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Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:37:31 2013 No.4359280 [DELETED]

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Hello /lit/. Girl I know has to write some six page essay for ethics class and she asked me for help. Choice of subject is basically unrestricted. What should I write in order to get laid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:04:32 2013 No.4359326 >>4359280 Write some opus magnum maybe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:09:32 2013 No.4359329 >>4359326 I'll be using a magnum when I do the opus, if you know what I mean. Seriously, she's 18 and I'm 26. Help me out here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:09:32 2013 No.4359331 looking forward to seeing the greentext story on how you wrote her the essay and didn't get laid

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:12:33 2013 No.4359335 >>4359280 How about an essay on Feminism. "How women get dumb schmucks to do their work because they're too stupid to realise they're being used.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:13:32 2013 No.4359337 >>4359335 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:17:32 2013 No.4359347 File: 1.94 MB, 230x175, 1384382112057.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4359329 >she's 18 and I'm 26

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:18:32 2013 No.4359349 >>4359329 OP here, he's not OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:20:32 2013 No.4359354 >>4359329 >>4359349 OP here, they're both not OP. Actually she's 12 and I'm 36.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:21:32 2013 No.4359356 >>4359354 Humber Humbert... where have you been, you son of a bitch?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:27:33 2013 No.4359368 >>4359356 Go away, pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:31:32 2013 No.4359377 >>4359354 OP here, none of these guys are OP. Actually, I'm a girl.

>>	RAF !M4yJjeiclA Wed Dec 11 17:54:35 2013 No.4359559 File: 43 KB, 331x435, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't do it op

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:49:55 2013 No.4359712 >>4359559 haha i remember this thread it was epic

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:34:28 2013 No.4359812 File: 82 KB, 486x409, 1311949083856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4359559 >OK

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:36:28 2013 No.4359817 >>4359335 I'd also recommend this topic OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:47:28 2013 No.4359839 >>4359280 >Girl I know has to write some six page essay for ethics class >essay for ethics class >ethics >What should I write in order to get laid? You've both already failed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:57:01 2013 No.4359874 >>4359335 I'd read it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 20:03:01 2013 No.4359886 >>4359839 >Girl I know has to write some six page essay for ethics class >Girl >ethics she failed before she even began

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 23:38:34 2013 No.4360553 File: 573 KB, 1280x800, hello darkness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4359559

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