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Reminder: A haiku is a crappy little japanese "poem" with three phrases (5, 7 and then again 5 syllables).

I thought of this one yesterday while sitting on the shitter:

Sweat\y\ the\ a\nus
Toi\let\pa\per\ is\ fad\ing
Des\pair\ lies\ a\head

>> No.4906403

but in haiku you must also refer to season or time of day

>> No.4906408

>>4906403
Nope.

>> No.4906429

>>4906403
Wint\ry \ the\ toi\let
The\ a\nus\ free\zes \ un\clean
Scan\di\na\vi\a

>> No.4906442

that's not what a haiku is, you retard

>> No.4906450

>>4906387
She was a pretty girl.
He got her so wet, and then
water filled her lungs.

>> No.4906456
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4906456

>> No.4906457

The red sun descends
Beyond the lake and forest
Oh fuck, mosquitoes

>> No.4906475

>two thousand fourteen
>writing haikus in greentext
>bat wielding bald man

>> No.4906494

Right to left ramen
Can a mixed kid count moras?
Are these syllables?

>> No.4906509

Here I sit,
Broken-hearted; tried to shit
But only farted.

Porcelain-seated philosopher,
Every college men's bathroom

>> No.4906576

To kill a spider
One has to be inventive
When shoe swatting fails

With boiling water
Slung toward the wall from a mug
I scorched his bitch ass

>> No.4906623

Though haikus are fun
/lit/ seems loath to join me here
A desolate thread

>> No.4906651

so gay, I am it
cock for all three daily meals
OP, is name of me

>> No.4906710

Young lovers unite
Engaging all the senses
Two girls share one cup

>> No.4906835
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4906835

Some of these are pretty funny.

>> No.4906911

willy willy dick
penis penis trouser snake
cock johnson willy

>> No.4907914

Haiku thread withers
To resuscitate- I bump
OP craves male rump

>> No.4907925

>>4906450
Oh my fucking god.

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4907946

>> No.4907949

>>4907914
>OP craves male rump
Good lord my sides

>> No.4907957

I cant write for shit
I smoke drugs out of plastic
Welp time to get high again

>> No.4907960

>>4906387
Eh Fach You! Doohrpheen!
Eh Fach You! Shiety WHRAAALE!`
Neva forget!

>> No.4908042

>>4906911
>>4907957
>>4907960

Pitiful efforts
"We were only pretending
to be retarded"