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4548049 No.4548049[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Write a suicide note.
It doesn't have to be about you, unless you want it to be.
It can be a sentence or an essay, it doesn't really matter.

>> No.4548057

>>4548049
White men can actually jump.

>> No.4548060
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4548060

>>4548049
>to my cat i leave my xbox and all games
>to my dog i leave my monitor in the living room and computer.
>to my government i leave you my land of 2 acres.
>to my girlfriend who i never went out with but think of everyday i leave you my soul my pride and my self worth.

>> No.4548070

At least I finally did something right

>> No.4548076

spaghett

>> No.4548078

>>4548049
It's all uphill from here.

>> No.4548079

>>4548060
realistic/10
>only idiots think people write poems or muse philosophical about the nature of existence before offing themselves

>> No.4548101

>no funeral pls
>burn my body in the northern fields let the win blow the ashes around

>> No.4548102

To those whom it may concern: i won 13 arguments in the internet.

>> No.4548106

>>4548101
Wind blow the ashes around*

>> No.4548107

Geronimo!

>> No.4548113

>>4548102

>13

Is this meant to be symbolic?

>> No.4548119

no funeral please, cremation, scatter my ashes in a nearby lake/river.

>> No.4548139

We owe a kek to Asclepius :^)

>> No.4548145

>>4548049
We just fucking did this.

How about writing a suicidal note.

>> No.4548148

I was never alive

>> No.4548161

>>4548079
then what about mayakovsky's re-write?

>> No.4548240

Just a post-it what says "Okay, I'm done."

>> No.4548255

I'm not saying that this is entirely because you didn't get me an ipad, I'm just saying that if I had have got one for Christmas like I specifically asked, I would probably have been happier and this might not have happened.

Food for thought, mom.

>> No.4548273

It's time I finish what I started for once.

Goodbye.

PS: I licked this note.

>> No.4548289

I am about to embark onto mankind's greatest journey. I will know the truth.

>> No.4548299

Excuse me, I must be going.

>> No.4548310

>>4548299
Charming.

>> No.4548342 [DELETED] 

It's just no fun anymore. Any of it.

>> No.4548348

I'm deep. I swear

>> No.4548365

Im in heaven now

>> No.4548371

#wow #whoa

>> No.4548379

oh my god, how could this happen?

>> No.4548382

you are now breathing manually

>> No.4548381

___________ brought around dinner. Nice of them. Starting to think they aren't just after the money.

>> No.4548386

If you've found this note then my experiment has gone terribly wrong.

>> No.4548389

Goodbye world.

If I could do a better suicide note, well I'd be a better writer.

>> No.4548400

I recorded Boardwalk Empire.

>> No.4548415

yolo

>> No.4548420

The secret dies with me.

>> No.4548426

Keep it short.

>> No.4548499

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

>> No.4548511

If you are reading this in front of people, pretend it is my actual suicide note. When you're alone, tell Dad.

Gio, I didn't actually kill myself. I have stolen this body that remarkably resembles what I would look like in a decayed state. That's alright, you know neither of us ever want an open casket funeral anyway.

I have gone in search for our grandfather. I have reason to believe that Operation Condor is still active, and that our grandpa is being detained. Our true grandfather.

I am afraid that if I embark on this journey as my true identity, the people that killed our grandma and over 60,000 others will discover me, and go after you. This is unfortunate. My first step is Florida, where I will I will speak to our long-lost great aunt and cousins. I will try and gain any information I can about the last known whereabouts of Monica. I have no idea if our grandpa was Brazilian, Uruguayan, Chilean, etc, or Romanian, Iranian, or French. I am assuming this is my pool of options, as the languages of these countries are the ones Monica spoke.

She was a communist, and a socialist, so perhaps he was as well. There are many factors to consider here, and for the most part, I am hoping to just get lucky and stumble upon information that will identify him. I don't even know if he's actually alive. He would be around 80.

I love you. I hope to return. Occasionally I will buy a disposable phone and call you, so be prepared.

(all the information here is true, except for the the premise that Operation Condor is still active. I've often thought about doing this.)

>> No.4548539

>>4548511
Wow.

>> No.4548576

You'll never find the money now

>> No.4548596

>>4548511
It makes me happy that you're impressed, even if slightly.

If you guys wanna Google my grandma, her name is Monica Benaroyo Pencu. Everything about her is in Spanish, especially the videos, which are the most interesting. The translations might be rusty.

>> No.4548613

>>4548596
I mean this with the warmest affection, anon... pls kill yoursefl. we will find your grandfather

>> No.4548657

As if you cared

>> No.4548664

Dear Landlord, Awkward way to meet, I know. If you're reading this before the fifteenth, there's not enough money in my account to pay you back rent. Just back out and call the police then, the bank will hook you up I'm sure. I tried to keep the damage under the security desposit and the a/c should keep the smell down. The place probably needs more light. Think about making the place open plan if you decide to remodel.

>> No.4548670

>>4548664
I loled.

>> No.4548690

Dear Georgia your amazing please forget about me
Dear Justin I hope you can help many people, please forget about me
Dear huessien I hope you change the world, please forget about me
Dear Paige your getting better please forget about me

>> No.4548694

Wrap my body up in something impenetrable, I can't bear the thought of worms gnawing throught my eyes.

>> No.4548705

“I am now about to make the great adventure"

>> No.4548714

I'm going for a walk. May not be back for a while.

>> No.4548717

romanticizing suicide is morally bankrupt this is why i killed myself

>> No.4548730

"It is fitting, isn't it? It all falls into place. Life is an artwork, you know. Things don't have to be rational. They just have to make sense in the grand picture.
I was never a good swimmer. And all rivers flow into the sea, so does the old father. I felt it necessary to have him take me with him."

I will kill myself by jumping into the Rhine, which is nicknamed "the old father" in Germany.
Also, I feel like I am very similar to my father, and am afraid that by getting older I will just turn into my father again and raise a son that will be like me. I mention that I was never a good swimmer as a reference to Kafka's The Judgement where he jumps off a bridge, which some people interpret as a liberation rather than a suicide, since Kafka was known as a good swimmer.

Not that I really plan to do this in the near future. But it is fitting, isn't it?

>>4548714
Love this one.

>> No.4548736

>>4548730
I never thought people who needed psychoanalysis existed.

>> No.4548739

>>4548730
Tbh, I'm paraphrasing what were purported to be Scott's last words to another human (on the fated Antarctic trip)

>> No.4548740

>>4548714
wasn't this plath's note the first attempt/the one in the bell jar?

>> No.4548750

>>4548736
The whole stuff's gotta come from somewhere.

>> No.4548747

>>4548740
Well, what I was intending was: >>4548739

>> No.4548752

If you don't forward this to 10 people you will commit suicide in 141 minutes.

>> No.4548754

>>4548747
guess it's a bit of a common tactic

>> No.4548755

>>4548730
You get a price for the most pretentious and thought-out suicide note.

>> No.4548761

>>4548755
OH GOLLY, IS IT ONLY $19.99?
BECAUSE I COULD SAVE 50% ON PRETENTIOUS AND THOUGHT-OUT SUICIDE NOTES IF I BOUGHT ONE FROM YOU!

>> No.4548783

>>4548761
Fucking german sneaking into my english again. I meant award.

>> No.4548791

>>4548783
>>4548755
Well, that's the one reason why I will never commit suicide: the crippling fear that no one will understand my suicide note and that I have to explain everything.

>> No.4548798

>>4548694
Like a coffin, m8?

>> No.4548804

>>4548798
Dunno, from what I've heard the worms will get you in your coffin eventually.

>> No.4548809

#YOLO

At least I really fucking hope so.

>> No.4548832

I'm not unhappier than others, I just refuse to accept the unhappiness because I'm not a moron, smell ya later fgt!.

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4549112

>>4548511
>against Operation Condor
I hope this is a real suicide note and that you're actually killing yourself, you piece of shit.

>> No.4549136

Give me liberty or give me death.

>> No.4549141
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4549141

Removed; A will, an idea, a whole ecosystem in which a living person was attached.
Regret; Escape will cause small deaths amongst beings close to subjects everyday proximity, apologies that it will not be around to provide comfort in exchange for the pain it causes.
Reason; Tired of being tired, desperate to dream again or, at the least, rest.

>> No.4549157

>>4548791
>tfw if you would commit suicide it's because those surrounding you can't understand things about you
>and if you did you still probably couldn't explain yourself to them in your note

>> No.4549163

To my family; This is not because of anything any of you have or haven't done to me. I love you all, much more than anything in this world, and this love will always be there. You all are the reason I've been able to go through what I've been through for so many years before finally breaking under the pressure, but now it's just my time to leave. I hope you all can forgive me.
Do what you will with my things. Mom's good with knowing who would make the most out of what.
I love all of you.

this shit's making me cry man I don't want to do this anymore, I'm gonna go eat macaroni to feel better ;_;

>> No.4549172

>>4548049
I hated you all.

>> No.4549175

>>4549163
buen apetito