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Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:31:15 2014 No.5152152 [DELETED]

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>outside walking
>car pulls up
>blonde girl says 'hey loser, wanna hop in and have some fun?'
>wat do?

Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:32:44 2014 No.5152160
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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:34:00 2014 No.5152164 "No, sorry miss, you and your friends appear to be underage and I don't want to get into any trouble with the law. Also I don't like being called loser :("

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:34:07 2014 No.5152165 >>5152152 hop in

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:35:14 2014 No.5152167 Something like this has happened to me, minus the "loser" part. Didn't go since I like keeping my kidneys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:36:01 2014 No.5152169 >>5152152 Hey, how's your mom? Does she still have those inverted nipples? Did you inherit that from her? Here, let me see gets in

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:38:00 2014 No.5152180 File: 205 KB, 1000x611, 1405657875920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait.. Computer, freeze frame! Zoom and enhance. No fucking thank you, ladies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:39:20 2014 No.5152186 >pedofriends in /lit/ Oh, what a time to be alive...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:40:20 2014 No.5152191 File: 57 KB, 576x418, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5152180 O fuck I didn't even notice that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:42:05 2014 No.5152198 >>5152191 Why do you think Satan made them so dark?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:43:10 2014 No.5152201 1 they look about 12 2 where would I sit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:43:27 2014 No.5152202 >>5152152 That chick is going to round a corner and her tattoed friends are going to jump in and rob you. Welcome to san antonio.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:43:51 2014 No.5152204 >>5152201 You sit where they're sitting The real question is, where do they sit? ;-)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:45:12 2014 No.5152208 Run away. That's how you wake up on a tub of ice missing a kidney.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:47:38 2014 No.5152217 Take a yoga class.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 00:49:05 2014 No.5152222 so i can ride for free

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 01:16:16 2014 No.5152311 I'm a noble analytic philosopher and STEM major: I would never allow your filthy woman's body to sully me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 01:18:08 2014 No.5152317 saged reported not /lit/ related.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 01:18:51 2014 No.5152319 I'll get in, but you can't make me have fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 01:20:25 2014 No.5152325 You cannot prove that the concept of fun objectively exists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 01:24:55 2014 No.5152345 >>5152152 A Mexican with hair dye is not a blonde girl.

Anonymous Fri Jul 18 01:29:02 2014 No.5152361

Respond with the following, including all gestures you would imagine are appropriate,

"Ah, the follies of the under-class. You have to define your terms, m'lass! Firstly, 'loser.' What does such syntax mean? What qualities of my being, corporeal or wholly psychological, cause me to bare such a brand? Hmm? And subsequently, this word, 'fun.' What defines fun? What activities fall beneath the umbrella of the term? And which of this array are specifically relevant to your current request? This important, my dear lady! Of the utmost consequence, indeed!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 01:34:53 2014 No.5152381 >>5152361 Do you own a leather trenchcoat by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 01:38:16 2014 No.5152396 File: 69 KB, 500x500, 1326615302050.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5152381 Yep. Thanks. That would be the joke, there, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 18 01:39:19 2014 No.5152401 >>5152361 tips fedora good gentlesir

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