what are cool parts to read from the bible?

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Anonymous Wed Jul 30 17:55:08 2014 No.5215458 [Reply] [Original]

what are cool parts to read from the bible?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 17:57:34 2014 No.5215472 Define cool, nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 17:58:55 2014 No.5215477 >>5215458 Ecclesiastes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 17:59:06 2014 No.5215481 >>5215472 It's "nigger". Don't be racist...

Anonymous Wed Jul 30 17:59:35 2014 No.5215483

Ehud making a shank, hiding it on his right leg, being left handed, getting an audience with a foreign fat king, alone, shanking him to where the shank completely pierced his blubber, and bailing out the window.

They didn't want to disturb the king, but wondered why it smelled like shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 18:00:09 2014 No.5215488 you've at least got to read the Pentateuch in its entirety. that kills three birds with one stone. it's likely the most important and efficient reading you'll ever do given the length.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Wed Jul 30 18:00:38 2014 No.5215489 >>5215458 "Cool" from that character's perspective? Revelations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 18:00:53 2014 No.5215490 >>5215458 Genesis and Revelations

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 18:02:56 2014 No.5215508 >>5215490 >Revelations >s

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 18:03:28 2014 No.5215510 >>5215489 Technically, from that character's perspective, Ezekiel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 18:03:43 2014 No.5215512 >>5215483 Book of Judges is pretty fuckin trill

Anonymous Wed Jul 30 18:04:47 2014 No.5215517

>>5215510
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 18:05:15 2014 No.5215522 >>5215477 My first thought exactly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 18:05:55 2014 No.5215525 >>5215508 "Hey son we're going to Safeways and then Burger Kings you want anything to eat?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 18:06:59 2014 No.5215529 >>5215477 >>5215522 Ecclesiastes 1 The Vanity of Life 1 The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem. 2 “Vanity of vanities,” says the Preacher; “Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.”

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 18:11:33 2014 No.5215552 >>5215517 >yfw you realize this isnt a actual passage in the bible

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 18:14:31 2014 No.5215563 >>5215458 First couple of chapters from Genesis Joshua Judges Kings I Those are all I've read so far, recommended by my classmate. They're pretty good. Joshua and Judges are best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 30 18:26:04 2014 No.5215615 >>5215552 And thus Jezus spoke "And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness"

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Anonymous Wed Jul 30 23:59:33 2014 No.5217051

Definitely the Book of Job. It throws out completely this popular idea of the ultimate force of God being "goodness" and blatantly shows that such a thing as God is almost completely amoral and unknowable.

Also if you don't limit yourself to what's considered cannon, I would suggest you read the gnostic texts like The Gospel of Thomas. It gives a completely different view of Jesus than the 4 cannon books of the new testament.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 00:01:29 2014 No.5217060 >>5217051 >canon

>>	Tea princess !.Z79GgH3UI Thu Jul 31 00:01:43 2014 No.5217063 >>5215458 read the old testament, that shit is hardcore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 00:02:11 2014 No.5217065 If you're reading the bible for the fun of it why don't you just read paradise lost?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 00:06:42 2014 No.5217082 >>5215458 The part where Elijah summons the two bears to maul the youths for making fun of his bald spot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 00:10:47 2014 No.5217090 Dead Sea Scrolls and the Nag Hammadi Library are far more interesting than any part of the Bible. Read The Thunder, Perfect Mind. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thunder,_Perfect_Mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 00:12:45 2014 No.5217095 >>5217065 Because the Bible is better and more interesting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 00:18:07 2014 No.5217117 >>5215517 >tfw the actual passage isn't even cool

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 00:21:42 2014 No.5217128 >>5217095 >better doubt you've read either

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 00:24:34 2014 No.5217133 >>5217128 Doubt all you want; still won't make you correct.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 00:28:00 2014 No.5217142 >>5215458 Job, Ecclesiastes, Ruth, the Gospels, Romans, Revelations.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 00:31:11 2014 No.5217157

Ezekiel 10:12-14
Their whole body, their backs, their hands, their wings and the wheels were full of eyes all around, the wheels belonging to all four of them. The wheels were called in my hearing, the whirling wheels. And each one had four faces. The first face was the face of a cherub, the second face was the face of a man, the third the face of a lion, and the fourth the face of an eagle.

Job 41:1-3
“Can you draw out Leviathan with a fishhook?
Or press down his tongue with a cord?
“Can you put a rope in his nose
Or pierce his jaw with a hook?
“Will he make many supplications to you,
Or will he speak to you soft words?

Revelation 1:12-16
Then I turned to see the voice that was speaking with me. And having turned I saw seven golden lampstands; and in the middle of the lampstands I saw one like a son of man, clothed in a robe reaching to the feet, and girded across His chest with a golden sash. His head and His hair were white like white wool, like snow; and His eyes were like a flame of fire. His feet were like burnished bronze, when it has been made to glow in a furnace, and His voice was like the sound of many waters. In His right hand He held seven stars, and out of His mouth came a sharp two-edged sword; and His face was like the sun shining in its strength.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 00:52:55 2014 No.5217197

>>5215458
Most of Genesis/Exodus is pretty cool from an epic fantasy kind of view.

Other good parts from the Old Testament include The Book of Job, Daniel and the Lions Den, Sampson and Maccabees.

New Testament is kind of dry, but for my money The Gospel of Mathew is the best to tell the story of Jesus. Later, read some of the acts of the apostles like in Acts 8 when saint Peter has a magical showdown with a wizard named Simon Magus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 00:54:53 2014 No.5217205 >>5217090 That....that was so fucking epic.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:00:03 2014 No.5217217

>>5217090
Well, if where getting into Biblical fanfiction then we cant forget the Infancy Gospel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infancy_Gospel_of_Thomas

>The text describes the life of the child Jesus, with fanciful, and sometimes malevolent, supernatural events, comparable to the trickster nature of the god-child in many a Greek myth. One of the episodes involves Jesus making clay birds, which he then proceeds to bring to life, an act also attributed to Jesus in Quran 5:110,[1] although Jesus's age at the time of the event is not specified in the Quran. In another episode, a child disperses water that Jesus has collected. Jesus, aged one, then curses him, which causes the child's body to wither into a corpse. Another child dies when Jesus curses him when he apparently accidentally bumps into Jesus, throws a stone at Jesus, or punches Jesus (depending on the translation).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:01:42 2014 No.5217222 ESTHER

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:03:14 2014 No.5217227 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:03:17 2014 No.5217228 >>5215489 Revelations was always my favourite too. (If you're the real Butterfly, then I'm the girl from the Feminister thread.)

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Thu Jul 31 01:08:32 2014 No.5217250
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>>5217228
PianoLady?

I read most of the bible in my Christian youth. It was the most perplexing, but I took them as metaphors to interpret, so it was a fine exercise for my imagination. But now all I can think of when hearing/seeing bits of it is Alex Jones tinfoil hatters.

Hissssssssssssssssss

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:11:57 2014 No.5217259 >>5217051 >Definitely the Book of Job. It throws out completely this popular idea of the ultimate force of God being "goodness" and blatantly shows that such a thing as God is almost completely amoral and unknowable. Way to miss the point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:13:34 2014 No.5217264 the part that's true. oh wait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:14:38 2014 No.5217266 >>5217264 tipping intensifies

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:14:59 2014 No.5217269

>>5217250
Mhm, PianoLady. I've thought of adopting that as my trip actually, just so I'd be recognisable. I'm still unsure whether or not to trip, but you might see me around soon.

I read all of Revelations first (because it was just the coolest), then decided to go through and read the books chronologically, in regular intervals. I was one of those very religious types who took a higher meaning from everything, so Revelations was... confounding for me, haha. I stopped being a Christian before I could get anywhere past the first few books, sadly, but I still hold Revelations close to my heart.

Tell me about Alex Jones, I haven't heard of him before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:17:46 2014 No.5217273 >>5217090 >Dead Sea Scrolls and the Nag Hammadi Library are far more interesting than any part of the Bible. only if you're a tryhard hipster

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:19:02 2014 No.5217281 >>5217259 why didn't you just state what you think the point is? because you don't actually know it but didn't like his interpretation.

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Thu Jul 31 01:31:33 2014 No.5217314

>>5217269
How about "Keys"? in reference to the piano? w/e

So full atheist now?
Alex Jones is a conspiracy theory vacuum. He buys just about everything. Illuminati, aliens, Satan. /x/ material. He believes Bush and all the Skull and Bones fraternity are Satan worshipers.
Here's a good clip of him in Waking Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJXspT2VtOE
Not being too paranoid in this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:34:02 2014 No.5217323 >>5217269 >>5217314 Both "PianoLady" and "Keys" are off-putting and aesthetically displeasing. Please take my opinion into consideration.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:36:34 2014 No.5217330 >>5217323 Yeah, it should be "EbonyStickTickler" in reference to the black keys.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:40:39 2014 No.5217340

>>5217314
I love how he grows redder and redder.

I'm pretty sure his inclusion in this is as a demonstration of a ragefilled blowhard.

Isn't waking life supposed to be based on the Tibetan book of the Dead? He's probably one of the demons of the afterlife that tricks you.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Thu Jul 31 01:42:50 2014 No.5217348 >>5217323 "Noteworthy" Hahaha Or a beloved character from a book.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:47:24 2014 No.5217362

>>5217314
I thought about including the word "ivory", in reference to the piano as well as my pale skin. I still don't know, though, haha.

I'm an agnostic atheist, so I guess like mostly (but not full) atheist. I like Buddhism, but can't get into the more spiritual aspects of the religion, and don't believe in them anyways. What about you?

This guy reminds me of my old church pastor, haha. I used to be a major conspiracy theorist type of Christian when I was younger. I prepared for the forthcoming rapture, I thought Lady Gaga was a Satanist and was part of the Illuminati... We even had this mantra at our church, "Obama Nation = An Abomination". (We're Canadian, which made that even more ridiculous.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:49:09 2014 No.5217366 >>5217323 >>5217330 What name do you suggest I use, then? At least Butterfly is being helpful.

>>	Jude !SX.Jipgvhc Thu Jul 31 01:52:05 2014 No.5217374 Whenever somebody says "YOLO" you should quote the second chapter of the Book of Wisdom (deuterocanonical) at length.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 01:52:06 2014 No.5217375 >>5217348 (Perhaps strangely,) I tend to idolise people over fictional characters. I really like Stephen Fry, but I don't think I could usefully incorporate him into a trip—any attempt would be laughable.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 02:02:28 2014 No.5217402

>>5217366
>At least Butterfly is being helpful.

She really isn't. Her suggestions have all been spoiled by the worst part of her character, her pseudo-aloof appeals to optimism which defame any suggestion of humanity through sheer lack of engagement with negativity. This has manifested in the present thread in the form of dad humor-tier suggestions. "Noteworthy"?

I would suggest something if I actually knew you and had spent some time with you, but I don't and I haven't. So the best I can do is appeal to your freedom and let you arrive at a name on your own so that it actually means something and doesn't come with the baggage of uncertainty that ol' Butterfly's dogshit suggestions certainly would.

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Thu Jul 31 02:09:42 2014 No.5217421

>>5217402
I'm not sure of much else about this girl so my other suggestions aren't as inventive or informed as they might be.

I suggested a name to a couple expecting a baby not too long ago, and they surprised me by taking it!

I already suggested this name to her once though, Ariadne.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 02:19:28 2014 No.5217446 >>5215458 Pretty much everything that isn't the 'begots'

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 02:21:40 2014 No.5217451 >>5217421 >Ariadne That name is terrible. If I ever find a woman with poor enough judgement to reproduce with me, and we have a daughter, I'm naming her Cassandra, and hoping she'll live up to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 02:22:45 2014 No.5217456 >>5217446 So true. Isn't Numbers just about the worst thing you've ever read?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 02:22:58 2014 No.5217457 >>5217451 >Cassandra What's so great about that name?

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 02:26:23 2014 No.5217464

>>5217217
>fan fiction

like I am going to listen to the elite who manipulate religion when it comes down to them saying "er...this empowers women so its not real bible....er..this is a little too extreme to believe even by our standards so its not real....er....this makes it seem like its all a metaphor and not to be abide by word for word better let it go....err.....this says this shit is all just one big fucking story for the shit of it all....er....we can't control people that way...er....its not real bible either

>>	rêve Thu Jul 31 02:26:33 2014 No.5217465 >>5217366 scaling maybe not great for this community, but it'd be a hot gaia username man. so many different connotations that i could shower in them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 02:28:44 2014 No.5217472 >>5217457 It sounds pleasing to me ear. More importantly she was cursed by Apollo with the gift of prophesy that no one would believe. It drove her insane. She's a beautifully tragic figure.

>>	Jude !SX.Jipgvhc Thu Jul 31 02:39:15 2014 No.5217497 >>5217457 it's poor

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Thu Jul 31 02:45:03 2014 No.5217506

>>5217362
Full atheist. I've read a little bit of the Dalai lama, and some Taoism (Tao of Pooh and Te of Piglet) and love the whole ying/yang thing. Balance is a good concept.
>Lady Gaga ... Obama
Oh wow. Hahaha. I was from a rather mild but still apocalyptic church. Parents kept us out of school, isolating us from other influences.

>>5217451
I like Amalasuntha. Good strong gothic name.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 02:47:35 2014 No.5217518 >>5217497 You're poor. So is your name. >ooh I'm Jude, I'm so edgy! I betrayed Jesus! Look at me!

>>	Jude !SX.Jipgvhc Thu Jul 31 02:49:14 2014 No.5217520 >>5217518 When did Jude betray Jesus? He was one of the good apostles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 02:50:04 2014 No.5217522 >>5217520 Oh sorry, I was thinking of Judas. You're cool. I'll even suck your dick if you want me to.

>>	Jude !SX.Jipgvhc Thu Jul 31 02:50:50 2014 No.5217525 >>5217522 NO

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 02:56:23 2014 No.5217537 >>5217525 What would Jesus do? He'd say love your neighbor as yourself. Wouldn't you want someone to let you suck their dick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 03:13:45 2014 No.5217577 >>5217082 >Elijah

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 03:24:56 2014 No.5217601 >>5217577 >Elijah Please don't tell me you call him Elias...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 03:27:33 2014 No.5217615 There is a fun part in Psalms about how to kill the babies of YHWH's enemies,

Sage Thu Jul 31 03:35:50 2014 No.5217636

>>5217259
>God is all Good and such, being in Heaven
>ayy lmao sup God
>I bet I can make you ruin someones life completely, for no reason other than to prove me, a fallen angel who tries to ruin peoples lives, wrong. Bet u can't even make him worship you when he's down on his luck, faggot
>Oh yeah! Watch me ruin this guys life completely for no reason other than to prove to the devil people DO like me when they're down!

It's like a toddler going up to an adult to make him prove he's strong enough to kick the shit out of a 6 year old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 03:37:23 2014 No.5217642 >>5215458 "Jesus Wept." >TFW

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 03:39:14 2014 No.5217646 I like the part where Jesus was blazing 420 with the disciples and they were baked as fuck and then the spaceship landed and the aliums were all like "ayy lmao"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 05:39:02 2014 No.5217894 >>5217636 He believes in God. He doesn't live for this life. He lives for heaven. And he's getting a reward for his suffering, too. It's actually better for him ultimately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 06:10:59 2014 No.5217951 >>5217894 There's no afterlife in the Book of Job.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:01:43 2014 No.5219557

>>5217506
Tao of Pooh is also on my list. I'm assuming you liked it? I like the idea of balance and especially simplicity. Not necessarily living an ascetic lifestyle, but rather not living beyond your means. When I'm older, I plan to schedule at least one day of the week to go Internet, TV, and electronic-free.

I was luckily not homeschooled for too long. When I moved to Canada, my parents put me in a Christian school that my mom's dad helped found. I was a hardcore Christian up until high school (which wasn't Christian), a month into which I became an agnostic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:07:07 2014 No.5219579 >>5217451 I predict that Cassandra will be a very outdated name by the time you have a daughter. It'll be like how Nancy and Barbara are now, carrying connotations of fat, bingo-playing grandmas. I like the names Violetta and Coraline, myself.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:09:09 2014 No.5219583

>>5217421
Would you like to know more about me, so that you could come up with more informed name ideas? As I mentioned earlier, I do like the idea of incorporating the piano or maybe a Greek name. (If I had a Greek name, too, I could parry every dumb thread that mentions starting with the Greeks.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:09:09 2014 No.5219584 >>5219579 Cassandra is literally a classic. It'll never go out of style.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:12:02 2014 No.5219590 >>5219584 How do you know? Even so, I don't like the idea of my child being just one among the millions—billions, even—of other Cassandras that have existed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:14:15 2014 No.5219601 >>5219590 >my child will be a special snowflake You're setting them up for a life of mediocrity. Kids need to learn that they stand out through their achievements, not names.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:14:38 2014 No.5219604

>>5217051

> gnostic texts

> Written several centuries after Jesus came around.

That's practically the equivalent of reading a modern, unauthorized biography of Abraham Lincoln that claims he was actually a stoned hippie that preached sexual freedom to the masses, instead of going with something written by people who actually knew him while he was alive.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:24:43 2014 No.5219641

>>5219601
I'm setting my kid up for a life of mediocrity by wanting to name them something uncommon? I'm sure they'll just as easily be able to forge their own identity with a unique name, whatever their identity is. I don't want my child to look at the billions of other Cassandras and be overwhelmed, I want her to look at herself, the only Violetta she knows, and identify herself in that way.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:26:12 2014 No.5219647

>>5219604
This. If you REALLY want an 'accurate' portrait of what Jesus might have been like, you need to read

1) Paul's Epistles
2) The Gospel of Mark

Paul wrote his letters in probably the 40s and 50s AD, when the Church was just being founded, probably less than 20 years after Jesus' death. Mark, meanwhile, has been found to be the earliest of the Gospels, written likely in the 60s or 70s AD, so less than 40 years after Jesus' death.

Plus, Mark as a whole is a delightful summation of Jesus, his message, and his mission. If you assume that it's the earliest Gospel, and therefore the most accurate of the four in genuinely portraying Jesus, it also manages to answer Dawkins' complaint that if Jesus were working all these miracles there would be more contemporary sources about him.

>>	rêve Thu Jul 31 14:27:40 2014 No.5219650 >>5219601 i don't know, my given name (first name and surname) has given me an innate sense of superiority. names hold power and are important.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:28:15 2014 No.5219652

>>5219641
Psychological studies beg to differ. A name goes a long way into the creation of an identity.

In fact, you might want to name your kid something that begins with an "a" as research suggests they have a strong affinity for the letter and will therefore try harder academically to get an A grade. The mind is a funny thing, isn't it?

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:29:21 2014 No.5219659

>>5217402
You think my name should have some personality to it, then? How would you add personality to a name?

Since my freedom only exists within the confines of what I can think of, it's still nice to make suggestions because then I have more selection (and therefore more to do with my freedom). I will pose the same question to you that I did to Butterfly and ask you if you would be interested in learning about me.

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Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:35:21 2014 No.5219692

>>5219652
Could you point me to some of this research? Less because I disbelieve you and more because I'm interested in this topic. I heard once that the girl's name "Margaret" was the most successful (though I forget if I read that from a fiction book or not).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:36:45 2014 No.5219702 >>5219679 It's a consideration of mine. If I do decide that I want to trip, though, then I'd like to have a handle in mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:38:37 2014 No.5219713 >>5219702 Being a tripfag pretty much defeats the entire point of 4chan, which is anonymous discussion without attention whoring or all of that crap that forums typically suffer from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:39:32 2014 No.5219716 >>5219647 Mark doesn't have the Sermon on the Mount/Plain, which is in both Matthew and Luke. Matthew came before Mark for a reason, it was more popular amongst early Christians.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:40:35 2014 No.5219722 >>5219692 I'm on my phone at the moment. But I'll look later. The thing is that the academic achievement name thing doesn't apply if you don't have an A B C D or F name if I recall correctly. More later.

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Thu Jul 31 14:45:49 2014 No.5219747

>>5219557
<3 Yes, I liked them. Better than any Buddhism imo.
I'm living that way now.
>>5219583
I would enjoy knowing more about you, but you can come up with a name. It doesn't have to be anything special. (Greek name: How about Pallas?)
>>5219601
You'll probably name all your kids Anonymous, you crazy person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 14:52:33 2014 No.5219775 >>5219716 Admittedly so, but I appreciate Mark for its economy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 15:17:10 2014 No.5219890 >>5219713 I can trip whenever I want and be anonymous whenever I want. It seems okay to me. Half of why I'd want to trip is to rustle the jimmies of people who get all flustered over tripfags, too, which is (arguably) the point of 4chan.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 15:19:43 2014 No.5219903

>>5219722
I have a "C" name and always felt pressured into greatness, and none of the people in my advanced classes had "A"-names, so even if names are a motivating factor, they don't seem to do much. I'm sceptical, but as I mentioned, I'd love to read more on the topic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 15:22:57 2014 No.5219915 >>5219775 The teachings are more important than the lore.

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 15:25:09 2014 No.5219924

>>5219903
I can't seem to find any literature on that particular topic. I do recall my Evolutionary Psychology professor telling me about it, but that was a couple of years ago, and don't remember who he cited.

However, here are a few somewhat relevant articles.
I didn't read them, so I don't even know if they support my assertion, but you might find them interesting:
http://psycnet.apa.org/psycinfo/1985-14155-001
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/00223989909599767
http://www.amsciepub.com/doi/abs/10.2466/pr0.1983.53.1.266?journalCode=pr0
http://psycnet.apa.org/journals/edu/68/4/482/

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 15:28:30 2014 No.5219943

>>5219747
Which way are you living now? Electronic-free at least one day of the week?

Pallas... I think I've heard that before, but where?

As for me... I'm an I.B. honours student from Canada. I really want a black pug (I'd name her Puddles, maybe). I like trivia and architecture and art and drawing and European and lolita aesthetics. (My room looks like a very messy lolita paradise.) I like creativity and the avant-garde, and I'm a fan of rock opera and Lana Del Rey. Amélie was cute and I'm fond of the Professor Layton games. I always wanted to learn the accordion and violin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 15:34:34 2014 No.5219965 >>5219943 people like this are allowed on 4chan now?

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 15:40:02 2014 No.5219984

Genesis
Exodus
Judges
Job
Psalms
Proverbs
Ecclesiastes
Song of Solomon
Jonah
Matthew, Mark, or Luke
Acts
Revalation

I used to be a Christian, so my bible knowledge is pretty good. These books are all pretty interesting and provide some much needed historical insight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 15:40:41 2014 No.5219989 >>5219965 >muh seecret edgy klub DX

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 15:41:54 2014 No.5219996

>>5219924
I read all the articles, thank you. The first one actually found no correlation between name and success, while the second and third found almost opposing results: in the former, people with less attractive names were more successful, while in the latter, people with more common names were more successful. (The fourth didn't reveal anything.)

I am unsure if the correlations in the two studies were due to the child's actual name or due to a different factor (such as genetics) which would have caused the child to have a different name. Names like Candy and Jazmin are unique, but chosen almost solely by poorer parents. This could explain why less common names were less successful on the third study.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 15:45:01 2014 No.5220009 >>5219965 Isn't the idea of 4chan to accept everyone equally? What stereotype should I have to conform to? Wearing fedoras, playing WoW, and living in my parents' basement? Surely you'd rather have someone who differs from that tired old mould.

The Knight of Mirrors !!s2lmlI8P60f Thu Jul 31 15:45:12 2014 No.5220011

All of the Bible is "cool", particularly the Books of Chronicles which literally trace the entire history of the human race (as it was known). I frequently find myself rereading chapters three and four of 1 Chronicles, which unquestionable has the most interesting names.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Thu Jul 31 15:53:28 2014 No.5220056 File: 308 KB, 813x900, horta_g.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5219943 Not living beyond means. I'm poor, but I have enough saved that I don't have to worry about the bill for this broken arm. Do you like Art Nouveau?

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 16:06:25 2014 No.5220108

>>5220056
YES ART NOUVEAU IS MY FAVOURITE TYPE OF ARCHITECTURE EVER. <3 Nobody else I talk to even knows what it is, much less likes it.

That's too bad that you can't live beyond your means... It's nice if it's a conscious choice, but not if you're struggling every day. You should move to Canada, where you wouldn't have to worry about medical bills anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 16:06:30 2014 No.5220109 >The Bible >cool tips fedora

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Thu Jul 31 16:39:51 2014 No.5220235
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>>5220108
The whole art movement is my favourite. I see it as a sort of precursor to surrealism, so like finding the pop-surrealists blending them. I've thought about moving out of the country a few times...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuC2LGYXe8Q

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 16:50:51 2014 No.5220290

>>5217281
Not the person you replied to, but Ill take up the argument.

The book of Job is more about the idea that humanity is utterly alone and powerless. The only friend we have is God. We can't stand up to the devil, only God can, so we would be wise to never piss Him off.

That's what I took from God's response to Job at the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 16:53:59 2014 No.5220304 >>5220290 You didn't read Job right. God doesn't "stand up to" the devil; the devil works for God and does His bidding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 16:55:39 2014 No.5220310 Any recommended secondary literature on the bible?

Anonymous Thu Jul 31 16:59:02 2014 No.5220325
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>>5220235
For some reason, your video won't embed for me. What did you intend to send?

Pop surrealism is my favourite style of art, hands-down. Do you have any favourite artists? Mine are Ray Caesar and Mark Ryden (rather popular). I really like Natalie Shau, but I read that she doesn't reference stock images she uses properly, so I'm unsure of her. Here's one of my favourites from her regardless.

Why haven't you left the country?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 17:02:42 2014 No.5220340 >>5219943 holy shit kill yourself

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Thu Jul 31 17:30:27 2014 No.5220484
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>>5220325
Weird international youtube rules or faulty software, it was E.S. Posthumus' Sollente

Oh it's hard to pick a favourite. Ray Caesar and Mark Ryden are great. Chiho Aoshima, Swoon, Mars1, Glenn Barr, Chiara Bautista, Greg "Craola" Simkins. [Maybe not pop-surrealists: Roger Dean, Eyvind Earle, Zdzisław Beksiński, Lee Bontecou]

Too poor to travel much. Also like the looks of up state (Californian) Been up there once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 17:40:37 2014 No.5220526 >>5215458 Ecclesiastes and a few passages from Proverbs. The rest is pretty pointless to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 19:27:41 2014 No.5220829 >>5215458 the end

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 19:30:52 2014 No.5220842 there's a cool story where a bald man gets made fun of and laughed at for being bald by some 9 year old kids. so he prays to god to get revenge on the kidz who trolled him...and god sent bears to maul and maim and eat the children. ya.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 31 19:40:26 2014 No.5220865 >>5215477 this

Anonymous Fri Aug 1 01:34:12 2014 No.5222415
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>>5220484
Have you heard of McBess? He does comic book-style surrealism, I love his stuff. I also like Chiho and Simkins from your selection, and the Slavic guy's work is great too, sometimes like a more elaborate John Kenn monster. Have you also heard of the Dorothy Circus Gallery? It has a tonne of lovely exhibitions by artists who I can't name.

It sucks that you don't have the money; it'd be nice to live in a place you like. Sometimes I fantasise about just buying a plane ticket and starting a new life in a totally different place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 01:37:51 2014 No.5222428 >>5222415 I've heard of this guy before. I love his style. So classic, yet so bizarre.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 01:40:50 2014 No.5222439 >>5222415 >McBess Think he had a spread in High Fructose recently. Pretty good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 01:53:23 2014 No.5222472 The deleted scenes are better, like Jesus fighting a dragon and Jesus straight up wrecking a fool just for being clumsy.

Anonymous Fri Aug 1 02:01:02 2014 No.5222488
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Chapter 4 of Kings. Elijah, who had some issues with male pattern baldness, was one day accosted by some young children, whom made fun of his baldness. He got so butthurt about it that he cursed the children in the name of the Lord and then suddenly 2 bears emerged from the woods and mauled all the children to death.

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Aug 1 02:04:37 2014 No.5222509
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>>5222415
>Have you heard of McBess?
I had not. (I was afraid that pic was an AL Colombia. Nightmare stuff) I'll have to check some more McBess. I hadn't heard of Dorothy Circus Gallery either.

I have the same fantasy. The job I have is also pretty secure and comfy. But there'll come a day...

>>5222439
I've missed several years worth of those magazines. I should just check their site periodically

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 02:07:07 2014 No.5222520 File: 1.11 MB, 1149x885, the-accursed-fig-tree-by-james-tissot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The story about Jesus being a hothead and making a fig tree die is pretty weird. I think it's in Matthew.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 02:45:19 2014 No.5222635 >>5217269 >>5217366 Fuck off, you dumb cunt. The last thing this board needs is yet another attention whoring trip.

Anonymous Fri Aug 1 02:48:33 2014 No.5222642

>>5222439
I didn't see it, I haven't checked Hi-Fructose out in a few months. I love that mag, though. Juxtapoz is also alright.

>>5222509
I looked up Al Columbia and love him, thank you!

What kind of job do you have? If you could move anywhere, where would it be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 02:54:46 2014 No.5222664 >>5222635 You are the reason why I want to trip at all, anon. <3 Thanks for the encouragement.

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Aug 1 03:08:49 2014 No.5222701
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>>5222642
I decline mentioning any details and say only that it's a ludicrous position, but I miss it right now, heading into my second week of recovery. (People want to feel useful and do something for work, but forty hours a week? I wish we'd adjust that again. Employ more people...)
I'd like to move to the bay area somewhere. But see so many other places

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 03:27:10 2014 No.5222758 >>5217636 you have not read the book of job

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 04:18:15 2014 No.5222965 >>5215458 Read the non-canon gospels.

>>	Charles Bukkake !!dbC6x/DQFYo Fri Aug 1 04:19:43 2014 No.5222970 The whole thing

Anonymous Fri Aug 1 05:50:37 2014 No.5223203

>>5222701
I suppose it'll be nice to head back after you're done recovering, then. You mentioned it was a broken arm? How did you break it. (I agree that people work too much for too little. I just started working and it feels like it's become my life.)

Where is the bay area, exactly? I'd love to see Japan and the parts of Europe where I don't speak the language, then maybe live (temporarily) in the parts where I do. The picture you posted is pretty, by the way, do you know where it's from?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 06:09:38 2014 No.5223226 Maybe your Trip should be called "Arselicker" seeing as that's what you've done the whole thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 06:25:38 2014 No.5223255 >>5220009 The problem is that you are so 'regular'. You sound like a stereotype as opposed to a real person. When I read your posts you sound like the average 16 year old girl trying to sound cool in front of her peers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 06:28:32 2014 No.5223260 >>5222965 And then misinterpret them as endorsements of some feel-good Americanized hedonist new agey tripe rather than understand them as the productions of an extremely ascetic heresy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 06:34:09 2014 No.5223265 >>5215525 RIHFPAIDHJFPIJASDFFPAISDF

Anonymous Fri Aug 1 07:51:44 2014 No.5223414

>>5219604
>That's practically the equivalent of reading a modern, unauthorized biography of Abraham Lincoln that claims he was actually a stoned hippie that preached sexual freedom to the masses, instead of going with something written by people who actually knew him while he was alive.

There are no books of the Bible written by anyone who knew Jesus while he was alive. So your point isn't incorrect, it just applies to the entire religious text.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 08:13:56 2014 No.5223451 >>5223414 >There are no books of the Bible written by anyone who knew Jesus while he was alive. Technically not true if you consider the individual epistles to be 'books'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 08:23:40 2014 No.5223480 >>5217374 hey Jude, you seem to love the Bible, what's the best version to read?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 08:26:01 2014 No.5223490 >>5215458 job part

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 09:21:03 2014 No.5223650 >>5217601 >mfw its actually Ilya

Anonymous Fri Aug 1 09:22:39 2014 No.5223656

>>5222488
There are a few key issues we must understand in regards to this account of the youths cursing Elisha. The text reads, “From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. ‘Go on up, you baldhead!’ they said. ‘Go on up, you baldhead!’ He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.” It seems unbelievable that God would cause two bears to maul a group of children for making fun of a man for being bald.

First, the King James Version has done us a disservice by translated the term as “children.” The Hebrew word can refer to children, but rather more specifically means "young men." The NIV, quoted here, uses the word “youths.” Second, the fact that the bears mauled 42 of the youths indicates that there were more than 42 youths involved. This was not a small group of children making fun of a bald man. Rather, it was a large demonstration of young men who assembled for the purpose of mocking a prophet of God. Third, the mocking of “go on up, you baldhead,” is more than making fun of baldness. The baldness of Elisha referred to here may be: 1) natural loss of hair; 2) a shaved head denoting his separation to the prophetic office; or more likely, 3) an epithet of scorn and contempt, Elisha not being literally bald. The phrase “go up” likely was a reference to Elijah, Elisha’s mentor, being taken up to Heaven earlier in 2 Kings chapter 2:11-12. These youths were sarcastically taunting and insulting the Lord’s prophet by telling him to repeat Elijah’s translation.

In summary, 2 Kings 2:23-24 is not an account of God mauling young children for making fun of a bald man. Rather, it is a record of an insulting demonstration against God’s prophet by a large group of young men. Because these young people of about 20 years of age or older (the same term is used of Solomon in 1 Kings 3:7) so despised the prophet of the Lord, Elisha called upon the Lord to deal with the rebels as He saw fit. The Lord’s punishment was the mauling of 42 of them by two female bears. The penalty was clearly justified, for to ridicule Elisha was to ridicule the Lord Himself. The seriousness of the crime was indicated by the seriousness of the punishment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 09:50:15 2014 No.5223734 >tfw you awaken your catholic guilt How do people deal with it every time they masturbate? If I have to delete my shota folders I should just go back to my no-effort pantheism

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 09:54:45 2014 No.5223743 >>5223734 Just stop masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 10:00:52 2014 No.5223764 >>5223743 Why woukd you ever do that? It's the only thing that prevents me from being a horny bastard and actually content with being a virgin. If anything maaturbation is the best way to chastity

Anonymous Fri Aug 1 10:03:06 2014 No.5223769

>>5223764

>masturbation is the best way to chastity

and suicide is the best way to live, right? Maybe you should try finding a girl and getting married, and in the meantime you can think about how to stop yourself being controlled by the most primitive aspect of your mind.

Anonymous Fri Aug 1 10:08:07 2014 No.5223789

>>5223769
>>5223764

The only person who even consider masturbating is the man who is too crude to garner Pleasure from the loftier, intellectual pursuits. This is one reason why Kantian ethics forbids masturbation: the telos of Man is not the primal satisfaction of his basest desires, but the exaltation of his most noble sentiments.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 10:08:35 2014 No.5223792 >>5223769 >fap once a day to relieve tension >YOU'RE BEING CONTROLLED It's almost like fucking taking a piss. I'm sure there are people addicted to porn but this is very bad reasoning

Anonymous Fri Aug 1 12:11:23 2014 No.5224216

>>5220009

>Isn't the idea of 4chan to accept everyone equally?

No you stupid faggot 4chan isn't about acceptance it is the opposite, it's about Anonymity leading to pure unbias judging of quality of posts as to prevent mod dick sucking or tripfag fellating

>Talk about acceptance
>Start regurgitating neckbeard memes to assert yourself over other posts

/lit/ really is a shithole holy fuck why did I come here

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 12:31:01 2014 No.5224285 >>5219943 this is either high quality bait or mandatory suicide material

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Aug 1 12:43:48 2014 No.5224317
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>>5223203
I broke it in a bicycle accident.
The bay area, meaning San Francisco or thereabouts.
The picture is of Chartreuse Arch, French Alps. I'd like to see all sorts of natural wonders and picturesque countryside, museums and famous buildings. For some odd reason I got into Byzantium, and now I want see all their key locations.

>>5223226
Or "Offtopic" since that's all it's been. Sorry to have rubbed your fur the wrong way so.
>>5223255
I thought you were talking to a regular anonymous

>>5223414
Sting
>>5223769
Horribly false equivalent
>Maybe you should try finding a girl and getting married
And then you'd have us relieve this sexual tension for procreative purposes only. We know this old story, padre.

>>5224216
>No ... it's about Anonymity leading to pure unbias judging of quality of...
/b/ being the purest of this form. (Oh wait, they have post IDs now... /soc/ is one of those pure boards now)

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 12:50:15 2014 No.5224348 >>5223769 Why aren't you living on light like a legit sadhu? >having to eat to appease the basest part of your essence (the biological) >your ethics demonizes a non-harmful to others pleasure, you might be buttfrustrated

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 13:05:56 2014 No.5224411 Honestly the entire bible is a master piece, great literature in pretty much every way. However it's far better to read it in hebrew and greek, or At with multiple translations and a dictionary at hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 13:07:26 2014 No.5224418 Hey guys i got one, quote the bible where it says masturbation is a sin. Protip:you can't. You can masturbate without fantasizing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 13:41:05 2014 No.5224604 >>5215525 i've only heard people say that when it is a name "let's go to Kroger's (store,usually omitted)"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 13:46:57 2014 No.5224628 >>5224216 I'm not talking about /liking/ everyone equally, just /accepting/ them equally, and you do, through the anonymous format. No upvotes, etc. It doesn't matter who the poster is, as long as you like the content; that's how you accept everyone.

Anonymous Fri Aug 1 13:49:45 2014 No.5224646

1 Corinthians 13

If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me. For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 13:50:01 2014 No.5224649 >>5224285 I chose the aspects of my personality I know would bother you all most.

Anonymous Fri Aug 1 13:55:37 2014 No.5224679

>>5224317
Aww. I got a huge gash on my leg from a bike accident once. How much longer do you think you'll take to get better?

I'm more of the type who would want to explore and get to know the cities. I'd hopefully just walk around, go into every shop/café that looks interesting, and buy myself some food or trinkets. I really love libraries, cathedrals, and museums, so hopefully I'd go to those places too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 1 20:18:18 2014 No.5226227 >>5224317 ok sour power vinegar tits.

Anonymous Sat Aug 2 02:32:06 2014 No.5227874

>>5217636
Those who truly seek the heart and knowledge of the Lord will find it. Read into other perspectives on it and why people interpret them one way or the other. Name calling won't get you anywhere except where you started. Look to other opinions and you may learn something

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Sat Aug 2 02:36:31 2014 No.5227882 File: 223 KB, 600x400, Wensleydale1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5224679 I'm not sure. The cast either comes off or they just change it, but later next week. We all need a good long time to explore the world.

Anonymous Sat Aug 2 10:18:51 2014 No.5229412

>>5224646

Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things.

Philippians 4:8

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