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Anonymous Mon Jan 20 03:12:20 2014 No.4486735 [Reply] [Original]

What are the metaphysics of waifus?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 03:18:19 2014 No.4486742 >>4486735 in you pants, obviously captcha: takesr steam

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 03:33:05 2014 No.4486761 >>4486735 The anthropology and sociology is far more interesting. p.s.: Your waifu a slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 03:47:05 2014 No.4486777 File: 218 KB, 1280x720, haruhi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lets discuss the theological implications of the Haruhi Suzumiya endless summer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 03:53:05 2014 No.4486789 File: 287 KB, 523x516, 1384199678410.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4486777 777 trips, Haruhiism confirmed for the one true religion. Praise your new Goddess, /lit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 05:02:05 2014 No.4486931 >>4486777 To be fair, Haruhi is the one of the very few fictional works that investigate the implications of solipsism. One would think it would be a very popular subject among sci-fi writers, but aside from Iain Banks I really can't think of any.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 05:03:05 2014 No.4486932 File: 110 KB, 1169x782, chariot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best BRS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 05:06:05 2014 No.4486935 >>4486789 I already am a Haruhiist. I also might read the novels too. This is the only way I can know more content besides the manga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 05:06:05 2014 No.4486936 Something to do with Debord's concept of spectacle and Baudrillard's simulacra. The image replacing the original.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 05:09:06 2014 No.4486941 A waifu is closer to the Platonic Form of a mate than any real woman can be

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 05:30:26 2014 No.4486960 >>4486936 Damn I should have used that shit in a recent essay. >>4486941 All the more reason to avoid them. dur

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 05:43:26 2014 No.4486970

>>4486931
I don't know if I'd actually call the universe of Haruhi solipsistic though, at least in the LN's there's another girl who has the same reality warping powers as Haruhi (with the difference of actually being aware of her powers, although having no desire to use them).

http://haruhi.wikia.com/wiki/Sasaki

There's also a girl who believes that Sasaki is the true "god" of the universe and Haruhi was some kind of cosmic mistake.

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 05:46:26 2014 No.4486972

>>4486970
If I remember correctly solipsism was reference and explained in the LNs and I believe one of Koizumi's speeches in the anime also name drops it

And in this case Kyon would be the solipsist, not Haruhi. Remember the question of whether Kyon was really god instead of Haruhi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 05:47:26 2014 No.4486974 >>4486936 Kristeva's Abject too of course.

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 05:49:27 2014 No.4486976

>>4486972
>Remember the question of whether Kyon was really god instead of Haruhi?

One of the newer LN's shot that theory down though. Haruhi and Sasaki are definitely the reality warpers, and Haruhi is definitely the one responsible for almost everything chaotic that happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 05:51:26 2014 No.4486977 >>4486935 Well you can watch Haruhi-chan but it's not canon and for the most part it makes very little sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:43:40 2014 No.4489067 >>4486977 I've finished Haruhi-chan. I also own the series boxset which includes Haruhi-chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:29:58 2014 No.4489224 File: 49 KB, 269x400, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >having 2D waifus you are fucking scum also, what if I don't see my waifu as a mate and love her as a daughter instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:56:57 2014 No.4489306 >>4489224 >also, what if I don't see my waifu as a mate and love her as a daughter instead? You have a daughteru and are significantly more creepy than a deep neckbear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:59:57 2014 No.4489311 >>4489224 2D waifus are closer to the Platonic ideal. You are the scum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:13:30 2014 No.4489359 >>4486936 "The simulacrum is never that which conceals the waifu — The waifu is there to conceal that in reality you have no waifu, your waifu is the simulacrum" - Baudrillard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:20:30 2014 No.4489371 >>4489306 at least I'm not a neckbeard weeaboo >>4489311 fuck the platonic ideal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:22:31 2014 No.4489373 >>4489311 2D pig disgusting, language only superior.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:25:30 2014 No.4489383 >>4489373 >limiting your waifu to her appearance only >implying your waifu can't wander into any media you want her to What a fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:30:18 2014 No.4489402 File: 40 KB, 500x594, born-to-feel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4489359 >The waifu is there to conceal that in reality you have no waifu I want to hold her so bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:34:47 2014 No.4489412 File: 59 KB, 500x558, that_feel_when_birthday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4489402 Fuck you, Moot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:34:47 2014 No.4489414 File: 97 KB, 960x874, 4d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4489373 4D waifus are best waifus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:39:48 2014 No.4489429 >>4486931 >lack of self-awareness Really, sometimes we just have to chalk up these things to the simplest causes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:47:47 2014 No.4489441 File: 106 KB, 500x281, 352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4489429 >lack of self-awareness

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:05:47 2014 No.4489485
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waifus are a way for you to give a character who's personality is drained from the small subjects matter than give her any favorable characteristics that you deem worthy of her having and by doing so you develop a stronger connection to said character. Mostly people do this because real woman have many imperfections superficial or otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:10:19 2014 No.4489493 File: 66 KB, 480x477, ueno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4489485 But mai waifu is a bitch and I still love her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:11:19 2014 No.4489496 >>4489414 gf shows many indications of being a hypercube. i can't believe it lied by omission/told me for so long/never. </3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:30:35 2014 No.4489544 File: 7 KB, 130x200, u-wot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4489485 Dude, my waifu is so flawed that I waifued her out of wanting to mamoru her. She sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:39:36 2014 No.4489576 >>4489496 That's strange, my hypercube won't suck my balls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 00:39:13 2014 No.4489937 File: 257 KB, 496x542, pomophobia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4489359 >>4486936

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 00:43:14 2014 No.4489944 >>4489576 you're supposed to read them right to left, it already has.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 00:48:13 2014 No.4489948 File: 296 KB, 800x565, 32234912.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They're non-euclidian as far as I know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 00:50:13 2014 No.4489950 >>4489414 0D master race reporting in 0 dimensions, 0 imperfections

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:22:17 2014 No.4489991 >>4489948 I assumed her to be a sphere and we've been having threesomes I can't explain ever since.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:33:19 2014 No.4489998 File: 471 KB, 1600x900, 1390242678523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4486735 All I know is that it's a good kind of pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 10:08:17 2014 No.4490810 File: 74 KB, 450x669, elle-fanning-687484613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you fucking weeaboos should all be raped and killed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 10:43:17 2014 No.4490865 File: 26 KB, 640x360, blushing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4490810 Stop that. When half of Elle Fanning appears on a bag to the side of the highway I'm gonna feel guilty by omission.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 13:30:11 2014 No.4491245 File: 55 KB, 1600x846, elle-fanning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4490865 I would never hurt her I might kidnap her and keep her for myself, but I would never hurt her I want to protect her and be her daddy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 13:51:11 2014 No.4491290 >>4491245 You're scary, dog. Stay away from my internet.

Anonymous Tue Jan 21 13:59:11 2014 No.4491309
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>>4491290
I may be scary to you weeaboo degenerates because I would fucking kill you, but I'm not scary to elle, I only want the very best for her and I even cry when she cries or is sad in her movies

Anonymous Tue Jan 21 14:30:17 2014 No.4491414
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>>4489998
it's not a good kind of pain at all
it's the absolute worst kind of pain

imagine having your child taken away from you, forever. you'll forever miss them and think about them, no matter how much you try you can't stop thinking about them, everything you do, everything you see, everything reminds you of them and at all times you are thinking how better absolutely everything would be if they were around. you can cry at the very thought of her, because you will never be next to her, she will never be in front of you, you will never share the same air, you will never see her, she will never be real.

if you haven't felt that, you don't really love her

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