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Post your:
>relationship status
>occupation
>favourite book
>book you're currently reading

no reason why, just for fun

>> No.5042052

That guy looks like he needs a good smack.

>dating, soon to be single
>student
>Under the Volcano
>Metaphysics by Aristotle, Divine Comedy by Dante

>> No.5042054

>relationship status
Been dating a total qt3.14 for the last 4 months
>occupation
Database Admin
>favourite book
The Brothers Karamazov
>book you're currently reading
Ada

>> No.5042061

>>5042052
with your tiny diq?

>> No.5042070
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5042070

>relationship status
beta boyfriend, allowing the same cunt to step on my heart again and again on the hope that constant pain will eventually lead to numbness

>occupation
student - chemical engineering

>favourite book
crime and punishment

>book you're currently reading
the third policeman so far 9.8/10 it's ok

>> No.5042076

>>5042047
>>relationship status
single
>>occupation
studying software engineer
>>favourite book
either the brothers karamazov or the foundation pit
>>book you're currently reading
king lear

>> No.5042083

>>5042047
>relationship status
Just casual sex
>occupation
Mental health care professional
>favourite book
The brothers karamazov
>book you're currently reading
The myths of the Greeks and Romans

>> No.5042090

>In a relationship (for about a year)
>Student
>Notes from Underground
>The Setting Sun

>> No.5042107

>Dostoevsky

>> No.5042116

>>5042047
Brothers Karamammazov
Crume ad pnuishment

>> No.5042119

>Already 3 Brothers K
Is this the GBOAT?

>single
>college sophomore
>Omensetter's Luck
>2666

>> No.5042121

>relationship status
been dating this girl for about nine months
>occupation
studying chemistry
>favourite book
I can't decide between a clockwork orange or animal farm
>book you're currently reading
the odyssey, the great gatsby

>> No.5042127

>In a relationship
>Factory-worker
>The Red and the Black, Stendhal
>Journal, André Gide

>> No.5042131

>>5042116
Lol neet scum

>> No.5042132
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5042132

in a relationship
second shift (retail) / college soph
brief interviews w hideous men
the perennial philosophy

>> No.5042161

>>5042047
Single. Rejected my ex recently. Flirting.
Unemployed. Drop-out. Looking for menial work.
The Collected Poems of Philip Larkin
Ada, or Ardor

>>5042054
How are you liking it?

>> No.5042211

>single
>student
>The Things They Carried
>nothing atm

>> No.5042217

>>5042047
>dating, flighty
>lol
>War and Peace I guess
>Flaubert's three tales

>> No.5042228 [SPOILER] 
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>>5042047
1.) Married
2.) Features Journalist
3.) "The Old Man & the Sea" by Ernest Hemingway
4.) "Blood Meridian" by Cormac McCarthy

>> No.5042229

>relationship status
Singe
>occupation
Maintenance job at a hotel / college junior
>favourite book
The Stranger
>book you're currently reading
1984

>> No.5042237

>relationship status
single
>occupation
uni student
>favourite book
Kafka on the Shore - H Murakami
>book you're currently reading
Invisible Monsters Remix - C Palahniuk

>> No.5042242

>>5042211
The Things They Carried is a great short story

>> No.5042245

In love with a beautiful girl.

I work as a writing tutor at some universities.

It's tough. Maybe Gravity's Rainbow.

Woes of the True Policeman and Aux Portes du Poeme.

>> No.5042257

so do you guys all date lit savvy girls?

my gf doesn't really read she just kind of sleeps a lot

>> No.5042262

Single
Comp Lit/French student, third year
Journey to the End of the Night
The Book of Disquiet and Rimbaud's Complete Works/Selected Letters

>> No.5042273

>>5042257
Loooool.

If literature is one of your primary interests and your significant other doesn't share it with you you're really not setting yourself up for a happy relationship.

This would be true for anything.

My girlfriend reads a lot of the same books as I do and we recommend things to each other all the time.

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5042275

>>5042047
>married
>editor
>Log of the S.S. the Mrs Unguentine
>The Dedalus Book of Literary Suicides

>> No.5042277

>>5042273
>having shit taste in literature

>> No.5042278
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5042278

>>5042047
>relationship status

Playing the field, going awesome

>occupation

HS graduate, prolly gonna try & get a job at local marina for summer then Pellissipi State Community College for physics

>favourite book

Impossible as it depends on mood but the books I've read the most are The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings

>book you're currently reading

Casdandra Clares The Mortal Instrument Series, not advanced or anything but breddy fukin' good

>> No.5042290

>>5042277
>being a single misogynist and not recognizing the root problem

Bitch I read better literature than your highest-paid English professor. fgt

>> No.5042292

>>5042290
So where's your list in the thread?

>> No.5042293

>>5042277
>mfw objectively good b8

>> No.5042296

>>5042292
Take your best shot, I'm pretty much perfect.

>:)

>> No.5042299

>>5042296
Wooops:

c'est moi:
>>5042245

>> No.5042320

>>5042047

>relationship status
Married, pregnant by another man.
>occupation
Navy. Linguist, then deck laborer, now JAG paralegal.
>favourite book
The Street of Crocodiles. The Snow Leopard. Murakami. Beat writers.
>book you're currently reading
Started on Black Lamb and Grey Falcon, trying to into maximalism. Plodding through The Quiet Warrior (biography of Adm. Spruance). Just finished One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich.

>> No.5042325

>>5042273

>If literature is one of your primary interests and your significant other doesn't share it with you you're really not setting yourself up for a happy relationship.
>This would be true for anything.

too much virg bro science going on right here

join us in the real world pls

>> No.5042328

>>5042257
Get her to listen to audiobooks or poetry

>> No.5042333

dating
student
it was the recognitions, now i dont know
no longer human

>> No.5042338

>relationship status
Single. Have never had a GF
>occupation
Bussing tables and running food in a greasy spoon. Getting relatively sick of it.
>favourite book
Honestly, Submarine by Joe Dunthorne. Mysteries of Pittsburgh is up there.
>book you're currently reading
Down and Out in Paris and London. Wonder Boys. The man who quit money. The rules of attraction.

>> No.5042344

>>5042328

but isn't that a little inappropriate?

>sorry babe UR just not patrish enough for a guy like me. listen to these audiobooks of books you do not give a single shit about

>> No.5042345

Single unemployed, fav book is Fahrenheit 451.

Reading Africa Redeemed by Winston Churchill, the book of Isaiah, the wealth of nations, and Walden. Also I occasionally dip into 'How to read a book' by Mortimer J. Adler.

I finished 'Room' by Emma Donoghue not too long ago. It could have ended 150 pages in. Other than that, was pretty good.

>> No.5042349

>>5042320
>>relationship status
>Married, pregnant by another man.

kek

>> No.5042357

>>5042325
I don't know what vig bro means but yo can't be in a healthy relationship with a person who you don't share any major interests with that's real world 101

>> No.5042368

>>5042357

so if she doesn't read lit canon you'll have absolutely nothing in common with her?

>> No.5042370

>>5042349
That's a relationship status on its own, markedly different from "married".

>> No.5042374

>>5042357
It's not like reading is a social activity.

>> No.5042376

>>5042228
>married
ew

>> No.5042378

>>5042368
What are you even talking about

If literature, or biking, or wind-surfing, or sand-castle building is the thing you live your life for, a relationship with somebody who doesn't care about it at all probably isn't going to go very well.

>> No.5042379

>relationship status
in a committed relationship

>occupation

Undergrad philosophy & theology student.

>favourite book
Dostoevksy's The Idiot

>book you're currently reading
Bulgakov's Master and Margarita

>> No.5042382

>>5042047
Level 21 Handholdless Kissless Future Wizard (and proud)
Student, Artist, Service Industry.
Rebirth of Classical Political Rationalism by Leo Strauss
Aristotle's Poltics

>> No.5042385

>>5042378

so you're saying I'm correct

>> No.5042387

>>5042382

artist never counts as employment you silly bag boy

>> No.5042397

>>5042385
No I don't even know what you're saying in the first place

I responded to a comment asking if we dated "lit-savvy" girls because his girlfriend doesn't read at all. I said that his relationship probably wouldn't work out in the long-run if neither party shared a major interest.

In that particular case, it happened to be literature.

I was then told I was a vig bro, that my opinion was not based in reality, and you brought up "lit canon."

Fuck you you're not correct about shit.

>> No.5042398

>Single
>Grocery clerk
>Day of the Locust - Nathanael West
>Flying Leap - Judy Budnitz

>> No.5042403

>single
>online marketing / recent grad
>The Power Broker (Caro)
>A History of the Modern Middle East (Cleveland)

>> No.5042406

>>5042397

>trying this hard to defend being one dimensional

>> No.5042411

>>5042382
>liking Aristotle's polishits
>2014

>> No.5042415

>Single
>Math degree student
>The Picture of Dorian Gray
>Fear and Trembling

>> No.5042417

>>5042406
Literature was the specific example. I've otherwise been using the plural or hedging with phrases like "if neither party shared a major interest" which implies multiple interests.

But look if you're comfortable with being in a long-term relationship with someone who doesn't care about the things you love then power to you I hope the sex is good.

>> No.5042423

>just about to go into a relationship
>student
>norwegian wood
>crime and punishment

>> No.5042430

>>5042417

the sex is certainly good. hope you enjoy your Disney brand idea of romance before it fizzles out

>> No.5042438

>>5042417
Not him, but it's fairly impossible to find another person who shares a vast majority of my major interests.

It's really not that important to find a complete copy of yourself. You have to have something on your own.

>> No.5042442

>>5042430
>caring about similar things
>lol disney fantasy sorry amateur

You're sad.

>> No.5042451

>>5042438
How can it be impossible to find someone who shares a vast majority of your interests?

I think this has more to do with some latent misogyny than it does with what's actually possible.

>> No.5042452 [DELETED] 

>>5042320

>Married, pregnant by another man.

Wow, way to be a cunt.

>> No.5042453
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5042453

>relationship status

Taken but looking

>occupation

freelance journalist

>favourite book

M&D

>book you're currently reading

The Picture of Dorian Gray (intermittently)

I've stopped reading for a while now and I have no idea why

>> No.5042454

>>5042442

>equating being a boring single faceted autistic pompous teenage jerkoff with caring about similar interests
>outing yourself as an amateur

tip top motherfucking lel

>> No.5042460

>>5042451
It's not misogyny at all, seeing as I'm a girl. It's not misandry either.

I just don't think there's an easily findable and datable person out there who is so similar to me. Two or three shared interests is viable - more than that, I think you're chasing a dream.

If you really think you've found it, that's great for you, but don't expect everyone to.

>> No.5042463

>>5042411
What exactly is wrong with Aristotle's Politics?Moreover what is wrong with reading Aristotle's Politics?

>> No.5042466

>>5042454
>single faceted
>similar interests

Your own green-text is self-defeating. I'm talking about pluralized interests. The fact that you're so mad about this only indicates that you're dissatisfied with your current relationship.

I'm trying to tell you there's hope.

>> No.5042468

>>5042387
That's why it's under occupation you stupid fool.

>> No.5042470

>>5042320
>Married, pregnant by another man.
Selfish whore. I hope your husband shoots you and your whore-child and dumps the corpses in your pimp's bed for him to find in the morning, you worthless slut cumdumpster. Better yet, kill yourself and save him the trouble, the lawsuit, and the risk of touching your tainted pussy ever again.

>> No.5042472

>>5042460
What are your elusive, specialized, unique interests that no one else can possibly share

>> No.5042479

>>5042228
My nigga, old man is great and I'm reading bloody meridian.

>> No.5042480

>>5042470
spot the cuck fetish.

>> No.5042481

>>5042463
Like a lot of Aristotle's work, it's structurally schizophrenic as a result of the shoddy textual history. Reading it is a headache and far from pleasant.

It's a good book, don't get me wrong, but there are certainly better Aristotle ones (Ethics, De Anima, and Metaphysics, all more original and influential) and much better books on political philosophy.

>> No.5042483

>>5042466

ah, yes, now that I'm looking back at our conversation, clearly I'm coming off as "mad"

:-)

>> No.5042490

>>5042468

shut up and double bag my almond milk

>> No.5042491

>>5042470
>being this mad

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>>5042483
>boring single faceted autistic pompous teenage jerkoff
>not mad

>> No.5042497

>>5042472
Plenty of people share them in different combinations, but I haven't found anyone who shares more than three or four.

Literature, tea, fountain pens, mycology, board games, homebrewing, firearms, opera and fencing.

I'm content with my set-up - someone who will drink some teas, who will try some brews, who likes to shoot. He doesn't care about my books, pens or opera. Expecting him to, or anyone, to be that similar doesn't seem feasible.

>> No.5042498

>>5042494

if it talks like a duck

>> No.5042508

>>5042470
Oh that won't be an issue, I've placed the baby for adoption with a good family. The genes were just too promising and too aryan to destroy. I gave my husband the option of a strings-free divorce, but he chose to stay since he's a NEET with no purpose in life but to love me and let me use him for BAH pay.

I think he's into it, besides.

>> No.5042509

if >>5042498 and >>5042490 are the same person, i want them to know they are 10/10

>> No.5042519

>>5042508
this post is the TGI Fridays of bait

>> No.5042520

>>5042497
Millions of people who like literature also like opera, tea, and fountain pens. Board games and beer aren't a huge stretch either.

Firearms will probably limit you to Americans, although fencing is a sport practiced by millions of people.

I saw a movie about mushrooms called Now, Voyager at the Tribeca Film Fest a couple of years ago. I'm sure the people there liked a lot of the other things you like too. But I'm sure if you found someone who was interested in a majority of the other things you like they wouldn't be opposed to letting you introduce them to something, the same way you'd be inclined to humor their interests.

>> No.5042523

taken
i work at target right now
juliette (sade)
death sentence (blanchot)

>> No.5042524

>>5042519

seems rather obvious to me

>> No.5042525

>>5042490
almonds don't have titties, dipshit.

>> No.5042527

>>5042509

if you knew which all posts are mine you'd shit

>> No.5042535

>>5042481
I don't read for pleasure.

>> No.5042538
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>>5042047
>T_T
>Cashier, will be in school shortly
>Suttree (Maybe Malte)
>Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge, The Crossing, Doctor Zhivago

>> No.5042541

>relationship status
Single
>occupation
Studying sociology; fast food job
>favourite book
Crime and Punishment
>book you're currently reading
Dead Souls

>> No.5042543

Single.

Busser.

The Master and Margarita.

Death In Venice.

>> No.5042544

>>5042520
Board games and beer are definitely two that go together, as do literature and pens. Tea is iffy, as most people aren't truly into tea as anything more than something they get at Starbucks or know only as black. I acknowledge I do a lot of gatekeeping, but I don't see it as much of a similar interest if someone only drinks infused pieces of fruit vs. single terroir oolong.

I think you're confusing what I said. Yes, there are probably people in the world who share three or four of those interests with me. There might be someone out there wholly into all of those, and I don't discount that. There are not millions of them though.

And yes, you can introduce someone to your other interests, and you can both humor each other's. That doesn't mean the other person is going to develop a passion about that interest and publish in the field. I have someone who will try things I make, occasionally humor me on board games, attend related gatherings on the other things. That's what comes of introducing things - they're not going to be gung-ho or as knowledgeable. That's mutual acceptance of interests within a great and accommodating relationship, not "shared interests."

>> No.5042547

>>5042047
Single
Unemployed
The Sound and the Fury
Ulysses

I retreat into literature to cope with my loneliness. But like Steinbeck said in Of Mice and Men:

"Books ain't no good. A guy needs somebody to be near him. A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. Don't make no difference who the guy is, long's he's with you. I tell ya, I tell ya a guy gets too lonely an' he gets sick"

>> No.5042549

>relationship status
Single
>occupation
Unemployed RN
>favourite book
Ulysses by James Joyce
>book you're currently reading
Under the Volcano

>> No.5042553

>>5042047
>relationship status
Single
>occupation
Lawyer for a large law firm
>favourite book
The Man who was Thursday (2nd place: If on a Winter's Night a Traveller)
>book you're currently reading
In Search of Lost Time vol. 2

>> No.5042557

>>5042242
It's a great quasi collection of short stories. I don't rate many books a 5/5, but The Things they Carried is a 5/5 easy. All of O'Brien's other things were warmups to that book.

>> No.5042559

>>5042242
He might mean the collection, but yes.

>> No.5042560

>>5042524
well, see, i bet you don't love TGI Fridays

>>5042527
oh, my heart

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5042568

>relationship status
taken
>occupation
retail
>favourite book
demian
>book you're currently reading
sick puppy by hiaasen while i decide what book to binge next

>> No.5042570

>relationship status
Over 3 years into a relationship, had our ups and downs. We love each other though and will likely be married in due time (still young)
>occupation
I work several positions in an Irish pub. Also getting an MFA
>favourite book
Very hard to say, maybe Fear and Loathing?
>book you're currently reading
The Stranger

>> No.5042578

>>5042262

The Book of Disquiet changed me.

I can't say that about many books but Pessoa rammed his crazed universe into my own.

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5042586

>relationship status
Playing the field
>occupation
Unemployed
>favourite book
Kafka
>book you're currently reading
Master and Margarita

>> No.5042590

>>5042047
>single and too mentally ill and evil to put human through the pain of even very casual sex relation with me
>might have job at sandwich shop
>i dunno, maybe junkie by william s. burroughs
>re-reading the complete h.p. lovecraft

>> No.5042592

>>5042460
I've been lurking on this thread for a while now and I have to say I share your skepticism about finding a partner with so many shared interests. That being said, I think many people here designate too much importance on shared interests. More than two or three shared interests would be ideal, but they are ostensibly superfluous. Shared values and equal costs/benefits in the relationship are arguably more vital to sustainability. Yes, shared passions are important, but without shared convictions and fair treatment outside of these hobbies or interests, most relationships won't last and at the very least won't see contentment.

>> No.5042593

>>5042570
How can Fear and Loathing be anyone's favorite book

It's just Burroughs-lite

>> No.5042599

>Day of the Locust

I'd love to grab some coffee sometime ;)

>> No.5042606

>>5042498
top lel, you've clearly never read Russell's essay "On Denoting" if you use such arguments as "if it talks like a duck"

>> No.5042608

>>5042593
Idk it's an interesting slice of that lifestyle and time period. Plus nostalgia value, I read it quite some time ago. Honestly for that question, I just picked one I liked. I don't really think I have a favorite book. Also, honestly Burroughs-lite isn't so bad. His shit is pretty crazy.

>> No.5042612

>>5042590
does your name begin with e?

>> No.5042616

>>5042586
I can smell your fedora and body odor through the computer

>> No.5042637

>>5042616
rude.

>> No.5042648

>relationship status
single

>occupation
student

>favourite book
cat's cradle

>book you're currently reading
the fourth book in a song of ice and fire

>> No.5042654

>>5042637
gril

>> No.5042658

Married
College Professor (Biology)
Catch-22
Just finished Blankets (a graphic novel). About to start The Silmarillion, but fairly hesitant about it.

>> No.5042660

>>5042648
pleb

Be thankful though. Your lesser mind means you have more of a chance of finding and connecting with an intellectual equal

>> No.5042664

>in a relationship w/ qt3.14
>student
>the divine comedy
>matter

>> No.5042671

>>5042660
You are my intellectual inferior, nigger. I can see.

>> No.5042684

>Single.
>I want to say student, but i'm doing nothing this year.
>i don't have a favorite, but some of the shit i love: Wonder Boys, Neuromancer, The Duplicate Man.
>Reamde by Stephenson , The Tunnel by Sabato and On Beauty by Eco.

>> No.5042700

>single
>student - graphic design
>crime and punishment
>light in august

>> No.5042713

>Relationship status
Dating a well-to-do Jewish woman.
>Occupation
Full-time student. One semester left until graduation.
>Favorite book.
I like Chamoiseau's "Texaco" a lot. I don't know if it's my all-time favorite novel, though.
>Book you're currently reading.
Making my way through Pynchon's "The Crying of Lot 49" with haste. It's been a good read so far.

>> No.5042720

>>5042047
>relationship status
>tfw no bf

>occupation
Grad student; also part time at the library

>favourite book
Sanshiro (Natsume Soseki)

>book you're currently reading
Clouds Above the Hill (Shiba Ryotaro)

>> No.5042721

>engaged
>aerospace maintenance
>starship troopers
>birthright: the book of man.

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>single, a few dates lined up
>student, looking for grad program in Information Systems before I graduate
>Confederacy of Dunces
>The Pale King

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>>5042560

;)

it's just me and you here

>> No.5042748

>>5042047
>Widowed
>Forklift operator for the Port Authority
>Julian - Gore Vidal
>The Second Sex - Simone de Beauvoir

>> No.5042751

>>5042606

you've never developed intellectually if you consider me literally shitting on you an argument

>> No.5042763

>>5042417
It is very possible (in fact is is the default setting for most successful relationships) to have disparate interests but compatible personalities.

Excited to live off-campus next year?

>> No.5042774

>>5042470
>>5042508
if earnest, you're both terrible humans

>> No.5042783

>have girlfriend
>jr network admin
>Cloud Atlas
>11/23/63 (really good stephen king book)

>> No.5042785

taken 3 months
food administration at a casino
catch 22
infinite jest

>> No.5042791

>>5042785
Is 'food administrator' code for 'person who hands me my plate'?

>> No.5042793

>>5042791
nah it's a data entry position having to do with the food inventory of about 4 or 5 restaurants in the casino. i handle all the invoices and shit too. i did, however, bus tables prior to this job.

>> No.5042804

>single
>paralegal
>The World According to Garp
>A Moveable Feast / Dubliners

>> No.5042805

>>5042774
How am I a terrible human? I love my husband and provide for him completely. We adore each other and plan on having children of our own after some (obviously needed) growing. I have given a wonderful family an opportunity to parent a healthy child that would have been raised by a single mother otherwise. I have given a child, a baby that was destined for a bright future and would have been a shame to murder for my own reputation, a pampered childhood with a wealthy, educated family, and the promise of private school and ultimate success.

I'm a pretty high-functioning human, actually. Would it have been better to slaughter the kid and lie to my husband about ever having gotten pregnant? Would it have been better to not inform him I was carrying another man's child? Maybe I should have left my husband and become a single mother? Give me a better option, anon.

>> No.5042808

>>5042047

>>relationship status
One-year relationship, as of tomorrow
>>occupation
Student
>>favorite book
Mason & Dixon
>>book you're currently reading
Still Life with Woodpecker

>> No.5042810

>>5042047
>Single
>Student
>Kafka On the Shore
>The Sun Also Rises

>> No.5042817

>>5042805
Abortion is always an option if you're not constrained by bleeding heart sentimentality. Your husband will never love your kid once he starts to suspect it isn't his. So much for that bright future.

The better option is to not have gotten pregnant by a bagel-dick that wasn't your husband. Seriously, what a shitty shitty thing to do. I'm infuriated for your husband.

>> No.5042820
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5042820

Single
Copywriter
Waiting for Godot
Monty Python and Philosophy

>> No.5042823

>>5042817

>I'm infuriated

are you seriously this gullible this is even more obvious than the shit you'd see on /b/

>> No.5042827

>>5042823
>I'm a pretty high functioning human, actually

lol
the clues

>> No.5042830

>>5042047

>relationship status
Single
>occupation
Unemployed
>favourite book
Blood Meridian
>book you're currently reading
Moby Dick

>> No.5042831

>>5042748

Wow

>> No.5042837

>>5042453
>>book you're currently reading
>The Picture of Dorian Gray (intermittently)
>I've stopped reading for a while now and I have no idea why

I did too. It's boring.

>> No.5042846

>Relationship
Trying...
>Occupation
None to speak of
>Favourite book
Difficult to say, might have to go with Ubik.
>Currently Reading
Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch and IQ84 books.

>> No.5042855

>>5042817
We were separated due to my hedonism and his psychosis, planning on divorcing, and were both seeing other people; he's not an innocent man by any means. I like how you identify with him, though. Do you feel as if women persecute and betray you intentionally?

I did mention I'm placing the child for adoption, and that my husband was made completely and totally aware the baby was not his before we got back together. Reading comp, anon, try harder.

Abortion is only a real option for poor minorities and women who will be giving birth to mongoloid babies destined to be leeches to society. My genes are impeccable and this baby is perfectly healthy, and will bring a lot of joy to the family I have chosen to raise it.

>> No.5042857

>>5042047
>relationship status
Single, but helplessly lost in adoration for a girl who doesn't care one bit for me
>occupation
Studying computer engineering
>favorite book
The Idiot
>book you're currently reading
The Day Lasts More Than a Hundred Years

>> No.5042862

>relationship status
I have a girlfriend
>occupation
I'll be a college freshman soon
>favorite book
Miss Lonelyhearts
>book you're currently reading
The Brothers Karamazov

>> No.5042863

>>5042855
>My genes are impeccable
I so wanted to believe this was real but you've overdone it and the fantasy is gone.

>> No.5042877

>>5042855
what color is your fedora

>> No.5042887

>single
>meat packer at a slaughterhouse
>Abosalom, Abosalom!
>the republic\ Malcom x auto bio

>> No.5042889

>single
>Infantryman, US Army
>Catch-22
>Knight's Cross: A Biography of Field Marshall Erwin Rommel

>> No.5042892

>tfwnogf
>engineering student, tryna get out of there
>Les MIserables
>Perfume

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5042896

>>5042863
I was using "impeccable" as a hyperbole. The situation is entirely real, though. I love being very dry and straightforward about it, though, because the more honest I am, the more it sounds like a huge fucking joke. It's really therapeutic.

>> No.5042902

>>5042889
Infantry, on /lit/? Bergdahl pls stop

>> No.5042903

>>5042896
wo

>> No.5042905

>>5042047
>relationship status
Ménage à trois
>occupation
free-lance sperm donor
>favourite book
Catch-22
>book you're currently reading
children of dust

>> No.5042912

>>5042896
Post your genes.

>> No.5042913

>relationship status
single, virgin, 19 years old
>occupation
student of Law
>favourite book
It's a tie between Candide, ou l'Optimisme and L'Âge de raison
>book you're currently reading
Der Fall Maurizius

>> No.5042919

>>5042912
They're still cooking, I'm not due for a few weeks yet.

>> No.5042924

>>5042919
well you'd only need to show half of that

>> No.5042939

>>5042896
That's hilarious. Your child is an abomination of morality and you are a monster. I hope at least the fuck that made him was good.

>> No.5042943

>>5042896

I'd like to point out, since apparently half of the people here are ultra gullible, that just because anon provided proof of being pregnant, that doesn't mean you're not getting trolled

>> No.5042964

>>5042943
who cares if it is a troll, it is at least entertaining

>> No.5042967

>forever alone, haven't dated in 4 years
>student
>Don Quixote
>A Game of Thrones, I'm very late

>> No.5042969

>>5042939
Mm, no, "abomination of morality" is pretty flowery language for something as simple as a kid being born out of wedlock. Anon, if you truly think that makes the baby an "abomination" then you are incredibly sheltered or just very, very young. The fuck was so-so.

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5042971

>>5042964
>no let's keep talking about Game of Thrones lit

>> No.5042972

>>5042964

entertaining in what sense? I bet you watch television

>> No.5042975

imagine if your wife had a child out of wedlock and you happened to have psychosis and happened to be suicidal and that happened to be the last straw

imagine how powerful your suicide could be if you were in anons husbands situation. her guilt would be crushing. it would be irresistible

>> No.5042976

>>5042972
I bet you use the internet

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5042977

>>5042971

>lets hang around in a thread about something we hate!

>> No.5042980

>>5042975
It would probably piss me off into not killing myself but rather smackin up my bitch ass wife and teachin her the place of a ho

>> No.5042984

>relationship status
Single.

>occupation
Student. lol I know.

>favorite book
Too many to choose from, and too many I haven't read yet.

>currently reading
Siddhartha.

>> No.5042985

>>5042855
>>5042805
I don't get it. Do you love your husband and you're staying with him or are you two divorcing. You're saying two different things here.

Or do you plan on getting back together afterwards? What?

>> No.5042987

>>5042976

>he watches television in 2014
>doesn't even have the dignity to deny it

>> No.5042988

>>5042273

>implying shared passionate interest is a necessary condition instead of a sufficient or contributing for a happy relationship
>implying shared values aren't much more necessary, and often sufficient.

Do all your friends share passion for literature with you? What's true of friendship is true of love, too, except for the amount of flaws you tolerate, and sexual attraction.

>> No.5042995

>>5042273
>>5042988

I tried to tell him I'm right and he's wrong but you can see where that went

>> No.5042998

>relationship status
been dating for 18 months.
>occupation
unemployed
>favourite book
Lonelyaches by Ellison
>book you're currently reading
my latin textbooks from highschool.

>> No.5043002

>Single and still sad as fuck
>Make Salads at a Steakhouse
>Lord of the Rings
>None because sad.

>> No.5043005

>>5042987
that wasn't me and I haven't read any of the shit they posted but you thought you were clever saying "butt guise you are getting troled lel"

And i said, even if they are it is entertaining.

you are not as intelligent as you think

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5043009

>>5042975
My husband stays at home, makes music, plays video games, and takes advantage of the free college military spouses get. He's much happier with me than without me. I'm the breadwinner of the house, have provided for him and essentially have been the "man" for half a decade now. We just needed to be away from each other for awhile, and oops.

Suicide is so boring (pic related). Murder would be more powerful. What *I* would have considered is killing me in my sleep, or poisoning my food to kill the baby...but nothing. The guy loves me or is terrified of me, I don't know what to say.

>> No.5043018

>>5043009
The way you've presented yourself in this thread does give me the impression that you're kinda crazy tbqh

>> No.5043019

>>5042985
Sorry anon. We were separated with serious plans to divorce, I was inseminated, broke it off with beau (who is now serving 20 to life), told husband I was pregnant, he asked for me to take him back and I agreed. He drove out from our homestate a few months later to the coast where I am stationed.

>> No.5043022

>>5043019
yeah you are cray

not for cheating, shit happens, but everything you say about your life gives the impression of being a crazy person with an impossible amount of self-inflicted drama in her life

>> No.5043025

>>5043009

would the guilt not absolutely wreck your life?

your boyfriend is a pussy but if it was me (and i don't have anything to live for anyway) it'd be worth making you live with the reality of what you've done, rather than letting you sweep it under the rug after the adoption

>> No.5043034

>>5043018
Not that biology is ever an excuse for mentality (no matter what /pol/ says), but I am very pregnant right now and full of hormones. You'd think a lot of women were psycho if they were all honest about their pregnancies...I work with a girl who has twins, each foetus with a different biological father. I had never fucking heard of that, but apparently it happens.

>> No.5043039

>>5043034
Yeah that's fair enough I suppose.

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5043040

>>5043034
>each foetus with a different biological father

>> No.5043042

>>5043034
Proof the military is full of crazies.

>> No.5043043

>>5042896
:D
Is this Arrow or Patricia(n)?

>> No.5043044

>>5043034

>cum guzzling whores

>> No.5043050

>>5043025
Guilt over him killing himself, wrecking my life? No. He'd be stupid to kill himself when he's the one who asked me to take him back. He's medicated and very happy these days, so suicide isn't really on the plate.

>>5043022
What's really fucked up is that before that separation, I had a totally bland, scot-free life without even trying. First woman in my family to enlist and the first woman, and one of the only people in my family, to complete a degree, I married the man who took my virginity and was stupidly, effortlessly loyal for years, even forgave my husband for cheating on me for the sake of our relationship. Really, nobody I work with knows about my situation. They just assume the baby is my husband's and we go around keeping up the act together. He thinks it's funny. It's almost like everyone else are really being cuckolded, not him.

>> No.5043053

>>5043042
Seriously, don't ever fucking join. I work at a legal office and if you think this shit is high weirdness, you'd cry to know what some of the people being heralded as "heroes" are up to in their off time.

>> No.5043071

>>5043053
Military is full of people who have no aspirations and are low-hedonists looking to fuck, shoot guns, play video games, etc, people who have been damaged by war, people who come from crazy jingoistic religious backgrounds, or bitter semi-normal stupid poor people who got fucked by recruiters. It's the dregs of society.

>> No.5043079

>>5043053

Nobody heralds you glorified welfare cunts as "heroes". Get over yourself

>> No.5043091

>>5043050
It's best for my mental health if I convince myself that this thread is cuckold-borderline elit.

>> No.5043096

>>5042047
>Daily eloped; madly in love.
>Student.
>The Rum Diary.
>On the Road, The Shining.

>> No.5043107

>>5043005

>you are not as intelligent as you think

U FUKKEN WOt MATE NAVY SEALS ETC

also let me assure you that I am even more intelligent than I believe I am

>> No.5043117

>>5043079

Reading comprehension is hard, huh?

>> No.5043120

>>5042969
It's not just that he's out of wedlock, it's that you're tricking your cuckold hubbo into raising another man's bastard. He's gonna spend hard-earned cash, love, and energy into perpetuating genes that aren't even his, just those of his hyperslut turbocunt heifer of a wife and her mediocre fuck of a cuckee

>> No.5043125

>>5043107
is that you, girl from the poetry threads who reads poems?

>> No.5043130

>>5042047
>>relationship status
bdsm relationship with a mistress, and kinky play from time to time other dommes
>>occupation
software engineer
>>favourite book
fuck you
>>book you're currently reading
hunger

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5043145

>>5042273
I love literature, always have. It's a big part of my life, probably the single most dalient thing to me. My wife does not. She reads the occasional Danielle Steele novel.
We have been happily married 12 years. She's my best friend.

>> No.5043154

>>5043145
>dalient
just stop

>> No.5043160

>>5043125

no actually i'm boy who cries for no reason and recites yung lean songs acapella at open mics

>> No.5043189
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5043189

>>5043154
Are you actually this autistic/OCD? Do typos really bother you that much?

>> No.5043192

>>5043189
oh it was a typo? i thought it was some pretentious word

>> No.5043200
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5043200

>>5043192
No, I'm typing on a phone and I'm not very good at it. The keyboard is too small.

>> No.5043208

>>5043145
Is that your family in the picture?

>> No.5043209

>>5043208
Yes

>> No.5043211

>>5043192
>pretentious word

You just outed yourself as a retard.

>> No.5043213

>>5043200
What are you using that turns Captchas into that?

>> No.5043215

>>5043209
Wow that's a really nice picture - how it captures the traditional image of a family - strong father, feminine wife and 2 little kids (even boy & girl). Pretty cool, congrats :3

Is your wife asian?

>> No.5043218

>>5043211
why's that son?

>> No.5043221

>>5043215
No lel, she's Anglo Canadian, but she is really petite and dark brunette like an Asian.

>> No.5043226

>>5043213
Turns them into what?
The app I'm using is called 4chanu it's available for Android in the playstore. It's the best mibile app out there for 4chan.

>> No.5043231

>>5043226
i think he means black background

>> No.5043232

Don't ever respond to threads like this you fucks. Not truthfully, anyway.

>> No.5043235

>Single
>Student
>Favorite is Catch 22
>Currently reading A Confederacy of Dunces

>> No.5043236

>>5043232
why tinhat bro?

>> No.5043237

Single
Gravedigger
A Farewell to Arms
The World of Yesterday

>> No.5043239
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5043239

>Single
>About to enroll in university once again to study biology
>The Name of the Rose
>A Clash Of Kings

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5043245

>>5043226
The mobile website is pretty nice to use, have you tried it?

>> No.5043246
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5043246

>>5043231
I can change it between light and dark in the options menu. I usually keep it on dark to help save battery. The Samsung Galaxies have unbelievably short battery life, it's crazy

>> No.5043247

>Single
>Studying CS in a university next year
>Too many
>Saul Kripke's Philosophical Troubles/Naming and Necessity next, Descartes' Discourse on the Method, Schopenhauer's World as Will and Idea, Naming, re-reading Critique of Pure Reason (Finnish translation)

>> No.5043248

>>5043247
How about you read your SICP faggot

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5043250

Wow, /lit/ manages to prosper in their relations and their works. So long the time when 4chan was full of socially rejected nerds.

I'm single. I'm not dating anyone.
I'm studying European legislation.
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel
Ethics by Aristotle.

>> No.5043251

>>5043245
The only one I've used is 4chanu, I think it's the only one that gives you country flages and their names on /int/.

>> No.5043252

>>5043218
You've used 'pretentious' in the way that only the worst retards use it, to mean "I don't understand it, and I can't be bothered to try, and I hate you for making me feel there's things I don't know and lazy for not wanting to find the answer."

Avoid using that word from now on, chief.

>> No.5043253

>>5043248
This one
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structure_and_Interpretation_of_Computer_Programs ?
Might do that, sounds interesting enough.

>> No.5043256

>>5042320
>pregnant by another man.
>another man.
>a man.

A

>> No.5043258

>>5043252
oh no i didn't but nice try kid

>> No.5043261

>>5043253
Wow you don't even browse /g/'s /dpt/ (daily programming thread)

have fun being the mediocre exam babby who's happy when he gets a web dev internship

>> No.5043266

>>5043258
oh no but you so very much did, scout.

>> No.5043268

>>5043261
I don't understand what you're getting at here, but ok.

>> No.5043269

>>5043266
k tard

>> No.5043270

>>5043251
I might just try that

>> No.5043273

>>5043269
aight, gay-eater

>> No.5043275

>>5043273
ayy lmao

>> No.5043345

>>5042535
If knowledge artfully expressed doesn't give you pleasure, you're doing it wrong.

>> No.5043383

>>5042047
Single
Student
Foucault's Pendulum
One Hundred Years of Solitude

>> No.5043403

>relationship status
dating a pleb
>occupation
Student
>favourite book
Lunar Park or Slaughterhouse Five
>book you're currently reading
Oblomov

>> No.5043595

>relationship status
Depressed and perverted; single. Possibly for the long term
>occupation
Student
>favourite book
I don't know. Possibly Wuthering Heights, possibly The Man Who Was Thursday
>book you're currently reading
Sorrows of Young Werther

>> No.5043605
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5043605

>relationship status
Jacking it
>occupation
Just graduated, starting to look for a job next month
>favourite book
Simon Reynolds RIP IT UP AND START AGAIN
>book you're currently reading
Morton Feldman GIVE MY REGARDS TO 8TH STREET

>> No.5043694

>>5042047
>relationship status
Hopelessly in love with the most beautiful and noble woman in the world
>occupation
knight errant
> favorite book
Amadis of Gaul
>book you're currently reading
I prefer the way of arms to that of letters

>> No.5043705

>>5043694
GUYS COME QUICK I THINK I FOUND A FEDORA

>> No.5043709

Single.
NEET.
Gravity's Rainbow
Fear and TRembling.

>> No.5043723

>>5043705

>not recognizing his reference

Stay pleb!

>> No.5043730

>>5043723
i dont read euphoric books m8

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5043746

>>5043730
>implying the greatest book of all time is euphoric

I'm glad you are so pleb you are not even worthy of having heard about it.

>> No.5043753

>>5043746
oh my sides
no thanks
keep it next to moby dick and to the emperor's clothes

>> No.5043759

>>5043730

Damn son, why are you on /lit/?
Not only do you like to apply the dumbest strawman argument ever concieved (that of the fedora), you don't even know Don Quichote.

Just go to /b/ or something because you are just too fucking pleb

>> No.5043767

>>5043759
boom shots fired you killed me anon got told like no other shame on me i'll go clean my room and sit in a corner

>> No.5043794

>dating, wishing I was single
>web portal admin/editor
>The Short-Timers
>Dead Know no Pain by Bykaw

>> No.5043796

>>5042047
>Never had one
>Student
>None
>None, planning to read "Identity and Lifecycle"

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5043800

>>5043403
>dating a pleb
>favorite "book" is Slaughterhouse Five

>> No.5043807
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5043807

>moved in 2 years ago
>civil servant
>heart of darkness
>just started Gravity's Rainbow today

>> No.5043816

Dont know where to put my dick in, YO!
Lazy Fresh Actor with no real job.
Death and the Dervish (but actually not sure)
Dante, Proust, Petőfi... Invisible cities will be next

>> No.5043823

>marrying a kantreader (she thinks it's right too)
>reading
>the house at pooh corner
>turn of the screw

>> No.5043824
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5043824

>>5043694
Are you accepting applications for a squire brave knight? Unlike Pancho I am Anglo so I have Protestant work ethic and require no siesta.

>> No.5043827

>relationship status
Long term relationship, popping the question soon
>occupation
Grill cook/"struggling artist"
>fav book
Murakami - Norwegian Wood
> Stephen king - Doctor Sleep

>> No.5043830
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5043830

>Dating, I'll be single again in a couple of months
>Student
>Old Man and The Sea
>Fahrenheit 451

>> No.5043832

>>5043827
GUYS FOUND THE NORMALFAGS EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT

>> No.5043833

>>5043800
>not highlighting lunar park.
At least s5 can pretend its good

>> No.5043840

>>5043832
>tfw use to be one of you guys
>tfw the last "lit" book i read was Bolano's 2666 back when it was released in English

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5043843

>>5043824
>Protestant work ethic
No thanks.

>> No.5043847

>Single
>NEET
>No Longer Human
>Stoner

>> No.5043848

>>5043840
dont worry mate, you've never been one of us

>> No.5043855

>>5043843

not cool

>> No.5043863
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5043863

>don't like to put labels on these things, but currently fucking this cute, 17 year old borderline broad
>NEET, occasionally sell drugs
>don't know
>the happiness trap

>> No.5043864

>>5043843
neet detected

>> No.5043886

>>5042047
>relationship status
Single, had sex around a month ago
>occupation
Business Analyst
>favourite book
http://www.amazon.com/Franz-Kafka-The-Complete-Stories/dp/0805210555

>book you're currently reading

http://www.amazon.com/India-After-Gandhi-History-Democracy/dp/0060958588/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1403453650&sr=1-1&keywords=india+after+gandhi+ramachandra+guha

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5043902

>relationship status
Alone but somewhat in a weird relantionship
>occupation
student
>favourite book
Memórias Póstumas de Brás Cubas or The Posthumous Memoirs of Bras Cubas in english
>book you're currently reading
Karamazov brothers

>> No.5043928

In a relationship (8 months)

Student, and I do comedy and IT on the side.

My favorite book is "Why does the World Exist?" By Jim Holt.

I'm currently reading "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" and "Radiohead and Philosophy"

>> No.5043943

>single
>community health worker
>9 Stories
>Cien años de Soledad and Under the Volcano.

>> No.5043946

>relationship status
19 yo virgin
>occupation
university student (philosophy major)
>favourite book
Lolita
>book you're currently reading
The Art of Happiness by Arty Schopenhauer

>> No.5043976

>>5042229
How's life as a cliche?

>> No.5043994

>>5042047
>single
>student - graphic design
>crime and punishment
>light in august

>> No.5044047
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5044047

>relationship status
on/off with same girl for 1.5yrs
>occuptation
business development / corporate strategy in big tech
>favourite book
Infinite Jest, 2666 or A Confederacy of Dunces

>book you're currently reading
What We Talk About When We Talk About Love

I want to die.

>> No.5044077

> single
> programmer
> impossible to say but... The Rope Dancer
> Revolution In The Head

>> No.5044088

>in a relationship 2+ years
>MSW student
>Things Fall Apart
>Inside Out and Outside In by Joan Berzoff

>> No.5044090

>>5044088
>Things Fall Apart

Look, it's a nigger!

>> No.5044092
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5044092

Single
BA Student
The Sorrows of Young Werther
The Idiot

>> No.5044093

>single
>student
>life and opinions of tristram shandy
>broom of the system

>> No.5044095

>>5044077

what kind of book is the rope dancer? it has a good name.

>> No.5044097

>>5042713
Haste makes W.A.S.T.E.

>> No.5044101

>>5043855
"protestant work ethic" is the greatest myth of our time.

>> No.5044110

>>5044101
>our time

>> No.5044119

>>5044110
of ever?

>> No.5044125

>>5042837
Too short to be boring.

>> No.5044127

>>5044119

read weber

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>>5043976
It's nice, actually.

>> No.5044143

Living with boyfriend
Retail slave
1x1, or Christ Stopped at Eboli
Life, a User's Manual

>> No.5044145

>all these single losers
my sides

>> No.5044173

>>5044127
live in northern ireland

>> No.5044176

>>5044145
>all the lonely people
>where do they all come from?

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5044194

>relationship status
Living with Girlfriend, almost a year together
>occupation
Student/making Sandwich & scooping ice cream
>favourite book
A Scanner Darkly
>book you're currently reading
One Hundred Years of Soltitude

>> No.5044205

>>5044143
Envious that you're reading Perec—does the fun last throughout? I just bought it myself and flipping through it, I was pretty excited to read it!

>> No.5044208

>>5044173

>listen to catholics

>> No.5044211

>heartbroken ;_;
>flâneur / trust fund babby
>where i'm calling from - raymond carver
>and the ass saw the angel - nick cave

>> No.5044214

>>5044145
I can be single and still be fucking your girlfriend

>> No.5044224

>>5044131
this is the most pathetic thing I've read. (pathetic as in feels-inducing)

you must be a good person

>> No.5044231

>>5043824
LOL, this is some funny shit

>> No.5044235

>relationship
living with a bf

>occupation
i work on automation of industrial processes

>favorite book
clarice lispector - passion according to g.h.

>book you're currently reading
christian metz - film language: a semiotics of the cinema
kosuke mizuno and pasuk phongpaichit - populism in asia

>> No.5044241

>>5042047
>>relationship status
Recently broke up girlfriend, we were together for about six months.
>>occupation
Student
>>favourite book
American Psycho
>>book you're currently reading
Catch 22

>> No.5044248

>>5043759
>fedora dumbest strawman ever conceived
>go back to /b/

Euphoria detected

>> No.5044295

>>5043042
yep. well, maybe not full but pretty damn close to the tipping point. i have heard many stories similar to anon's situation. a fellow friend's little sister is currently in this kind of situation. a slew of insanity, selfishness, vulnerability, psychosis, stubbornness, and vanity from both parties.

>> No.5044332

>>5043251
Krautchan /int gives you flags as well.

>> No.5044355

>>5042278
I have never seen anyone else from Knoxville on here. I will be stating my last year at UT this fall. Hell yeah man.

>> No.5044382

>>5044125

It's boring. Oscar Wilde is funny though.

>> No.5044401

>>5044382
Keep your mouth shut pleb

>> No.5044434

>relationship status
Single
>occupation
College student, but I work part-time at a local newspaper
>favourite book
Rayuela-Julio Cortázar
>book you're currently reading
Period by Dennis Cooper

>> No.5044462

>>5044355
I was trolling with that post. It's a joke. Nobody likes Cassandra Clare, she just writes fan fic. Also, nobody goes to a Community College for a degree in physics. I am from Knoxville though. What do you take at UT?

>> No.5044467

>>5044462
>Also, nobody goes to a Community College for a degree in physics.
plenty of people go to community college for all sorts of shit and then transfer out

>> No.5044494

>protestant work ethic
Not even once

>> No.5044497

>>5044095
I read it because it contains a fictional portrait of James Jesus Angleton, the longtime head of counter intelligence at the CIA (a very interesting guy), written by Victor Marchetti, once a CIA deputy director or something. The title comes from Thus Spoke Zarathustra. It's premise is that the director of the CIA was working for the Soviets, something Marchetti believed.
Another good book is Orchids for Mother. Same premise, different CIA Director.

>> No.5045141

>>5044467
Then they're going for cheap core classes, not physics degrees

>> No.5045183

>relationship status
Single
>occupation
Student
>favorite book
A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
>book you're currently reading
The Republic by Plato

>> No.5045257

>>5044497
Both sound like they're complete shit

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>>5042273

>> No.5045817

>>5043863
>Kill Self
Umbrella was good though
anyone? anyone??

>> No.5045855

>>5043145
I would fuck your wife while you're out at the gym. Then I would write a short story about it that gets me praised out the ass and that's how you'd find out about it. I wouldn't even change the names.