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>250 word essay due tomorrow
>still browsing /lit/

>> No.5222372

Just borrow Franco's new essay.

>> No.5222377

>>5222372
but i'm a metametamodernism

>> No.5222380

>things are required of me in life
>don't do them and go on 4chan instead

>> No.5222390

Please tell me your in high school. 250 is less than some of the posts I've made on this website off the top of my head.

What class is it OP?

>> No.5222392

>patrician checker coming tomorrow
>haven't hidden my YA collection yet

>> No.5222393

>>5222390
inb4 quality not quantity

>> No.5222394

>>5222390
>your
>not recognizing a well-established meme
>please tell me ______

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>>5222392
>patrician checker coming tomorrow
>only have Wes Anderson films on my HDD

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>>5222377
tfw neopostmetamodernism blues

>> No.5222405

>>5222390
>being this new

>> No.5222408

>>5222362
250 words is nothing. Give me the prompt and I'll write it for you.

>> No.5222411

>>5222394
>>5222405
>getting metatricked

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>>5222411

>> No.5222417

>>5222411
>not recognizing obvious postmetatricking

did you even get your book license?

>> No.5222421

>>5222417
>tfw no book license

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>>5222417

>> No.5222427

>250 words

I deleted that many words trying to find the right words for this post. Are you in some kind of kindergarten for overachiever parents?

>> No.5222436

>>5222362
>penis inspection day tomorrow
>still haven't rubbed my genitals in ointment
>will probably fail and get held back a year
>too lazy to care

>> No.5222440

>>5222427
we got a casual here

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>>5222421

>> No.5222458

>>5222417
>postmetatricking

Please let this be a thing

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5222463

>book inspector coming tomorrow
>didn't pay my bookshelf tax

>> No.5222465

>>5222440
Am not, I graded 250 word essays for a summer.

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5222466

>drunk
>Sd;kfsdfjkjksdj;fsjlkd
>2 days

>> No.5223149

>>5222362
250 words!?!
What is that like 5 tweets?

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>book inspector coming tomorrow
>I have a kindle

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5223170

>tfw when you can't get GR out of customs because you can't afford to pay the new noun levy. By the time I saved up the character authorization stamps the rates for nouns went up. I guess my children will be reading the stranger for the next two months.

>> No.5223173

>>5222362
Holly shit, no way can you do 250 words in time. Try plagiarising a dictionary and pray that nobody notices. A good dictionary should have about 250 words in it.

>> No.5224653

>>5222362
>tfw it's friday and tomorrow is Saturday
>tfw wtf is your uni doing with classes on a Saturday
>tfw today is a national holiday and I am at work
Wish i was still neet, I can't even read 5+ books a month anymore

>> No.5224682

>>5222458
>book inspector coming tomorrow
>haven't hidden my comedy romance novels yet
>however, if my bookshelf is "too perfect", he'll get suspicious and start tearing my house apart in order to find them
>if I keep them on the bookshelf, it may look like a joke to him since everyone is smart enough to get rid of the comedy romance novels when the book inspector comes
>however, someone before me might have done this as well, and this could make the inspector even more suspicious

>> No.5224686

>>5222392
>still haven't finished The Republic

>> No.5224693

>>5222417
I was only pretending not to realize that you knew that I knew that it was a trick. You've been thrice-rused.

>> No.5224700

>/r9k/ inspector coming in 2 hours
>still no gf

>> No.5224738

>Stirner coming over for tea & BDSM play in an hour
>still believe in spooks

>> No.5224756

>>5222362
>250 word essay
Are you majoring in Down's Syndrome?

>> No.5224775

>>5222362
Just write a 1000-word essay and tell the teacher you ran out of time.