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447069 No.447069 [Reply] [Original]

Denizens of /lit/, I invite you to write a short two sentence piece about this picture. Or a haiku or whatever you feel like

>> No.447075

Cock cock cock cock
cock cock cock cock cock
cock cock cock cock
that's my faux haiku because i'm too cool to follow your 5-7-5 bullshit.

>> No.447079

OP was denied entry to the children's swimming pool. Apparently, the lifeguard saw through the wig and woman's bathing suit.

>> No.447080

NICE SHOES. I WISH I HAD THEM.

>> No.447084

Had a one night stand in 1973. We were as high as a kite, and when I woke up the next morning in an alley, all I had was her clothes. I wear them constantly to remind me of her.

>> No.447089

Lazy Transvestite
Taking a walk down the street
Carrying three bags

>> No.447092

They tell me.
Yes, they tell me.
That I look like what Christopher McCandless would have, looked like had he not died in a bus.
But I say.
That's just my style.

>> No.447099

Some people look at him and say, "That chick has gottan extended clitoris, pa."

Sometimes, Pa looks back at the speaker, and retorts, in a quintessential English accent, "That's a man, baby!"

>> No.447110

>>447084
"Clothes" is plural. "Were" should be used in place of "was".

>> No.447125

As his long hair fluttered in the breeze, he cast a look over his shoulder. We made eye contact, and I instantly creamed myself.

>> No.447138
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447138

He ain't heavy
He's my brother

>> No.447182

Momma told me there would be days like this. Days walking down the street in a pink unitard stuffed with socks.

>> No.447498

He's been alone for years, you would most likely call him insane. Each day his dress became more flamboyant than the last, only to spark a disconcerted look or whisper; some fleeting human contact.

>> No.447527

The prostitution sting operation did not go as well as planned...

>> No.447716

Being kicked out of his apartment, Allen had nothing left to lose. He could finally be himself.

>> No.447727

Curse you Batman!

>> No.447735

A good pair of shoes can really tie an outfit together.

>> No.447740
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447740

>>447069
you can take pictures,
He is not a shy person,
do it faggot, now!

>> No.447746

And he set out onto the road, all he owned was in his hand and he had no regrets. His back to his old world and the front to new beginnings.

>> No.448379

the parasite had crawled into her vagina exactly one week ago. in that time it had leached testosterone into her body, causing hair to grow on her face and legs. her breasts were slowly disappearing.

every so often it would poke its head out of her vagina, wiggle against the leotard and then withdraw.

hopefully the implement she'd bought from the hardware store could tear this thing out of her. she just hoped the police didn't ask her what was in the yellow bag before she got home..

>> No.448676

Johnny vowed to be ready the next time he went to the YMCA