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489685 No.489685 [Reply] [Original]

Hey faggots,

My name is Jo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, no talent failures who spend every second of their day writing pathetic short stories. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever got your shit published? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jacking off to passages in Lolita.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I wrote the biggest selling series in history, and sold 11 million copies in one day. What novels have you written, only than "pusedo intellectual fan-fiction bullshit".I also get royalties from the movies, and have my very own train (which I bought from books; shit is SO steam). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related; It's me and my published novel.

>> No.489691

jo is a man's name

>> No.489732

i lold a bit

>> No.489740

if only this would make those fat, no talent failures stop posting their pathetic short stories on /lit/.

>> No.489786

troll, anyone?

>> No.489794

i want to hate this but its hard to.

would read again

>> No.489869

>>489740
fail sage.

>> No.489896

>>489685
I'd fuck J.K. Rowling.

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489911

>Stranger
You say?