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Who is you're literary waifu? Mine is Alice.

>> No.5051367
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5051367

easily sonya

>> No.5051370

>>5051362
You're waifu is a 10 year old girl?

>> No.5051371
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>> No.5051372

>>5051362
Eleanor from This Side of Paradise
I don't have a like a cardboard cut out and dressed it up like I think she would look like and sleep with it or anything. She just seemed like a lot of fun.

>> No.5051373

>>5051370
Yes?

>> No.5051374
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5051374

Cassandra

>> No.5051379

>>5051370
Problem?

>> No.5051380
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>>5051367

Amazing taste in women, friend

>> No.5051383

>>5051374
u're waifu is a slut

>> No.5051393
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>>5051383
"Virgin" Mary is yours, I see.

>> No.5051425

>>5051393
Nice waifu.

>> No.5051581

Dat qt bitch in The Idiot.

>> No.5051599

>>5051367
>>5051380
Really? you want some through and through orthodox chick?
Sure, she's loyal and all that, but fuck me her piety would drive me fucking mad.

>> No.5051604

>>5051362
Marie Melmotte for the personality or Emma Bovary for the looks.

>> No.5051608

I have something of a habit forming for falling in love with characters named Mathilda. Dahl, Lewis, Shelley off the top of my head. Not even Australian, so no idea why. I'm reasonably certain it won't end well if I do find one based on researches so far.

>> No.5051661

>>5051367
huh. I was going to say Sonya from War and Peace.

>> No.5051673
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>>5051367
>>5051661
>muh purity
betas detected.

also, fuck Natasha, marry Maria, kill Sonya fight me irl fggts

>> No.5052036

>>5051673
>muh purity
>marry Maria
Maria was a neet that got more attractive the more she was mentally abused

>> No.5052066
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She frvr.

>> No.5052160
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5052160

D-does she count?

>> No.5052677
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>>5052160
>vlc

>> No.5053350
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>>5051367
Nastasya Filippovna a superior whore

>>5051393
good taste, although for me picrelated was always superior godddess. Smart, agressive and dominant women ftw. Though it's astonishing how someone as misoginyst as Ancient Greeks could come up with them.

>> No.5054707

>>5053350
applying the full modern connotations of misogyny to classical Greek society is a pretty stupid thing to do

>> No.5054765

>>5051393
>the irony

>> No.5054778

>>5054707
I hate to break it to you, but anyone who still uses "ftw" is probably a pretty stupid person.

>> No.5054786

>>5052677
>>>/v/

>> No.5054801

>>5054786
Anyone with knowledge of the subject, regardless of the board, will tell you that MPHC with the right codecs is yards better than VLC. It's just a matter of whether or not you want to subject yourself to shit when there is a better option available.

>> No.5054813
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Kitty.
>tfw you will never be second-half Levin

>> No.5054831

>>5051362
edith stoner

>tfw you will never have brainwashed vindictive prude wife

>> No.5054856

Does Lolita count?
:3

>> No.5054876

>>5054856
Lo is such a whore it isn't even funny. So, no.

>> No.5054944
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5054944

What a hunk.

>> No.5055038

>>5051661
Kitty from Anna Karenina is the best.

>> No.5055057
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5055057

Tsugumi was totally badass.

>> No.5055145

>>5053350
I like her too. She's very butch.

>>5054765
How do you mean?

>> No.5055639

>>5054813
Should I read Anna Karenina if I enjoyed War and Peace?

>> No.5055674

>>5055639
Yes, anon.

>> No.5055677

>>5055145
Ur butch bb B)

>> No.5055684

>>5051362
>Alice
>blonde
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.5055688
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>>5051362
Midori

One day...

>> No.5055902

>>5055684
What are you talking about? Don't the original illustrations portray her as blonde?

>> No.5055978

Brett from The Sun Also Rises

>i secretly enjoy being in miserable situations with women

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>>5055902
>mfw >>5055684's only familiar with Carrol through that videogame...

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>>5051362
I'd feel ashmased if i had a "waifu".

>> No.5056423
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>> No.5056807

Rachel Owlglass.

>> No.5056820
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5056820

Maladicta, from Pratchett's Monstrous Regiment.

>> No.5056834

>>5056820
>liking androgynous, coffee-addicted PTSD bloodsuckers
Impeccable taste Anon

>> No.5056887

>>5056321
>tfw watched this film with qt virgin girl housemate in her room the other day
:^)

>> No.5056928

Vika from City of Thieves
what a babe

>> No.5056957
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>> No.5056973
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>>5056957
I really liked movie Angua.

>> No.5056991
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>>5056973
yessss

>> No.5057236

>>5056834
>2014
>Not liking androgynous, coffee-addicted PTSD bloodsuckers
Wtf is wrong with you, faggot

>> No.5057331

>>5057236
Have you read the spoiler mate? I said his taste was impeccable.

>> No.5057496

>>5051362
D.U. from SnowCrash

>> No.5057520

>>5057496
Who?
Did you mean YT?

>> No.5057528

>ctrl+f
>no Luna Lovegood
Would've thought /lit/ was more about the manic pixie dream girls.

>> No.5057562

>>5057520
Shit, yea, rollerblade courier girl.
Polish translation, while great imho, must have scrambled few things

>> No.5057571

>>5057331
>Mobile device
>Reading spoilers

>> No.5057581

>>5054876
Why can't a whore be my wifu.
Please tell me anon. Why?

>> No.5057589

Nadine, in the Mandarines by de beauvoir

>> No.5057621

>>5057581
Because that's degeneracy.

>> No.5057751

>>5056820
Monstrous Regiment is just so goat.
I picked it up almost by accident, it was the first Pratchett I read.
So far I've read Discworld novels from 1 to 6, they are okay, but not on the same level. Is there a jump in quality later in the series?

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5057789

old Jane
Although seriously what the fuck was the point of her in this book

>> No.5058101

>>5057789
>catcher in the rye
>not phoebi
Wow git gud pleb.

>> No.5058164

>>5058101
>pedos
>cant even spell a girls name right

>> No.5058242
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5058242

Aglaya Yepanchin: sweet, youthful, loving and with all the beauty of a young, insecure debutante.

Nastasya Filippovna I always imagined looked like Eva Green from the Casino Royale James Bond movie; strikingly beautiful, but capricious and sometimes malevolent.

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>>5055145
Hey butterfly! a little while go you posted some
music; Popol vuh & Dead can dance. I really enjoined both, do you have a last FM or maybe can you suggest some more music to me?

>> No.5058349

>>5057621
>degeneracy
But order is subjective and degeneracy is merely a social construct.

>> No.5058373
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>>5058242
Here's Nastasya Filippovna from the recent Russian TV-series, I thought she was pretty decent, like the series on the whole

>> No.5058513

>>5058349
Don't you feel the social construct, though? I recognize that it is a. social construct, but that doesn't mean I would enjoy mein waifu slutting herself around any more.

>> No.5058613

>>5058513
>Don't you feel the social construct
Actually, I do.But the feeling is not as strong as you may imagine.

> I would enjoy mein waifu slutting herself around any more

I can see why one would feel that way as well.
However, I'm glad you recognized that it is indeed a social construct. It shows that you are not egotistic and capable of understanding other deviating (and possibly even radical) opinions of your peers. And for that, I tip my hat to you.

>> No.5058621

>>5058613

By the way.
I'm not a pedo.
Just wanted to prove a logic point using the book as a basis for my argument.

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>>5058315
Oh alright.

Halbermensch/Ry turned me onto Trust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJO54bdmUCY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJl5V89SZCM

>> No.5059622

>>5055978
>Brett
Me too, my chap. Me too...

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>> No.5059646
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>>5059633
Shit taste in 2hus.

>> No.5059651

daily reminder that women slutting around wont actually translate into a greater chance for you to get sex, just more sex for sexy non-committal cads.

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>>5059646
I-I wanted to stay relevant to the board.

Sakuya-chan is my true love.

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>>5059646
>>5059633


goml

>> No.5059669

>>5051362
Hipparchia.

>> No.5059677

>>5059669
This is the right answer.

>> No.5059683
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>>5059662
Would you watch hot yuri action unfold between our two waifus?

>> No.5059691

>>5059669
Great choice

>> No.5059698
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>>5059683


t-too lewd...

>> No.5059702
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5059702

only right answer

>> No.5059712 [DELETED] 
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>>5059702
wrong side, m8

>> No.5059723

>>5059712
Do you actually find that attractive?

>> No.5059781

>>5059723
How could you not?

>> No.5059818

>>5059781
The human body is rather disgusting: that image being a very good example.

>> No.5059857

>>5059818
>implying

Humans that never lift weights are disgusting. There is no escaping this, not even cardiovascular training or a perfect diet can fix your lack of muscle.

>> No.5059861

>>5059712
I'd hit that like a train

>> No.5059863

I-330 or Prometheus.

>> No.5059870
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>>5059818
The human body is weird. And I admit it's weird to find them sexually attractive, but this is just the way it is. This is a picture of a sharp minded and beautiful woman in her prime. That you can't see that is very weird. She aged and died, and that was sad and "disgusting" but also just kind of weird too. Sorry you can't see the beauty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smbT8vOrzuc

>> No.5059897

>>5059723
you should look at more vintage porn before photoshop and plastic surgery. in fact you should just see actual people naked in general.

>> No.5060677

>>5057751
I think the best books were about two thirds into his body of work, with the most recent ones being negligible, because his Alzheimer's shows.

>> No.5060693

>>5059712
Glad she's dead

>> No.5060700

>>5059870

ARE YOU AWARE THAT THE WOMAN IN THE IMAGE THAT YOU POSTED THERE IS AN "ACTOR" PLAYING SIMONE DE BEAOUVOIR IN A "MOVIE"?

>> No.5060705

>>5060700
They're talking about de Beauvoir's ass pic, which was posted earlier in the thread.

>> No.5060707

>>5060705

WOW; REALLY?

>> No.5060711

>>5060700

oh what a coy little so and so you are

positively cheeky

>> No.5060713

>>5060711
fuck off?

>> No.5060717

Why do tripfags have to ruin every single thread on this board?

>> No.5060722

>>5060713

so much cheekiness in one thread

my word

>> No.5060727

>>5060717
What do you mean, on this board?

>> No.5060735

>>5051362

Lady Jessica

>> No.5060866

>>5059633
Good taste confirmed.

>> No.5060867

>>5051362

Oedipa Maas

>> No.5060874
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I don't have a literary waifu.

>> No.5060894
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Antinous from Memoirs of Hadrian

>> No.5060941

>>5059723
you gay, son?

>> No.5060962
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Haydeé

>> No.5060982
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frieda

>> No.5060983

>>5060941
low test beta male detected

>> No.5060993
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>>5051362
Mara of the Acoma

She can defy the taboos of my alien culture any day

>> No.5061190

Clarisse McClellan

>> No.5061191

Beatriz Viterbo