[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 9 KB, 320x300, 8ee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5148383 No.5148383[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why didnt Nietzsche buy a dog?

>> No.5148409

He didn't have problems with hackers on steroids.

>> No.5148415

He should have, Sebastian, he really should. He could have called it Der Überhund.

>> No.5148416

>>5148415
Hahahahahaha

>> No.5148418

Because dog is dead.

>> No.5148419

>>5148418
*rattles kennel*

>> No.5148420

>>5148383
If you don't like God, why not try dog instead?

>> No.5148422

>>5148418
this post sucks

>> No.5148423

A dog would've gone well with his frequent walks, but might've been too difficult to transport since Nietzsche often changed residences.

>> No.5148425

I wish Nietzsche had had a qt314gf so that he could have written more positive life affirming stuff and love manuals for neet introvert outcasts

>> No.5148429

>>5148422
Did you know that 'dog' is 'god' backwards? You don't get that problem with bob. bob backwards is bob. Hail Bob, and hail Eris.

>> No.5148433

>>5148423

The first thing I thought of when I saw this thread was his frequent walks.

But if you go on long walks like he did, you have to bring water for the dog and it's actually a pain in the ass. Also they stop to piss and shit and pant constantly, not really conducive to philosophical thought.

>> No.5148436

>>5148429
>Hail Eris
Baby's first internets

>> No.5148440

>>5148425

Nietzsche is one of the most life affirming philosophers to ever live

>> No.5148441

>>5148433
Stoo rigth there, the dog can carry his own water

>> No.5148446

>>5148440
imagine if he had had a girlfriend
he would have been a depressed academic

>> No.5148453

What if Nietzsche died as a child?

>> No.5148455

>>5148453

I bet his corpse would have decayed

>> No.5150972

He was not a dog-person. Pardon me, retard.

>> No.5151073
File: 29 KB, 320x240, frijolesnegro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5151073

> "Also sprach Zarathustra: Ein Buch für Alle und Keinen"

More like "Ein BARK FUR Alle und CANINE", am I right?

>> No.5151244

Because he was one of those beta as fuck faggots who probably compared pets with slavery.

>> No.5151260

>>5151244
>I'm completely unfamiliar with his work but I want to post retarded shit anyway

>> No.5151276

>>5151260
Nice projection dickhead.

>> No.5151301
File: 61 KB, 300x321, index.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5151301

>>5151073

>> No.5151349

>>5151276
Are you sure you know what projection means, sweetie?

>> No.5151420

>>5148440
please explain. I'm having troubles understanding Nietzsche.

>> No.5151426

>>5151349
Maybe not according to your own pseudo intellectual definition

>> No.5151430

>>5151426
You're a retarded fag

>> No.5151458

>>5151426
Do you know what pseudo-intellectual means, honey?

>> No.5151527

>>5151301

A look like that could shoot something out of the sky.

>> No.5152460
File: 58 KB, 585x552, dornertattoomr_trigz_1585x552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5152460

>>5151073