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>10 page paper due in 4 hours
>still have half a page left
Fuck my life

>> No.4859916
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4859916

Polite sage.

>> No.4859919

>>4859916
Why yes, I do consider myself quite polite, but a sage? You flatter me, good sir!

>> No.4859955
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>250 word essay due tomorrow
>still browsing /lit/

>> No.4860055
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>Your father will never be proud of you

>> No.4860058
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>have to summarize the first chapter of The Great Gatsby for school tomorrow
>haven't even started reading it

Why does life have to be so hard?

>> No.4860070

>>4859955
Did you forget a 0? Where`s the problem? What are you writing about?

>> No.4860098

>>4860070
My last family holiday

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>Show and Tell tomorrow
>still don't have anything to show them

I guess I'll just find a weird looking stick on my walk to school just like last time.

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>spelling test in 3 hours
>didn't study at all

>> No.4860132

>>4860098
WTF! Are you even old enough to be on this website?

>> No.4860134

>>4860132
Yeah, I'm just studying a non-STEM subject so this is the sort of work we get ;)

>> No.4860138

>>4859955
I won't fall for it this time! Ha ha!

>> No.4860140

>>4860134
Yeah, right. Off to bed, kiddo.

>> No.4860145

>Bring your own parents tomorrow
>no parents

>> No.4860166

>not so subtle trolls
>underagefags falling for it

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>have to spell my name correctly until next year
>have only learned the first five letters so far

>> No.4860223

>>4860145
Is that like bring your own alcohol?

>> No.4861283

>>4860058
its just one chapter
wont take you more than 15 minutes to read it
are you that much of a lazy shit

>> No.4861289

I'm writing an essay where I have to analyze primary sources relating to the Cuban Missile Crisis and I'm fucking hating every second of it

I've done 4 pages so far

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>teacher tells me I have to post on 4chan by tomorrow
>too busy writing papers

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>>4859903
>20 minutes presentation in front of 50 persons tomorrow
>have just started working on it

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>have to write a 4 word essay on Hitler
>can't think of anything

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>Have to induce apperception next month
>I fucking hate mirrors
>Haven't even managed to partition my body yet
>Posting on 4chan instead of working out what a "dick" is.

I've really fucked up here, guys.

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>>4859903
>Have to get quads for the finals of my dubs course
>Have only got trips so far

>> No.4861475

>>4861315
"Hitler was very bad."
Or, for a no-nonsense original, hard-hitting view:
"Hitler: Cool and good."