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[Prometheus No.4878229]

>Venturing into the shit-tier province of Gaul.
>Everyone here is as inbred as a Ptolomey.
>No one wants to be there, not me or my army.
>I'm as mad as a Carthaginian who hasn't had his daily baby sacrifice.
>Vercingetorix is stirring up more shit than Clodius at a woman's party.
>I start kicking his ass all over Gaul.
>Destroy his bitch ass army like they were post-Punic Macedon.
>I let him see me. Vercingetorix decides to bend the knee and ask for mercy.
>Vaevictus.paintedvase.
>I add like hella territory to the great Republic, which I totally won't destroy.
>Cock a bunch of puellas and vires.
>I march back to Rome like a stone cold motherfucker with Vercingetorix in tow.
MFW the first word of every sentence.

[Anonymous No.4878232]

>first word

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4878263]

>>4878229
>MFW the first word of every sentence.
>First word

>Venturing Everyone No I'm Vercingetorix I destroy I Vaevictus I Cock I

We see what you meant there.

[Anonymous No.4878334]

>>4878263
He meant letter.
Veni vidi vici

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.4878343]

>>4878334
Right, we saw what you meant there.

[Anonymous No.4878367]

Venturing, Everyone. No! I'm Vercingetorix! I destroy! I Vae victus! I Cock! I...

[Anonymous No.4878380]

>>4878367
Cock, I...

[Anonymous No.4878490]

Could've been good but you fucked up at "word"

[Anonymous No.4878506]

>>4878490
Naw, this version is better.

>Venturing everyone, no! I'm Vercingetorix I destroy I Vaevitus! I cock I.
>I cock I
>So deep

[Anonymous No.4880318]

>"Hey, these Caesar fellow seems like one heck of a guy"
>for the entirety of The Gallic Wars

[Anonymous No.4880363]

>>4878506
oh me too ron me too thank god you became our 47th president and brought freedom back

[Anonymous No.4881125]

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