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5219879 No.5219879[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You're in the library and this is calls your gf a pleb, what do you do?

Keep in mind he is a Sterling Professor at Yale and considered an authoritative critic in the literary world.

>> No.5219885

>>5219879
proceed to suck his cock while caressing his balls.

>> No.5219899

Call him a whiny old fart

>> No.5219902
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5219902

>implying gf

>> No.5219904

>he's not a STEM student

point and laugh

>> No.5219910

>>5219879
>and this is calls your gf

fuck off

>> No.5219912

>>5219879
1. Mend his sweater
2. hide the thread

>> No.5219922

tell him my bf is the superior bloom

>> No.5219935

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bVY7tN1JZ0

>> No.5219936

>>5219922
Leopold Bloom?

>> No.5219951

nothing, my gf is a pleb

>> No.5219952

>>5219879
How badly does the typo in your post make you want to kill yourself?

Hate when that happens.

>> No.5219960
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5219960

>>5219952

I don't even know how it happened or where the is came from.

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5219962

I do not keep women, but if I did, she would not be a pleb. She would be an articulate, self-aware, knowledgeable woman, and more than capable of defending herself from attacks on her intellect (or admitting fault, if she felt that Professor Bloom had a fair point).

>> No.5219971

>>5219879
Ask him if he's read any good books lately.

>> No.5219972

>>5219936
no allan
>tfw no bf to cuddle and read Love & Friendship with