/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.4997657]

/lit/ femenon thread, cus fuck da mods for interferring with the will of /lit/

[Anonymous No.4997660]

i'd form a union with that egoist, if u kno wat i mean

[Anonymous No.4997662]

>>4997657
>will of the horny lonely nerds on /lit/

[Anonymous No.4997665]

>>4997662
Your jellyness does not negate our horniness.

[Anonymous No.4997666]

OP go hang your autistic self. If you are this lonely and pathetic just end it. No one will ever love you, it will never get better.

[Anonymous No.4997675]

I pretend to be a girl on the internet sometimes

[Anonymous No.4997676]

tits are the will of /lit/

[Anonymous No.4997677]

>>4997665
>xDDDD can't use the 20 porn boards cuz I'm 14 LEL

Why try to make a board worse? What the fuck is honestly wrong with you? Like 80% of 4chan is porn and retardation. I sincerely hope you die in pain, soon.

[Anonymous No.4997689]

>>4997677
This

Without the dying in pain bit, though. Can't wish that on anybody.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4997691]

>>4997660
Not her. What is the book though?

>>4997650
>More attractive than Grace. Yes, enjoy the ego boost. Like you need it.

Grace has much on me, and these, not opinion determined, though she's quite pretty in my view.

[Anonymous No.4997694]

lol woah! hahahahah there are way more jelly srs femenons on /lit/ than I thought!

bahahahahah

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4997696]

>>4997665
This isn't even the woman in the OP

[Anonymous No.4997701]

>>4997694

is that fisher library at usyd?

[Anonymous No.4997702]

Any girls in NYC down to fuck? Condoms and wine and dine included of course.

[Anonymous No.4997705]

>>4997691
them eyebrows tho

[Anonymous No.4997706]

>>4997702
>condoms

lelmao

[Anonymous No.4997707]

>>4997696
I think it is. Look at the teeth, hair, and chin.

[Anonymous No.4997711]

>>4997696
Yes it is, look at the one freckle on one of the upper boobs. It appears opposite because one picture was taken with a webcam using mirror settings, and the other with a digital camera/phone

[Anonymous No.4997712]

>>4997707
No. Look carefully at the first one. There is a slight cleft in the chin. The second chin is completely rounded.

[Anonymous No.4997716]

>>4997706
Always use condoms, makes casual sex relatively consequenceless.

[Anonymous No.4997720]

>>4997691
Butter, you MUST have the ability to take better pictures, right? I mean, all the ones you post seem to be picked specifically to make you look unattractive. With a good angle and lighting I bet you could even look halfway decent. But every. Single. One. Gah!

[Anonymous No.4997721]

>>4997712
>>4997711
The freckle on the boob upper boob. that's how you know it's her.

Also, the nose hole shapes match identically.

[Anonymous No.4997722]

Anyone go to the library to prey on insecure middle school girls?

I swear I've deflowered more girls than this whole board combined.

[Anonymous No.4997727]

>>4997722
Story time. Now, or you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.4997739]

>>4997727

[Anonymous No.4997740]

>>4997722
YOU FAGGOT!!

[Anonymous No.4997742]

>>4997739
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXLgz3wH2n8

[Anonymous No.4997743]

anorexic-chan

[Anonymous No.4997765]

[Anonymous No.4997770]

>>4997691

Well I think you're purty, even for a tripfag

[Anonymous No.4997784]

>>4997770
*grabs you by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF??!??

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4997791]

>>4997770
>>4997784
Calm your tits, ladies.

[Anonymous No.4997792]

So getting girls is all just a number game right /lit/? If I ask enough girls there's bound to be one that'll sleep with me?

[Anonymous No.4997797]

>>4997792
If you're that shit then just look for fat girls

[Anonymous No.4997799]

>>4997791
lol that is definitely a post-op shemale.

[Anonymous No.4997805]

>>4997792
It's a game all right but it's rigged. They have underground communication networks so if you just go around asking random women they'll know you're not going to get serious/give them the credit card.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4997806]

>>4997792
Yeah. I think that must be it.
I'd think your goal a little low, but meh.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4997815]

>>4997799
No. It's a clementine

[Anonymous No.4997818]

>>4997806
I just haven't been laid in a really long time and every time I have been laid I've been drunk enough to not really know what the heck I was doing to get them interested. Twice my dick didn't work because I was so drunk but I still got it in and I like to think that counts

[Anonymous No.4997823]

>>4997806
You look like a girl I'd want to talk to in a literature class, but wouldn't have the guts to. On a side note, I've been a shambling mass the past two years. I hurt myself over a woman I loved.

[Anonymous No.4997824]

>>4997818
I could be stumbling/throw up drunk, and I can still get muh dick hard.

You suck.

[Anonymous No.4997829]

>>4997824
fuck you faggot that just means you can't handle your liquor

[Anonymous No.4997833]

>>4997829
Says the guy with whisky dick.

lol.

[Anonymous No.4997835]

>>4997818
>>4997824
Um this is GIRLS ONLY thread. Please leave.

[Anonymous No.4997840]

>>4997823
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

literally trying to pick up on the butter with some sob story. reevaluate your life.

[Anonymous No.4997844]

we should rob a bank

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4997854]

>>4997823
I still nurse the wounds of past loves, myself. Do your best.
>>4997840
Yeah. Nobody is picking up on me.

And don't drink so much anon.

[Anonymous No.4997856]

who wants to have a /lit/ meet up? I'll pay for your plane ticket B-fly

[Anonymous No.4997860]

>>4997691
aww. butterfly, is this really you?

[Anonymous No.4997865]

>>4997856
I'll tell you right now that I will infiltrate whatever plans you guys set up for a meet and arrive at the prescribed location with a semi-automatic weapon.

[Anonymous No.4997870]

>>4997691
>>4997791
>>4997806
post pic of neck

[Anonymous No.4997871]

>>4997865
semi-automatic weapon of love :3

[Anonymous No.4997875]

>>4997865
Buzzkill

[Anonymous No.4997876]

>>4997840
I do, every day. I realize after every revaluation that I will never have my youth back, I will always be a fat piece of shit, and that woman was the best thing to every happen to me.
>inb4 killself faggot
I would, but I have immense guilt over my family. Though their lives would go on, they wouldn't take it well. Plus, I don't want to leave them with the job of cleaning up the mess my shit body will leave behind.
In a few months though, I think things will be different. I really want to start a band for some reason. I'm a good singer, so I'm going to put my pent up depression into that endeavor.

Oh, and I pick up on Butter for the lulz. It's funny to me, maybe not to you, but I get a good chuckle.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4997877]

>>4997860
I will not confirm nor deny.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4997885]

>>4997876
>I will never have my youth back,
True.
>I will always be a fat
False.
>I pick up on Butter
Hmm? "Pick on"?

[Anonymous No.4997886]

>>4997865
/pol/ please

[Anonymous No.4997892]

>>4997876
>for the lulz
oh butter is such a lucky girl

what i wouldn't give to be the center of attention of a pack of grubby middle class manchildren~

[Anonymous No.4997893]

>>4997885
Aw, thanks for trying to cheer me up B-fly. You really are a worthy subject for poetry.
I said pick up on to echo that anon's shitpost. But, I suppose pick on would describe what I actually do. Sorry, to be a dick. I don't really like anyone.

[Anonymous No.4997898]

>>4997870

[Anonymous No.4997903]

Any one else read to day?

[Anonymous No.4997904]

>>4997892
Give yourself a trip and I will gladly fawn over you. I hate for you to have to be so broody all the time.

[Anonymous No.4997909]

>>4997870
INB4 adams apple.

[Anonymous No.4997910]

>tfw tripped up for a bit but realized I didn't have a personality or a schtick and so no one remembered me

[Anonymous No.4997911]

Is this the butterfly meltdown

[Anonymous No.4997912]

Butterfly I have a poem for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zjRRQuJz7U&feature=player_detailpage#t=941

<3

[Anonymous No.4997914]

>>4997903
read some 4chan post :^)

[Raphael M.D./Ph.D !RjtLY8K3lY No.4997921]

>>4997910
It's alright tripping isn't all that fun if you feel bad about people seeing you shitpost and constantly screw up

[Anonymous No.4997926]

>>4997921
>feel bad about people seeing you shitpost and constantly screw up
That's a You Problem, tardsack.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4997927]

>>4997903
I read from Lucretius' On the Nature of Things.
A little from the intro to Ibsen's Emperor and Galilean.

>>4997911
No. I was a little sad for a bit there, but I'm okay.

[Chilean Nosescrub !!cTIHFdoTdq8 No.4997928]

>>4997921
Then why do you still do it? Oh right, you're a faggot. It's alright, I'm a faggot just like you. Did you finish your freshman year okay? On your way to maybe earning that doctorate, or is that still just a joke between you and your fag buddies?

[Anonymous No.4997930]

>>4997927
>Pic 092

It was 006 when this thread started

Is that really how many attempts it takes for you to take a decent picture

[Anonymous No.4997931]

>>4997927
You are a handsome woman, Sarah.

[Anonymous No.4997935]

>tfw no qt Appalachian Galatea to sculpt into a literary übermensch in your cabin in the woods
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHp0kIzP2Uk
>>4997927
Have you read any GB Shaw, qtfly?

[Anonymous No.4997939]

>>4997927

>dem petite hands

hng

[Raphael M.D./Ph.D !RjtLY8K3lY No.4997942]

>>4997926
It really is and I have no idea how to fix it. I used to only trip when drunk. That was kind of fun I guess.

>>4997928
Failed most of my lit classes because they didn't want to talk about Brave New World and Blood Meridian and those are the only books that I've read threads about.

[Chilean Nosescrub !!cTIHFdoTdq8 No.4997945]

>>4997942
>Failing lit classes
Looks like you'll be getting that M.D. after all.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4997946]

>>4997935
Not as yet. He sounds like a bro. Where do you think I might start?

[Anonymous No.4997950]

>>4997946
>bro
Yeah supporting fascism, eugenics and defending the use of gas to murder "undesirables" is something a really sound lad would do

[Anonymous No.4997951]

>>4997946
Galatea, or Pygmalion Reversed. You really couldn't get any cuter. Are you still in love or would you have time to visit my cabin?

[Anonymous No.4997953]

>>4997945
fk u, man, YOU have a midget dick

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4997955]

>>4997950
Perhaps I've been misled? Haven't really looked too hard

[Anonymous No.4997957]

>>4997950
That's true

[Raphael M.D./Ph.D !RjtLY8K3lY No.4997959]

>>4997945
No degrees more me, just some more MD

[Chilean Nosescrub !!cTIHFdoTdq8 No.4997961]

>>4997953
>fk u
Is it that hard to type out the words? Give your insult some substance, damn.

>Midget dick
Maybe so, but it gets the job done. Want to get on it? If I close my eyes your asshole is as good as any vagina.

What's the last book you read, anyway? I'm actually curious.

[Raphael M.D./Ph.D !RjtLY8K3lY No.4997963]

>>4997955
I've always wondered what a midget dick is like. I mean their heads are sort of normal sized right? What about the head between their legs?

[Anonymous No.4997964]

>>4997951
>on 4chan, the dwelling place of sociopaths, neckbeards and sperglords
>on /lit/, the most intellectually pretentious board
>inviting people to his cabin

Are you Ted Kaczynski?

[Anonymous No.4997970]

>>4997957
Is there an agrarian version of Strasserism?
Curious.

[Anonymous No.4997971]

>>4997959
>MD 20/20
What are you? A two-bit whore? I bet your labia droops like nicotine-stained curtains. Reminds me of a William Blake poem.

[Anonymous No.4997975]

>>4997950

There´s nothing wrong with eugenics

[Anonymous No.4997980]

>>4997950
>Yeah supporting fascism, eugenics and defending the use of gas to murder "undesirables" is something a really sound lad would do

Fuckloads of people supported the gas chamber as a humane method of execution

Most Western governments had eugenics platforms contemporary with the Nazis, and huge public discourse on it, much of it supportive. Currently still active in genetic engineering debates, designer babies etc.

Depending how you want to define fascism or aspects of it, fuckloads of people supported that both before and after the war.

Why do people have such a caricatured, teleological view of history?

[Anonymous No.4997996]

>>4997980
>Why do people have such a caricatured, teleological view of history?
Because the last century has been a major propaganda-war shitfest

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4997997]

>>4997975
Oh shush. Gassing and even castrating people isn't nice.
>>4997980
Genetic engineering has potential.

[Anonymous No.4997998]

>>4997964
No I'm just trying to get butterfly interested in burlesque like any other licensed dealer in legs, short skirts, French adaptations, Shakespeare, taste and musical glasses. What are you doing for the arts?

[Raphael M.D./Ph.D !RjtLY8K3lY No.4998000]

>>4997971
Your post reminds me of a Bukowski poem: Repulsive, vulgar, and ephemeral.

[Anonymous No.4998003]

>>4997997
With genetic engineering, everybody can finally be Mediterranean master race with ENHANCED PENIS

[Anonymous No.4998015]

>>4998000
>000
I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it.

[Anonymous No.4998039]

>>4997980
>>4997975
M'lords ;)

[Anonymous No.4998043]

So how much longer until /lit/ gets overrun with classic /fa/ levels of attention whoring?

[Anonymous No.4998052]

>>4998043
hopefully not long

there's nothing of value here

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4998060]

>>4998043
There's no difference in the knowing of just who is posting all the DFW or King, or Taolin, etc. threads and not knowing.

[Anonymous No.4998064]

>>4998060
You people will start with "harmless" picture posting. Soon enough, you'll start making chat rooms together, swapping e-mail and facebook accounts.

Eventually, they'll be a goddamn /lit/ snapchat group.

I've seen it happen /mu/ and I've seen it happen on /fa/. Don't ruin the board beyond normal 4chan shitposting.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4998076]

>>4998064
Taking that sort of thing off the board. Instead of leaving threads like this one up? You like this kind of thread?

I post with name for the sincerity. Living out in the open. This is something to do with ego, but it's certainly not an inflated one.

[Anonymous No.4998102]

>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.4998103]

>>4997903

Under the Volcano.

Surprised to find I'm past the halfway point. I just know I'm going to be unhappy when it ends, leaving me with another void to fill ...

[Anonymous No.4998109]

>>4997903
Finished The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge. Such a beautiful book and what a last chapter. I was going to read Huysman's A Rebours next then have myself a Proust Summer but Rilke just seems like a natural segue into In Search of Lost Time.

[Anonymous No.4998113]

>>4998043
IT'S ALREADY BEGUN

[Anonymous No.4998119]

>>4998076
>but it's certainly not an inflated one.
Ha, good one.

[Anonymous No.4998123]

>>4998076
>I post with name for the sincerity. Living out in the open.

What?

[Anonymous No.4998135]

>>4998123
chick bullshit

[Anonymous No.4998137]

>>4998123
>I post with name because I have such a complete lack of identity and signficance that being a known woman on /lit/ is the only thing that gives me a stable sense of self.

Doesn't sound as nice.

[Anonymous No.4998142]

>>4997716
>posting on 4chan
Implying you even get casual sex

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4998160]

They still haven't a clue.
Can you believe it?

[Anonymous No.4998199]

>>4998160
Are you a chicken farmer?

Because you sure know how to raise cocks.

[Anonymous No.4998205]

>>4998199
This is basically /lit/ when hitting on women.

[Anonymous No.4998226]

>>4997657

How about you read the fucking book? whore

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4998276]

>I'm always the same person