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469579 No.469579 [Reply] [Original]

ITT we booby-trap the unwary's perceptions by suggesting hideously inappropriate actors for famous literary roles.

Holden Caulfield

>> No.469583
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469583

Holden Caulfield

wait no, mistake, i thought this was "post actors who are inevitably going to play this role in the eventual movie"

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469594

>> No.469609
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Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde.

o wait...

>> No.469647
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>>469609

>> No.469660
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Judge Holden

>> No.469669

>>469609

I lol'd.

>> No.469678
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Hiro Protagonist

(racial casting. my bad.)

>> No.469685
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Meursault

>> No.469717
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Bruce Willis as Atticus Finch.

>> No.469747

Seth Rogen as Humbert Humbert. I win.

>> No.469748

Tom Cruise - Raskolnikov

>> No.469752

>>469747
I would watch the shit out of that.

>> No.469759

Michael Cera - Howard Roark

>> No.469769
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469769

Ragnar Danneskjold

>> No.469774

Gilbert Gottfried as Catelyn Stark.

>> No.469795

>>469583
>the eventual movie
>its 2010
>CINR has no wizards or vampires

yeah okay bro

>> No.469797

Tracy Morgan as... anyone

>> No.469820
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469820

Copypasta from casting directors of the last century. Sage this shit.

>> No.469836
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Jay Gatsby

>> No.469926

it's called trolling, fag

>> No.469940
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Captain Ahab

>> No.470542

Rowan Atkinson as Bartleby from A Scrivener's Tale.

Actually scratch that now that I think about it he'd be fucking perfect if he can be srs, which he can (i.e. Thin Blue Line).

How about Seth Rogan in the same role. lol.

>> No.470549

Michael Cera as....

Gandalf the Grey in the LOTR Trilogy.

Whoopi Goldberg as Holly Golightly

Kermit the Frog as Tyler Durden....no that would be awesome.

>> No.470559
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Holden Caulfield

>> No.470573

>>469747
Fuck yes, this.

>> No.470588
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Captain Nemo.

>> No.470590
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Raskolnikov

>> No.470592

Wrong, all of you.

Jonah Hill - Samwell Tarly

>> No.470594
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Winston smith from 1984

>> No.470595

helena bonem carter - blanch

a streetcar named desire

>> No.470618

>>470594

Dean Moriarty/Neal Cassidy - On The Road

>> No.470620
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as King Richard in Shakespere's Richard II

>> No.470676
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Rodney Dangerfield- Falstaff

>> No.470680

>>470588
Fuck, I'd watch that movie.

>> No.470681

>>469579

This would actually be pretty appropriate.

>> No.470690

>>469747
I think you might not win because that's an awesome idea.

>> No.470704
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470704

Aeneas

>> No.470710

>>470618
FUCK!! Actualy make that movie!! Fuck!!!
if he can do american beat acccent
FUCK! good idea

>> No.470738

>>470690
that's what i meant...i should learn to read lol

>> No.470752 [DELETED] 

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>> No.470791

Kal Penn- Balram Halwai

>> No.470810

>>469759

i lol'd.

>> No.470814
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Charles Halloway, "Something Wicked This Way Comes".

>> No.470816

danny devito as roland the gunslinger

>> No.470876
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Socrates

>> No.470911

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>> No.470931
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Jason "Wee Man" Acuna as Hodor.

>> No.470952
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Tom Cruise as Dorian Gray

>> No.470965
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Humbert (from Lolita)

>> No.470970
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Hamlet

>> No.470972

balls

>> No.470978
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Adolf Hitler

>> No.470980
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the Old Man (and the sea)

>> No.470991

>>470980
I'd watch it but only if he modified the character and instead did "George (and the Sea)".

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Stalin, Lenin, Hitler and Mao.

Oh, wait...

>> No.471022

>>471001
u forgot Napoleon

>> No.471045

>>471022
it seems pretty obvious to me that >>470980 should be Napoleon.

>> No.471047

>>471001

drama queen much, teabagger?

>> No.471048

>>471022
I see what you did there

>> No.471050

>>470952
that would actually fit quite well