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501507 No.501507 [Reply] [Original]

3 different girls of the /lit/ persuasion suggested the following books for me to read...

i dont care what they think about me, i wana know which girl should i drill hard till she gushes !

>> No.501514

/lit/ is not "3 different girls".
Enjoy your hand.

>> No.501513
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501513

>girls of the /lit/

>> No.501515

VALIS, drill VALIS

>> No.501523

>>501514
i enjoy my hand, as do others.
>>501513
oh femanons read, but these girls do not into chan, as far as i know.

>> No.501527

>>501515
this girl is an exchristFag.

>> No.501529

Fuck the Aldiss girl. I bet she's a bit sexually frustrated.

>> No.501532

None of them, apparently. Vonnegut girl as a last resort.

>> No.501537

>>501529
redhead pot smoking poor chick, very thin, it would be like fucking a wicker chair wrapped in bubble wrap, as in i am afraid i would break her

>> No.501539

>>501515
Agreed, Valis

>> No.501541

>>501532
this girl is a bit 'soft and fluffy' not land whale, also i think she is damaged goods, reminds me of my ex.

>> No.501545

>>501539
according to popular opinion i should read this girls book first.
and bust her junk right up, smash it against the wall no mercy style.

>> No.501557

Read all three fuck all three?

>> No.501565

a different girl i did not mention suggested
hunter s thomsons Rum Diaries and / or carlos castaneda The Teachings of Don Jaun.
i did not include her because she is married.

>> No.501568

porn is WAY better...

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501572

>>501537

Sounds like a skinny little bliss ninny. I bet she's strong.

Hey, as long as you get laid...

PS posted to Facebook

>> No.501573

>>501557
long term goal.
unless one of them surprises me and i actually become infatuated.
>>501568
porn is pathetic and for losers, winners get laid.
masturbation rapes the ego, it kills the self esteem.

>> No.501579

VALIS.

>> No.501584

>>501572
strong in character and self actualization.
sexually frustrated maybe out of intimidation and her hermit disposition

>> No.501586

Did it take you half the night to think of that?

>> No.501592

>>501586
?
miss or premature

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501599

>>501586
i know your talking about my remark about porn
search your heart, you know this to be true.

>> No.501690

>>501586
>all night
actual time post 2min
>"baby i am goin to make love to you all night long"
2 minutes

now i see why you resort to porn.
this did take some time for me to think about, you can thank me latter, please4 take your time as well.

>> No.501727

Vonnegut: poser, would put out. DTF. Don't do it though because you're an elitist fuck.
Aldiss: Nerd
Valis: fuck her

This is a good idea for a thread, we should have this happen more often.

>> No.501730

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Oq5xx7_EA

>> No.501750

>>501727
Valis then.
thank you fellow /lit/izen.

>> No.501766

>>501727
>Aldiss: Attractive Nerd
>Valis, third rate shit-on-a-stick asswipe

fixed it for you

>> No.501786

>>501766
one good joke
(i had an arguement with a tanning salon, i said don't take that tone with me)
>>501766
well i have never into redhead before.

>> No.501798

>i dont care what they think about me,

I fail to comprehend your perceived point when you believe they will put out because they told you to read a book.
That being said, they're probably all posers. But then again you don't seem to care so why are you even here besides to gloat about the poor syphilitic young women you coerce into bed with you wherein you will prod into their voluminous, vacuous wombs?

>> No.501811

>>501798
such pretty structure and choice of words
forget those girls i wana fuck you

>> No.501814

>>501798
>I fail to comprehend your perceived point
so ?
i do not teach monkeys to think in my spare time, but your infuriation is pretty to read.

>> No.501816

>>501811
Such namefaginess and disregard
for punctuation. I'd buy you a seafood dinner and have your ass hurting in the morn'.

>> No.501823

>>501814
We're all monkeys. We just aged a little.
I guess in your country getting someone to read a book is the same as...presenting.

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501827

>>501816
i believe the right and proper thing to do is to flip a quarter to see who is top and who is bottom for the first round.
then a pleasant break is in order, perhaps a shower.
then the roles are reversed.

>> No.501834

>>501823
literacy should be a requirement for any sort of sexual activity, what the hell goes on in your country.

>> No.501851

>>501827
While I agree it's a fair system, things in my ass is a deal breaker. Sorry.
>>501834
We all puff out our crests when the season comes around. And what, no sex with dyslexics now?

>> No.501860

>>501851
the formal debate is still open and there has been no official statement as to the handling of dyslexics
> things in my ass is a deal breaker
down the hatch !
^_^

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501892

At any rate.
cheers, smiles and blessingz.
i am goin to sleep.
night /lit/izens.

>> No.502386

bump

>> No.502489

the Valis girl, cuz she loves the Dick

>> No.503188

Definitely the Breakfast of Champions girl, I'll bet she's really kinky. I'm not just being random when I say that.

>> No.503200

VONNEGUT DO IT

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503249

>Tripfag talking about GURLS

>> No.503885

>>501573
I have no self esteem.

brb