/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.5100197]

What should I read in public to get qtp2ts c/lit/s to notice me?

[Anonymous No.5100201]

The Qu'ran

[Anonymous No.5100208]

[Anonymous No.5100214]

>>5100197
you should talk to them.

[Anonymous No.5100270]

>>5100197
Women often appreciate when a man pays attention to the little details about them. You should read the labels on their clothes, very closely and carefully.

[Anonymous No.5100274]

>>5100270
This. Also their texts and emails.

[Anonymous No.5100295]

>>5100197
Comicbooks.

[Anonymous No.5101271]

>>5100197
bump for curing autism
join the struggle

[Anonymous No.5101278]

>>5100274
You should also call and text them constantly, and sperg out when they don't respond within a minute.

[Anonymous No.5101289]

>>5101278
rape them too
all women have rape fantasies

[Anonymous No.5101293]

Sit at bus stops or in train stations and stare at girls' asses, OP. There's like some psychology there that brings women to be more accepting of male company when embarking on a journey or some shit. Srs, it's like easy street for the hottest chicks. Reading books makes you look like a bitch the girl doesn't need to worry about though, they go for the dude looking at their ass.

[Anonymous No.5101295]

>>5101293
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.5101300]

Camus

[Anonymous No.5101302]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.5101305]

>>5101295
Maybe the book cover has a girl's ass on it, I dunno. That's not how I roll though, you gotta get your intimidation on whilst also not being too intimidating so that they come to try to control you with sex

[Anonymous No.5101307]

>>5100197
Lolita
Nietzsche
Schopy
50 shades of grey

[Anonymous No.5101308]

>>5100197
I think a lot of qt literary types might be into Bukowski, or Leonard Cohen's attempts at writing - that sort of superficial cutesy boho thing. Aldous Huxley, LF Celine, Freud and Dostoyevsky might also arouse interest.

That being said, it's still up to you to approach dem bychyz, no one will strike a convo with you simply on account of the book you've got in hand, and if they do you should probably make a run for it.

[Anonymous No.5101311]

I saw a girl on the tube reading Taipei and made a funny face at her but she made a face which suggested she was repulsed by me and got off soon after

[Anonymous No.5101312]

Lolita or anything rape related, IMO.

[Anonymous No.5101313]

>>5101307
>lolita
You sure, mayne?

[Anonymous No.5101314]

Hey /lit/. Today I saw a cute boy in public. I wanted to talk to him, but he was reading a book and I didn't want to distract him.

[Anonymous No.5101316]

>>5101313
It's legit bro, makes the older chicks feel self-conscious about being old

[Anonymous No.5101320]

>>5101314
>wanted to talk to him
Confirmed for cumslut fuckpig.

[Anonymous No.5101323]

>>5101314
I hate this feel.

I was sitting on the upper deck of a bus the other day and this qt came up and sat by me even though the guy in front had a spare seat next to him and the rest of the deck was pretty much empty.

I had a book in my hand but wasn't reading, but she started reading soon after and I just stared out of the window. I got off and then saw her get off at the next stop and pretty much chased her through the after-work crowd into a shopping centre but didn't see where she went

[Anonymous No.5101324]

Girls will literally come up and talk to you in train stations and at bus stops if you stare at their ass. It's like in that movie with Jim Carrey only it's legit.
captcha: perverse

[Anonymous No.5101326]

>>5101324
If you say so, Chad.

[Anonymous No.5101329]

>>5101326
I'm just saying man

[Anonymous No.5101332]

It's actually hilarious. I am a master of making people do things really subtly and funnily.

[Anonymous No.5101359]

>>5100197
Ask /a/ for loli manga recommendations.

[Anonymous No.5101361]

>>5101323
Protip: She sat next to you because the other guy was scarier looking, and you provided a kind of social buffer which prevented him from sleazing on her.

[Anonymous No.5101365]

>>5101361
Pft, ur gay dude

[Anonymous No.5101371]

>>5101361
This: If I step onto an empty carriage on public transport and Guy A gives me that look, and Guy B appears to be otherwise preoccupied, I am presented with three choices:

Sit next to Guy A, get felt up
Sit alone, get crimped on and probably groped by Guy A
Sit next to Guy B, forcing Guy A to leave me alone whilst hopefully Guy B does the same. If Guy B gets too interested I would pull out my phone/a book to ensure Guy B gets the hint.

By the way, this situation is something men never have to think about, and exactly what feminists are referring to when they say things like: "Male privilege."

[Anonymous No.5101378]

>>5101371
Bet ur ugly

[Anonymous No.5101382]

>>5101371
God forbid humans ever attempt to meet new people out in public.

[Anonymous No.5101384]

>>5101371
>what feminists are referring to when they say things like: "Male privilege."

anon, you're so lucky to be an average boy who has to put in genuine effort to even be acknowledged by the opposite sex! you just don't know how hard it is for us!

[Anonymous No.5101386]

>>5101371
Not true, ugly (or fat) women sometimes start conversations with me and it's very annoying and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.5101391]

>>5101386
Oh wow, this thread

[Anonymous No.5101392]

>>5101386
>Your personal experiences are wrong
Another example of 'Male privilege.'

[Anonymous No.5101394]

>>5101371
You should medicate that paranoia cunt

[Anonymous No.5101395]

>>5101392
Maybe I should have quoted it but I was referring to this:

>this situation is something men never have to think about

[Anonymous No.5101397]

I get brought to smoke weed and "oh, both of us should take off our tops, it's warm" by girls who are legitimately models when I'm getting a bus or train.

[Anonymous No.5101400]

>>5101397
I got that 'Beautiful privilege.'

[Anonymous No.5101405]

>>5101395
>>this situation is something men never have to think about

"Oh God, Mother, it happened again. The trauma is unbearable."

"What happened, cupcake?"

"Guy A gave me 'that look' and I knew he found me attractive."

"Oh, snookums, I'm so sorry. Did you report the rape?"

[Anonymous No.5101412]

>>5101405
Literally go right now and type in "Train grope news" in google. You'll get dozens of hits from just this year. You have to protect yourself.

[Anonymous No.5101415]

>>5101412
ur ugly lady, stop lyin

[Anonymous No.5101418]

I'm actually so good looking that I'm allowed to molest girls pretty much.

[Anonymous No.5101423]

>>5101412
>Literally go right now and type in "Train grope news" in google.

First one.

"The crowded, enclosed train isn't the only breeding ground for D.C. public transport groping; gropers have been known to stage their assaults in all corners of the Metrorail system. Another of the District's groping victims got grabbed while ascending from the Foggy Bottom station on an escalator. The man "felt someone drag their hand along the bottom of my ass and then give it a squeeze," he says. "I looked back and it was a 20-something woman . . . She just gave me this 'dare you' smile back."

As he stepped off the escalator, the woman commented about "loving a good ass," then walked away. The victim, who said nothing at the time, says he had mixed feelings on the event: "I was kind of stunned and torn between outrage—how dare you grab—and flattery—hey, she likes my ass. And then wondering what the hell was wrong with me for feeling flattered."

[Anonymous No.5101424]

>>5101412
You can do the same with child kidnappings, but the likelihood of your own kid getting kidnapped is almost nil.

[Anonymous No.5101430]

>>5101423
[Citation Needed]

[Anonymous No.5101444]

>>5101412
>Literally go right now and type in "Train grope news" in google. You'll get dozens of hits from just this year.

And? Look, lady. If you're hot and I'm hard I'm gonna rub against you on a crowded train. Women hog the lions share of sexuality, and anything a man does is rape anyway. So fuck you. It's not as if I'm hurting you or killing you; I'm just letting you know how hot I find you by giving your ass or tits a little squeeze and pushing my hard cock into the outline of your ass. If anything it's a compliment. I wouldn't mind if you did it to me. In fact, more women should fondle men on trains. Christ, women are so uptight.

[Anonymous No.5101446]

No one's going to come to you when you read in public. Reading is an enormous "do not bother me you fucking plebcunts" sign above your head.

Read in class or at work to get people to notice your hobby. If they care they'll talk to you when you aren't occupied. Or you can take the hipster fucktard route and carry your favorite book around in public just to show it off.

[Anonymous No.5101451]

>>5101293
>There's like some psychology there that brings women to be more accepting of male company when embarking on a journey or some shit.

holy shit i thought i was the only person who noticed this.

[Anonymous No.5101452]

>>5101444
Watches Fight Club, pretends to be Tyler Durden.

[Anonymous No.5101456]

>>5101412
Train groping is mostly bullshit caused by hysterical sluts, who in a saner age would be in an institution under the care of Dr. Grafenberg. Crowded metros often make sudden breaks and, by virtue of inertia, people bump into each other. The aforementioned ugly skanks mistake this for unwarranted attention.

[Anonymous No.5101458]

>>5101452
What has fight club got to do with perverts on trains?

[Anonymous No.5101463]

Nothing to do with OP, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Oww4Ap3YZA&t=1m18s explains why so many girls are so apparently afraid.

[Anonymous No.5101465]

Had a girl ask me what I was reading when I was reading Ulysses. That was a fun one to explain. Ended up talking to her for the rest of the bus trip even though im kind of awkward and hate talking on buses. Already had a gf though.

Maybe people are more curious when you read a doorstopper.

[Anonymous No.5101466]

>>5101371
>>5101361
god damn women are so autistic

[Anonymous No.5101467]

Thread starts with OP asking "how can I get girls to notice me"

Hysterical feminazi enters the thread, and now OP is an oppressive walking privilege who wants to rape girls on trains.

[Anonymous No.5101470]

>>5101371
>implying you're a woman

lol at everyone falling for this troll

[Anonymous No.5101471]

>>5101382
it's a method of transportation not a dating platform you autist. just because sitting in the bus is the only social interaction you get in a day doesn't mean people want to be chatted up. i'm a guy but fuck im mad

[Anonymous No.5101473]

>>5101471
*tips visor*

[Anonymous No.5101474]

>>5101471
meeting new people != "dating"

i only get one life. if i want to talk to you, i will. faggot.

[Anonymous No.5101476]

>>5101471
Protip: all of life is a "dating platform". The moment you least expect it could be when you fall in love - if you have the balls.

[Anonymous No.5101478]

>>5101474
>want to make the most out of life
>make friends with people on bus

just go fuck yerself faget who the fuck wants to meet people from the bus

[Anonymous No.5101482]

>>5101471
>i'm a guy

[Anonymous No.5101483]

>>5101476
>tfw you fall in love and everything is beautiful
didn't meet her on a bus do

[Anonymous No.5101484]

>>5101474
I also have limited time here. If I don't want to waste it by chatting with you I also have the right to get angry and tell everyone online about the fag in the bus.

[Anonymous No.5101489]

>>5101478
>implying being on a bus changes anything about the people on it

actually i dont even use the bus, i use the train.

[Anonymous No.5101490]

>>5101471
>it's a grocery not a dating platform you autist
>it's a book store not a dating platform you autist
>it's a bar not a dating platform you autist
>it's life not a dating platform you autist

Lighten the fuck up guy.

[Anonymous No.5101492]

>>5101478
This. I wouldn't ever use public transport, let alone talk to a bus wanker.

[Anonymous No.5101495]

>>5101484
i wouldnt chat up a manlet anyway faggot

[Anonymous No.5101497]

>>5101490
a bar is made for it. a bookstore i can understand especially because people are chilling there, but public transport and grocery stores are generally full of people who are there to do something, not to meet new people

[Anonymous No.5101498]

>>5101484
You have the fucking right, but what stranger reads your mind to know you have a pole up your ass? You sound narcissistic.

[Anonymous No.5101501]

>>5101465
Not OP, but this is the best idea so far. I want to hear more actual stories like this, where reading material actually helped facilitate interaction with the opposite sex.

Don't let the fembots derail the thread.

[Anonymous No.5101502]

>>5101497
The entire world is there to meet new people, not where social boundaries have sectioned off. Plenty of people understand this and won't get pissed when they're approached, spergy.

[Anonymous No.5101504]

>>5101497
p. transparent that you're a socially awkward faggot looking to justify his fear of talking to strangers by setting up imaginary social lines

>you can talk to people in THIS building, but not THAT building

[Anonymous No.5101510]

>>5101504
>>5101502
you can talk to anyone but it's just annoying because normal people have other moments for this, as opposed to the fedora sperglords who chat up girls (not just people) on the bus

[Anonymous No.5101512]

>>5101510
>trying to switch the language so that you're the normal one

not so fast, awkward boy

[Anonymous No.5101513]

>>5101458
Part where he rubs his dick up against the flight attendants ass

[Anonymous No.5101515]

>>5101502
>The entire world belongs to me
>I have the right to impinge on others right to anonymity whenever I feel like it

[Anonymous No.5101516]

>>5101497
when it comes to strangers, bars would be at the bottom of my list as far as 'dating platforms'.

[Anonymous No.5101521]

>>5101510
>normal people

Normal people split their lives between job and home, so they spend quite a bit of time on public transportation. A regular working schedule nowadays leaves very little room for leisure time, so you have to make the best of what you've got. You would know this if you weren't a NEET faggot.

>calling other people autists
>mfw

[Anonymous No.5101523]

All the ppl who r like "no, not at bus stations, no" are making excuses for being antisocial ugos. Also, I derailed this thread hard, I'm laffin

[Anonymous No.5101527]

>>5101498
They don't have to read my mind, only my body language. If I wanted to interact with them I would face them and smile. Not stare at the floor with my arms crossed and headphones and books in my face.

[Anonymous No.5101528]

>>5101510
>>5101497

http://www.scotthyoung.com/blog/2007/09/06/social-courage-how-to-meet-new-people/

[Anonymous No.5101533]

I honestly can't think of one single place you shouldn't hit on chicks. Even funerals are a goldmine.

[jeremy meeks No.5101534]

let's not pretend all of these rules about when and where to talk to people don't go out the window if you're attractive

facial aesthetics > all

[Anonymous No.5101537]

>>5101527
>stare at the floor with my arms crossed and headphones and books in my face

You sound mentally deranged.

[Anonymous No.5101538]

>>5101510
And now you turn it into a fedora vs. not fedora. Nothing to do with that. You actually are a boring testicle-free piece of shit mongoloid. You are seeing a woman who fucking stands out; seeing some sort of je ne sais quoi. In any setting you like be it a bar, a subway, the great wall of china you see this woman: you're a fool not to give it a shot. A life of rejection is better than a life of boredom because you at least have balls.

[Anonymous No.5101540]

>>5101527
Then I won't approach you. I'm not an idiot.

[Anonymous No.5101545]

>>5101533
That's because the world is our life and life is for living and there are few greater examples of living than meeting women.

[Anonymous No.5101550]

>>5101534
Nah, that's just sour grapes talking. I have great aesthetics (face, body, clothes) but my sperg still holds me back. You need to know the right things to say in the right tone with the right expressions and all the rest. If you can do that then you can sit where you want.

[Anonymous No.5101555]

>>5101537
No, it's normal in Europe. Americans are the mentally deranged ones, eternally fighting over who looks the happiest, small-talking and walking through their entire lives wearing that horrifying wide-eyed teeth-baring murderous grin. It's too spooky.

[jeremy meeks No.5101561]

>>5101550
it's not your sperg, it's your facials. i bet you have a long midface and are ugly as fuck. post pics to prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.5101563]

>>5101555
lol where the fuck did that come from?

[Anonymous No.5101566]

>>5101555
European here. You sound mentally deranged, the amerifat is not wrong. Besides, how would you know what shit other people do when you're staring at the floor?

[Anonymous No.5101568]

>>5101561
That's some of the weakest bait I've heard in a long time.

[Anonymous No.5101571]

>>5101555
not sure where you get this deluded idea of america from. most americans keep to themselves on public transport and have earbuds in or are playing with their phone.

[jeremy meeks No.5101572]

>>5101568
>maybe if i say it's bait, i won't have to post a pic!

guess i was right and you aren't aesthetic. now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.5101577]

>>5101572
>aren't aesthetic
Careful now; if he's the invisible man, you don't want to know what he's capable of.

[Anonymous No.5101578]

>>5101572
>posting your picture on an anonymous Chinese image board
>ever

Not him but fuck off dude. Unless it's tits no one cares what anyone else looks like.

[Anonymous No.5101579]

>>5101572
Yeah I'm totally going to post a picture of my face on here to show how good looking I am. I'm that narcissistic. There's no way that could go badly for me.

>Sour grapes

[Anonymous No.5101581]

>>5101555
>>5101566

I'm European as well and I still call bullshit. Sounds like a spergy cunt trying to lay the blame on

>muh culchur

Only acceptable excuse is if she's some sort of snow nigga who doesn't get enough sunlight.

[Anonymous No.5101594]

Nausea
The Stranger
On the Road
Franny and Zooey
The Bell Jar
Slaughterhouse-Five
To Kill a Mockingbird
The Screwtape Letters
Anna Karenina
Pride and Prejudice
To the Lighthouse

[jeremy meeks No.5101599]

>>5101578
>Unless it's tits no one cares what anyone else looks like.

i care. and i guarantee so do others. he said he was aesthetic. but he's obviously lying.

>>5101579
>I'm that narcissistic.

lol, it has nothing to do with narcissism. you said you were aesthetic, i'm asking for proof. but what happened is that you went on the internet and lied. you're ugly.

[Anonymous No.5101609]

>>5101594
Tried and tested, anon?

[Anonymous No.5101619]

>>5101609

Yeah. It works, haven't gotten actual phone numbers/dates from it, though. I always let the conversations run flat, and then they leave. This list will work for someone who's not autistic.

[Anonymous No.5101629]

>>5101599
You can believe I'm lying if it'll make you happy, I can't see that it makes any difference to me.

[Anonymous No.5101685]

>>5100197
Henry Miller

[Anonymous No.5101690]

>>5101685
This nigga gets it. Add some DH Lawrence in to the mix and be rolling in well read voluptuous ass.

[Anonymous No.5101696]

Less of the book talk please, this thread was funny when it was ugly chicks and bitch dudes bitching

[Anonymous No.5101719]

>>5101690
>>5101685

>von Sacher-Masoch
>de Sade
>Lord Byron
>Story of O

[Anonymous No.5101739]

>>5101719
Fuck that shit, get some Gide and Genet if you want the fucked up bitches who are actually int fucked up shit. Women who read Sade or the Story of O know you read that at home, bringing out Proust would have a better chance of getting a chick willing to sell someone into slavery. Also: learn how to in2 surnames

[Anonymous No.5101743]

>>5101696
But that's not related to /lit/!

Or is it the most /lit/ related thing ever to grace this board..?

[Anonymous No.5102368]

what's a good way to approach a girl in a bookstore

obviously not some indigoslut but an actual bookstore

[Anonymous No.5102378]

>>5102368
Like this

[Anonymous No.5102391]

>>5102378
>implying /lit/ could get a civil service job
>tfw you will never write as well as modern civil servants

[Anonymous No.5102407]

>>5102368
bump for interest

[Anonymous No.5102430]

>>5101371
Shut the fuck up, cunt.

[Anonymous No.5102495]

>>5101581
>>5101566
based yurows save the day gracias bros

[Anonymous No.5102516]

I've had 3 girls start reading shortly after sitting next to me. Were they trying to 'impress' me?

[Anonymous No.5102542]

This is the perfect book for OP.

The cover is aesthetically pleasing and visually stimulating. "No Longer Human" sounds deep and sophisticated and will attract pseudo-intellectual girls that want a man to have an existential crisis with. Osamu Dazai is also interesting as they'll notice that OP is reading an international book (this is under the assumption that you aren't Japanese) but they won't be able to pinpoint the origin; they may confuse Osamu for Osama and will most likely end up thinking Dazai is Chinese.

You should go for this book. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.5102549]

[Anonymous No.5102556]

>>5101471
>just because sitting in the bus is the only social interaction you get in a day doesn't mean people want to be chatted up.

[Anonymous No.5102564]

>>5101456
I once saw a hambeast kick up a fuss and actually try to attack a bewildered old man on the Tube because he accidentally bumped into her fat arse when the train stopped. She had dyed hair, piercings and tattoos so she may have been mentally ill. And no I didn't bother to defend the man even though I witnessed the whole thing.

Fucking eastbound District Line.

[Anonymous No.5102586]

>>5102564
She was probably a tumblr feminist excited to finally have an opportunity to fight the Patriarchy herself

like a cop leaping at a chance to finally shoot something

[Anonymous No.5102612]

>>5102564
>She had dyed hair, piercings and tattoos so she may have been mentally ill.

May have been? As if there is any doubt.

[Anonymous No.5102618]

>>5102516
>not reading whatever book they've opened
>not judging your future compatibility of reading speeds
>not telling her to turn the page when you're done

[Anonymous No.5102621]

>>5102549
Got to get this book

[Anonymous No.5102700]

[Anonymous No.5102708]

>>5101308
>Leonard Cohen's attempts at writing
I've never read his books but all of his songs are goat

[Anonymous No.5102729]

>>5102700
that profile was made by some waifuist from /a/

[Anonymous No.5102752]

>>5102700
>I don't listen to a lot of music
Then fuck off you subhuman shit. I'm only looking for a chick to listen to psychedelic post-rock/shoegaze with.

[Anonymous No.5102753]

>>5102700
Until I saw this I never knew how close I was to being a kidnapper.

[Anonymous No.5102770]

>>5102729
This. There's no way my waifu can exist in this mortal realm.
and she's mute, too!

[Anonymous No.5102804]

>>5101308
Leonard Cohen's debut is actually pretty good you fucking insufferable faggot

His second novel, which is Canada's most famous pomo novel, sucks more dicks than a chinese phone book

[Anonymous No.5102810]

>>5102700
>Stienbeck
fucking dropped

[Anonymous No.5102820]

>>5102804
>sucks more dicks than a chinese phone book

[Anonymous No.5102830]

>>5102804

Which one is which again?

[Anonymous No.5102857]

>>5101323
>I got off and then saw her get off at the next stop and pretty much chased her through the after-work crowd into a shopping centre but didn't see where she went
...why did you do this?

[Anonymous No.5102865]

this is awful. 4chan is a terrible place to spend one's time

[Anonymous No.5102880]

>>5102865
Go back to tumblr faglord.

:^)

[Anonymous No.5102887]

>>5101561
Do you honestly think everyone with high tier aesthetics gets laid? kek, did i click on r9k?

[Anonymous No.5103074]

I don't think reading in public works to get women.

That being said I think if you all found a girl who read the same books as you and than started dating you would hate her eventually.

Imagine a girl having a different view of the obscure philosopher you dedicate your life to. Having read the same books and coming up with wildly different conclusions?

You would kill her in her sleep overtime and you know this to be true

[Anonymous No.5103121]

No girl has ever talked to me while I was reading. A qt did approach me once when I was writing in the park though. She asked what I was writing and we talked about that and other stuff for like an hour and a half. She took my number and said she'd text me and we should hang out some time that weekend (it was Friday).

That was 3 weeks ago and she never did :(

[Anonymous No.5103161]

>>5103074
Nah my philosophy waifu would know we're both wrong. Sometimes I might wake up in the middle of the night with her sitting on my face, like a cat smothers a baby, but that's a different thing.

[Anonymous No.5103175]

>>5103121
iktf

You should have texted her perhaps.

[Anonymous No.5103185]

>>5101446
This is so wrong. That's what reading should be. Instead you get a fuckton of old women HEY WHAT ARE YOU READING? OH YOU SHOULD READ THIS INSTEAD.
every time.

[Anonymous No.5103201]

All I want is a pale, petite, insecure young girl who doesn't talk a lot of most of the time, but who is surprisingly fucked up in the bedroom and lets me piss on her without it affecting her shy, submissive and innocent personality. In terms of looks she would just look like a feminine version of myself, basically me just a little shorter and with no body hair (plus a pussy, obviously).

[Anonymous No.5103220]

>>5103201
You just gave me a nightmarish vision of our future sur. I envisioned a world were genetic and psychic engineering are at their finest, but instead of being used to promote the flourishing of human beings they provide the necessary technology for an industry than runs on designing female twins with appropriate personalities to fulfill the unhealthy fantasies of twentysomething virgin autistic basement dwellers.

Kinda like how television was supposed to bring people from accross the world to a better mutual understanding, but instead was used to spread mass-produced pornography, silly "reality shows" and terrible crime shows.

Thank you for darkening me sir.

[Anonymous No.5103225]

>>5103220
*sir
*where

Forgive my shock-induced sloppiness.

[Anonymous No.5103229]

>>5101313
of all the things he listed, lolita is actually popular with the "artsy" girls

[jeremy meeks No.5103238]

>>5102887
everyone with high tier FACIAL aesthetics have the pick of the litter, yes.

[Anonymous No.5103240]

>>5102430
>actual, shameless misogyny
>2014
nice

[Anonymous No.5103246]

>>5103240
>misogyny
get out, cumdump. Boys club

[Anonymous No.5103248]

>>5103246
virgin

[Anonymous No.5103452]

>>5103238

sure thing

[Anonymous No.5103598]

>>5103246
Please learn to post something with a bit of quality in it.

[Anonymous No.5103600]

>>5101423
>underrated post

[Anonymous No.5103644]

>>5103452
>that pic
fucking gold

[Anonymous No.5103679]

>>5103229
But the rest of them might notify police over it.

[Anonymous No.5103856]

>>5101371
Must suck to be attacked on the internet. Although I'm sure you're being slightly paranoid.

[Anonymous No.5103913]

>>5102549
This is the only way. That and the book about how to live with too much money.

[Anonymous No.5105354]

>>5101371
Oh. So femism IS actually bullshit. Good to know.

[Anonymous No.5105399]

>>5102368
GREETINGS FELLOW HUMAN OF DIFFERING GENDER
YOU SEEM QUITE AESTHETICALLY AROUSING
WHAT LOWBROW INSIPID LITERATURE ARE YOU READING? I WISH TO PRETEND TO LIKE IT
I WISH TO PRETEND TO LIKE IT TO SPARK UP A CONVERSATION
A CONVERSATION THAT I WOULD LIKE TO EVENTUALLY LEAD INTO COPULATION AT A TIME IN THE FUTURE THAT IS AGREEABLE
"COPULATION" AS IN COITUS
HUMAN, DO NOT WALK AWAY FROM ME, IT WILL BE HARDER FOR US TO CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION AND EVENTUATE COITUS IF YOU ARE OUT OF AUDIBLE DISTANCE
HUMAN

[Anonymous No.5105436]

>>5101555
>>5101571

I think the European sperglord got his ideas from meeting Americans visiting Europe as tourists.

And if this is so I would actually agree with him.

American tourists are insanely sporty and polite. Always wearing short cargo pants with enormous toned calves sticking out. Always wearing those sleek sports-sunglasses on their bronzed faces and always wearing a pastel-coloured polo shirt over their huge bodies.

When you meet them they always ask you how you're doing and generally act like they're trying to get in your pants. Even when you don't talk to them directly, they'll talk so loudly among themselves that their conversations are audible in the entire street.

The European way is much more reserved, quiet and physically unimpressive in general. These American tourist all seem like Patrick Batemans in comparison.

[Anonymous No.5105443]

>>5105436

>americans stereotyping americans

haha, the ride.

[Anonymous No.5105451]

>>5105443
I'm European, I swear!

[Anonymous No.5105471]

>>5105399
Would fuck.

[Anonymous No.5105498]

>>5102368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hstPHM3R1dY

Watch this, and it will show you how to chat up a girl with a book, with 100% success rate.

[Anonymous No.5105508]

>>5105498
You can read.
I mean, you are reading.
Sorry.
It's nice to see people reading.
Not a lot of people read these days.
People prefer to hear.
But all this hearing is just reading for lazy people, Kids today should be prepared to pick up a book, and not just go around the whole time with all these modern ears.
Sometimes I just wanna rip people's ears off and say: Read a book, for God's sake! I'd probably say "read a book" first, and then rip their ears off, for otherwise they wouldn't hear me.
I'd probably wouldn't rip their ears off at all I'm not a violent person, I like ears, especially women ears, they are my favourite.
I don't mean I collect them or anything.
I don't have a big bucket of women ears hidden away somewhere.
No, I'm not after your ears really.
Not as there's anything wrong with your ears.
If I was some kind of mad ear person your ears would be the pride of my ear bucket.

[Anonymous No.5105510]

Lotta autism in this thread lel. Sure, you gotta read the body language of the girl on the train to interpret if she may be open for a little chit chat but personally I've found it easiest when I'm in a different country as I can play the "dumb tourist" and just be friendly towards anyone and in this way I've met some pretty cool people, though I've also met plenty of snobby bitches like >>5101371 too. But it's not necessarily about trying to pick up even as it may turn out that there could be some chemistry and common interests then who knows what might happen? But if she seems stand-offish or it doesn't click then just move on, jeez, don't harass her. But anyway there's way too many crazy friendly people out there in the world to avoid being friendly out in public. Fuck the haters.

[Anonymous No.5105516]

>>5105508
10/10 until that last line

[Anonymous No.5105638]

I had a drunk chit chat with an equally drunk girl reading the seagull by chekhov. I offered to exchange her chekhov with the dollhouse i had in the pocket of my pants (given she was going to pull it out) but she wasn't done with her chekhov yet. so i tried to convince her telling it was a very sad story and that trigorin's gonna die. Then she said i have spoiled it and started to cry. i was assaulted by a squad of proletarian white knights and decided to postpone all the courtship rituals until both me and my potential mates are somewhere ~30 and do have a steady foothold on life.

[Anonymous No.5105664]

When I was out of my mind on crystal meth once I ended up giving my copy of Picnic at Hanging Rock to a Vietnamese ladyboy.

[Anonymous No.5105683]

>>5105664
I once tried to give The Book of Lost Things to a junkie because I thought he was a dwarf (he was sitting down).