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> "So Femanon, do you like reading novels?"
> "Yes! I LOVE Twilight and The Hunger Games. They are the best books ever written!"
> mfw

>> No.5155222
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>engaging females

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> "So Femanon, do you like reading novels?"
> "Yes! I LOVE Freud and Dostoyevsky"
> mfw

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where in the world do you live where this isn't entirely expected?

>> No.5155233

virginiae

>> No.5155236

>This fucking thread

MODDDDDSS

>> No.5155237

>>5155233

overrated post.

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>"So Femanon, do you like reading novels"
>"Yes! I I have The Lord of the Rings trilogy on audiobook, it's amazing!"
>mfw

>> No.5155396

I used to work with two girls with whom I became friendly. They were good friends before I got to know them and one thing that they shared was their love of Twilight. They tried getting me to read it at every opportunity. Eventually I said I had done so, even though I had only watched the film (and it was indeed terrible), just to get them off my back. This also opened up a window of opportunity, to get these girls reading something worthwhile for a change. Turns out one of them hadn't seen the Lord of the Rings films, and so I thought that she should read the book before seeing them. After some reluctance, she accepted my copy of the first book, and after a few weeks I asked her about it. She said she loved it, and we talked about it for a bit. I brought up Tom Bombadil and guess what? She had no idea who he was.

>> No.5155400

>>5155236
do you not know how to report/hide?

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>"So Penisanon, do you like reading novels?"
>"Yes! I LOVE James Patterson and Tom Clancy. They are the best authors ever!"

>> No.5155433

At least she reads. That's more than 99% of all women.

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>"So Femanon, do you like reading?"
>"Yes! I'm reading "Denial of Rape Culture IS Rape Culture & How You're Being Literally Raped At This Very Moment"
>mfw

>> No.5155458

>>5155396
>LotR
>Worthwhile

>> No.5155461

>>5155453
>"So, Penisanon, do you like reading?"
>"Yes! "I'm reading "The 48 Laws of Power" and "The Game"!

>> No.5155478

>>5155461
>"Yes! "I'm reading "The 48 Laws of Power

I admit I laughed audibly

>> No.5155483

>>5155461
You actually represent your feminity in your name though...

>> No.5155484

>>5155396

>force some shit on somebody that they clearly arent interested in
>is shocked when they dont do anything with it

Autism?

>> No.5155488

Anybody else here hate the idea of being a woman?

Like I couldn't imagine walking around knowing every other guy around me would fuck me if I dropped my daisy dukes and bent over for him, and having my body compete for, either bluntly at >da club or by novelists, businessmen etc who do so by alternative means.

I'd hate to have this hole that needs filling for me to feel complete, and to have a guy thrust his body rather violently inside me, enoying it more the more pain I seem to be in, often only to cum and lose all interest.

>> No.5155497

>>5155461
Has your yeast infection cleared up yet, sweetie?

>> No.5155500

>>5155497

Yuck, women.

>> No.5155507

>>5155461
>>5155421
Bootyplasted landwhale alert.

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>"So Femanon, do you like reading novels?"
>"Yes! I LOVE Lolita and the works of Marquis de Sade!"
>mfw

>> No.5155532

>>5155488
I'd like to be a woman kind of. It seems a more pleasant way to act, tge traditionally feminine way, that is. I actually have some rather feminine tendencies as it is. Not being taken seriously would bother me a lot though do I don't know. Also I like masculinity as well

>> No.5155538

>>5155532
>Not being taken seriously would bother me a lot though do I don't know.

It must be far worse to not be taken seriously as something resembling a man, than not being taken seriously as a woman.

>> No.5155540

>>5155488
that's not what sex is like for a woman at all... or have you never been close enough to one to ask?

i would love to be desired sexually.

>> No.5155555

>>5155519
My favorite part in the Savage Detectives is when the visceral realists are discussing María Font and sex, and one character says something like, "she reads de Sade, so she is good in bed".

>> No.5155560

>>5155488
>bf coming over
>slips through my bedroom window at parent's home
>le losing le virginity
>in great pain and wincing and whimpering
>moments of mild screaming from pain
>bf tells me to be quiet because it could wake up parents
>try but apparently making too much noise for him
>bf puts pillow over my face to shut me up
>gasping can barely breathe as he finishes and takes it off
>dizzy and faint
>keep hearing him demand why there isn't any blood there's supposed to be blood

>> No.5155572

>>5155560
i honestly can't understand how you can just lie like this. i don't know what you get out of it pretending to be something you're not.

>> No.5155591

>>5155209
That's why you date guys like I do ;3

>> No.5155602

>>5155209
No one, female or otherwise, says this unless they're a child.

Your fucked view of women is hilarious.

>> No.5155606

>>5155540
A man needn't have tasted the sultry pleasures of a lady's flesh to have discovered the intricacies of her fair, or not so fair, sex

*tips fedora*

>> No.5155607

>>5155555
>55555
Considered them checked, m8

>> No.5155608

SJWs please go back to reddit.

>> No.5155641

>>5155555
Eh, I was off completely on my paraphrase: but here is the quote, “I didn't hit her, man, what happened was that Maria was obsessed with the Marquis de Sade and wanted to try the spanking thing," said Luscious Skin.
"That's very Maria," said Pancho. "She takes her reading seriously.”

>> No.5155667

>>5155641
Is that work a satire of bourgeois writing style?

>> No.5155671

>>5155667
first reply again

>> No.5155677

>>5155667
Fuck off, you dumb cunt. What a stupid question.

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>mfw I know a handful of girls with decent literature tastes
Wouldn't hold hands with any of them though

>> No.5155706

>>5155667
>being a whore

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>So femanon you are and english major? What authors do you like
>J.K. Rowling is my favourite

>> No.5155734

>>5155723
I go to Berkeley and I hear this all the time.

>> No.5155745

>>5155209
What kind of women are you engaging in conversation, OP? I tell you some actual literature-loving women do exist.

>> No.5155754

>>5155734
>>5155723
You can't be serious.

>> No.5155756

>>5155560
lol

But in all fairness you had it coming; it's a woman's responsibility to loosen up her vagina through masturbation/dildos before actual intercourse occurs

>> No.5155765

>>5155754
Oh if only it weren't true, the best part is most of the lit majors are like education majors too

>> No.5155770

>>5155723
I went to Harvard, and people I don't even know come up to me and recommend Rowling.

I'm at Oxford now for my PhD and the whole series is required reading. All my classmates and professors read it constantly and tell me to every day.

>> No.5155778

>>5155754
There's nothing inherently wrong with having JK as your favorite author. If you try to argue that she's the BEST, that's a different issue. But tastes are tastes.

>> No.5155802

>>5155560
How can girls go so long without masturbation? Arent you supposed to be just as horny as us or something?

>> No.5155815

>>5155770
no wayyyy

>> No.5155830

>>5155765
>>5155770
I am honestly amazed to learn this. I mean, when I was fourteen I was required to read El Quijote in school, along with some other spanish classics like Lorca and Machado. I wouldn't have dreamed of reading any young fiction saga in school, much less in college.

>> No.5155833

>>5155488
interesting that you didn't mention menstrual cycle at all
i think women blow it up way out of proportion but it still must be shitty

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>>5155483
And you yours. Many anons are posting ITT to waggle their penai at each other.

>>5155671
>>5155677
>>5155706
>Shitposters of no use.
Typical.

>>5155802
Who says everyone has to be the same? Some people are just neuters (Or "ace")

>> No.5155845

>>5155837
If I morph into a leggy brunette can I lick it?

Please respond.

>> No.5155848

i met the girl that'd become my gf after discussing the Book of the New Sun, sucks to be you OP

>> No.5155859

>tfw no gf

what book should i read in public in order to attract the attention of a qt 3.14 intelligent gf?

>> No.5155866

>>5155859
Harry Potter

>> No.5155872

>>5155859
you don't need a book, just a copy of people magazine

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>>5155859
It's a crapshoot, mang. The right book, the right girl, the right location. The odds are ridiculously slim.

>>5155845
Tonight