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4965766 No.4965766 [Reply] [Original]

Wait a sec, why isn't Socrates more popular and revered than Jesus?

Socrates taught superior wisdom, was virtuous and good, created the socratic method and ethics, faced his accusers directly and died for what he believed in.

Plus we know he actually existed according to his contemporaries and students.

>> No.4965777
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JESUS WAS GOD YOU THICK CUNT

>> No.4965783
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>>4965777
>>4965777

>> No.4965784

>>4965766
>Plus we know he actually existed according to his contemporaries and students.

Damn nigga that's a good joke.wav

>> No.4965811

The Jews, obviously.

>> No.4965817

>>4965811

was popularizing Jesus part of their plan?

>> No.4965818

>>4965777
>JESUS WAS GOD

glad you used past-tense

>> No.4965820

SOCRATES WAS A WISE PERSON, YESHUA WAS A SOLAR AVATAR.

>> No.4965830

>>4965820
WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES.

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>>4965766

>Best waifu

Muh nigga. I will fight you for her though.

>> No.4965861

>>4965843

Thanks for the picture of my waifu. I'm gonna show it to her after we snuggle tonight.

>> No.4965864

>>4965843
>>4965766

you're waifu a shit

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>>4965864

>> No.4965869
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>>4965861

She calls me Godzilla.

>>4965864

I will RRRRAAAWWWGGGHHHHH your shit in the face.

>> No.4965870

>>4965830
that's rather purple of your prose

>> No.4965873
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>>4965869

god she looks so magical

>> No.4965884

I DO NOT COMPREHEND THE INFATUATION WITH THAT WOMAN.

1. SHE IS A SUBPAR "ACTOR".

2. SHE IS HOMELY, LEANING TO UGLY. HER FACIAL FEATURES ARE ARCHAIC; CROMAGNID, AND SHE SEEMS TO BE IGNOBLE.

3. HER NOSE WAS UGLY BEFORE SHE SUBJECTED TO COSMETIC SURGERY, AND IT IS UGLIER NOW.

>> No.4965894

>>4965873

She's weird because she looks pretty in 2d but super cute-hot-sexy on screen. In a weird like "thou she is but little, she is fierce" sort of way.

>> No.4965895

>>4965884
Beauty is subjective. I know that makes you mad you filthy fascist.

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>>4965884
She isn't good looking to me either. But your reasoning is laughably "ignoble"
But then, this is what I'm attracted to.

>> No.4965913

>>4965884
>1. SHE IS A SUBPAR "ACTOR".

She was fantastic in Martha Marcy May Marlene and won numerous awards for her performance.

2&3. UGLY. IGNOBLE. HOMELY. NOSE.

If #1 were true that means she isn't getting acting roles for her skills but her appearance, as many actresses do.

But if #2&3 are also true, then she is far too ugly to get any decent roles.

But she got a big role in Godzilla and will be featured in Avengers2 as Scarlet Witch, and probably other marvel movies as well.

So your points can't all be true.

>> No.4965921

Did Socrates condescend from eternity to finitude; become a human, dwell amongst the creatures He created, endure every temptation, suffer unjustly at the hands of a corrupt trial, and lay his life down (in a gory, painful way) so that sinners could enter into eternal communion with the only living God? Heavens no!
That is why Jesus Christ is more popular. People know the truth, we just suppress it in our unrighteousness. (Romans 1)

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>>4965766
Bad press, OP. It really didn't have to end up the way it did. All three of those so-called mono-theisms fucked us up

>>4965913
>featured in Avengers2 as Scarlet Witch
Mehhhhh.
>Johnny Depp possibly Dr Strange
/tv

>> No.4965937

Because the thoughts of Socrates weren't forced onto whole groups of people by the ruling authorities. In fact, Socrates himself was a victim of them

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>>4965921
No. And neither did Jesus.
>People know the truth
Which one?
Matthew, Mark, Luke or John?

>> No.4966010

>>4965921
> become a human, dwell amongst the creatures He created, endure every temptation, suffer unjustly at the hands of a corrupt trial, and lay his life down

That's very easy to do when you are an Avatar of God and are all-knowing, have miracle powers and can secretly call for backup whenever you want.

>Don’t you know that I could ask my Father, and right away he would send me more than twelve armies of angels? matt 26:53.

Those things are much harder to endure when you are just an ignorant human who can never know the truth, can't walk on water and create food out of nothing and can never call God for 12 armies of angels for backup.

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>> No.4966272

>>4965766
Socrates also speculated about an incoherent ideal realm of forms, ushered in an epoch of despisers of life and the body, and generally made argumentatively unsound claims, especially regarding the forms and learning.

Aristotle is the basest of Greeks, alongside Heraclitus and Democritus.

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Jesus gave himself finger penises and banged whores.

>> No.4966333

>>4965766
Because Jesus existed and Socrates didn't.

>> No.4966386

>>4965938
>>4965931
>>4965873
>>4965869
I don't know why, but they all look similar.

>> No.4966489

>>4966272
>Socrates also speculated about an incoherent ideal realm of forms

He was right though.

> ushered in an epoch of despisers of life and the body

Those were ascetic christians.

>and generally made argumentatively unsound claims, especially regarding the forms and learning.


This is false. Learning is recollection just as he said. Without memory there is no knowledge. Period

>> No.4966491

>>4966386
>I don't know why, but they all look similar.

are you non-white, like jewish or black?

Sometimes its hard for other races to tell others apart.

>> No.4966498

>>4966272
>Socrates also speculated about an incoherent ideal realm of forms
nah probably not

>> No.4966501

>>4965766
Maybe take a look at history........

themoreyouknow.jpg

>> No.4966509

>>4966491
Yes, I'm an Asian living in my home country, but you're being racist here!

>> No.4966526

They both are as revered, it's just that Socrates never was revered in a religious way

at least Jesus faced his execution like a man and didnt went full edgy teen mode on his disciples

>> No.4966544

i would think she's perfect if it wasn't for that one picture where you can see plaque on her tongue
disgusting

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>>4966544

>implying you wouldn't lick her tongue clean

>implying that's plaque and not sweet pixie powder

>> No.4966622

>>4966620
I know I wouldn't.

>> No.4967804

>>4965921
The only reason temptation, suffering, injustice, corruption, pain, sin, and unrighteousness exist in the world is because God allowed to be. Good for him I guess for getting a taste of his own medicine, but I'm not really impressed. Other people deal with all that shit every day.

>> No.4967806

>>4965766
Socrates did nothing to ease humankind's fear of death.

>> No.4967839

>>4967806
He led by example. Not sure what else you'd need.

Oh yeah, fairy stories.

>> No.4967882

Because Socrates came at the height of independent thought and stability. Jesus came at a time of unrest and oppression.

>> No.4967893

>>4967804
>Other people deal with all that shit every day.
Not everyone has suffered what Jesus had to endure during the Passion. Not to mention the fact that he could have ended it all at any time, vaporized the Romans, healed his own injuries, and so on, but enduring them all the same for the sake of all - even those who despised him.

>> No.4967930

>>4965777
settle down chris, you have to finish wasteland 2 and generic fantasy rpg #832 and #833

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>>4967930
>Avellone
>generic

>> No.4967935

>>4965908
>bad hands
dropped

>> No.4967956

>>4967932
Fair enough. I'm just bitter that of all the things they could make they chose TWO more fantasy games. just do something else for a change.

>> No.4968199

>>4965777
HOLY TRINITY

>> No.4968223

Because Socrates was anti-intellectual. He preached some real bullshit. "Hurr durr the highest wisdom is to know nuthin." This is the kind of attitude that held back science even more than christianity did.

>> No.4968249

>>4966489
>Those were ascetic christians.

Have you read Phaedo? Socrates makes life and the body to be some sort of sickness that death frees us from. I don't know how anyone can read Phaedo and not see Socrates as a deep ascetic and despiser of life and the body.

I'm much more inclined to agree with his detractor in Phaedo (can't remember his name) who likens the soul to a harmony created by a lyre (the body).

>Without memory there is no knowledge

But Socrates doesn't argue that knowledge stems from the formation of memory due to accrued sense perceptions. He argues that the soul (distinct from the body) recollects because it previously existed in the realm of forms--and that all learning is merely a recollection of the soul.

>> No.4968260

>>4967806
>Socrates did nothing to ease humankind's fear of death.

Huh? He pretty clearly in the Apology says that either nothing happens and he won't be aware of it or that the beliefs of the afterlife are true and he'll be happy because then he can troll Homer and Hesiod.

Socrates also in Phaedo argues for death as a cure for the sickness that is life. If you denied your body's will enough in life, your soul will be pure and ascend to the true surface of earth.

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>>4967806

>Not reading the Phaedo, calling for your sword, bitch-slapping your punk-ass slaveboy for hiding it, finally getting it, checking the edge and proclaiming "Now I am master of myself," and cutting our own guts out.

Are you even trying?

>> No.4968400

Except Socrates wasnt virtuous and good. He was a haggard, drunk pedophile who fought all the time with his annoying wife

>>4968223
He actually had a more accurate idea of how the mind works than freud imo, see theaetetus

>> No.4968511

>>4967893
>Not to mention the fact that he could have ended it all at any time, vaporized the Romans, healed his own injuries, and so on

That's what made it less impressive. He never really felt fear, despair, or terror. He was just going through the motions like an actor on stage, but deep down he knew it was all just a farce and in 3 days he'll be chillin in Heaven.

There are girls who get born into captivity, kept in a basement and raped for years, or all their lives by their family. Some don't even learn to speak. Imagine the despair and terror they experience every moment...then they die in ignorance not having learned anything, not knowing Jesus even existed or what a bible is.

>> No.4968520

>>4965818
The past tense is used by Matthew. Aquinas explains this; read his Sum or fuck off, but don't bring up your illiteracy and general lack of understanding of theology as an attack on religion.

Ignorance never is an argument.

>> No.4968521

>>4968249
>Socrates makes life and the body to be some sort of sickness that death frees us from


"it is a disgrace to grow old through sheer carelessness before seeing what manner of man you may become by developing your bodily strength and beauty to their highest limit. " - Socrates, in Xenophon's Memorabilia [3.12.7]

>> No.4968528

>be lit
>take shit like the following seriously:
>Socrates also in Phaedo argues for death as a cure for the sickness that is life. If you denied your body's will enough in life, your soul will be pure and ascend to the true surface of earth.
>mock buddhism for rebirth/nirvana theory

hilarious. socrates didn't know shit.

>> No.4968533

>>4968528
>thinking this is what Socrates meant
>basing your understanding of Socrates on Nietzsches ravings, only having read the Dämmerung.
mad kek, get the fuck out, you actually don't know shit

>> No.4968727

>>4965766
OP, I've seen you posting this Olsen chicks for the past couple weeks with different topics.....You really want to fuck her huh?

>> No.4968752

Jesus = Hercules
Socrates = Prometheus

>> No.4968757

>>4968752
thats some real retarded shit youve got right there son

I hope you never post such shit again

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>>4967935
She's young and her veins still stand up around her thin arms. There's nothing bad about them.