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5204727 No.5204727[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

/lit/, you saved my life. When the thread gets 100 replies, I'll post a timestamped picture to let you know who I am.

>Made a thread back in 2008 saying I was going to an hero on stream
>I was serious too
>Anons persuaded me that because I had nothing to lose, I could do anything. And if all failed, THEN I could an hero
>So I did
>I traveled west, ending up in Los Angeles
>I lived with zero fucks. I ended up crashing celebrity parties, doing cocaine, while also living in a tent on a beach
>In 2010 I was asked by some director I met to star in a movie, a small role, to get my life on track
>I did
>Kept getting roles
>Started getting leads
>My agency worked out a minimum quota for $6 million. I still get offered lots of roles

So /lit/, I want you to know who you created. If you haven't been living in a cave for the last few years, you'll know who I am.

>> No.5204730

>>5204727
Unless you were in the intellectual, adult prime of your life in the 80s or earlier, you were never active in the postmodern paradigm. New sincerity supplanted it in the late 80s and has dominated until very recently. The current decade has seen the rise of metamodernism and something of a budding postmetamodernism is arising as we speak. Postmodernism isn't some oppressive status quo bogeyman under which we all suffer. It's an academic and artistic paradigm of yesteryear. Given the average age of a /lit/ user is undergraduate, I can't imagine many posters in these threads decrying the nihilism of postmodernity have ever truly experienced it.

>> No.5204733

>>5204727

nice /b/read

Either post porn like the other thread and take your ban (you'll get one anyway for "quality of posts") or start writing some erotica.

>> No.5204736

>>5204727
No one gives a fuck, you faggot. We only care about academics.

>> No.5204740

>>5204730
Why do you talk like that to a total plebian? he doesnt understand you and you dont sound smart you shitlickingcunt

>> No.5204749

>>5204740
Yeah, sorry. Obviously, unintentional.

>> No.5204756

>>5204727
>When the thread gets 100 replies
>When
Aren't we confident.
>100 replies
What is this, Facebook?
If you're so grateful, stop demanding things of us and get to the point.

>> No.5204761

Yeah I was present in that thread in 2008, and I told you not to kill yourself. I changed my mind, kill yourself.

>> No.5204769

>>5204749
dubs for duplicate thread
>>5204176

>> No.5204771

We regret everything. Kill yourself for real. This time, get the job done.

>> No.5204782

Posting because I'm too curious to fully believe this is a troll

>> No.5204787

>>5204727
If I had $6m minimum I'd buy this whole fucking site.

Certainly not beg for 100 replies on the slowest board on this website.

Not even kidding.

>> No.5204796

>>5204787
Well, when you make it to the age of 15, I might set you two up for some ice cream and hand-holding.

>> No.5204803
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5204803

>>5204727
Well /lit/ didn't even exist in 2008 so...?

>> No.5204831

i really hope it's bill murray

>> No.5204858

>>5204803
>There was a time when 4chan attempted to prevent suicide

And people say we've gotten worse.

>> No.5204866

>>5204727
I remembered that. I'm the one who saved you. You owe me millions of dollars.

>> No.5204912

>>5204727
Can we play 20 questions for your identity.

>> No.5204913

>>5204912
sure

>> No.5204915

>>5204727
Who the hell are you, my child?

>> No.5204916

>>5204913

Post a timestamped pic of your ass to prove you don't have a horrible ass or you will forever have a horrible ass.

>> No.5204921

this board didn't exist in 2008

>> No.5204925

this board didn't exist in 2008

>> No.5204927

this board didn't exist in 2008

>> No.5204935

>>5204927
mind if i use that name as well?

>> No.5204941

>>5204935

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TYPE EROTIC STORIES TO ONE ANOTHER?

>> No.5204943

>>5204935
It's all yours, friend :)

>> No.5204948

im begining to think op is not telling the truth

>> No.5204951

this board didn't exist in 2008.

>> No.5204958

>>5204948
>>5204951
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TYPE EROTIC STORIES TO ONE ANOTHER?

>> No.5204968

>>5204958

(i cant write)

>> No.5204976

This board didn't exist in 2004.

>> No.5204978

High Shia. Your acting is terrible.

>> No.5204989

>>5204978

shia labeouf has been acting since he was a child you plebeian. he was also born in los angeles.

>> No.5205003

it's pasta, been posted on multiple boards

so either op is thanking 4chan as a whole (unlikely but would explain the 2008 bit) or someone's having us on (can't understand why though until I see the punchline, if there even is one)

>> No.5205006

>>5204727
here's to you OP

>> No.5205019

Op are you a man?

>> No.5205028
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5205028

Ok lets see

>> No.5205034

ch hab deine muta im arsh gefikt

>> No.5205041

>>5205019
yes

>> No.5205043
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5205043

posting out of curiousity, bumping with motivation backgrounds

>> No.5205044

>>5205041
are you in comedies?

>> No.5205050

OP is james franco and this is the story about how he became green goblin

>> No.5205055

>>5205050
nope he was around before then as well

>> No.5205063

I'll bite, but only because I want to see how clever the punchline will be. This shit better be good, faggot.

>> No.5205073

>>5204989
Note my Internet sarcasm, you sperg.

>> No.5205084
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5205084

>>5205043
more bumps
current background

>> No.5205092
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5205092

I hope it's a porn starlet who thinks she can philosophy.

>> No.5205097

>>5205050
Maybe it's New Spider-Man?

>> No.5205115
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5205115

>>5205092
?

>> No.5205121

>>5204727
Ru one of the kids from chronicle??

>> No.5205123

>>5205115
Wow, you're perceptive.

>> No.5205129

>>5205123
>perceptive
it was felicitous

>> No.5205131

>>5205123
Probably from all the philosophy I read! :^)

>> No.5205148

>>5205131
bumpa

>> No.5205152

What does this have to do with literature?

>> No.5205157

lit wasn't around in 2008 it didn't get created till 2010

>> No.5205163

Ok let's just bump it to 100 quickly and then be disappointed. Life never changes, this'll be nothing.

>> No.5205166

57. that's the post count.

>> No.5205167

>>5205157
read "lit" as "life" here

I need some sleep

>> No.5205170

>>5204727
this is horseshit

>> No.5205174

>>5204727
This board is getting raided by /tv/. Shutup OP.

>> No.5205176

are you a book ?

>> No.5205187

>>5204727
Shitpost the Novella.

>> No.5205188

>>5205176
Lets finish the thread

>> No.5205189

Can you give me Jennifer Lawrence's number? I'd enjoy fucking her, and she seems like a decent chick.

>> No.5205190

>Same thread on /b/ and /r9k/ and who knows what other boards

Jesus fuck off with this.

>> No.5205192

>>5204727

replying

>> No.5205193

butts

>> No.5205198

>>5204727
inb4 op can't find someone to fit his description

>> No.5205199

99 bottles of beer on the wall, yadda yadda yadda jesus I hate the nerd who made this thread. I've been to LA and the place sucks, goddamn.

>> No.5205209

So who is it?

>> No.5205211

kong fu zhi

>> No.5205212

>>5205198
butts agian

>> No.5205213

>>5204727
R u da batman ?

>> No.5205218

75.

>> No.5205219

>>5205190
>knowing what threads are on /r9k/ and /b/

>> No.5205226
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5205226

>>>/fit/27852685

>> No.5205229

>>5205219
I lurk a lot of boards, admittedly. Some of them, I should stay away from.

>> No.5205230

>>5205226
lel

>> No.5205232

>>5205226
Maybe he'll appear for us patricians though.

>> No.5205240

>>5205229
>Being so insecure you apologize

Jesus Christ man. Remember that you're anonymous.

>> No.5205246

>>5205240
B-but I just don't want to be crass.

>> No.5205252

>>5205246
it's ok, i forgive you

>> No.5205274
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5205274

I'm glad you didn't kill yourself, OP! :D

>> No.5205277

>>5205246
>>5205252
The second guy who responded to you was not the first guy. This drives home my point. You thought it WAS I. You're on an anonymous website in a shitpost thread. Behave accordingly.

>> No.5205285

>>5204730
this is almost true; was still around in academia in the 90s, i hear horror stories from profs who were grad students at that time

>> No.5205296

Only a few more

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5205306

>> No.5205309

12 more

>> No.5205311

>>5205309
Suck my cok, honey.

>> No.5205313

obviously fake

....posting anyway because i want to believe

>> No.5205314

This is pasta. A similar thread is still up on /fit/ and another one was on /b/ a few hours ago.

>> No.5205317

>>5204727
Are you the loch ness monster

>> No.5205323

get

>> No.5205324

Mulder

>> No.5205328

Who is

>> No.5205329

out

>> No.5205331

A screaming

>> No.5205332

>>>/gif/6405462

>> No.5205333

come OP you'd better deliver man

>> No.5205339

It's time.

>> No.5205343

This is bullshit but I'll bite.

>> No.5205344

>>5205339
Your'e time.

>> No.5205348

101st, ids habbening

>> No.5205349

dave franco I just saw you in a movie

>> No.5205351

>>5205339
it always is

>> No.5205368

Prove it OP, post pics or it didn't happen

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5205370

>>5205349
Haha, you watch trash.

>> No.5205380

>>5205370
you are a homosexual man

>> No.5205386

>>5205380
Big words from a guy who watches Dave Franco movies.

>> No.5205390

>>5205370
>The Lego Movie
>trash
I don't think so, kiddo.

>> No.5205394

You fucking played us, OP

i am so mad

>> No.5205402

>>5205386
why don't you go jack off to your art films you scorpio rising motherfrick

>> No.5205412

>>5205386
>Big words
For you.

>> No.5205416

Op here, i meant 500

>> No.5205423

OP here. here is a clue to who I am: I am a faggot

>> No.5205431

>>5205423
tryhard go back to leddit

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5205460

>OP when /lit/ falls for it