/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.5298950]

What is the most literary meal you have ever eaten?

[Anonymous No.5298958]

Fookin chinky takeaway mate

[Anonymous No.5298961]

Green eggs and ham

[Anonymous No.5298967]

I ate a cake shaped like a book once

[Anonymous No.5298974]

>>5298950
Babette's pussy

[Anonymous No.5298977]

>>5298958
Disgraceful. Would you serve that to Stirner if he came around for dinner and intellectual intercourse?

[Anonymous No.5298984]

I make any meal in a book that sounds interesting. I've eaten the ones that aren't Babette above. Simenon is good for a month or so of good meals.

[Anonymous No.5298985]

>>5298977
>intellectual intercourse
I'm not a fookin poof, lad.

[Anonymous No.5298986]

I once brought a book with me to a middle-brow Italian restaurant because I was too insecure about going alone and not having anywhere to look while I ate etc. The waiter smirked and corrected me when I mispronounced the entree I ordered. Probably that. I also spilled (red) wine on my pants and book, both of which were predominantly white.

[Anonymous No.5298989]

a dick

[Anonymous No.5298995]

>>5298950

Ah, I remember it well. For a long time I used to go to bed early...

[Anonymous No.5299003]

I once at a coloring book.

[Anonymous No.5299005]

>>5298986

[Anonymous No.5299011]

Had an existential meal with some friends once.

Jean-Paul Startre: Friedegger

Main: Camus Ragu

Dessert: Cakergaard

[Anonymous No.5299018]

>>5298950
I've seen that chinese cartoon, It's called "Bungaku Shoujo" if i remember well.
The cute protagonist eat pages of books and, through that, she says "what flavor" the book has.
It's pretty pretentious in my opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paeF_RG2WMs

[Anonymous No.5299026]

>>5298986
How can you mess up Itallian pronounciation?

C + i/e = "tsh"
g + i/e = "dj"

c + h = "k"
g + h = "g" as in green

gli = "lee" but back in your throat

Or just order the #17

[Anonymous No.5299050]

>>5299003
underrated post

[Anonymous No.5299085]

>>5299026
>Itallian
nice b8

[Anonymous No.5299840]

>>5298986
Were you eating spaghetti?

[Anonymous No.5299921]

I drank a pound of pig fat and the girl i was trying to impress had sex with me that night. Not necessarily /lit/ related.

[Tallis !!y+12CeFwYOo No.5299934]

>>5299011
>kierkegaard
>Heidegger
>Camus
existentialists

[Tallis !!y+12CeFwYOo No.5299940]

>>5299934
oops forgot a meme arrow before the "existentialists"

[Anonymous No.5300328]

>>5298977
>implying stirner wouldn't enjoy a chinky and a few pints

[Anonymous No.5300473]

I had a cofee at Cafe de Flore.
If any of you plebian scum actually realize the literary significance of this I'll be impressed.

[Anonymous No.5300564]

Whisky and a lot of cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.5300776]

I've had a madeleine moment before, though not with this particular brand of tea biscuits.

[Anonymous No.5300779]

Bottle of brandy, sans bottle.

[Anonymous No.5300787]

A Moveable Feast, I guess

[Anonymous No.5300800]

A piece of paper.

[Anonymous No.5300846]

>>5299934
camus didn't identify as an existentialist but his ideas are so similar it's kinda pointless to differentiate

[Anonymous No.5300895]

>>5298950
Everything I eat is literary, as I am poor and on Foodstamps, and you fedoracunts think the world of Randy Ann.

[Anonymous No.5301011]

I've had coffee in Huesca.

Hardly an Earth shattering experience to boast of so many decades after the fact, but it was fun for me.

[Anonymous No.5302480]

>>5298950
cofee

[Anonymous No.5302483]

>>5298961
That's... fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.5302519]

>>5298950
Madeleine and tea in the afternoon in my veranda while watching an afternoon's light rain at 4 PM. It could have been nice were it not for the fact that on that same day I saw my neighbour fucking his pool boy. The neighbour was married. It was gross, some people just can't close the fucking curtain.

[Anonymous No.5303417]

>>5302519
B-b-but anon, how do you know the pool boy wasn't a reincarnation of Rimbaud? You would have an obligation to fuck him in the boypussy.

[Anonymous No.5303595]

>>5298950
3 cocktails at the Hemingway Bar in Paris, the final destination on Interrail journey through Europe with a rich friend who surprised me. I really enjoyed those drinks, but besides being extremely self conscious and paranoid, All i could think about was wanting to drink Pernod at the bar as some kind of salute, but really I was just trying to escape the oncoming puke fest that occured outside the hotel.

[Anonymous No.5304653]

>>5298950
Cold all day breakfast out of a tin cos there was no gas in my crappy flat.

[Anonymous No.5304675]

>>5298950
Alphabet soup.

[Anonymous No.5304812]

I want to eat this before I die, that will be my literary meal: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

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>>5298950