Explain someone's philosophy to a Kindergartner or 1st Grader.

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Anonymous Tue May 20 20:52:08 2014 No.4915231 [Reply] [Original]

Explain someone's philosophy to a Kindergartner or 1st Grader.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 20:53:12 2014 No.4915234 >>4915231 >nietzsche when you're big you'll get to decide what you want to do!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 20:53:35 2014 No.4915236 >>4915231 There is only one thing, it's horrible and inescapable, and you only don't see this because you're not thinking hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 20:53:56 2014 No.4915238 dad is dead

Anonymous Tue May 20 20:55:52 2014 No.4915247

>>4915231
God doesn't exist, but we pretend he does! If you say, inside your head, enough times, "I do believe in God! I do believe in God!" Then God will come into your life. Maybe. Or you'll fall screaming into hell, but at least you'll be a hero in your own head!

p.s.: Girls are icky, do not kiss.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:03:02 2014 No.4915265 >>4915231 >Marx Who is Stalin and what are computers?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:04:17 2014 No.4915270 >>4915231 Smoke weed every day I'm serious 420 blaze it you little shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:05:19 2014 No.4915274 >>4915270 Ah, the greatest of the Greeks. Snoopiklos

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:05:39 2014 No.4915277 >>4915270 +1 Nice! I like it! Shrek it out!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:17:00 2014 No.4915308 Hard mode: If you don't believe in God, you're not believing in God

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:18:02 2014 No.4915312 >>4915247 This. Sad really.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:18:04 2014 No.4915313 Niggas be asking like "what it be?" forever but they don't even know what "be" means.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:22:26 2014 No.4915331 The right questions will all but actually lead you to answers. I mean this as a general definition of philosophy...would a small child understand? I had to stop myself from using the word virtually....

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:23:32 2014 No.4915336 Clap if you believe. I do believe in fairies.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:25:58 2014 No.4915349 >Stirner When ya boys be like "yo why you get on my face for", you say "cus i feel like it"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:38:24 2014 No.4915390 No you fucking retard that teddy bear isn't real RIP IT TO SHREDS

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 21:42:30 2014 No.4915411 >>4915231 everything is everything learning about itself

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 22:55:03 2014 No.4915631 >>4915231 >Marx We make our own lives, but we don't make what comes before our lives.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 22:56:17 2014 No.4915634 >>4915231 >Adorno Its all shit. Stop laughing, its a bad word, but it is what it is. It is all shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 22:57:27 2014 No.4915637 >>4915231 >Zizek I need a hankie. Red cordial!!! What girls have in their underwear is why you like teacher. We need to cut teacher's nuts off. CUT THE NUT. CUT THE NUT. CUT THE NUT. CUT THE NUT.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 22:57:41 2014 No.4915638 Invest in utilities such as water.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 22:59:51 2014 No.4915642 >>4915231 >Derrida The dog says, "MOOOO!"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 23:00:39 2014 No.4915645 File: 1.09 MB, 1956x2940, Nietzsche187c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Parents are dumb. And stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 23:01:10 2014 No.4915647 >>4915231 >Judith Butler Boys have a vagina. Girls have a penis.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 23:02:05 2014 No.4915648 File: 51 KB, 485x728, freud3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It is your fault mommy and daddy don't love each other anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 23:36:58 2014 No.4915745 File: 14 KB, 300x358, Schopenhauer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "You're just a speech bubble, inside your own head."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 23:40:14 2014 No.4915762 File: 49 KB, 400x396, Rand.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Mine"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 23:41:18 2014 No.4915765 >>4915645 More like >Someday, if you build your strength and know yourself, you will become your own parent, and then the parent to others

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 23:41:40 2014 No.4915766 File: 81 KB, 640x480, immanuel-kant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behave.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 23:44:06 2014 No.4915779 File: 55 KB, 701x559, Wittgenstein.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything at all!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 23:46:25 2014 No.4915791 File: 13 KB, 200x253, Hegel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4915745 "You're just a speech bubble of the Spirit"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 23:47:32 2014 No.4915798 File: 165 KB, 773x1024, Friedrich_Nietzsche_1[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK YOU SOCRATES

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 23:54:25 2014 No.4915823 >>4915798 >tfw nietzsche was far more like socrates in practice

>>	Anonymous Tue May 20 23:59:06 2014 No.4915833 >>4915823 xcept Socrates got laid

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:01:03 2014 No.4915843 >>4915823 >>tfw nietzsche was far more like socrates in practice Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:02:22 2014 No.4915846 >>4915833 So Socrates was more pleb than Nietzsche. Just as I suspected.

Anonymous Wed May 21 00:04:34 2014 No.4915852

>>4915843
Because most of what he did in his philosophy is shittalk the other philosophers, was mostly disrespected by everyone until after he died, died dishonorably, etc.

The only difference is Nietzsche had to posit alternatives to the current "geist" (if you will) in philosophy, because the ideas were so ingrained that you couldn't argue against morality without just confusing people, you had to be directly immoral

plus, nietzsche probably looked at plato's socrates too much. nietzsche loved diogenes who was very similar to socrates as far as i can tell, except for he wasn't railroaded into arguing for virtue and shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:05:51 2014 No.4915856 >>4915833 >>4915846 There's no proof that nietzsche did or didn't get laid

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:07:08 2014 No.4915859 File: 70 KB, 512x512, Nietzsche.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4915856

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:07:12 2014 No.4915860 >>4915856 >tfw you will never fuck Lou Salome either

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:08:46 2014 No.4915867 >>4915856 Prorsus credibile est, quia ineptum est. ^_^

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:10:28 2014 No.4915870 >>4915852 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:21:33 2014 No.4915898 File: 121 KB, 375x500, maxbemis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4915870 I like you. You're alright.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:22:29 2014 No.4915902 >>4915870 Shut the fuck up Glaucon you stupid faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:23:32 2014 No.4915906 >>4915867 inclusi canis. Tu ceti nutrientibus in virgam. Ita et matrem tuam.

Anonymous Wed May 21 00:29:34 2014 No.4915927

>>4915823
I noticed this after finally getting around to the dialogues. Socrates is pretty steadfast in his defiance of the the state and the laws and tears down the gods that others hold so much unfounded meaning in (well except in Crito but who knows what's with that one). He's also more about getting people to question and reevaluate their values rather than simply getting them to accept his own systematic philosophy.

Socrates seems pretty much like a free spirit. Sure he espouses a philosophy that is perhaps antithetical to that of Nietzsche's but his methods and relation to society and others is pretty admirable from a Nietzschean point of view.

Anonymous Wed May 21 00:33:04 2014 No.4915936
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There are things you're thinking, and you don't even know you're thinking them! They make you see things the way you see them!
Also, mommy is complicated. So is money.
What do you want?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:35:39 2014 No.4915944 >>4915927 Yeah, one of my first dialogues was Euthyphro, and Socrates is like shittalking morality and laughing at Euthyphro for thinking he can appease the gods and shit. It's incredibly blasphemous Sounds like what Nietzsche would say, you know

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:35:44 2014 No.4915947 >>4915647 >never read butler I hate falling for bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:38:26 2014 No.4915958 >>4915947 Read deeper, Lenny. We're talking to five year olds.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 00:43:20 2014 No.4915974 CALM THE FUCK DOWN, REDDIT HAS THIS COVERED: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvz0CjtwH2k

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 01:23:31 2014 No.4916096 >>4915974 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 01:33:26 2014 No.4916120 >>4915974 why does everyone say "nee-chee" it's fucking "nee-cha"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 01:37:12 2014 No.4916129 >>4915974 lel and this is /lit/ attempting to explain philosophy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjMOJU26EsU

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 01:39:14 2014 No.4916133 >>4916129 Much better than those two reddit faggots.

Anonymous Wed May 21 01:39:22 2014 No.4916134

>>4915974
holy shit i finished the video and it's actually really funny that children hate nietzsche so much.

i mean yeah that was the point right? that ignorant undeveloped people would find his philosophy unnerving and frightening? obviously children would it frightening as well, they're the most ignorant undeveloped people around.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 01:41:56 2014 No.4916143 >>4916120 I know it's pronounced Neecha, but I like to say Neeecheee. (With a southern drawl) >>4915974 That bloodthirsty kid was hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 01:57:22 2014 No.4916171 >>4916129 >>4916133 This song celebrates romantic carnality, particularly with the lyrics sung by adults. An ontological encounter with the romantic is superior to a reddit lecture on Onichan.

Anonymous Wed May 21 02:07:28 2014 No.4916180
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>>4915231

You have to make a lot of choices in life and the best choice is the one that causes the least suffering. If you had no other choice, you're better off stabbing your little baby sister or the neighborhood retard than your dog. Also, give money to poor children, you entitled little shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 02:18:13 2014 No.4916204 File: 8 KB, 300x244, zapffe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't breed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 06:28:03 2014 No.4916630 >>4916134 >1856 >not being a 6 year old nihilist how pleb can you even be?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 06:29:25 2014 No.4916631 >>4915231 >a kindergartner You're retarded. >kindergarten That'd be "kindergartener" then, but even that sounds too American for my lips to utter.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 08:49:18 2014 No.4916801 >>4915231 >Derrida Lets play with making chains of blocks! We can put the centre anywhere though~

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 09:06:51 2014 No.4916833 >>4916801 hahaha

Anonymous Wed May 21 15:41:40 2014 No.4917709

>>4916204
The world is nothing more than our mental pictures, but we can know the world in itself - without the mental - by looking at out body since it is the only thing we experience the inner and the outer together. The essence of this is Will, striving, unceasing, wanting. Have you ever wanted a cookie reaaaaally bad all you could think about was that cookie and it consumed your thoughts? This is Will. This really really sucks and leads to horrible suffering, look at nature and all the animals killing each other. How do we escape? Well art can help a little bit, especially music, it allows us to take a break. But its not enough, we have to stop wanting altogether and become like those bald men who don't marry and live in the forest. You see how peaceful and happy they are? That's because they don't give a fuck about anything anymore. Also don't kill yourself, just don't. And don't have kids for god's sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 15:42:47 2014 No.4917710 >>4917709 that was meant for Schopenhauer btw

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 15:45:26 2014 No.4917719 >>4917709 I never understood Schopenhauer's reasoning against suicide. I got World as Will and Idea waiting on my shelf, is it any good?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 15:51:00 2014 No.4917739 There is no point asking your dad such questions, it doesn't matter. Just play your game and be nice to other children.

Anonymous Wed May 21 15:57:24 2014 No.4917759

>>4917719
me neither, he basically says its 'meaningless' because you are just Will, and will always be Will and suicide doesn't change anything. But at least it changes my current individual suffering life, even if I'm just going to join the greater Will, what do I care. I mean, if suicide is meaningless then so is monkish renunciation since the monk just dies and rejoins the universe and back to Willing.

I think it would have made more sense to critique it from an ethical standpoint of compassion to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 16:07:57 2014 No.4917812 >>4917759 >ethical standpoint of compassion This is basically the only somewhat sensible argument and the thing keeping me alive.

Anonymous Wed May 21 16:08:23 2014 No.4917815
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Only what you see, hear, feel and think is real, but you don't know if that's real because you can't prove you aren't crazy or that you are a person and not just thoughts, but whatever you'll just pretend you can and are. Custom is good, stop being a little cunt and get on with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 18:01:10 2014 No.4918174 >>4915312 What is "this"? Who the hell's philosophy is he even attempting to describe?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 18:48:46 2014 No.4918303 File: 65 KB, 432x551, mustache hat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4917815 perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 18:50:13 2014 No.4918306 >>4918174 OP's pic related, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

Anonymous Wed May 21 18:55:21 2014 No.4918325

>Derrida
The linguistic sign is arbitrary. You can't conceive of anything without using it. Most people try to understand the world through believing in a "transcendental signifier" (god, capitalism, etc) that is supposed to exist outside of language and give life deeper meaning. They're retarded because there is no outside language. This fiction they create underlies all the binary oppositions that they create - good/bad, male/female, black/white, etc.

Anonymous Wed May 21 19:00:35 2014 No.4918341

>Foucault
The history of humanity is an attempt to bring more of people's lives into the public sphere to enforce normativity and better police their existence. All social and scientific "progress" is a narrative created by the powers that be in order to convince normal people that these "liberal" advances are a good thing. I'm not going to tell you if I agree with that or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 19:59:31 2014 No.4918548 >>4918174 >What is "this"? >Who the hell's philosophy is he even attempting to describe? You've been answered, but if you can't tell a Knight of Faith you've got fucking problems.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 20:00:33 2014 No.4918555 >>4918325 >linguistic sign Five year olds, dude. Five year olds.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 20:01:25 2014 No.4918558 >Stirner If it feels right, do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 20:05:12 2014 No.4918569 >>4915231 Everyone is equal to each other. No one matters in the grand scheme of the universe, so lighten up and have fun with your meaningless existence. Also, don't ever get fat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 20:05:48 2014 No.4918575 >>4918341 >Foucault Got your nose! GOT YOUR NOSE! NO BACKSIES.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 20:22:22 2014 No.4918663 Making a famous philosopher's thoughts comprehensible on the level of a five-year old is easy. Explaining why a philosophical thinker is sufficiently deep and profound enough to prove relevant to an adult living their life is far more challenging.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 20:29:46 2014 No.4918713 >>4917815 the start and the end of philosophy for real

Anonymous Wed May 21 20:33:46 2014 No.4918731

>>4918663
>Explaining why a philosophical thinker is sufficiently deep and profound enough to prove relevant to an adult living their life is far more challenging.
No, you just have to use language that they don't understand and then they'll be interested.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 20:39:08 2014 No.4918752 Until rulers start acting like me, society's not going anywhere. Coincidentally the ideal kind of man is also very similar to me. Fuck artists.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 20:46:35 2014 No.4918799 >>4918752 Good old Pluto.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 20:49:59 2014 No.4918815 >>4918731 The quantum-semantic 'head' of the hammer is a neo-linguistic metaphor for the role of the trans-mollusk laborer in contemporary society and the struggle with only imagining 'tits' when masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 20:51:49 2014 No.4918822 >>4918815 Irigaray is that you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 20:53:28 2014 No.4918827 >>4918815 Fucking Normalien.

Anonymous Wed May 21 20:59:15 2014 No.4918845

Let us take an example. If we take a hammer apart by
removing its handle, it is still a hammer but in a 'mutilated"
state. The "head" of the hammer - another zoomorphic
metaphor -can be reduced by fusion. It will then cross a
threshold of formal consistency where it will lose its form; this
machinic gestalt works moreover as much on a technological
plane as on an imaginary level, to evoke the dated memory of
the hammer and sickle

Anonymous Wed May 21 21:01:27 2014 No.4918856

>>4915231
"You know how you ask why all the time?"
"yeah?"
"Congrats. All you would have to do in ancient times is right down the question and make a bullshit answer and put it in a book with a name like "Questioning the Life" and call yourself a philosopher. And that's philosophy."
"But...that doesn't make any sense."
"Nope. That's why real men go to college for Science."

/thread

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 21:02:55 2014 No.4918863 >>4918856 >college Q.E.D.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 21:03:45 2014 No.4918872 >>4918856 kill yourself you logical positivist faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 21:03:57 2014 No.4918874 >>4918856 Five. Year. Olds. >What's a philosopher >What's philosophy >What's college >Why are you a pleb?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 21:04:48 2014 No.4918881 >>4918856 0/10

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 21:06:22 2014 No.4918883 >>4918872 faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 21:07:07 2014 No.4918885 >>4918872 that's a pretty good explanation of the frankfurt school for a 5 year old

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 21:08:24 2014 No.4918894 >>4918856 >being this much of a tryhard

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 21:08:34 2014 No.4918896 >>4918874 The point is even a 5 year old can understand that its retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 21:14:22 2014 No.4918933 All you need is a lantern. Leave your family, leave your home. Also: fuck Plato

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 21:20:32 2014 No.4918959 >>4915231 What smart people do when they don't have any friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 21:22:12 2014 No.4918972 >>4918959 >implying you need to be smart to create a philosophy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 21:51:13 2014 No.4919108 File: 99 KB, 1000x1162, Untitled3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4918856 >STEMfags

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 22:10:34 2014 No.4919208 >>4919108 >employed fags FTFY

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 22:11:31 2014 No.4919210 >>4919208 >he hasn't even transcended the Lacanian Big Other pleb

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 22:12:37 2014 No.4919217 File: 656 KB, 569x629, 1380842398754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4915247 >"I have never read Kierkegaard"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 22:14:30 2014 No.4919225 you see that banana its not a banana

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 23:52:43 2014 No.4919679 >>4918306 >>4918548 That was a terrible description of a knight of faith written by someone who very obviously neither understands or has read Kierkegaard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 21 23:58:26 2014 No.4919709 >>4917815 You forgot the endcap. "Don't ever study philosophy, it's all bullshit."

Anonymous Thu May 22 00:05:13 2014 No.4919748
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Your only goal is to constantly try to be happy. You will do very bad things sometimes, things that will make you feel bad because people told you those were bad things, but you feeling bad about them is actually what you want, because feeling bad makes you feel good. People who feel bad all the time are really enjoying feeling bad. They want other people to see them feeling bad.

Also nothing can hurt you unless you let it, because you want it, which leads us back around to the feeling bad to feel good thing.

Guess who.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 00:07:41 2014 No.4919755 >>4919748 Shoppy?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 00:09:17 2014 No.4919761 File: 205 KB, 466x625, buddha.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4915231 If you stare at life really hard maybe it will leave you alone and go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 00:20:53 2014 No.4919800 >>4919761 It's always there, it's always watching. There's little you can do about it, in fact the best thing you can do is ignore it and do nothing, maybe laugh at the silly Buddhists, but only if you're petty.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 00:47:53 2014 No.4919893 >>4919679 More faith and less belief from you mate.

Anonymous Thu May 22 01:30:12 2014 No.4920025

Stoics:

No matter what happens, even if you are starving and an elephant is pooping on your head, as long as you think it's okay you'll be fine.

Epicureans:

You should learn to enjoy cheese, don't touch your penis too often, and be nice to other people.

Pyrrhonian skeptics:

We don't really know anything for certain, maybe. You can't be certain of anything, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 02:10:04 2014 No.4920117 File: 58 KB, 646x430, arfarf1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4919679 >>4919217 >FOR FIVE YEAR OLDS

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 02:18:06 2014 No.4920132 Words you say aren't like things you know, they're like things you do. Other people only understand you coz we all do similar things.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 02:24:39 2014 No.4920144 File: 5 KB, 188x267, Freud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You see your mommy? You'll always want to fuck her

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 02:29:17 2014 No.4920156 >>4918885 I lol'd

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 02:32:45 2014 No.4920163 >>4920144 This is making me feel uncomfortable Not sure if it is because I think there would be a better explanation/phrasing of this or if it is a reflex of my Oedipus. Huh

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 02:34:13 2014 No.4920166 >>4920163 There's only one way to find out Fuck your mother

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 02:57:05 2014 No.4920193 >>4915331 I don't know if a child would understand that fancy grammar. Maybe something more like, "There are some questions that even grown-ups don't know the answers to."

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 02:58:48 2014 No.4920196 >>4916120 >>4916143 Are you trolling? It's nee-chuh caution: turn your sound down. My mic gives huge backnoise. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jsynGXV26L That's how you pronounce it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 03:04:23 2014 No.4920209 >>4915313 Heidenigger

Anonymous Thu May 22 03:09:02 2014 No.4920214
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>>4915231
If you really want something, but you can't have it, you'll be sad. So you have to make sure that you never really want anything really badly, and you must try to be happy without having a lot of things.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 03:11:15 2014 No.4920222 File: 66 KB, 699x900, Seneca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4920214 You can have and do and feel whatever you desire, as long as you're strong enough to be able to live without it without feeling sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 03:13:56 2014 No.4920231 File: 39 KB, 500x257, sam_harris.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to be big boys and girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 03:26:08 2014 No.4920279 File: 96 KB, 420x600, Oscar_Wilde_01.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Watching a cool movie is way better than playing outside, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 03:29:57 2014 No.4920287 File: 1.98 MB, 1712x2288, wisegreyhairman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's way too late to turn in your homework, and you're going to fail the class. You should do a little bit anyway, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 03:33:40 2014 No.4920294 File: 49 KB, 350x446, bruckmann-poe-portrait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4915231 If you have a question about the world, just make up an answer. It will probably be right!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 03:37:42 2014 No.4920305 File: 61 KB, 187x272, bukowski.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4915231 Girls have really bad cooties, and they also smell nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 03:41:13 2014 No.4920308 File: 995 KB, 1600x2264, goku_ssj_kamehameha_ps_colored_by_sigmagfx-d3g36xa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4915231 Try to be the best at something and don't be mean. You don't have to be mean to be the best at something.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 03:47:22 2014 No.4920318 File: 127 KB, 500x333, 35177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4915231 If someone doesn't want to share, they are a bad person, especially if they don't want to share something that someone else shared with them!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 03:51:28 2014 No.4920323 File: 33 KB, 172x239, t.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everything you imagined is probably right, and it's not as bad as you think it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 03:58:39 2014 No.4920330 File: 111 KB, 384x414, captain hook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tinkerbell is dead. Go ahead and clap you little faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 06:39:49 2014 No.4920525 File: 97 KB, 473x500, little red hen.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4915762 It's pic related.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 06:42:03 2014 No.4920528 >>4920525 >Someone didn't quite thought this thing through.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 07:12:56 2014 No.4920606 File: 2.21 MB, 890x1024, Yoda_SWSB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do or do not... there is no try.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 11:20:09 2014 No.4921241 >>4915927 No, not at all. Also, Socrates suffered from life and desired to die. That is very much unlike Nietzsche or his philosophy, and definitely not admirable from a Nietzschean point of view. Nietzsche contra Socrates.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 11:21:35 2014 No.4921251 >>4920196 Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 13:45:43 2014 No.4921715 >>4921251 Thanks :3

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 15:26:35 2014 No.4922075 File: 10 KB, 200x230, adorno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4915634 10/10 dat guy was srsly depressed

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 15:29:47 2014 No.4922087 >>4916134 Ok realize children honestly crave comformaty and structure. In other society's this may very.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 15:53:03 2014 No.4922192 Intuitively everybody would agree that it was their choice, according to their free will, to eat chocolate cake instead of an apple, but some people might argue that we were actually determined to... fuck it, you get the point. I really like chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 16:06:50 2014 No.4922267 >>4920117 Unless the five year old in question misunderstands the english language and is pulling a completely different meaning, the correct one, from the horribly wrong description, you are teaching the child poorly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 16:10:14 2014 No.4922280 File: 247 KB, 960x787, heidegger fans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] heidegger

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 16:12:56 2014 No.4922286 File: 330 KB, 1500x917, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4916129 I like how the kid on the far left is out of sync wih everyone else, he has this vibe of "I'm distracted and have no idea what I'm doing"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 16:19:57 2014 No.4922306 >>4915974 They should have had the kids explain it the the adults instead. It feels like the outcome wouldve been the same.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 16:25:46 2014 No.4922324 >>4919748 Freud?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 22 20:11:11 2014 No.4923031 >>4919748 could be some buddhist shit

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