you write this song about butterfly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIQWt3oMids

[Anonymous No.5305142]

>>5305135
>you will never be crushed by her enormous weight
>you will never muffle your last words in her third fat roll from the top that you named Murph
>you will never have Murph take your breath away

[Anonymous No.5305144]

Quality thread lads

[Anonymous No.5305145]

>>5305124
Why is colour of your face considerably paler looking than rest of the body?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305146]

>>5305130
you probably think this isn't the real me, but it is

[Anonymous No.5305151]

>>5305130
Faggot

[Anonymous No.5305152]

>>5305144
>dubs like these wasted on a faggot like you

I don't understand our Lord..

[Anonymous No.5305154]

>>5305146
>>5305124
>>5304927
why do you keep changing your clothes between posts

[Anonymous No.5305157]

>>5305146
>no timestamp
You know what to do.

>>5305151
Y-you too.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305162]

I post with name for the sincerity. Living out in the open. This is something to do with ego, but it's certainly not an inflated one.

[I'm Vladimir Nabokov and I app(...) No.5305165]

I'm Vladimir Nabokov and I approve of this thread

[FAGVE No.5305166]

>>5305152
butterfly sat before her shrine that was dedicated to Bjork, kneeling down to spread feministers ashes before crying bitter tears that her lesbian lover was now under a new name: Jude Thaddeus and nothing was ever the same again

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305167]

>>5305162
hi fem

[Anonymous No.5305170]

>>5305162
my butterfly never use make-up

[Anonymous No.5305171]

>tfw going through the archives of times butterfly posted pics and trying to figure out what the fuck her damage is

i don't understand

[Anonymous No.5305174]

>>5305162
Ugly ass bitch

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305181]

>>5305171
Butterfly is Fem. Fem is a guy.

[Anonymous No.5305184]

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305186]

>>5305098
No.

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Natalia. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

Natalia really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

[Anonymous No.5305188]

>>5305171
Pls write a book called "Rise and fall of /lit/" with a chapter dedicated exclusively to the impersonation of « Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ».

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305190]

>>5305184
Anon p-pls, i'm on a diet now

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305194]

>>5305184
>butterfly is a lard ass

lmaooooo
o
o o

[Anonymous No.5305201]

>>5305184
high-test male reporting in

[Anonymous No.5305204]

>>5305201
>>>/pol/

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305209]

>>5305194
>« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » will never use you as a chair, farting occasionally

[Anonymous No.5305210]

>>5305209
>occasionally

[Anonymous No.5305211]

>>5305204
>>not recognizing a /fit/ joke

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305233]

>>5305209
i will anon

[Anonymous No.5305255]

What the fuck is this thread, Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.5305260]

what has this board become?

[fagve No.5305262]

>>5305260
all i know is my dick is hard

[Anonymous No.5305265]

>>5305260
>>5305255
BUTTERFLY POST YOUR FEET

[Anonymous No.5305273]

>>5305184
Now I know why they call her the BUTTerfly

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305275]

>>5305255
>>5305260
don't worry, it will become normal again soon. but tell me what is normal /lit/?

[Anonymous No.5305278]

Butterfly probably just hid this thread, so all your hard work is for nought.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305294]

>>5305265

[Anonymous No.5305396]

>>5305294
sweety?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305415]

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[Anonymous No.5305434]

/lit/ once again proving /tv/ has had permanent influence

is /tv/ the worst board on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.5305435]

>>5305275
Talkin' 'bout books 'n junk.

[Anonymous No.5305443]

>>5305434
Nah. /jp/ is.

[Anonymous No.5305457]

>>5305443
fuck off

[Anonymous No.5305482]

>>5305457
Ever been there, champ? It's like the bottom of the barrel at /a/ all decided to congregate on their own board. Which is probably what happened. They don't even talk about Japanese culture. They just talk about "muh NEET lifestyle". Super lame.

[Anonymous No.5305486]

>>>/jp/12386117

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.5305503]

In 20 minutes I'm going to delete this thread.