/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.4605246]

ITT: false philosopher quotes using rap lyrics

"It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh"
-Wittgenstein

[Anonymous No.4605249]

"life's a bitch and then you die
thats why we get high
cuz you never know when you're gonna go"
-Buddh

[Anonymous No.4605251]

>>4605246
"Black timbs all on your couch again, black dick all in your spouse again"

-Immanuel Kant

[Anonymous No.4605253]

"I'm beyond good and evil, my lyrics are like steel, dope me up, I'm superman, only my morals are for real"
-Freddie "Sad-Cunt" Nietzsche

[Anonymous No.4605254]

"It's simple mathematics...Check it out! I revolve around science..What are we talking about here?"

[Anonymous No.4605258]

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas

[Anonymous No.4605263]

"Is Pius pious cause God loves pious?"
-Socrates

[Anonymous No.4605267]

>>4605258
I thought he was homo?

[Anonymous No.4605270]

Soon as they like you make 'em unlike you
Cause kissin' people ass is so unlike you
- Stirner

[Anonymous No.4605271]

Dawg, that chick ain't real
That's only sensation and meal
When Imma touchin da booty
I got no idea how it is going on
And on and on, on da republic street :
Check yourselves bad motherfucker
Cause out of da hood you're flunked.

[Anonymous No.4605272]

You know this ain't love
Oh, no, you know this ain't love
You know this ain't love
No, this ain't love
(What is it then?) It's desperation

[Anonymous No.4605274]

"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian,

Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
- Yeshua Al-Mashia

[Anonymous No.4605275]

>>4605263
I approve of this, Hova would be proud.

[Anonymous No.4605279]

"Fuck your beans, math is all I need
Comin' straight outta Samos to give you means
Stop foolin' around with your water and elements,
Life's in the spheres, dawg"

[Anonymous No.4605282]

>>4605274
>Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian
I laughed my face off.

[Anonymous No.4605389]

>idea guy from /b/ and reddit wants to create a xddDD meyamay thread "amirite ;pp so intellectual and funny at the same time looll RAP AND FILOSPH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ;)"
>he maniacally prepares ~10 such posts, can't wait for everyone see how kek he is.
>perhaps 2-3 likeminded internet newfaggots contribute.
>thread ends prematurely as it should

I am being a dick here but start lurking more, your thread isnt' funny or original or witty by any means, yeah i was too 18yo at some point, i know how you feel.

[Anonymous No.4605395]

>>4605389

>implying rap battles aren't the only good thing about /lit/ since Brownbear left

speaking of newfags needing to lurk more

[Anonymous No.4605421]

with the white sassoons and the looks that kill
making love in the back of my coupe de ville

[Anonymous No.4605431]

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.
-J Derrida

[Anonymous No.4605447]

I smoke weed for breakfast
I drink lean for breakfast
I take mollies, I take xannies, I can’t eat no breakfast
Half a pound for breakfast
2 grams of molly breakfast
A pint of lean for breakfast
And I’m cookin' dope for breakfast
I smoke weed for breakfast
I drink lean for breakfast
I take mollies, I take xannies, I can’t eat no breakfast
Half a pound for breakfast
2 grams of molly breakfast
A pint of lean for breakfast
I got Collard Greens for breakfast

[Anonymous No.4605455]

"I don't need ya pussy bitch
I'm on my own dick"

-Arthur Schopenhauer

[Anonymous No.4605475]

>>4605389
Go kill yourself you fucking off-site retard

[Anonymous No.4605673]

>>4605475
No, go back to your containment website.

The fact that you literally don't understand how fucking cringeworthy is your thread makes me even more disgusted.

[Anonymous No.4605680]

>>4605395
New to /lit/ here, what are rap battles and brownbear?

[Anonymous No.4605693]

>>4605673
>Implying my thread
>"Cringeworthy"
>Writing that huge autistic pants-shitting block
>Implying you're not retarded

[Anonymous No.4605697]

>>4605673
>containment website

[Anonymous No.4605698]

>Read all these hilarious posts from various anons about /lit/core philosopher like Heidegger, Schopenhaeur, Wittgenstein and others
>Realize I'd had to read through all the greeks in order to understand or 'get them'

well fuck

[Anonymous No.4605703]

>>4605693
If it's not your thread then you clearly enjoy this wankfest.
Which means you're the typical entry-level /b/ 9thumleddit "intellectual" that tries to unconsciously fit in.

>hey guise imagine if abraham lincon said "bitch fuck dis politics xDDDD"
You people disgust me in every level, this is the most low brow humor attempt in this board, you are pulling this board down with your retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.4605732]

>>4605703
Yes there's clearly no way I'm just calling you retarded for being retarded.

[Anonymous No.4605733]

>>4605698
>Realize I'd had to read through all the greeks in order to understand or 'get them'

Except you don't, at least not in Wittgenstein's case.

[Anonymous No.4605740]

>>4605733
Ehh, considering all philosophy to my understanding in the west travels back to the three geek greeks, socrates/plato/aristotle, how do you not need to read them before Wittgenstein?

or is he Plato/Socrates/Aristotle of his time?

[Anonymous No.4605754]

Op here, pardon for the butthurt and/or my lack of self-criticism. Just thought that line from Snoop Dogg actually sounded a lot like Wittgenstein. Obv I don't know his work, only that he uses a lot of "this-and-that" when talking about objects. Then I started seeing some sort of minimalistic philosophy in all rap music.

[Anonymous No.4605757]

>>4605732
This is the problem.
If someone is in over his head he can never tell, thing is i understand both worlds, because i used to like stuff itt when i was younger, but growing up it just seems so stupid.

I guess i am trying to convince children to stop watching cartoons because I consider them stupid and boring.
No matter how smart is the child, he just can't understand WHY that "adult" considers cartoons boring, the child enjoys it so "it's not himself, it's the adult that's wrong" hence "you're retarded".

The difference between the adult and the child is that the former HAS seen both sides, has been little and just doesn't want to watch that shit, the child knows only his little world.

Ofcourse the mature thing to do would be to let the child to watch his cartoons in the TV.
But the TV is an internet board where both children and adults browse, children should go to reddit or other similar sites because they are likeminded people there, not here.

Regardless, i hate kids.

[Anonymous No.4605759]

>>4605740
Apparently he never read Aristotle.

Philosophy kind of got rebooted in the late 19th/early 20th centuries by Frege, Russell, and Moore. Frege and Russell are pretty much the only two you need to read as prep for Wittgenstein.

[Anonymous No.4605760]

>>4605740
Socrates didn't write anything m8

[Anonymous No.4605767]

>>4605757
I'm an adult and I don't dislike cartoons, maybe I'm not bitter and/or stupid.

[Anonymous No.4605778]

>>4605767
It goes without saying that we mean "childish cartoons only a child would like".
I am sure there are many cartoons adult can enjoy, ironically or otherwise.
The fact that you can't read between the lines adds to your retarded taste of humor.

[Anonymous No.4605786]

>>4605251
That picture is just perfect.

[Anonymous No.4605813]

>>4605759
So, one should be fine reading from Frege Russell and Moore onwards?

but they trace their thoughts to the greeks and here we are back again. You gotta start with the greeks.

[Anonymous No.4605814]

"I never half step 'cause I'm not a half stepper
Drink a lot of soda so they call me Dr. Pepper"
-Kierkegaard

[Anonymous No.4605865]

''Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion''

or, alternatively

''Don't talk about my moms, yo''

or

''The rocket scientist, with the pocket wine listAnnotate
Some even say he might need some p-sychiatrist''

[Anonymous No.4605868]

>>4605865
ignore that ''annotate''

[Anonymous No.4605876]

>>4605865
MF Doom, right?

My nigger.

[Anonymous No.4605879]

>>4605865
also,

>''Hey you, don't touch the mic like it's AIDS on it''

>>4605876
yep

[Anonymous No.4605886]

"Outside of the influential arms of your idolatries
The object will be turning goodbyes into good biology
There will be a DOA who has some parts that seem okay
Coinciding with someone you know that needs a piece replaced
And we will stand around the corpse, fishing in a well of ribs
Treasure hunting just before they show you where the devil is
Nobody is judging you to vilify the guilty
I will cut and dry, be leaving with your kidney."

-Hippocrates of Cos

[Anonymous No.4605922]

>>4605680

>met a girl a starbucks the other day
>she said something like that
>except she was prettier and less slutty

[Anonymous No.4605925]

>>4605886

based hippocrates

[Anonymous No.4605931]

>>4605757
You realize that you have actually presented the same argument as the other poster, right? Couching a personal attack in your own insecure fixation on maturity doesn't validate your point any more than just calling him a retard does.

[Anonymous No.4606095]

>>4605922
/thread

[Anonymous No.4606100]

>>4606095
>>4605922

SOME POST BROWNBEAR GREENTEXT STORIES UP IN THIS BITCHHHH

[Anonymous No.4606127]

''Never let me slip, cause if I slip then I'm slipping''

-Sigmund Freud

[Anonymous No.4606284]

>>4605814

Hahaha

[Anonymous No.4606288]

>>4605922
you met a girl and gauged her sluttiness in the same day?

[Anonymous No.4606299]

"Don't try to treat me like I ain't famous My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus"

- Rene Descartes

[Anonymous No.4606347]

"I got 95 Problems but the Lord ain't one."

- Martin Luther

[Anonymous No.4606379]

[Anonymous No.4606493]

>>4605703
baby that postmodern Gestell got you good
can't stack authentic Being and don't think you should
herausfordern-ing all yo frauding round my hood
like you wouldn't spit some sweet poeisis if you could

[Anonymous No.4606670]

>>4605246
"I'm cold blooded like reptiles
Touch a pregnant bitch and make her give birth to a dead child
Every time I flex styles
Niggas vacate the premises and become exiles"
-Emma Goldman

[Anonymous No.4606695]

>>4605389
"smoke weedl o l" - that asian guy with the weird hair who talks about physics and other smart people who u dont think would smoke weed

[Anonymous No.4606699]

>>4606670
immortal technique is the whitest rapper ever

[Anonymous No.4606708]

>>4606699
it's pretty racist to act like every white rapper is as bad as immortal technique

[Anonymous No.4606738]

"Hurry up with my damn croissants" - Descartes (1642 in a french-ass restaurant)
"I keep it 300 like the Romans. 300 bitches, where the Trojans?" - Plato

[Anonymous No.4606804]

>>4606699
yeah really. He's technically excellent, but his "revolutionary" ideas border on cringe worthy and he sounds awkward saying nigga. Eminem avoids the word because it would be bad press but really he could get away with it much better than IT.

Not surprising since he's a poser. He reps Harlem and Harlem is just the Village with a different paint job.

[Anonymous No.4606914]

>>4606347
kek

[Anonymous No.4606921]

This thread is embarrassing: ITT numerous people applying their 4chan knowledge of philosophers via shitty lyrics.

[Anonymous No.4606953]

>>4606921
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
-Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.4607005]

Good loadie woadie, everyone in the hood
Roll up on me like, now whats up witchu homie?
Don't you know all these suckas is phonie?
So whats good? Let me tell you whats good
The town ain't safe cuz the hood just hood
My past couldn't slow a nigga down, what could?
So the crown ain't safe in the hood, whats good?
I know you see me gunnin' for the spot, whats good?
From the bottom I'm comin' for the top, whats good?
Tell em keep your money runnin' til it stops, whats good?
When I get say Im gunnin' for my block, whats good?
Let me tell you what's good
The town ain't safe cuz the hood just hood
My past couldn't slowa nigga down, what could?
So the crown ain't safe in the hood, whats good?

[Anonymous No.4607273]

"Feds still lurking
'cause they see I'm still putting work in
because somewhere in America
Miley Cyrus is still twerking"
-Fredrich Nietzsche

[Anonymous No.4607332]

>>4605246
I have a funny story about that dre/snoop song you're quoting.

I first heard it in San Andreas (like so many of my generation) when I was 12. Then, years later, I was smoking lots of dro with a really white, nerdy buddy of mine, and the old music video for it comes on TV, and my friend just stares for a really long time, completely stone-faced, and is suddenly like

"Man, these niggers are actually saying really deep shit, they're talking about how they, like, hit up women and list all their excuses. It's like this and like that and like this and uh. They never say what 'uh' is because anything can be inserted there. Just like the pussy they're chasing"

He was completely serious. I almost wet my pants with laughter.

[Anonymous No.4607349]

Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness

Goblin, Ghoul, A zombie with no conscience,

Question? What do all these things have in common?

Errybody knows I'm a muthafuckin monster!

- Spook Stirner

[Anonymous No.4607375]

fredo in the cut that's a scary sight

[Anonymous No.4607403]

"scooby snack jurassic plastic gas booby trap"

-J Derra

[Anonymous No.4609083]

Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freaking niggas every way like MJ
I can't believe today was a good day

[Anonymous No.4609087]

>>4606288

get bent, fucking newfag.

[Anonymous No.4609097]

>>4609087

nobody remembers the brown

[None !!lZetafI6z8s No.4609122]

pussy boy don't want war

[Anonymous No.4609123]

this thread is not funny because there is no relation between the rap quotes and the philosophers

[Anonymous No.4609263]

>>4609122
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvO73fHiY1g

>average novatoreans

[None !!lZetafI6z8s No.4610658]

>>4609263
makes me want to want to spread radical individualist anarchist literature in every poverty-stricken area in the us, might make it my life goal to raise those murder rates up

[Anonymous No.4610665]

>>4610658
if you want the murder rates up you should make it a mixtape instead of literature bruh bruh

[None !!lZetafI6z8s No.4610670]

>>4610665
lil renzo tape dropping 2015

[Anonymous No.4610698]

>>4610670
#grenadegang

[Anonymous No.4612679]

>>4605267
He loved the p.

[Anonymous No.4612736]

>>4605267
schopenhauer was all about that pussy as a young man

[Anonymous No.4612739]

>>4605698
You need to know about them, not necessarily read through all of it. I'd say delve into this:

http://www.historyofphilosophy.net/

Then go from there.

[Anonymous No.4612892]

[Anonymous No.4612906]

>>4612739
Thank you based anon.