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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wM5T3P1YPL

something sexy baby something sexyyy

>> No.4681415

>>4681402
marry me, pls

>> No.4681417

is that you OP?

>> No.4681423

>>4681420
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RsE6rsa2If
you are so full of yourself.

>> No.4681420

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RsE6rsa2If

>> No.4681424

>>4681423
Who isn't these days?

>> No.4681428

>>4681424
Not to the degree you are.

>> No.4681429

>>4681402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bDfPcx5G73

>> No.4681431
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>>4681428
Fair enough.

>> No.4681433

>>4681415
already married, sry :(

>>4681417
yes

>>4681420
not again but thanks for remembering my name.

>> No.4681437

>>4681429
shocker!!!!

that's not sexy though

>> No.4681443

>>4681429
actually it is let me correct myself

>> No.4681444

>>4681431
Every goddamn time. I bet the guy in that image shitposts about how men aren't fashionable anymore, too

>> No.4681448
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>>4681433
>not again
If something was worth doing once, its worth doing again.

Don't pretend otherwise my pet.

>> No.4681456

>>4681433
are there more pictures in the series??

>> No.4681457
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s12gVwkM8uHI

>> No.4681468

>>4681457
Holy shit.

Would you like me to write something erotic for you to read?

>> No.4681475

>>4681468
surely, sir.

>> No.4681483

>>4681457
daddy issues detected

but that was pretty poetic

>> No.4681497

>>4681483
real life events.

>> No.4681537
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>>4681475
I’ll never understand you.

You stand before me naked, on the other side of the room.

Your manhood juts out like a sword, ready for war. Yet you can still hold yourself back, despite the fact that your entire body has been primed. You still have control, you have the wolf by the ears, while I...

While I tease you—bending over my heart shaped ass. Spreading my cheeks and showing you the avenues and orifices that are designed to give us life ad nausea. Squeezing my breasts together to perhaps, cause a pre-mature calamity. But no, you just stand there, proud and tall, like a truer Michelangelo’s David, better for the fact that you’re actually harder than marble.

A weaker man would have snapped and frenzied himself on me to make a brief and messy conclusion, but not you. You’re an artist. You command, and I obey.

To arch my back so you can trace the lines and indents? Sure, if that gets you off.

To kneel before you, tongue out and mouth open, but not dare touch you? Sure thing, I am your mannequin. I move, read, and speak what you desire. I am your desires manifest.

Improvise?

Ok, I’ll just casually like my fingers and clutch my throat. My other hand, you know where that will go, on to the curtains of my pleasure theatre.

Why oh why so much preliminary?

*sigh*

Alright then, knees together and against my breasts. Is this what you want?

Surely your appetite is piqued, but mine is dreadfully ravenous. Do let feast a little, please...

If you could be this creative without penetration, then I know we’re in for a show...

>> No.4681538

What's with all the vocaroo threads, Grace?
And if you think /lit/ is a good place to get your work noticed... it isn't.

>> No.4681544

>>4681538
i'm having fun.

>> No.4681552

>>4681537
ew this is not erotic this is mascu-pornotica

>> No.4681631

>>4681552
What a woman.

>> No.4681664
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>>4681631
Indeed, what a woman (I prefer her on drugs though):
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XIBcLwHJnK

>> No.4681675

>>4681664
eww don't save things like that :(

but i am sexy as fuck

>> No.4681682

>>4681664
i did just take 8mg benzos though so we'll see what comes from that (hopefully i will)

>> No.4681689

>>4681682
Quit being stuck up and read this then>>4681537

>> No.4681708

>>4681682
xanax already hittin' baby
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LvAwGeLC2I

next: a sextion of my favorite hidden away romance novel

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>>4681708
Ugh, go away. I've greatly misjudged you.

>> No.4681733

>>4681720
from which bit :(

>> No.4681757

>>4681689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Biyfc9Y9vI

>> No.4681758

>>4681733
There are right and wrong ways to be narcissistic. Your voice can make people come hither, but the soul and mind that controls your wind pipes is abominable--and I'm sure your manners and ideas of what constitutes as conversation are equally as abominable


In less words: fuck off you gutter slut.

>> No.4681767

>>4681758
ok You Man.

my writings surely run over yours. too bad, for you, you know.

>> No.4681774

>>4681758
4chan makes me a little more of a misandrist every day

>> No.4681777

>>4681758
>I'm sure your manners and ideas of what constitutes as conversation are equally as abominable
lol are you from the 19th century?

Pretty good, that.

>> No.4681787

>>4681758
>fuck off you gutter slut.

There's no excuse for this kind of hate speech. What are you raging against exactly?

>> No.4681788

>>4681774
Why? Because I insulted a wanton drug abusing exhibitionist who's on far too high of a horse?

You may want to give your prejudices a more critical examination.

>> No.4681791

>>4681777
Excuse me, sirrah. But there is a confirmed female in this thread. Needs we be cordial.

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>>4681787
>What are you raging against exactly?
Sexual anxiety that knows no satisfactory output.

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>>4681803

>> No.4681815

>>4681788
>Because I'm a wonton abusing introvert

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>>4681791
>sirrah

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>>4681758
your posts are garbage as you are garbage without a soul
let's all get mad

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>>4681828
>let's all get mad
Deal.

>> No.4681840

>>4681788
i've hardly been an exhibitionist, sir. *gaia emote :roll:*

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>>4681840
If you want me to like you, you have to be exactly how I want you to be, or better than I could possibly imagine.

Them's the brakes you sexy bitch.

>> No.4681854

>>4681846
4Chan: a place for friends

>> No.4681855

>>4681846
i don't care if you like me. i like myself and you don't know me i am just anon to you, weird sir.

>> No.4681864

>>4681855
And that is why you're dirt beneath my feet that crunches and protests far too loudly considering its place in the hierarchy of beings.

Good day.

>> No.4681865

>>4681855
Reddit shut the fuck up.

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>>4681864

>> No.4681879

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ubsqbFFVfE

>> No.4681883

>>4681864
post something you've written.

>> No.4681885
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>>4681855
>weird sir

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>>4681855
get it, girl ;)

>> No.4681898

>>4681879
Darling you might want to practice your musing before uttering them.

You're making me feel like I've mangled your esteem as if it where the bulb of a crushed tulip. I don't want to do that, but I can' help it. It gives demonic satisfaction--hurting you for not being that way I want you to be.

>> No.4681905

>>4681893
i love me but i'm still patiently waiting to die again.

>> No.4681908

>>4681898
I'm embarrassed just reading this

>> No.4681909
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4681909

Since it's raining outside, this is now a horror story competition. Get writing everyone.

>> No.4681912

>>4681908
Yet you're enthralled aren't you?

>> No.4681916

>>4681855
>weird sir

Kindly die.

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>>4681854

>> No.4681922

>>4681912
y-yes.

>> No.4681929

>>4681909
What? It's not raining, look out the window. It's just a bit overcast.

>> No.4681938

>>4681929
Oh right, it's the year of the never ending summer, not no summer. My bad. Let's write romances.

>> No.4681941

>>4681898
it's not you. i just feel reflective and sad and my voice carries meaning.

>> No.4681949

>>4681938
I don't feel like it.

>> No.4681958

>>4681949
You are such a bore, Percy.

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Wtf is going on in this thread?

>> No.4681997

>>4681992
p, self explanatory.

>> No.4682005

>>4681997
Do you always take things at face value?

>> No.4682011

>>4682005
well i made the thread so i feel it's pretty self explanatory if you read into it a bit.

>> No.4682014

>>4682011
>still missing the point

>> No.4682020

I tried reading Catullus 16 without thinking but my voice is still messy, sorry

>> No.4682075

>>4682014
please indulge me and tell me the point.

>> No.4682093

>>4682075
ill indulge u w/ my point bby

>> No.4682104

>>4682093
'bout the size of a pointer finger, ya?

>> No.4682108

>>4682104
Yeah maybe Shaquil O'Neal's

>> No.4683667

>>4681664
I came while listening to this.