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So hey there. I've got a report of this book due tomorrow. Problem is I haven't read it. So if anyone feels like helping I'd love it.

Anyway, I'm writing it on Gatsby. I know a bit about him, but not enough to write a full essay. I'd just like some information on him, anything would do.

Thanks.

>> No.445920

You're a homo.

>> No.445922

>>445915
Again? Why? What is the point of these identically-worded threads that substitute only the name of the book? Stop it.

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>> No.445927

>>445922

The point is I need help and 4chan was the first place I decided to turn to.

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>> No.445935

There are entire websites devoted to helping high school students who haven't done their homework. 4chan is not one of them.

>> No.445954

>>445927
Bullshit. For the past week or so I've seen this exact same thread, with the exact same wording, posted at least once a day, each time substituting only the name of the book. What's your game, sir?

>> No.445969

The Great Gatsby is about a giant flesh-eating monster from beyond the stars that plagues a small New England town. The protagonist is a private investigator who has a great deal of testicles, but falls in love with a giant bag of penises, who in the end, rejects him in favor of the monster. In a twist ending,the monster is revealed to be Dracula in disguise..

Cthulhu fthagn

>> No.445972

>>445954
You must be an idiot. There are thousands of high school kids on 4chan, most of them are shitheads who don't do their homework, and they see that 4chan has a /lit/ board so they come here and ask. Why do you see a conspiracy?

>> No.445977

Writing about a book you haven't read... What has writing come to?

>> No.445983

>>445954

No you didn't.

>> No.445990

READ THE FUCKING BOOK FAGGOT< GET OFF OF $CHAN AND BETTER YOURSELF>!!!

>> No.445997

Sparknotes.

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