/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.4875946]

Literature related stories thread
I'll start
>be 16
>AP english class
>reading a tale of two cities
>in class with me is alex, who hates the teacher and the book
>discussing it in class
>teacher asks "why did madame defarge try to get darnay executed?"
>Alex looks at her and says "Because she wanted to get raped like her sister?"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4875977]

>Sitting in college library
>Reading Also Sprach Zarathustra
>Surrounded by those of a slave mentality
>A false master converses with his herd
>'You need to read 1984, that book will blow your mind'
>I become the master of my bodily functions and prevent the brewing torrent that would have been vomitus before my eyes.
>Take pleasure in my evident superiority to these who believe themselves to be an enemy of the tyranny of the brainless whilst ensuring it comes into being.
>Sit quietly and happily and amuse myself by observing the discord between the poisonous and desperate faces of present-day socialists.

[Anonymous No.4876000]

>>4875977
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.4876018]

>mom asks me for literature
>i present her with a few books
>asks if they are based on true stories
>most of them surely aren't
>"Well then what's the point? If I want fiction, I'll just watch a movie."

[Anonymous No.4876023]

>>4876018
I really don't understand where she is going with that.

[Anonymous No.4876117]

>seventh grade
>chilling on irc
>some dude tells me he'll give me a shellbox if i do his english homework
>fucking deal m80
>it was due next day at midnight, i forget to do it
>9 PM next day rolls around he asks for it
>oh fugg
>quickly read the text, it's some stupid short story called "The Yellow Wallpaper" like i give a fuck nigga i'm 13 trying to go watch some dragon ball z on late night toonami right now
>make up some bullshit about how the woman is going crazy because she is horny
>figure if the dude fails the paper and doesn't give me a shellbox i don't really lose anything
>mfw he messages me the next week and says he got an A
>mfw I took AP English senior year of high school and we read the same story and I turned in the same paper and got an A

[Anonymous No.4876132]

>>4876117
did he delivar shellbox?

[Anonymous No.4876134]

>>4876117
>>4876132
what's a shellbox?

[Anonymous No.4876136]

>>4876132
lel yeah, but i was a major script kiddie back then so it was wasted on me

[Anonymous No.4876139]

>>4876134

[Anonymous No.4876143]

>>4876139
Sigh, how long have you been waiting to use that image?

[Anonymous No.4876151]

>>4876143
a solid while

a shellbox is just a shell on a server so you can fuck around be a 1337 h4ck3r

[Anonymous No.4876154]

>>4876136
that's fucked, he probably used it, and couldn't read gilman

[Anonymous No.4876667]

>>4875946
4chan is 18 and up

[Anonymous No.4876844]

>walk into the library, start browsing the books
>immediately feel the urge to shit
every time

[Anonymous No.4876862]

>>4876844
>2014
>not walking around with a poop bucket

[Anonymous No.4876869]

>>4876862
>Not just shitting in your pants

>2014
>Not literally giving a shit

[Anonymous No.4877518]

>>4876117
I love that video.
>you will never give an experienced sexy qt such an orgasm it lasts for a minute and she has to take several minutes to pull herself together all after just literally a split second of putting your dick in her
Plus she looks extraordinarily good in that video, better than usual.

[Anonymous No.4878289]

>reading Romeo and Juliet in 9th grade
>teacher frequently stops and asks students questions about what certain metaphors and words mean
>"What do you think he meant by 'take her maidenhead'? What do you think a 'maidenhead] is?
>guy raises his hand
>'Uhh that little knob thing girls' got in between their vagina?'

[Anonymous No.4878302]

>>4878289

Well, close enough.

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>>4876844
That must have been a good book.