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>Little sister is talking to mom about her tumblr
>Mom clearly has no idea whats shes on about and just gives the old "mhmm, thats nice honey" routine.
>Sister starts talking about how "tumblr discovered a new gender!"
>The rustling begins.
>"Yeah, they are called 'etheral-sexuals' and their gener is only apparent to other 'ethereals' and they say its okay to want to marry your children if they are ethereals because we are so rare"
>"we"
>Googling this shit on my phone
>Its legit

What do you do to remain faithful to our holy faith of leftism? I keep a black dildo that I fuck myself with on a daily basis but it's still a struggle.

>> No.5195357

>Googled it
>it's not real

clever ruse, OP.

>> No.5195375
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>>5195357
Racist.

And so you are condemned.

>> No.5195384

You don't need to believe in that kind of tumblr shit to be a leftist OP

>> No.5195391

gtfo of /it/ >>/pol/ is that way

>> No.5195392

>>5195384
Only racists and nazis Deny and Phobia against the unique individuals of tumblr who are wymankind's hope of Tolerantism.

Are you a nazi?

>> No.5195395

>leaning even a little left
Isn't it past your bedtime OP?

>> No.5195397

>>5195348
Only a retard supports every notion of their political alignment. I consider myself a leftist but disagree with a large majority of feminists, tumblrfags, feminist sympathizers and the likes

There are such things as in-betweens. Only the small unintelligent minority are extremists or consider themselves as such

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>but disagree with a large majority of feminists, tumblrfags, feminist sympathizers and the likes

That makes you a FASCIST, you nazi pig you.

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TELL MEN NOT TO RAPE HER/HIM/ZIT

IS IT SO HARD

>> No.5195419

>>5195348
I don't really understand how that picture has to do with capitalism. I don't think she said that either.

>> No.5195428
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>>5195419
She did.

Here one of her colleagues wonders if stationing troops on one side of Guam will tip it over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

>> No.5195433

>>5195428
This is called leftist science and you are RACIST if you Deny it.

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>>5195348
Ethereals?
I always just used two squadsight snipers.

>> No.5195450

>>5195408
this is like an ms paint comic come to life

like someone was given "smug zimself" in a draw thread and this was the result. then a genie got a hold and turned it all to flesh.

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>>5195450
Leftism is wonderful like that.

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>>5195450

>> No.5195463

Tumblr isn't leftism though, in any definition of the word.

>> No.5195464

>>5195428
oh god i completely forgot this happened

fucking gold jerry

>> No.5195465

>>5195428

The earliest mention of the incident was in 2002 by the National Review, which said it occurred in 1997. As far as I know, there is no direct quote from the hearing.

This thread isn't about literature either, you should delete it.

>> No.5195468

>>5195460

jesus if you were good enough to compete you would be fucking competing.

>> No.5195485
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5195485

Enlighten yourself, cishet maggots.

>> No.5195496

>>5195348

You are now aware that your little sis wants your dad's D hard and was trying to come up with some lame ass excuse so your clueless mother might possibly understand if they were caught.

>> No.5195498

>>5195485
Seriously what the fuck is that thing man

>> No.5195501
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5195501

>mfw wanting to abolish the income tax is considered selfish but spending everyone else's money to create a welfare state is progress

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5195504

You goys just aren't progryssed such as I. I now rotate forward into incomprehensible levels of tolerantism.

>> No.5195513

>>5195498
It appears to be a jewish female to male tranny.

>> No.5195516

>>5195504

Why is there always a beta lanklet with glasses?

>> No.5195519
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This is the progress board of hope and change where I can blossom into a little girl so I no longer rape people with my cishetu intersect of oppryssion. :^)

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>>5195516
He's in it for the long haul.

>> No.5195524

>children starving all over the world
>african nations in shambles
>asian nations being exploited every day
>war torn middle east
>increasing drug problems all over both americas
>drug cartels literally taking over a nation
>endangered habitats
>increasing government powers at cost of civil liberties

but no, fucking "slut shaming" is what needs to get fixed RIGHT NOW

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>>5195504
I recognise that mangina.

>> No.5195534

>>5195524

They only care about brown people if they're in a white country.

>> No.5195550

>>5195524

Are you actually implying that only one civil liberty issue can be solved at a time? Really?

>> No.5195553

>>5195550
Is it possible to do 2 things at once, ever?

>> No.5195554
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Fuck reich-winger thinsupremacy!

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>>5195496

Das it mane

>> No.5195558

>>5195550
I'm pretty sure the argument is "These people are spoiled, self-centered idiots with no sense of perspective or priorities."

>> No.5195561

>>5195550
actually got me angry for a second
7/10

>> No.5195562

>>5195524
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacy_of_relative_privation

>> No.5195569

>>5195553

Yes, but I get your point. I think you are somehow conceptualizing society or the government behaves as a single individual and that's just not the case.

>> No.5195571
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5195571

i want to schoole 2day did i do gud mommy #1?

>> No.5195576

>>5195562
i'll admit true to a point. but many of these tumblrfags arguments are basically "the world is terrible, but if only they learned to accept my gender/sluttiness/fatness/head unit/etc. everything would be fixed!"

>> No.5195577
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I'm so done with this regressive board. I now Ascend.

>> No.5195582

>>5195571
Five is wrong. You changed it to say that the government as a giant collective must be obeyed as opposed to only government officials.

>> No.5195585

>>5195562
It's not strictly that. It's that these people are explicitly portraying themselves as crusaders, necessarily devoted to helping "the underprivileged" as some kind of vague category, and then picking some of the least slighted people on earth, living in first world utopias where minor alleged inequality with other utopia-dwellers is their only problem, and the utopia itself is supported on the backs of millions or even billions of people who are starving to death and often living in virtual slavery by comparison.

It's not that you can NEVER do this, or something. You can have lots of good reasons (ostensibly) for only caring about, or caring more about, certain problems than others. it's just that these most of these people are implicitly acting like they are moral crusaders in some kind of objective sense, and then crusading against trifles.

Imagine a knight in the time of the actual Crusades saying he's a zealous warrior for Christ but he spends all his time harassing random Jews instead of ever going and punching an actual heathen.

>> No.5195594

>>5195582
Please remove yourself from life

>> No.5195595
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5195595

What's the most leftist picture on your computer short of gangbang beastiality child porn (extreme leftism)? I nominate this.

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>>5195595

>> No.5195606
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>>5195595
>What's the most leftist picture on your computer
Queen Laurie.

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>>5195595

>> No.5195613
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5195613

Go back to /pol/ you fucking faggot.

You folks only like socialism if its murdering people.

Also, only political illiterates use the terms 'rightist' and 'leftist'. /pol/ uses these terms an awful lot for a community which claims to have 'transcended left and right'.

>> No.5195616

>>5195606
Did she just fucking culturally appropriate egyptian symbols?

>>5195613
I convict you of Racism. You're now an animal. Perfect leftism has been applied, I thus pronounce this truth.

>> No.5195619

>>5195606
Not even the left-est Laurie pic, post the one of her and Slavoj

>> No.5195620

>>5195613
"Mummy, the internet's being mean about my dead political ideology again. I wanted to spend the day calling people comrade and complaining about capitalism."

"aww, it's okay, snookums. mummy made blueberry muffins for her brave little comrade."

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>>5195619

>> No.5195625
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>>5195595

>> No.5195626

The great thing about Laurie Penny is all of the left is required to agree with her and say her book is great or they're oppressing her. Poor widdle rich jewess.

>> No.5195628

>>5195622
damn slavoj looks like he is fucking out of it.

>> No.5195629
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>>5195620

>/pol/tards
>not whiney babbies who cry when you argue with them

>NS and libertardians
>calling otther political positions 'dead'

>> No.5195630

>>5195628
>zees camera's too bright *sniff*
>ze muzik eez too loud, mai gahd
>I vish I vas at home lookingk at Stalin
>*scratches nose*

>> No.5195633

>>5195625
>Let your voice be seen
wut

>> No.5195637

>>5195628
i'm pretty sure that's a shoop m9

>> No.5195639

>>5195595
>Ignatiev, the son of Jewish immigrants from Russia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Ignatiev

>> No.5195642

I'm thinking about enshrining Laurie Penny's writings into a bible for the left called "diarrhea gushes forth from the privileged jew's ass and you will fucking drink it or you're an oppressor"

Thoughts?

>> No.5195647

>>5195629
>He had to attach the word 'tard' twice and still fell on his face.

>> No.5195654

>>5195637
Unfortunately, it's not. There's also a picture of Laurie Penny with China Mieville.

>> No.5195655
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5195655

>this whole thread

what is going on in this world

>> No.5195658

>>5195654
ha wow.

kill me.

>> No.5195659

>>5195655
Love this shit. It's extremely humorous. I'm always lauffin

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>>5195654
Why is it so hard for leftists not to rape everything around them?

>> No.5195664

>>5195654
>There's also a picture of Laurie Penny with China Mieville.

Laurie Penny and China Mieville gave an abysmal lecture together called "What's the Point of the Left?" I actually liked Mieville before I found out he was a communist and close friends with Penny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk4jVh23bfc

>> No.5195665

>>5195663
The most leftist nation of earth, Sweden, is above Africa in terms of rape. They just rape everything over there, all day long.

>> No.5195666

>>5195664
>I actually liked Mieville before I found out he was a communist

Did you even read King Rat?

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When leftists take a break from raping and alleging that Guam will tip over, they do this.

>> No.5195673

>>5195669
Wtf is going on with Guam ?

>> No.5195674

>>5195647

>has jack shit to say
>pukes something up anyway because he'll cry if someone else has the last word

And here I am catering to your autism.

>> No.5195677

>>5195666
No, I've only read Kraken.

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>>5195673
See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

Leftist politicians claim that if people stand on one side of an island it will tip over. This is called enlightened science of progress and you will now agree or get convicted of hate think.

>> No.5195688

>>5195629

>when i defend my ideas its sensible
>when other people do it theyre crying

>> No.5195690

>>5195674
"mummy, they wont stop. make them stop. this wasn't supposed to happen. I was supposed to reply to myself about surplus value and factory occupation all day. it's not fair."

"It's okay, honey-bunny, does my ickle comrade want mummy to get the inflatable Marx?

>> No.5195701

>>5195375
He's trying to hard to make a clever parody but all he's got is his /pol/ folder of memes other people made

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for some reason even tumblr are starting to rebel against leftism.

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>>5195701
And you're a racisto-sexist who has a penis that likes to fuck vaginas, cishet scum. :^)

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>>5195703

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>>5195703
>>5195712
>they think they're allowed to rebel against the hivemind

Silly girls, feminism doesn't allow women to think.

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I hope OP knows that when the enlightenment matriarchy is fully realized he will get shot for being a dirty counter-revolutionary who is phobic of child and animal marriage.

>> No.5195731

>>5195375

I don't know what I like more, how he clearly weathered the book himself to make it seem like he's read it countless times, or the potato-tier felt cutout star on his little hat

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>>5195690

>he's doing it again

Oy vey!

>> No.5195736

>>5195709
Damn, that's just a .gif and it's making my blood seethe.

>> No.5195743

cool raid bros

>> No.5195749

>>5195504
>Dat blonde

I bet that's the same face she makes on the toilet every night

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>>5195743
>a non-marxist on /lit/
>a raid

>> No.5195756

>>5195743
Go back to /mlp/, you sensitive faggot

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>>5195731
>he

>> No.5195763

>>5195756
Go back to /pol/ spergur king

>> No.5195765

>>5195743

Its not a raid so much as a colonisation attempt. Its how stormcucks roll. They come in, integrate themselves and within two weeks of arriving from cracker reddit they're carving up the site and accusing everyone else of being invasive.

>> No.5195773

>>5195757
Holy shit, that's the most perfect leftist I have ever seen. Xhe is just missing a horse dildo up xhyr's ass.

>>5195765
>>5195763
Racist.

>> No.5195776

>>5195765
>stormcucks

>not calling them cuck/pol/ds

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>>5195773
meant for
>>5195751

>> No.5195781

>leftists pretending to be /pol/ and being childish on purpose to alienate people from /pol/

case solved

you can hide the thread now

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>>5195781
You're racist.

I win again!

>> No.5195789

>>5195763
Oh wow, butter face being dogmatic...again
Typical leftist ingenue

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>>5195773
You don't know Ahuviya Harel?
The goy who gave himself a jew name?
The boy who calls himself a girl?
The anarchist who wants control over everything?
The Maoist who masturbates to anime nazis?

He goes to gay pride rallies dressed as Sakura from Naruto. He goes to Occupy rallies and waves PRC flags. He writes MISA NDRY on his knuckles. He calls his boots "Cis kickers."

Ahuviya Harel is love. Ahuviya Harel is life.

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>> No.5195799

>>5195765
Is this a plan B type of situation? Because before they were actually trying to engage us and debate us and force a gradual transformation on the board.

They weren't so good at it though so none of this comes as a surprise.

>> No.5195804

>>5195765
>if you make fun of liberalism's grotesque parade of human failures you must be a fascist

>> No.5195807

And apparently they already started to lose steam. So much was achieved!

>> No.5195811

Where are these so-called Social Justice Warriors (SJW's) in real life. I've never met someone who was so absurdly feminist, or gender fluid, or whatever, that they were insufferable?

And I went to fucking grad school in /lit/ too, at a university in, possibly, the most liberal city in America.

SJW's are a 4chan boogeyman, as far as I'm concerned. Society is not crumbling, not as cause from this small minority.

>> No.5195815

>>5195811
They don't go outside for fear of being oppressed. Any attempt to get them out of their house is "ableist".

>> No.5195821

>>5195811
Yes it's a bit sad but I can't blame them. Some of the feminists on my facebook have forced the fedora thing - which is kind like our equivalent of it - as far as they could. It's just part of internet culture wars, to associate the foe with the saddest, most cartoonish figure you can evoke with some degree of realism. It's sad and desperate, but inevitable.

>> No.5195822

Please don't mistake this post as anti-American, I am aware this exists in Europe. I am from neither.
I am leftwing. This website frequently disgusts me. But this American 'liberalism' that focuses on identity politics disgusts me. Humans should be treated equally. Judge the person not the x y z. Fuck this check your privilege and lets create new sexualities and gender bullshit. I consider this garbage anti-academic.

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>>5195811
Have you been living in a basement? The world has changed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67z_xBe07Q

Where I live the SJWs regularly have marches with 10k+ people; it usually starts as a "protest against racism" but evolves into a full buttfucking parade.

>> No.5195826

>>5195765
>Thinking you aren't transparent as fuck

Being a manipulative lying faggot os pretty much leftist MO. Considering 4chan has always laughed at and brutally mocked niggers and now tumblr and reddit are a thing, it's a pretty obvious deduction that you're a cancerous newfag who should pls go.

>Oh yeah I'm sure reddit and tumblr are invading your site "ooga booga gay people are cool" hahaha you're paranoid
>ANOTHER BOARD ON THIS WEBSITE IS LITERALLY THE DEVIL AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T TOW THE PARTY LINE BETTER GO THERE

Priceless.

>> No.5195827

>>5195799

They'll just bombard us with disinfo and lies, and repeat them often enough - accompanied by the word niggers in quantity - till the redditors and hugboxers who can't deal with it jump ship and leave the board to be overrun. Then the rest of us will have to make do with being submerged in newfaggotry wearing an edgy mask, and being censored constantly by people who pretend to be protecting our ability to say what we want.

Really that's my biggest problem with /pol/. They act in a way that most of us don't understand because as a site 4chan isn't used to having an uptight, censorious social movement dictating what is acceptable and what isn't, and nobody realises exactly what they are because the babbies they are able to offend give them the credence of being offensive, allowing them to claim some legitimacy among genuine lurkers who know that trolling is the way and the method.

Its the 'waaah waah racism homophobia misogyny' that allows them to proliferate, you didn't see these fuckers even in 08 because nobody was offended by it.

>> No.5195828

>>5195822
>guys trust me I'm one of you but here's why I think they're right:

Oldest trick in the book. Really stop for a second and think about what you're doing. This can be how you envisioned your life at 17.

>> No.5195829

>>5195811
tumblr feminists and reddit fedora's are /lit/s way of having an enemy to be superior too. It's very easy to circle-jerk about how much better we are than a portable strawman, then sit around congratulating ourselves.

>> No.5195832

>>5195811
their influence is massively exaggerated here but they do exist. they just tend not to espouse these ideas in public because they know they wouldn't be able to deal with the ensuing backlash

>> No.5195834

>>5195804

There are libertarians on /pol/ too mate. Also your murk is showing. You are on an international medium, stop using incorrect political terms because they make you look fucking stupid.

>> No.5195835

>>5195826
>TOW THE PARTY LINE
Come on.

>> No.5195836

Why hasn't this thread been deleted?

>> No.5195837

>>5195594
he rite doe