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5034255 No.5034255[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do I become le most interesting man in the world?

>> No.5034287

>>5034255
The first step is to go outside and do something.

>> No.5034296

>>5034287
But what?

>> No.5034297

>>5034255
drink heineken

>> No.5034303

If he's the most interesting man in the world, why does it look like he can't afford a shower?

>> No.5034308

>>5034303
Well that got you interested.

>> No.5034314

How long do you want to be interesting for?

>> No.5034319

>>5034303
He's too busy doing interesting things to take a shower

>> No.5034330

>>5034314
Until they pay me to star in beer commercials.

>> No.5034343

>>5034287
Not really, not necessarily.
It's perfectly possible to be the most interesting person in the world while never going out and doing nothing.

>> No.5034348

>>5034343
How?

>> No.5034356

>>5034348
The genius the one most like himself.

>> No.5034362

>>5034255
Keep using memes. Be sure to use them often irl as well.

>> No.5034372

>>5034362
Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NwAlfH332iw

>> No.5034410

>>5034255
Read good books and remember odd little things about them you can spring in dinner conversations.

Become a famous quotes guy and spout them off like you were Beast from XMEN.

Memorize a single poem which you can spring on your eventual girlfriend.

Then you have interesting things to say. If there is anything you don't have a book reference for just be VERY opinionated, like about Obama's next nominee for Supreme Court or whatever, just be like I LIKE X! And stick to your guns.

Travel with your spare money and learn 1% of each language, just by being able to say some obscure words people will think you're smooth.

Work out and wear cool clothes and have some object you usually wear everywhere.

Whenever a drunken guy asks you to do something, agree with it within reason.

Spend every night out.

Look everyone in the eye, be open and let them speak to you, even if they are boring you can flamboyantly tell them to shut up and people will be shocked at your disrespect but also think of you as interesting.

Thats my serious attempt at this thread.

>> No.5035043

>>5034410
Well it all sounds really shallow and boring when you write it out like that.

>> No.5035053

It really just involves being smart, good-looking, talented, and wealthy. I look to Peter Matthiessen for inspiration.