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I need story ideas based on the concept of connection.

Would anyone care to help me out, please? Im having writers block.

>> No.4465447
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4465447

read this

then fuck off

>> No.4465450
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4465450

>>4465444
Is this on a syllabus Larry?

>> No.4465451

NEET autist can't connect with he world. Then he acquires an internet connection.

>> No.4465453

>>4465450
Yeah

>> No.4465455

>>4465447
ok sorry

>> No.4465456

Every human can read minds. Each human has the ability to read one mind, their own. However, in the case of Herbert Milkin this is somewhat different, he can only read the mind of President Obama.

>> No.4465458

A man enters a hot dog eating contest and learns a valuable lesson about life.

>> No.4465459

>>4465451
Thank you for the suggestion

>> No.4465462

>>4465456
thank you for trying

>> No.4465464

>>4465456
Would read.

>> No.4465466

>>4465458
Thanks, i like it

>> No.4465468

Thank you all for the effort.

>> No.4465470

>>4465468
Why does your attitude come off as completely insufferable?

>> No.4465476

>>4465444
try reading The Theologians by Borges

>> No.4465480

I recommend dropping acid or smoking DMT

>> No.4465483

>>4465470
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA made me laugh

>> No.4465489

>>4465476
THANK YOU! ill be sure to check it out

>> No.4465493

>>4465483
Why do you even have a name on? What purpose does it serve. I also don't know why these people are spoon feeding you ideas. If it isn't your own idea then the story might as well die before it ever reaches paper.

>> No.4465494

>>4465493
I dont know. Its just there. Im not going to use it, just finding inspiration. IM SORRY!

>> No.4465499

>>4465493
>I also don't know why these people are spoon feeding you ideas.

I'm pretty sure they're all jokes.

>> No.4465502

>>4465499
Eh, the Obama could actually be funny if well executed. Though I would replace Obama with some other figure.

>> No.4465507

Juicy cock, lips lock, thanks OP

>> No.4465515

Read Franzen's novel The Connections

some say his talent writes checks his hand can't catch, I disagree

>> No.4465537

I need to cook a pizza for lunch.

Would anyone care to cook it for me? I have chef's block.

>> No.4465548

A math major studying disconnections on topological sets, realises that connectedness is only definable in terms of disconnectedness.

>> No.4465561

>>4465548
Not true

>> No.4465685

>>4465548
Pray tell. How hard did you fail that freshmen topology course?

>> No.4465721

>>4465515

>some say his talent writes checks his hand can't catch

this isn't the idiom that you think it is

close, but no dice

>> No.4466005

>>4465685
im still taking it now kek

>> No.4466012

>>4465444
You don't even have any story ideas, so what conceptuality can you even talk about?

>> No.4466054

Nonviolent mystery story

"Somebody baked me muffins....but who?"

>> No.4466070

>>4466054
Don't you know the Muffin Man?

>> No.4466221

>>4465444
http://imgur.com/r/4chan

Hip, edgy, funny and warming stories all available.

Never have to come up with stories again.