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Describe your sex life with a book title.

>> No.4835085

>>4835077
Crime and Punishment

>> No.4835086

Great Expectations

>> No.4835089

Much Ado about Nothing.

>> No.4835091

The Loser

>> No.4835093

Bloodsword.

>> No.4835096

Lord of the Rings

>> No.4835099

The Ego and Its Own

jk

Howl

>> No.4835100
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>>4835089
Lol, this was the first thing that came to mind!

"The sensible thing" (Fitzgerald)

>> No.4835104

>>4835077
Moby Dick

>> No.4835105

>>4835099
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.4835107

Dead Souls
Men Without Women
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Bleak House
Les Miserables
Notes From the Underground

/thread

>> No.4835108

The Power of One

>> No.4835121

The little engine that couldn't
Human, all too human

>> No.4835126
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>> No.4835127

A Blink of the Screen.
The Windup girl
Smoke and Mirrors
Phantastes
Killing Hope

>> No.4835139

Infinite Jest
A Room With a View
Heart of Darkness

>> No.4835142

>>4835077
100 years of solitude

>> No.4835143
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4835143

>> No.4835146

A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again

>> No.4835154

Nausea
Fear and Trembling
The Trial

>> No.4835158

How to avoid huge ships

>> No.4835177

Crime & Punishment

>> No.4835178

Trollslayer

>> No.4835183

The Audacity of Hope

>> No.4835185

Pooh gets stuck

>> No.4835191

what is to be done?

>> No.4835192

Of mice and men

>> No.4835194

The giving tree

>> No.4835197

Faust

>> No.4835200

The Great Gatsby

>> No.4835205
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>>4835126

>> No.4835218

Naked Lunch

>> No.4835221

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

>> No.4835223

A Farewell to Arms
Hands would have been better, but you get the point.

>> No.4835224

Three sisters

>> No.4835230

>>4835077

The Dark Tower

>> No.4835232

The Puppet and the Dwarf: The Perverse Core of Christianity

>> No.4835238

>>4835224

Noice

>> No.4835244

The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea

>got married

>> No.4835253

>>4835230
The Waste Lands

>> No.4835266

The Sound and The Fury

>> No.4835267

Lord of the flies

>> No.4835273

Suck My Dick RIGHT NOW: Please?

>> No.4835275

Mein Kampf

>> No.4835277

A boy and his dog

>> No.4835278
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4835278

>>4835146
probably the best one I've seen on here; good shit anon.

>> No.4835280

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

>> No.4835291

>>4835099
Ey, seems like, by a mistake, you left put your tripcode on /lit/. Next time, remember to remove it.

>> No.4835296

The Naked and the Dead

>> No.4835298

>>4835099
Please tell us: do you have a Penis or not?

>> No.4835308

>>4835077

Marley and Me

>> No.4835313

Better never to have been
The Fountainhead

>> No.4835322

>No Longer Human

>> No.4835343

The Day My Butt Went Psycho

>> No.4835345

The stinky cheese man

>> No.4835360

>>4835313
kek

>> No.4835382

You Get So Alone at Times That It Just Makes Sense

>> No.4835403
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4835403

Virtual Light ought to work, too.

>> No.4835410
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>>4835077

>> No.4835443
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4835443

>>4835077

>> No.4835451

The godfather

>> No.4835465

Great Expectations.

>> No.4835471

Lolita

>> No.4835473

>>4835443
nice.

>> No.4835499

>>4835158

lol'd

>> No.4835502

No Longer Human

>> No.4835505

Its kind off a funny story

>> No.4835531

Animal Farm

>> No.4835594

>>4835077
>Describe your sex life with a book title.
The Virgin Suicides

>> No.4835619

The penguin guide to excess: Hookers and smack in Southeast Asia. Vol IV

>> No.4835695
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>> No.4835725

The Diary of Anne Frank

>> No.4835731

His Dark Materials

>>4835107
>One Hundred Years of Solitude

I was waiting for this.

>>4835471

Take a seat.

>> No.4835735

Ready Player One

>> No.4835737
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pic related

>> No.4836118

>>4835253
Beat me to it.

>> No.4836156

Thing Fall Apart

>> No.4836177

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

>> No.4836178

the origins of totalitarianism

>> No.4836183

Catch 22

>> No.4836188

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

>> No.4836194

The Virgin Suicides.

>> No.4836200

>>4835737
The Gay Science

>> No.4836219

Death by Starvation

>> No.4836220

One Hundred Years of Solitude

>> No.4836221

The comedy of errors
Love's Labour's lost

And one time:
The Spanish tragedy

>> No.4836250

>>4835077
A Confederacy of Dunces

>> No.4836252

Atlas Shrugged

>inb4 asexual
just being all fine and not seeing the point in doing everything the media tells us to be most alpha. sexed, but not oversexued, glad about more but noch whining like /b/.

>> No.4836260

On Human Bondage

>> No.4836266

>>4836194
I already did that here >>4835594

>> No.4836267

>>4836266
:(

>> No.4836284

>>4836267
don't worry love. How about this one instead?
amazon.com/Virgin-Diet-Drop-Foods-Pounds/dp/0373892713/

>> No.4836294

>>4836284
:)

>> No.4836308

>>4835077
First as Tragedy, Then as Farce

>> No.4836328

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

>> No.4836341

Dreams of Amputation

>> No.4836347

The Gay Science

>> No.4836363

>>4835077
Sacre Bleu

>> No.4836366

>>4835105

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W5j9etUfZvU

>> No.4836373

>>4835077
Less than zero

>> No.4836380

Kusamakura

>> No.4836381

A Void

>> No.4836408

The Sickness Unto Death

>> No.4836429

Babyfucker

>> No.4836433

Infinite Jest

>> No.4836437

>>4836429
Isn't that a manga/hentai/doujin??? that started the will it blend meme?

>> No.4836438

Fabricating the absolute fake

>> No.4836442

>>4836437
Nope, its Urs Allemann, a swiss dude.

>> No.4836447

Incidents in the life of a slave girl

>> No.4836450

Norwegian wood

>> No.4836453

The big sleep

>> No.4836455
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4836455

Pretty much sums it up ;_;

>> No.4836460

Leviathan

>> No.4836480

The Last Wish

>> No.4836497

Sex Drugs Einstein and Elves

>Alternatively

Infinite Love is the Only Truth, EVERYTHING Else is an Illusion.

>> No.4836503

Manufacturing Consent

>> No.4836510

>>4836503
lel

>> No.4836521

Bleeding Edge

Nah.. more like Die Leiden des jungen Werther

>> No.4836530

Tonguecat

>> No.4836531
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4836531

Little Women

>> No.4836535

>>4836363
>>4836366
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.4836538

Confederacy of Dunces

>> No.4836542

The Call of the Wild

>> No.4836546

Paradise Lost

>> No.4836549

>>4836535
>Hi there!
>You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a copypasta when shitposting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your copypasta when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a copypasta when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
>Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

This crap is becoming more annoying than the trips, since you spam it so much that you might as well make a tripcode for yourself.

>> No.4836559

Against Method

>> No.4836572

The Divine Comedy.

>> No.4836577

Frogs

>> No.4836582

The Idiot

>> No.4836584
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>>4836442

>> No.4836586

WASPs
:/

>> No.4836587

Monster Hunter International

>> No.4836591

fight club

>> No.4836613

The Road to Serfdom

>> No.4836618

The Selfish Gene

>> No.4836619

the bible
>I'm a virgin :(

>> No.4836624

Something Wicked This Way Comes

>> No.4836633

The Sound and the Fury.

>> No.4836646

Eating Animals

>> No.4836647

Old Man and the Sea

>> No.4836652

>>4835077
To Have and Have Not

>> No.4836655

German Title: Eine Hand alleine kann nicht klatschen

English Translation : One hand alone can not clap ( google Translator)

>> No.4836705
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>> No.4836714

hunger

>> No.4836723

no exit

>> No.4836730
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>> No.4836736

>>4836705
You twisted perverted malformed human waste of protoplasm. I suppose it was for the sole purpose of recreation too. People like you justify eugenics. Sick fuck.

>Animal Farm

>> No.4836741

Love and garbage
Kneel down and lick my feet
The Master and Margarita

>> No.4836744

>>4836736
procreation, you mean?

>> No.4836748

The Book of Delusions

>> No.4836751

>>4836619
ever read the bible? it's full of sex

>> No.4836757
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>> No.4836763

The Greatest Show on Earth

>> No.4836767

Cruising

>> No.4836792

firestarter

>> No.4836795

The Bible.

ala non-existent

>> No.4836801

Hop on Pop

>> No.4836806

A Survey of Knot Theory

>> No.4836832

The Bang Bang Club
Guns, Germs and Steel
I am Legend
I Lock My Door Upon Myself
Long Hard Road Out of Hell
Filth

>> No.4836838

Like A Velvet Glove Cast In Iron

>> No.4836855

>>4836795
I've got good news for you, Bibles exist, I've seen them.

>> No.4836858

The Great Gatsby

>> No.4836860

Liar's Poker

>> No.4836881
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4836881

>> No.4836885
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social retard

>> No.4836914

Fictions

>> No.4836933

>>4835077
pleasures and regrets

>> No.4836936

Russian Lessons

>> No.4836943

Blood Meridian

>> No.4836948

>>4835077
To Kill A Mockingbird
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightime
Rabbit,Run
Hunger
Cat's Cradle
The Wasteland
A Suitable Boy
Nada
We Need To Talk About Kevin
The Ring
Child's Play
The Idiot
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Simulacra and Simulation
Zazie Dans Le Metro
Bio Apocalypse
Vies imaginaires

>> No.4836953

>>4836948
>Cat's Cradle
not slaughterhouse 5?

>> No.4836983
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>>4835077
As I Lay Dying

>> No.4837010

Ficciones

>> No.4837028

>>4836953
>not slaughterhouse 5?
Not 'The Big Space Fuck'?

>> No.4837035

Stranger in a strange land.

>> No.4837049

The Birth of Tragedy

>> No.4837058

A Single Man

>> No.4837072
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4837072

>> No.4837162

Posterior Analytics

>> No.4837163

>>4835077
oh jesus fuck im so lonely

>> No.4837178

the 20 days of sodom

>> No.4837180

Paying for It

>> No.4837195

paradise lost

>> No.4837206

Death and the Maiden

>> No.4837223

The Odyssey

You really don't want to know this feel.

>> No.4837228

Fahrenheit 451

>> No.4837232

was going to do less than zero but thats already been done so:
imperial bedrooms

>> No.4837259

Leviathan Wakes

>> No.4837404

>>4836549
Said the trip-fag without his/her trip.

>> No.4837451

The Girl Who Couldn't Come
>tfw you're not the girl in the story

>> No.4837454

>>4836546
this

>> No.4837476

The Divine Comedy

>> No.4837499

Great Tales of Horror

>> No.4837509

The Fountainhead
Get it?
It's fucking funny.

>> No.4837531

Your Inner Fish

>> No.4837542

The Stranger


all one night stands

>> No.4837563

>>4837542

Not sitting on your wrist for a half hour beforehand?

>> No.4837566

Of Mice and Men

>> No.4837577
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>>4837563

Thats what its called?

>> No.4837586

Requiem For A Dream

:(

>> No.4837607

Men Without Women.

>> No.4837633

>>4837607
hmm sounds like this side of paradise.

>> No.4837637

The Whale

>> No.4837641

Disgrace

>> No.4837664

>>4837577
Hint: Albert Camus

>> No.4837666

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

>> No.4837670

Childhood Years: A Memoir

tfw molested

>> No.4837679

>>4837664

>joke
>your head

>> No.4837874
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The hunger games
>tfw fat whale

>> No.4837898
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The Left Hand of Darkness.

>> No.4837913
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4837913

The Virtue of Selfishness

>> No.4837934

>>4837898
>jerking off with your left hand
you are the devil

>> No.4837937

>>4837934


b-but i need my right to use the mouse...

>> No.4837944

>>4837937
It's the other way around, pal. Also

>Choke
>Snuff
>Survivor
>Invisible Monster

It's as if Palahniuk had this game in mind for his book titles.

>> No.4837953

>>4837934

>tfw I'm a lefty and my dick curves to the right, making it the only viable hand to use

T-thanks /lit/.

>> No.4837965

>>4837953
>having a dick long enough that it curves
fuck off and die normalfag

>> No.4838370

>>4835105
>>4836535

Reddit-tier.

>>4835077

what purpose did i serve in your life

>> No.4838721

Gone girl...

>> No.4838737

>>4835410
For some reason this is about eight times funnier with the actual title of the book. I had a hearty laugh

>> No.4838745
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>> No.4838748

The Hand in the Dark.

>> No.4838761
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>>4838748

>> No.4839094

>>4835737
It really wants to be 'edgy homo'

>> No.4839416

>>4835197
/mlp/, please go.

>> No.4840397

Fear and Trembling

>> No.4840437

I Never Promised You A Rose Garden

>> No.4840445

Nothing to Envy

>> No.4840453

Black Beauty

>> No.4840459

Nah, I'll do it with a song lyric instead: "There is water at the bottom of the ocean."

Fuck you

>> No.4840468

The Drowning Girl

>> No.4840495

>>4840459
If I can do a song title
"you don't need to respond"

>> No.4840499

>>4835142
this

>> No.4840576

The Catcher in the Rye

>> No.4840585

Old Gringo

>> No.4840638

>>4835089
dat old school double entente

from wiki:
"Nothing is a double entendre, "an O-thing" (or "n othing" or "no thing") was Elizabethan slang for "vagina", evidently derived from the pun of a woman having "nothing" between her legs."

>> No.4841000

Homo faber

>> No.4841029

>>4840638
>entente

>> No.4841086

>>4835077
Amsterdam Stories

;_;

>> No.4841098
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>> No.4841121

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Grim Grotto

>> No.4842210

>Everybody Poops

>Holes

>> No.4842299

Maximum Ride?
best I could do.

>> No.4842331

Black beauty!

>> No.4842365

Solitude: A Return to the Self
Sometimes A Great Notion
Eleven Kinds of Loneliness
Invisible Man/Lowboy
Less Than Zero
Woke Up Lonely

>> No.4842382

The Naked and The Dead

>> No.4842399

>>4835077
Is there a book about premature ejaculation?

>> No.4842418

>>4842399
Too Much, Too Soon

>> No.4842446

>>4842399
the closest youll get is The Sun Also Rises

>> No.4842467

Naked Lunch

>> No.4842470

Mother tongue

>> No.4842478

Did 6 million really die?

>> No.4842482

>>4842478
lol pretty provocative title

>> No.4842552

What about a combination?

Lolita + 1984 reporting in

>> No.4842614

The Hand

>> No.4842735

I Sing the Body Electric!

>> No.4842744

>>4835077

moby dick

>> No.4842903

>>4836619
In colombia we used to say "Qué biblia" (trans. What a bible) when a person knows about a lot of things.

>> No.4842930

>>4835183
>>4835275
>>4835280
>>4835465
>>4836177
>>4836577
>>4837049
>>4837586
>>4837637
>>4837641
>>4842470

Thanks, folks

>Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned

>> No.4843413

>>4835077
Please God Let It Be Herpes

>> No.4843415

there will be blood

>> No.4843419

Learning Process with a Deadly Outcome

The Complete Suicide Manual

And Then There Were None

Invisible Man ;_;

Children of the Mind

Fragile Things

The Scope of Fiction

>> No.4843427
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>> No.4843928

The Berenstain Bears Don't Get Laid

>> No.4843936

The Dragon Never Sleeps

>> No.4843938

The Man Who Folded Himself

>> No.4845395

>>4835077
Dune

>> No.4846026

Flatland
I'm a paedophile

>> No.4846050

>>4835146
iktf

>> No.4847128

A Brief History of Time

>> No.4847140

A Feast for Crows

Don't ask why

>> No.4847144

>>4835619
>The penguin guide to excess: Hookers and smack in Southeast Asia. Vol IV
would read.

>> No.4847145

Excession
Inversions
Use of Weapons

>> No.4847147

De bello gallico

>> No.4848551

" " by nicolas tesla

>> No.4848842

The end of faith
Introduction to Brain and Behavior

>> No.4848875

>>4837178

The first 20 or the last?

>> No.4848881

Radical Abundance.

>> No.4848901

The book of Solomon

>> No.4848930

The 120 days of Sodom

>> No.4849002

>>4835077
Everyone Poops

>> No.4849426

The Lord of The Rings II: The Two Towers: Directors cut.

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>>4843928
holy fuck this is the only thing in this thread that's made me laugh out loud

thanks anon

>> No.4849964

On the Road

>> No.4850225

Congo

>> No.4850238

Drown

>> No.4850239

Conquistador of the Useless

>> No.4850240

Tis a Pity She's a Whore

>> No.4850241

what are the emotional connotations of a girl asking you to choke her during sex?

>> No.4850249

Under the Feet of Jesus

>> No.4850251

The Lathe of Heaven

>> No.4850257

Things Fall Apart

>> No.4850264

Seed to Harvest

>> No.4850272

The Destruction of the European Jews

>> No.4850284
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>> No.4850795

Gone with the Wind

>> No.4853297

Im übrigen bin ich immer völlig allein.

Otherwise I am always totally allone.

>> No.4853319

A Storm of Swords.

>> No.4853330

The Hobbit.

>> No.4853495
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>>4835322
i can't breath

>> No.4853517

>>4853495
I don't know if that is a great or a terrible sex life then, but I wish you the best, anon.

>> No.4854297

Uncle Vanya

>> No.4854538

Let's Pretend This Never Happened