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I hope you don't let Ms. Penny down /lit/

>> No.5194902

>basing your twitter handle on your hair colour
>tfw you check it out and she's going to harvard journalism school
>tfw yet another penny thread
>tfw saged

>> No.5194913

>>5194902
Urgh, go back to /b/ you disgusting little man.

>> No.5194919

>>5194902
>implying sage does anything

>> No.5194925

>>5194919
Sage doesn't age the thread.

>> No.5194938

>>5194925
Sage doesn't bump the thread. It's a way of saying "My comment doesn't matter enough to make this thread show up on the front thread."

http://www.4chan.org/faq#sage
>"sage-bombing" or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.

>> No.5194942

>>5194938
aaand now you bumped the shit thread.

also
>not knowing what age means

>> No.5194965
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5194965

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/unspeakable-things-feminist-author-laurie-penny-subjected-to-vile-sexist-and-antisemitic-abuse-over-her-book-9617744.html
>“This has become a normal part of my life as a person who dares to write in public whilst being female, sexy and left-wing, but this weekend it’s been particularly full on.
>Rape fantasies and pictures of dead children were coming faster than I could block individual users.
>Somewhat ironic, given that there’s a whole chapter in the book about how structural sexism works online, especially certain boards structured around interests.
>I am sick of this bullshit. Criticism is one thing – and the book has received its fair share of that from privileged writers who think it’s too personal, too politically strident, too left-wing, too degenerate or too edgy, as well as rave reviews from critics who love it for precisely the same reasons, neither example lessened by their interest in my physical appearance and gender, pretty girls never seem to have as much fun as one thinks."

>> No.5194980

>>5194965
>sexy
lol

>> No.5195006

>mfw she is a better writer than all you fags.

>> No.5195017

>>5194919
>>5194925
>>5194938
>>5194942
epin. simply ebin.

>> No.5195025
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5195025

>first thread about the Queen of /lit in nearly a week
>it's not about her abnormally-sized boobs

>> No.5195081

>>5194965
>read url
>wiki
>"She is of Irish, Jewish, and Maltese descent."
>/pol/ was right
>goddamn hibernians.

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>>5194965
>. Criticism is one thing – and the book has received its fair share of that from privileged writers who think it’s too personal, too politically strident, too left-wing, too degenerate or too edgy, as well as rave reviews from critics who love it for precisely the same reasons

The only way you're allowed to negatively review Saint Penny is to say that her books are too filled with goodness and that you're too evil to handle how awesome she is.

And it isn't limited to the Male Menace, either; not even women are allowed to challenge the Penny Goddess' decrees.

>> No.5195101

>>5194980

This is a /lit/ meme. She didn't actually say sexy, read the article.

>> No.5195110

>>5195081
>Not being able to identify jewish facial features and names on site

Plebe

>> No.5195118

>>5195110
>muh aquiline

>> No.5195120

>>5195110
Ezra pound looks more Jewish than Penny does

>> No.5195152

>>5195120
No he doesn't moron. He's just got curly hair.

>> No.5195158
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5195158

>Laurie Penny will never fuck you with a strap-on

>> No.5195164

Of course not. I'm voting for UKIP.

>> No.5195169

>>5195164
Just like Morrissey.

>> No.5195174

She is a qt 3.14
Why you no like /lit/? Why you turn into /pol/ and /b/ over her?

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>>5195158
>Laurie Penny will never remove her well-worn leather boots and shove a pair of slightly-more-plump-than-is-really-attractive warm nylon-clad feet on your face after a long day walking around some bullshit rally full of faggot twink hipsters and proceed to talk in her adorable accent about how many mean tweets she received recently

I'D BRING THE WHOLE EDIFICE OF WESTERN CIVILISATION CRUMBLING DOWN IF SHE'D JUST SIT ON MY FACE JUST ONE TIME

>> No.5195207

Does anyone have the Laurie femdom copy pasta?

>> No.5195244
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>>5195207
I arrived home and found a Laurie Penny lying on my couch wearing a short satin robe. As soon as I saw her, I plucked a grape from my privileged ear and developed a raging erection, thus becoming a slave to her feminist whims.

She ordered me onto my hands and knees. Removing a bag from behind the cushion, she pulled out a fluorescent pink G-string.

"Put on your uniform, and draw me a bath, slave!"

"Yes, my queen." I went to the bathroom to change into my fluorescent pink G-string and prepare her bath.

As I finished readying her bath, she entered and told me to get on my hands and knees in the tub with her. What an honor! She sat down in the tub in front of me, spread her pussy lips with one hand, and looked at me with a coy smile.

"Stick your head under the water and tongue my pussy, slave!"

"Yes, oh beautiful mistress."

I stuck my head down between her legs and started tonguing away, penetrating her tight little hole and dragging my tongue up to circle her engorged clit. When I came up for a breath, she would count to three in her squeaky novelty voice and push my head back down. After she orgasmed, hard - probably the hardest she has ever come in her life - she stepped out of the tub, and threw me a towel to dry her off with. My raging hard-on was sticking out the top of my fluorescent pink G-string.

"Get up, slave!" she ordered.

"Yes, majestic one."

I towelled her down, paying careful attention to her perfect little breasts. In the background an old lady fell from a window and shattered her skull on the pavement, and Laurie, grabbing the front of my fluorescent pink g-string, led me into the bedroom.

I have a walk-in closet in my bedroom. Laurie opened the door, and inside, next to the body of a decomposing child, was a chair that she had obviously set up earlier. She sat me down, tying me securely and gagging me with a fluorescent pink ball gag. Reaching down, she seized my rock-hard cock in her hand.

"Don't make a sound. Do you understand?"

“Ymph, my mhssthss.”

She lowered her head, and, while a gander of capitalists were lined up to be shot in the adjacent room, took my whole cock past her tonsils until I came so hard it dribbled from her nostrils.