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[Prometheus No.4965048]

>79 A.D.
>Visiting a qt3.14 scortum.
>Specto dat ass.
>Ayy girl you wanna cul my hasta?!
>"Da mihi XXX denarios et tu potes futus me omnes volis."
>hellyeah.missive.
>Pull out bursa, ready to hand over denari.
>Feel minor terraemotus.
>Nothing special, get those all the time around here.
>Give her the denarii.
>Walk with scortum to back room of the lupanar.
>Hear some screaming outside.
>Fucking pueri, killing my mood.
>Oh well.
>Proceed to take off tunic, scortum blushes at the site of my mentula.
>Slip into bed, ready to defutuo this puella.
>Hear some rocks hitting the tectum.
>Gonna get some so I don't give a fuck.
>Subagitatio ensues.
>Tectum really starting to creak.
>About to slip it in.
>Roof crashes down, killing us both instantly.
>MFW I got cockblocked by Mount Vesuvius.

[Anonymous No.4965062]

Comprendey este feelio, amilio

[Anonymous No.4965065]

>>4965048
>girl
kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.4965067]

http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm

[Anonymous No.4965094]

Immortalised in coitus. I wonder if there are any such statues at Pompeii.

[Anonymous No.4965113]

>tfw you only wanted a vagina
>tfw you went to your doctor to get your dick cut off and he refused
>tfw your mother thinks you're a creep because you don't want to deal with women
>tfw you turn your harem into your horsres
>tfw you will rather be a priest than the emperor
>tfw everyone will call you a degenerate after your death

it's hard being emperor

[Anonymous No.4965200]

>>4965113
In this case limp

[Anonymous No.4965636]

>>4965048
And this is why you study Archeology.