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Got rejected from every teach-English-abroad program I applied to and now I have to go into the real world with a degree in Literature.

What should I do? I will never give up!

>> No.434678

>Got rejected from every teach-English-abroad program I applied to

How in the sweet embrace of Hell did you manage that?

>> No.434679

Eat your own feces.

>> No.434691

Some of them I know judge on looks. They make you send a picture of yourself in the application.

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434693

If that's you in the picture then the answer is obvious; become a supermodel.

>> No.434695

>>434678

Only did the 2 largest and most prestigious ones. >_>

>> No.434708

>>434695
>2 largest and most prestigious ones
So you are failing before you fail

>> No.434734

>>434708

Basically. :(

>> No.434742

OAT
ASS

>> No.434745

KUBO IS A GIRL?

>> No.434750

Show your breasts to the internet. it will make you feel better.

>> No.434754

>Got rejected from every teach-English-abroad program I applied to
>only applied to two places LOLZ XD

Apply more.

>> No.434762

Hey op did you just try the ones that where just in Japan?

>> No.434759

Try not using dashes in a perfectly good phrase, and you'll impress them with your English skills.

Seriously. "Teach English abroad" should also have had quotation marks, as it's stated in this context like a slogan.

>> No.434758

>>434695
Which ones?

>> No.434787

>>434762

You got it. It was a truly stupid decision on my part. Where would you suggest I look next?

>> No.434812

You Americans shouldn't be teaching English anyway.

If you're American. :P

>> No.434833

>>434812

Yes, I am an Americunt. I admit that I find the cultural imperialism behind these seemingly benign "cultural exchange" programs to be disturbing, I'm a poorfag and this will probably be the only chance I will ever have to leave the country. :[

>> No.434850

>>434833

Comma splice.

>> No.434857

>>434787

Oh, so you took the weeaboo route instead of the sensible one.

Try China. With a population ten times that of Japan, your chances are far better.

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434860

>>434812

>> No.434862

>>434850
shut the fuck up

>> No.434863

>>434787
So you tried JET and and AEON?

>> No.434870

>>434812
>You Aussies shouldn't be teaching English anyway.

>> No.434898

>>434863

JET and this one done through Princeton. Bah.

>> No.434914

>>434863

Should I even bother giving AEON a try?

>> No.434926

>>434898
AEON Is great because you can teach adults. Most of your clients will be small groups or one on one sessions with board house wives. Try that. But I do warn you if you get pass the application process they will call you for an interview. You will have get your butt to Los Angles on your dollar.