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Itt: Post awful book covers

>> No.5175374

>>5175371
What are you talking about? That one is awesome.

>> No.5175395
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Feast your eyes upon the artistic visionary that is Willa Okati

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>>5175395

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>> No.5175415
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>> No.5175418
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posting the GOAT

>> No.5175420

>>5175418
Jesus wept

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>>5175371
What're you talking about? That's an awesome cover, book is no doubt shit, but the cover is great.

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>> No.5175436

>>5175429
Adding this to my reading list.

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>> No.5175453
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>> No.5175454

>>5175371
That title is God tier.

>> No.5175456

>>5175453
A tour de force

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[ERROR]

>>5175457
Too bad they don't have a clue how to do their new jobs. Look out world! Here come the Four Redheads of the Apocalypse!

PS: A bonus for those of you who know Selina Rosen, our illustrious editor and the inspiration for the "Satan" character in this chapbook.

If the REAL four redheads succeed in selling 300 copies of this chapbook, she has promised -- in front of witnesses — to wear stilleto heels and a SKIRT in their belly-dancing skit. <evil grin> Yes, there will be pictures — and video!

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>>5175457
Death, War, Famine, and Plague have died — now their wives are taking over...

Too bad they don't have a clue how to do their new jobs. Look out world! Here come the Four Redheads of the Apocalypse!

PS: A bonus for those of you who know Selina Rosen, our illustrious editor and the inspiration for the "Satan" character in this chapbook.

If the REAL four redheads succeed in selling 300 copies of this chapbook, she has promised -- in front of witnesses — to wear stilleto heels and a SKIRT in their belly-dancing skit. <evil grin> Yes, there will be pictures — and video!

So, buy early and buy often! Surely you know someone who would really enjoy this as a gift!

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>>5175427
oh my god....
>>5175438
HA
>>5175453
I'm intrigued

>> No.5175692
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A classic

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>>5175692
fuck

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>>5175700

>> No.5175709

>>5175418
lol my local second hand has a copy of that, i was so close to buying it
i already have 3 copies of WH though and while I love it I couldn't really justify buying another

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>>5175700

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>>5175424
>First, I show how Western churches are completely captive to the secular Western mythology of human sexuality. I also point out how Western mythology is false to its own best understanding of reality. Second, I show how even that reality is alien and hostile to Scripture.

>reality is alien and hostile to Scripture

>> No.5175919

>>5175371
thats fuckin great

>> No.5175945

>>5175442
i love how the leg and foot don't connect

>> No.5176923

>>5175374
Amen!

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>>5175371
I win

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>>5177073
>2941
>telling riddles

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awful but brilliant

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>> No.5177141

Any cover with a photograph of people.

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>> No.5177152

>>5177142
Dat Nabokov commendation/

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>>5177141

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>> No.5177217

>>5175418

ehm it's not that bad aside from the shitty quote and mark

>> No.5177220

>>5175411
>dubs
10/10 would schtupp

>> No.5177228

>>5175910
>reality is alien and hostile to Scripture
Capt. Kierk move the fuck over.

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I actually bought this at a bargain, thinking it's only the text that mattered. I was fucking wrong and the cover bothered the shit out of me even when just sitting on my shelf. In the end I donated it to my university.

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>>5177230
Just rip the cover off. Or paste something better on

>> No.5179768

>>5177097
Ricky Gervais?

>> No.5179950

>>5175374
I'm with this guy.

>> No.5179958

>>5175449
Is this the real life?

>> No.5179961

>>5175395
Second Life homoerotica?

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>>5177241
>>5175371

Is there somewhere I can go to find e-texts of old gay porn lit like this? You see the covers everywhere but I've never read any part of any of the original books, and I want to.

>> No.5180061

>>5179977

Nautipuss isn't actually gay porn fwiw, Allison wrote a whole series of Bond spoofs

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>>5180132
Yeah, ass goblins are nothing like that. But really, those bizarro writers should use something more bizarre for their covers and not just realistic depictions of their asinine ideas.

>> No.5180158

>>5180150
I refuse to believe this is a real cover. That looks fucking ridiculous.

On a tangential note, I remember when those hats were popular with shitty obnoxious kids.

>> No.5180196

>>5177152
It sounds made up

>> No.5180201

>>5180150
That is attrocious

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>> No.5180240

>>5180158
>>5180201
I can confirm it. Have my dad's old copy with that cover. Honestly /lit/'s consistent discussion of it got me to read it. I remember looking at the cover(there are more fools like that horizontally on the back) and spending a good ten minutes wondering who thought it was a good idea when I went for my bookmark for my second session of reading it.

>> No.5180250

>>5180158
>>5180201

and it's 100% real

>> No.5180282

>>5180150
I can imagine exactly the year and crowd that decided this was a good idea. Reminds me of my mother.

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The rest I got are shops

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>> No.5186628

>>5175611
Sounds like an anime

>> No.5186646

>>5175427
I had that as a kid. Never thought anything of it until now.

>> No.5186657

>>5175429
dude i want to read some of these shitty books they look awesome is there a website to pirate them

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>>5183911
>>A tale from alpha space
>tfw you are from beta space

>> No.5186874

>>5175415

>I've Seen Some Shit

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