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[Anonymous No.4727495]

1. What’s your favorite candle scent?
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?
5. Do you know a hoarder?
6. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
7. How many oceans have you swam in?
8. How many countries have you been to?
9. Is anyone in your family in the army?
10. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
11. What would you name your son if you had one?
12. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
13. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
14. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
15. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
16. Did your mother go to college?
17. Are your grandparents still married?
18. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
19. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
20. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
21. Is your father bald?
22. Have you ever had Indian food?
23. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
24. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?
25. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
26. Can you whistle?
27. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
28. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
29. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
30. What medical conditions do you have?
31. How many times have you been to the hospital?
32. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
33. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
34. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?
35. Will you follow the Santa Claus tradition with your children, if you ever have them?
36. How long have you been frequenting 4chan?

[Anonymous No.4727537]

1. What’s your favorite candle scent?
Rape scent
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
>celebrities
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
>celebrities
4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?
35
5. Do you know a hoarder?
No
6. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
8 because I didn't want to fall down so I didn't ride a bike
7. How many oceans have you swam in?
2
8. How many countries have you been to?
USA USA USA USA
9. Is anyone in your family in the army?
Yes
10. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
Mary
11. What would you name your son if you had one?
Drake
12. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
Johnny Bravo
13. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
I don't remember
14. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
Harry Potter and Hunger Games
15. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
American considering I live here
16. Did your mother go to college?
No
17. Are your grandparents still married?
Biologically no on both sides
18. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
Yes, I hated it
19. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
Spanish because it's the only useful language to know here other than English for obvious reasons
20. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
>not spelling it as gray
21. Is your father bald?
No
22. Have you ever had Indian food?
No
23. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
Yes
24. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?
No
25. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
Rural all day, gonna go into the woods tomorrow because it's gonna be nice out :3
26. Can you whistle?
Yes
27. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
No
28. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
>missing the most important meal of the day
29. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
No
30. What medical conditions do you have?
None
31. How many times have you been to the hospital?
Once for appendicitis
32. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
Yes
33. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
Not gonna teach them religion, they can become Buddhist for all I care
34. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?
9 (damn you Calvin and Hobbes ;_;)
35. Will you follow the Santa Claus tradition with your children, if you ever have them?
Yes
36. How long have you been frequenting 4chan?
Since September 2012

[Anonymous No.4727581]

>tfw only doing this to annoy people who are srs business on /lit/

Vanilla
Janelle Monae
Zizek
33+
No
3/4/5
1
3
Yes
Wife's choice
Frederick
Digimon
A devil
no
British. Nobody likes Americans. And I'm a brit with an American gf
no
only 1 alive
no
German/Russian/Arabic
grey
balding
had it tonight
no
no
City
A bit
Yes
Ptsd/depression
A shitload
Yes
None in particular
Think I always knew
Probably
Since around Japan Time.

[« 零 » !Ry9.FWKNDY No.4727589]

>1. What’s your favorite candle scent?

"CINNAMON".

>2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?

N/A.

>3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?

N/A.

>4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?

I WILL NEVER MARRY; MARRIAGE IS A REDUNDANT INSTITUTION; IF TWO PERSONS LOVE EACH OTHER THEY DO NOT NEED TO MARRY –WHAT WOULD BE THE PURPOSE?

>5. Do you know a hoarder?

NO.

>6. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?

I HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN; I DID NOT NEED TO LEARN; I KNEW THAT AS LONG AS THE WHEELS KEPT SPINNING I WOULD NOT FALL.

>7. How many oceans have you swam in?

ONE; THE PACIFIC OCEAN.

>8. How many countries have you been to?

TWO.

>9. Is anyone in your family in the army?

NO.

>10. What would you name your daughter if you had one?

I DO NOT KNOW; I WOULD HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE THAT BEFITS HER.

REGARDLESS, I LIKE "SOFIA RAE".

>11. What would you name your son if you had one?

I DO NOT KNOW; I WOULD HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE THAT BEFITS HIM.

>12. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?

MY FIRST "FAVORITE TELEVISION PROGRAM" WHILST BEING A CHILD WAS "MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS".

>13. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?

I DO NOT REMEMBER.

>14. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?

NO.

>15. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?

NEITHER.

>16. Did your mother go to college?

YES.

>17. Are your grandparents still married?

YES.

>18. Have you ever taken karate lessons?

YES.

[« 零 » !Ry9.FWKNDY No.4727603]

>19. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?

I AM CURRENTLY LEARNING GERMAN, SO GERMAN.

AFTER MASTERING GERMAN, I PLAN ON LEARNING LATIN.

>20. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?

"GREY".

>21. Is your father bald?

NO.

>22. Have you ever had Indian food?

NO.

>23. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?

YES.

>24. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?

NO.

>25. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?

NEITHER.

>26. Can you whistle?

YES.

>27. Do you sleep with a nightlight?

NO.

>28. Do you eat breakfast every morning?

NO.

>29. Do you take any pills or medication daily?

NO.

>30. What medical conditions do you have?

NONE.

>31. How many times have you been to the hospital?

I HAVE BEEN IN HOSPITALS MORE THAN TEN TIMES THROUGHOUT MY LIFE, BUT NOT ALWAYS AS A PATIENT.

>32. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?

YES.

>33. What religion will you raise your children to practice?

I WILL NOBLY RAISE MY CHILDREN, STIMULATING THEIR INTELLECT, THEIR BODY, AND ENCOURAGING THEM TO COMPREHEND & ENGAGE THE WORLD.

>34. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?

I DO NOT REMEMBER.

>35. Will you follow the Santa Claus tradition with your children, if you ever have them?

NO.

>36. How long have you been frequenting 4chan?

CIRCA FOUR YEARS.

[Anonymous No.4727605]

>>4727495
1. What’s your favorite candle scent?
Vanilla
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
No idea
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
Chris Hemsworth
4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?
>implying any man will ever marry me
5. Do you know a hoarder?
One lives down the street, but I don't know him. He just moved out actually.
6. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
11. Don't judge me, I never bothered as a kid.
7. How many oceans have you swam in?
Two: Atlantic and Pacific
8. How many countries have you been to?
Two: USA and Mexico
9. Is anyone in your family in the army?
No.
10. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
Crystal.
11. What would you name your son if you had one?

12. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
Pokemon.
13. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
Red Ranger.
14. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
Harry Potter and Hunger Games, full series. Never touched Twilight.
15. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
American; I have a light New York accent already.
16. Did your mother go to college?
Yes.
17. Are your grandparents still married?
My grandmother died this year, but they never divorced.
18. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
For about two days when I was 9.
19. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
French. I took classes in high school, I'd like to take more. It's a fun language to speak.
20. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
Gray.
21. Is your father bald?
No, but he has a VERY receded hairline.
22. Have you ever had Indian food?
Not that I recall.
23. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
No.
24. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?
No.
25. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
Suburbs; I like the quiet of the country but I'd rather have places be near me so I don't get bored to death.
26. Can you whistle?
No, I never learned.
27. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
No.
28. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
Usually, the only thing I never skip is my coffee.
29. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
I should be, but I'm too lazy to remember.
30. What medical conditions do you have?
Anemia and vitamin D deficiency. I also have Fifth disease, but it hasn't acted up since I was six.
31. How many times have you been to the hospital?
Zero, not counting when I was born.
32. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
Depends on the dream; if it's relevant to my life I'll remember it, meaningless dreams are forgotten quickly.
33. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
None. I'm agnostic. They can follow any faith they want.
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[Anonymous No.4727617]

>>4727605
34. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?
I never believed in him. My parents told me Santa was real, but I always knew it wasn't true.
35. Will you follow the Santa Claus tradition with your children, if you ever have them?
Yeah, why take away the fun of childhood?
36. How long have you been frequenting 4chan?
Four years.

[Anonymous No.4727622]

>>4727617
Old version of my favorites, I am no longer a brownie.

[Anonymous No.4727633]

1. What's your favorite candle scent?
Green Apple
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
Sara Underwood
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
Leonardo DiCaprio
4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?
At least thirty
5. Do you know a hoarder?
Yes
6. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
Four
7. How many oceans have you swam in?
Two
8. How many countries have you been to?
One
9. Is anyone in your family in the army?
Yep
10. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
Mistake
11. What would you name your son if you had one?
Dorian
12. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
I didn't have one
13. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
14. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
Unfortunately
15. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
American
16. Did your mother go to college?
Yes
17. Are your grandparents still married?
Yeah
18. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
Yeah
19. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
Japanese
20. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
Grey
21. Is your father bald?
Going bald
22. Have you ever had Indian food?
Nope
23. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
Yep
24. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?
Nah
25. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
Rural
26. Can you whistle?
Yes
27. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
I have a lavalamp
28. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
No
29. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
No
30. What medical conditions do you have?
I don't
31. How many times have you been to the hospital?
Five
32. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
Nope
33. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
Whichever they prefer, probably none
34. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?
Ten
35. Will you follow the Santa Claus tradition with your children, if you ever have them?
If we celebrate Christmas
36. How long have you been frequenting 4chan?
Four years