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Since /r9k/ is being removed soon, I want some /r9k/ type of books to help me cope.

Recommend me some feelsy robot literature, please.

>> No.5216769

fuck off, scum
read the sticky at the least

>> No.5216770

How to be a faggot

written by master wizard uruhi

>> No.5216771

Confederacy of Dunces

>> No.5216774
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>> No.5216775

>>5216765
>Since /r9k/ is being removed soon
Good.

>> No.5216776

>>5216765
>/r9k/ is being removed soon
Why?

>> No.5216781

>>5216765
>Since /r9k/ is being removed
seriously? remove the containment board?

>> No.5216782

>>5216776
>board about original content
>same fucking feels shit over and over

>> No.5216784

>>5216765
Go fuck yourself by your mom.

>> No.5216786

>>5216781
They're talking about moving to /mu/, which is fine with me.

>> No.5216787
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m00t said it.

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>>5216765
>Since /r9k/ is being removed soon

>> No.5216793

>>5216786
>/mu/

Like that board isn't shitty enough as it is.

>> No.5216796

>>5216774
Is this person for real or is this some elaborate attempt to defame someone they know in real life?

>> No.5216799

>>5216793
Yup. I agree. There won't be a decrease in quality: it will stay the same. However, once it is deleted, I think we will see a rise in "/lit/ can you suggest me some feels books?".

>> No.5216807

do not reply to r9k posters

hide r9k threads

ignore r9k posts

>> No.5216819

>>5216771
thanks friend.

any one else?

>>5216807
no bully

>> No.5216871

>>5216774
Christ, I can feel the smug radiating from my screen.

>> No.5216873

>>5216799
It's already happening.
>>5216810

>> No.5216933

>>5216765
>a bloo bloo bloo my feels board is being shut down
>post le sad guy pic
>asks for feels book

Thank you Moot it's a step on the right direction

>> No.5217031

>>5216774
>putting wise man's fear and Night Angel with that list with those shit
get out fagget you got me mad

>> No.5217106

>>5217031
night angel?

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>>5216774

>> No.5217140

>>5217106
The Brent Weeks book

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>>5216774
I'd always wondered what sort of person reads Game of Thrones.
Now I know.
Thank you for showing me.

>> No.5217161

>>5217152
Semen is an animal product.

>> No.5217164

>>5216765
it's not being deleted you tremendous faggot. But you should still kill yourself for posting there

>> No.5217177

>>5216765
/r9k/ isn't being deleted.

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>>5217152
Not if you use your own.

OP, I highly recommend Natural Harvest, for recipes that will imitate the feel of being in a giant, gay circlejerk.

>> No.5217198

>>5216765
notes from the underground

>> No.5217215

>>5216789
^This butterfly bitch is a woman.

All /r9k/ lads should be aware. They should strive to read as many books as possible so they can impress her with their knowledge.

Afterwards, one lucky person will be rid of >tfw no gf

She will caress you, stroke your cheek, whittle your reluctance until you're sucking on her thumb, wrapped in her warm embrace. She'll tug your cock until you coat her soft, delicate feet and the she'll rock you to sleep.

>> No.5217220

>>5217215
Once per hour I skim every thread on the front page of /lit/ for butterfly posts. I don't read anything else.

>> No.5217232

>>5217215
butterfly was probably the only /lit/izen fightin for /s4s/

#loyalbitches

>> No.5217233

>>5217215
she's into the ladies, friends. i'm one of the few with the opportunity of ever having my cheek stroked by /lit/'s darling.

>> No.5217237

>>5217233
Gross.

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Why the fuck would you delete /r9k/? It's a wonderful containment board. Where will the robots go?

Anyways, here's a chart for OP. The Stranger, The Tunnel, Stoner and Notes are recommended. Read Schopenhauer too.

>> No.5217261

>>5216774
>tfw I'm reading The Sun Also Rises because I'm in this retarted gateway book phase

kill me. I just want to read the equivalent of Bela Tarr and Andrei Tarkovsky already

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>>5217215
Ew. Suck your own thumb.
I'm a strict vagitarian

>>5217220
Srsly?

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>>5217249
good job guy

>> No.5217271

goodnight sweet /lit/

>> No.5217280

Have you read the recent sticky, OP?
/r9k/ is pretty much a board for...anything now, I guess...

>> No.5217284

>>5217262
I can dress up like a girl for you. A very hairy girl. You can just pretend my whole body is a very large, bushy vagina. My penis would be a plus-sized clitoris. The location doesn't make sense but love never does, baby.

Love never does.

>> No.5217317

>>5217261
Just do it, man. You don't have to follow a "100 books to read before you die" list. Just read shit that interests you. Don't let others pressure you into reading literature you don't really care about.

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>>5216819
>Bully

My sides. Get out of here plebeian.

>> No.5217791

>>5216765

OP I know that feel. I am a /lit/izen and an /r9k/er. I can't believe moot the faggot pleb fucked up r9k.

I was amazed about a year ago by The Elementary Particles (also called Atomised) by Michel Houellebecq. THIS is essential r9kcore. Also read Whatever, also by him (which has a passage that I am amazed never became r9k copypasta), and then all of his other books.

Obviously My Twisted World by Elliot Rodger is great (it convinced me that youtube videos + IRL performances + book can equal a work of art).

Surprisingly, F Scott Fitzgerald portrays the women in his books as vacuous whores. Tender is the Night and The Great Gatsby are perfect examples of this.

>> No.5217803

>>5217791

Oh yeah, and obviously The Manipulated Man by Esther Vilar, a short but sweet anti-woman polemic.

>> No.5217810

>>5216796
>>5217152

calle borjeson was a tripfag named quentin who had a serious case of not being able to shut the fuck up. he plagued this board and many others until he got doxed.

at least he was honest about his gay little hobby unlike some other trips i could mention who are all like "yes I'm a legitimate member of this chinese community even though I use a tripcode because I have an inflated sense of of self importance and am a terrible boor."

>> No.5217812

>read that /r9k/ is getting deleted
>feel intense relief - the shittiest board in the history of 4chan is being deleted
>check out the manchild angry virgin anger
>>/r9k/ isn't being deleted—only the "ROBOT9000" script has been disabled.
>all hope is crushed

>> No.5217832

>>5217812
>shittiest board in the history of 4chan
>not /pol/
>not /mlp/
>not /b/

>> No.5217836

>>5217832
>Not /fur/
>Not >>>/z/

ok

>> No.5217868

>>5217836
/mlp/ is just /fur/ with a narrower purview.

>> No.5217872

>>5217812
>thinking /r9k/ being deleted would be a good thing
>thinking the users would all just disappear and not flood boards like this with their whiny, bitter bullshit

it's a containment board.

>> No.5217876

>>5217872
I can remember the time before /r9k/ came into existence. This "chad"/"right now the woman of your dreams is being defiled" bullshit wasn't really around back then....