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5230640 No.5230640[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

being a straight male nerd neet...
how do I write some material that females/feminazis can fap to?

how do I write for girls?

>> No.5230647
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5230647

mention the color of the drapes n carpet in the room

>> No.5230660

>>5230647
This. Make sure they match.

>> No.5230674

>>5230640
Go away mangina.

>> No.5230691

Rape. Bitches love rape.

>> No.5230707

>>5230691
I believe it's called "canola" for advertising reasons in the United States.

>> No.5230715

>>5230691
isn't the female version of rape fantasy like... romantic rape?

>> No.5230721

Beat them and go READ THIS, WHORE!!! and they'll think you're their dad and cum in their pants

>> No.5230742

Write something they're against and they'll eat it up to complain about it.

>> No.5230771
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5230771

Try to understand them.

>>5230715
Rape fantasies are just varying degrees of play, of course. Some just want to be tied up and have rough sex, others want slapped or get into asphyxiation. I'm not into the BDSM crowd, that's other research.

>> No.5230780

>>5230640
i don't need some mansplainer to turn me on k thnx

>> No.5230802

You can't generalise on female's favourite porn. Some like romantic shit, some fap to the most hardcore BDSM shit.

Same goes with erotica. Write what you like, it's the best way to be a good writer. You don't get to pick your readers.
Sorry.

>> No.5230832

Nothing you write will ever be any good if it isn't honest.

Not that sincerity automatically equals quality, because it certainly doesn't (the average YA author is very sincere), but insincerity is almost always automatic shit.

>> No.5230837

>>5230802
Some even love that man-on-man stuff

>> No.5230839

>>5230837
I've long wondered why some girls get off on that, though I suppose you're not the one to ask.

>> No.5230902
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5230902

>>5230839
Why do some men get off on lesbians? Same reason.

>> No.5230909

>>5230640
>being a straight male
it's okay we're all faggots here

>> No.5230915

>>5230902
>Nipple
Enjoy your ban.

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5230947

Make excessive use of the word "sammich".

>> No.5233430

Women love men with style and class. Describe your fedora.

>> No.5233440

>>5230640
Read fifty shades of grey, and use a little induction

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5233454

write a bunch of stuff about frivolous gossip and shiny trinkets and makeup and such.