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5051619 No.5051619 [Reply] [Original]

Who is the most handsome philosopher?

>> No.5051627
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5051627

>>5051619
daily reminder thats the only good picture of kierkegaard and it isnt even a photo

>> No.5051632
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5051632

ainec

>> No.5051635

>>5051619

idk for sure but I wouldn't mind watching Wittgenstein and his boi go at it.

>> No.5051638
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5051638

>>5051635

>> No.5051639
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>> No.5051646
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5051646

Also, I know you said handsome which would seem to exclude females but Nussbaum was (and still kinda is) a babe.

>> No.5052151

>>5051646
That woman is just textbook ideal woman. She even had that look of college freshman you'd fall in love with before going full milf.

>> No.5052171

wittgenstein of course is this a serious question

>> No.5052194

>>5051646
>kinda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy3YTzYjut4

Look at those fucking legs. Hng. Hm.

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>>5051639
HOLY SHIT I just realised soapnshower is actually the The Wanderer

>> No.5052239

>>5052206
>The Wanderer
More like the shut-in
You mean in the painting? That's Max, of course!

>> No.5052250
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5052250

>Witty will never be your math tutor and spank you every time you get something wrong.
;_;

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>>5051638
>>5051635
>tfw no two qt3.14 philosopher dads, Wittgenstein and Foucalt

>> No.5053300

>>5051627
>>5051639

>implying oil portraits were ever accurate
>implying painters didn't just prettify the shit out of everyone to get more customer satisfaction, more pay and more business

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>>5052194

That's an old video but even today she looks very good for being in her late 60s. I saw her speak at the APA in Minneapolis a few years ago and it was awesome. She was able to politely dismantle any and all criticisms with what seemed like zero effort. Smart as fuck. Also very nice, I've corresponded over email and she was happy to answer questions of mine!

>> No.5055669
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5055669

thass ma boi

>> No.5055683

>>5051619
Not Zizek

>> No.5055782
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5055782

>no Descartes
Are you guys even serious? Look at this guy.

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>>5055782
too perverted for me, I like my /lit/-husbandos pure

>> No.5055923

>>5055669
Never seen pictures of him before, but damn, that's one handsome man.

>> No.5055963
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5055963

this guy

does cooking dance*

"everybodys gotta eat"

>> No.5055971
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>> No.5056121

Most great philosophers are remarkably ugly

Makes me have doubts about pursuing my degree

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5056137

>>5055963

NICKI MINAJ I'M THA FINEST BITCH OUT, U FEEL ME?

>> No.5057658

>>5056121
>implying not pursuing the degree will make you hawter

If you're ugly you basically have no choice but work your hardest at intellectual/career development. It's the only way to have at least someone give a shit about you.
If you're average, the rules for ugly still apply, because the stardards of attractiveness are very high now thanks to media and competition from other averages is very harsh.
If you're hot, well, I don't see how the degree can make you less so.

>> No.5057670

>>5052250
Definitely the Witt.
Nothing sexier than a 1000-yard "Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent" stare.

>> No.5057672
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>> No.5059882

>>5051639
He looks like a more handsome TJ Miller

>> No.5059913

>>5055971
Definitely this.

>> No.5059937
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5059937

Too many pretty boys in this thread, not enough manly men

>> No.5059948
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5059948

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love, to be a handsome motherfucker.

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5060969

Obligated

>> No.5061814
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5061814

>no Camus ITT

What are you all, gay?

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>>5055669

Yeah well I have a bigger dick.

>> No.5061883
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>> No.5061951

>>5061838
>Do you feel lucky in the original position punk?

>> No.5061984
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>> No.5061996

>>5051619
if you can call him a philosopher, then it's clearly Mishima

>> No.5062029

Patiently waiting for Feminister to post.

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5062039

I'm reading Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow and would like some non-fiction sources to give me more context on all this shit Mr. Pinecone is talking about;

I'm talkin the V-2 program, the end of WWII in Europe, Pavlovian theory, Psychology, Astrology, etc etc

I've already done some research on the internet but would like something meatier

any recommendations for books on these subjects? I'm looking at pic related

>> No.5062063

>>5062029
bitch got a crush on Mishima, iirc
He was probably the most alpha and swole philosopher/writer to date though

>> No.5062067

>>5061814
Easily this. Additionally, unlike many other philosophical shitlords, he had no nerdling tendencies whatsoever. Major points there.

>> No.5062085

>>5062067
He is the dudebro of philosophy.

>> No.5062099
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5062099

tfw i have choked on my shawl

>> No.5062230
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5062230

>no homo

>> No.5062269

>>5059882
he looks like dennis from it's always sunny

>> No.5062431

>>5060969

There's some pics he took of Beauvoir's bare ass that are online but which I won't upload to this sfw board.

>> No.5062437
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>>5055669
>>5061838

Behave, gentlemen.

>> No.5062465

>>5062431
do it faggot

>> No.5062531

>>5061951
from this position
i can see the whole place

>>5062431
it was one of her photographer flings, if i remember correctly.
>tfw beauvoir could have been michel-tier if she'd gotten over her ego

>>5062230
seconding that no homo

>> No.5062562

>>5051639
That phrase, probably due to translation, is so awkward. Why not just say ''read too little of bad literature nor too much of good literature''?

>> No.5062567

>>5053265
>Foucalt

he'd molest the shit out of you

>> No.5062598

>>5062567
Woah woah woah, there's no evidence to suggest that.

>> No.5062601
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>>5061883
Nietzsche was ugly as fuck but somehow that mustache really suited him and made him more handsome. The profile position also really flattered him.

Some people might find this handsome though. I guess he caters to a *nietzsche* audience.

>> No.5062607

>>5062598
there's plenty of evidence that he was all forward pedophilia, and also a homosexual, and also a sexual fetishist and libertine

>> No.5062614
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>>5062601

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>>5062567
yeah, and?

>> No.5064385

>>5062607

Having abnormal sexual interests =/= being a rapist

>> No.5064388

me

gotta be me

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>>5059937

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>>5059937

>> No.5065062

>>5062562

As phrased, it refers to the amount of time spent. As you rephrase it, it refers to the volume of material consumed. Or at least, that's how I see it.

>> No.5065065

>>5062601
>Nietzsche was ugly as fuck but somehow that mustache really suited him and made him more handsome.

He only grew the super-bushy 'stache after he'd lost his mind.

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>>5062601
>Nietzsche was ugly as fuck
That is a picture of him as a child and he is not even particularly ugly there, just dorky
He grew up to be quite handsome

>> No.5065078

>>5062230
Balding is probably the most important thing for humanity to resolve, even more than Starvation.

>> No.5065137
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>> No.5065183

>>5065078
>implying a full, youthful hairline looks good on a grown ass man

>> No.5065190

>>5065078
But there is a solution. Castration in the teenage years. That would actually solve more than one problem...

>> No.5065196

>>5065183
>This fucking jelly
Keep crying baldfag.

>> No.5065199

>>5065190
>le throwing babby out with bathwater face

>> No.5065202

>>5065183
It really does.

>> No.5065783

>>5065196
>>5065202
show me a picture of a grown man with a convex hairline, and tell me it's better than a concave one.

>> No.5065954

>>5065078
balding can be sexy, especially if you remember it means high testosterone. So bald men are more manly men.

>> No.5066118

>>5065954
Or it means shitty genes.

>> No.5066127

>>5066118
It means balding genes, that's about all.

>> No.5066132

>>5066127
>balding genes

aka shitty genes

>> No.5066136

>>5066132
>Going bald means you have genes that make you go bald
No shit, dickface.

>> No.5066153

>>5066132
it is what it is. When you get older, you realize shit like this isn't that important.

>> No.5066157

>>5066118
>>5066132
idk mang, in a-stan I got some streetcreds for my beard and receding hairline.

>> No.5066167

>>5066157
well, a good beard changes everything

>> No.5066172

>>5066167
speaking of, it's a disturbing lack of beards ITT

>> No.5066222

>>5065137

>he is endowed with the philosopher's furrows

>> No.5066364

>>5061984
Take your moe-shit elsewhere.