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4481833 No.4481833 [Reply] [Original]

>protagonist is a writer

>> No.4481843
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4481843

>>4481833
What the fuck did you just say about me?

>> No.4481846

>book has a protagonist

>> No.4481856

>protagonist is a white privileged cis male

>> No.4481869

>Protagonist is an under privileged ethnic transexual who is also disabled

>> No.4481872

>book has words

>> No.4481878

>book has less than 1000 pages

>> No.4481880

>Author is a writer

>> No.4481881

>it's a book

>> No.4481887

>this fucking thread again, with all the same things that are always said
>funny every time

>> No.4481883

>>4481833

>book is bound

>> No.4481889

>book

>> No.4481891

>

>> No.4481896

>>4481833
>This thread, and complaint, again

>> No.4481894

>>4481833

Welp, that removes about 90% of Stephen King's works right off the bat.

>protagonist isn't either straight, gay, or bi
>protagonist is mixed race

>> No.4481905

>this thread, and tripfuck getting meta, again

>> No.4481909

>book has a plot

>> No.4481911

>text is a book

>> No.4481919

>>4481896
why are women allowed on this board?

>> No.4481923

>>4481869
you forgot self-diagnosed

>> No.4481924

>>4481919
beacause i need feminism bc of u

>> No.4481929

>book isn't self-published

>> No.4481960

>book is a text

>> No.4481975

>book isn't printed as a faksimile because it's possible to typeset the text

>> No.4482014

>takes less than ten minutes to read a single page

>> No.4482021

>/v/ style threads

>> No.4482039

>Posting
>on 4chan

>> No.4482048

>>4481833
>being

>> No.4482068
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>door-stopper
>autistic-level exploration of personal niche that no one cares about
>no plot

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>letters form sentences

>> No.4482091

Ask the Dust rules

>> No.4482094

>ingles

>> No.4482101

>the protagonist is a white male who dares to be emotionally effected by his life's trials

http://www.vulture.com/2014/01/award-seasons-saddest-whitest-sad-white-guys.html

>> No.4482107

>>4482101
>white ennui
nope

>> No.4482531

>>4482101
Is that like, tumblr for movies?

>> No.4482633

>Author is a woman

>> No.4482775

>thread participation is easy and held to no standards
>i am at home

>> No.4482788

>>4482775
lel

>> No.4483036

>Book passes the Bechdel test

>> No.4483045

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvzS5FnsQTg

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>>4483036
>bechdel test

>> No.4483173

>concepts epressed on paper

>> No.4483175
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>protagonist has an autistic child or sibling

>> No.4483183

>protagonist is a human being

>> No.4483185

>>4482101

If you can't laugh at yourself, you're going to have a tough time in life.

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>>4481833
>protagonist wishes to engage in coitus with his mother

>> No.4483490

>OP is a faggot

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>>4483183
>protagonist isn't a real human bean

>> No.4483605

>>4483490
>protagonist is a faggot
therefore
>protagonist is OP

>> No.4483697
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4483697

>stephen king book
>protagonist is a cynical 40 something with a limp from that time he got hit by a van

>> No.4486096

>>4481833
You just tossed 'Lolita' into the trash can, nice work.

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4486121

fug off

>> No.4486124

>>4481883
to fall in love

uh huh honey

>> No.4486126

>>4483605
faggot

>> No.4486128

>>4486096
And C&P

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>>4481833

>protagonist dies in the first book

Into the edgy bin it goes.

>> No.4486204

>>4481896
>this shitposter again

>> No.4486223

>maneuvering for sociopolitical gain in a drawing-room

>> No.4486365

>>4483036
Is called Bechamel test.

>> No.4486371

>>4486365
>Bechamel test
But that's wrong.

>> No.4486467

>>4483697

>takes place in Maine
>one of the main characters is an alcoholic
>one creepy child with totally unexplained supernatural powers
>at least one redneck side character
>at least one adulterer side character
>and his slut

>> No.4486672

>>4481880
>Author is not a writer

>> No.4486682

>>4482101
>white males being sad
Why is this allowed /lit/

>> No.4486684

>>4486467
>having commonalities in your work

>> No.4486692

>book was written post 1950

>> No.4486701

>Book is fiction

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>soulful

>> No.4486903

>book is written in backwards font so you have to read it in a mirror

>> No.4486933

> book is si koob

>> No.4486945

>>4486128
Raskalinkov is a law student, isn't he?

>> No.4486947

>>4486895
woah fuck is this a painting?

>> No.4486963

>>4486947
Photorealism, man. Google dat shit. That one isn't even particularly convincing.

>> No.4486969

>any Russian book
>protagonist is officer or other public servant

>> No.4486979

>>4481833
What does this use of Penn's image imply? People use it all the time on here but I don't get the implications.

I find him to be a big ol nerd, who thinks very highly of his intelligence in the way only randians and r/atheists fags can.

>> No.4486982

>>4486979
I think it's just cause he looks really condescending.

>> No.4487010

>>4486979
>>4486982
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/into-the-trash-it-goes

>> No.4487014

>>4487010
Nice reading comprehension you've got there. You either didn't understand what he was asking or didn't understand the article, since it says nothing about why Penn's image is used.

>> No.4487016

>>4487014
>>>/asp/

>> No.4487065

>>4487016
>>>/lang/