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Brian > Frank.
The original Dune novels were really dry with forced deepness, the new ones are a lot more fun and entertaining to read.

>> No.5166109

>>5165634
I'm trying to find a way to get mad and take your bait, I really am. An argument between Brian Herbert fans and Frank Herbert fans would be entertaining as fuck.

But I'm straining hard to find any point to argue against Brian Herbert. He's just unanimously bad in every regard. There's no, "He's shit because..." it's just, "He's shit."

>> No.5166341

>>5166109
did you mean 'uniformly' bad?

>> No.5166350

>>5166341
No, unanimously. Nobody likes him. I don't think HE even likes him.

>> No.5166354

>>5166350
oh ok

>> No.5166366

>>5166109
>An argument between Brian Herbert fans and Frank Herbert fans would be entertaining as fuck.

> No, unanimously. Nobody likes him. I don't think HE even likes him.

> Implies fans
> Implies NO fans

You fail at logic.
Please kill yourself now.

>> No.5166394

>>5166366
Thats my point. An argument between fans of Brian Herbert and Frank Herbert would be hilarious because of how unbelievably shit Brian Herbert is.

But such an argument defies logic and possibility, there simply is no argument. He's just terrible. OP is clearly shit posting and basically lying out his ass to try and get a good pointo n Brian's side. And I really wanted to take his bait and try to argue against Brian.

But there is no argumentative point aside from, "Unlike Brian, Frank Herbert isn't a load of shit." It's like arguing that water is wet. It would be really entertaining to watch somebody claim water is dry, while being doused in water. But it just isn't possible unless the person arguing for dry water is blatantly lying and denying proof presented to him.

>> No.5166406

>>5166394

Why aren't you dead yet?

>> No.5166409

>>5166406
Because I think I just found the first ever Brian Herbert fanboy. Or maybe you actually are Brian Herbert.

Either way it's a discovery worth postponing my death for.

>> No.5166435

>>5166409

No, I haven't even read Brian Pervert, read his book about Doom or what ever.

You fail at logic and therefore you must die.

Now that your previous post has been addressed you may now commence self annihilation.

Please cease and decist all vital functions

>> No.5166442

>>5166435
Okay, so you're just a retard.
Well there are these things called 'hypotheticals' please look them up.

After please go see a specialist about your down syndrome if you haven't already.

>> No.5166444

>>5166435
Oh, and you also need to calm down.

>> No.5166454

>>5166442

Breathing so laboriously through the mouth 24/7 must be such hard work.

Rest assured you will be buried with your fedora and full reddit & 9gag honors.
Just let go.

>> No.5166463

>>5166454
Oh man, you're projecting so hard I can't help but laugh. What's gotten you so angry?

>> No.5166470

>>5166463

What have I said that seems to have anger?
I desire that you find eternal peace.

>> No.5166477

>>5166470
You're showing your anger through your intense hostility over a post you disliked on the internet. This is like Youtube comments-tier stuff.

Please continue, it's funny.

>> No.5166501

>>5166477

Once again, you show a complete lack of logic.
You equate recognition of your lack of a right to consume oxygen on this planet to anger and hostility.

While it's unfortunate that you see anything that may be construed as negative as anger or hostility, there can be no denying the facts.

We simply don't need more people sucking up oxygen right now and your lack of mental capabilities has made you a subject determined unworthy of further existence upon this planetary body.

Perhaps you can find another home on a planet where calling someone a retard as a means of making your case will be better received.

However, it would be greatly appreciated if you could refrain from intaking any further of our precious oxygen until your application process with any such planet has been completed.

>> No.5166509

>>5166501
Sorry. could you condense that? I asked for a chuckle, not a book report.

>> No.5166518

>>5166509

Your intake of our previous oxygen is depriving toddlers with a greater IQ than you possess of their daily allocated air intake

Please stop hurting the children

>> No.5166528

>>5166518
Thanks.
Tell me about what hats I wear again.

>> No.5166557

>>5166528

The hat and whatever adornments you wish to be buried with are up to you, feel free to make your wishes known to friends and family.

More pertinent would be your explanation to everyone here as to why you see it it to condemn children to death.

By my calculations, every minute you live, at least 2.5 liters of Oxygen are taken away from our children. Normal human air intake is far less, at about 0.9722 liters per minute but you insist on breathing so heavily through the mouth.

Please, just off yourself.
Do for the children

>> No.5166572

>>5166557
Woah, dude. Keep it to 1-2 sentences.
I don't need an essay.

Please rewrite.

>> No.5166581

>>5166572

You keep posting ad homonyms, which are logical fallacies when presented as rhetoric
You fail at logic -- please self terminate

>> No.5166586

>>5166581
>ad homonyms
I get that you're baiting, but it's funnier if you don't make it so obvious.

You were doing a pretty good job up until now though, try again.

>> No.5166590

What the fuck is going on in here?

>> No.5166596

>>5166586

Nothing has changed. Intellects incapable of basic logic are defective and unworthy of consuming precious resources.

Every post made here has addressed this and targeted the subject for self termination.

>> No.5166600

>>5166596
Couple you describe to me what an "ad homonyms" is?

>> No.5166612

>>5166600

Let it enter into record that Subject for Self Termination admits it can not engage in enough self determination or awareness to educate oneself by performing a Google search

>> No.5166627

>>5166612
I tried I Googled "ad homonym" but I didn't get anything real results.
The term reminds me of "ad hominem" and I admit, for a short time I thought you might have made a mistake. But you're too smart to do that, I mean you're talking like a robot and robots don't make mistakes.

>> No.5166639

>>5166627

Mistakes are human nature

Let it be shown on the record that the Subject for Self Termination confuses logic with robotics or otherwise inhuman behavior -- ergo subject does not identify with logic and sees itself as separate from logical existence.

>> No.5166649

>>5166639
Haha, it's been fun man. I'm gonna go sleep now, I have work early tomorrow and my girlfriend is telling me to come to bed.

Good luck with the autism thing though, I hope it doesn't effect your school life too much.

>> No.5166664

>>5166649

And we here at the Tribunal of Self Termination wish you the best success in not waking up

>> No.5166674

>dynasty writers

>> No.5166745

The autism is strong with this thread.

>> No.5166783

>>5166590
autism speaks(tm)

>> No.5166784

>>5166501

Not the guy you were talking to, but I am compelled to inform you that you are, sir, in fact a nitwit.

>> No.5166792

>guy talking like a robot
>ranting about logic
>ad homonyms
Is this a new form of trolling where you just make the victim laugh?

>> No.5166822

>>5166792

Actually, yes, yes it was. Meant as a joke, but he just kept going on calling me a retard and talking about hate and anger etc.

So I thought it would be fun as a creative writing exercise to go along as the antagonist State in the Obsolete Man.

He played into it nicely IMO. Seriously though how can you read what I wrote and think I was engaged in a personal argument as he did?

>> No.5166858

>>5166784

Well, that's like, your opinion, man

>> No.5166983

>>5166822
Guy you were talking to here, you actually fell for MY trap. Right from the get go I was just baiting you to write more and more stupid shit because of how funny it was to see you do whatever it was you thought you were doing.

Hell, I'm even OP of this thread. This was all an elaborate ruse to catch somebody into making a fool of themselves and you fell for it. Everything from calling you retarded, to ignoring what you wrote, to saying you were mad. It's all pretty textbook methods of 'trolling' on the internet.

But go on, keep thinking you asked like an autistic kid who thought he was a robot just to 'trick me.'

The best way to describe what you were doing was, "I was only pretending to be retarded!"

>> No.5167017

>>5166983

Didn't get past you admitting you are a "trap". (not that there's anything wrong with that)

As I already said -- you outted yourself long aog by even just posting everything else where you pretended to be other people.

As I said, I had my fun by making this a creative writing exercise and even told you the role I chose to portray - one very fitting for /lit/.

And now you come in here, trying to claim that I was "trapped" by your "trolling"

No such thing, I had my fun and already "won" by getting you to admit that it was past your bed time.

Now go back to bed.

>> No.5167028

>>5167017
Oh buddy, did you think the trap ended there?
Yet again I'm making you write a whole bunch of stupid shit and you're just taking the bait.

>> No.5167039

>>5167017

well, if you mean simply replying -- then woooooaaaahhhhhhh my head asssssploades!

YOU ARE WINRAR!!

>> No.5167044

>>5167039
Go on pal, keep pretending to be retarded.

>> No.5167052

>>5167044

HA -- this is OP, and I REALLY AM REATARDED You've been trapped you fucking retard autist!

>> No.5167058

>>5167052
Project harder onto me, harder.

>> No.5167066

>>5167058

AND DEEPER!!!

>> No.5167124

>>5167066
You really are mad this time.

>> No.5167220

>>5165634
Does Brian write about the events in the 2nd Appendix in Dune?

>> No.5167232

>>5167220

Brian? Did your daddy rape you?

>> No.5167240

>>5167220

Brian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3-i8rsAiPI

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>>5167240
>>5167232

>> No.5168867

Bumping for autism.

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Tricked. :)