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Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:47:09 2010 No.433654 [Reply] [Original]

I'm going through some tough times, /lit/ and I want to learn more about God and Jesus.What are some good chapters/verses to read in the Bible?

Thanks!

>>	Friday !!igiZdSM8WVW Mon Mar 15 21:49:09 2010 No.433664 The Book of Job.

>>	GamerGirl !hEpdoZ.tHU Mon Mar 15 21:49:09 2010 No.433660 Atlas 22

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:50:09 2010 No.433671 Read the 4 gospels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:51:09 2010 No.433674 Read the Sermon on The Mount. Matthew chapter 5-7, I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:51:09 2010 No.433680 Revelations Then shoot yourself

>>	onionring !IBdmWfSrrg Mon Mar 15 21:52:09 2010 No.433684 watch the anime, the book is overrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:52:09 2010 No.433688 Read John 3:14 over and over again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:52:09 2010 No.433689 2nd kings chapter 2 verses 23-25

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:52:09 2010 No.433690 File: 69 KB, 563x587, 1268463926549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>433660

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:53:09 2010 No.433695 File: 27 KB, 418x273, 1261793353280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>433654 >>God Oh well I have some philosophy books over he- >>and Jesus reactionimage.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:53:09 2010 No.433696 It's all good. Read random sections from the new testament.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:53:09 2010 No.433694 Good Omens

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:53:09 2010 No.433692 Screw Jesus. He is the immortal son of god. Nobody can compare with that. Get yourself some Job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:54:09 2010 No.433697 >>433664 Seconded.

>>	God Mon Mar 15 21:54:09 2010 No.433702 File: 78 KB, 640x521, swing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>433654 God here.

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:56:09 2010 No.433710

My all-time favorite: 1 Corinthians -

"For we know in part, and we prophesy in part. But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away. When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known. And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity."

Basically we got Paul laying down some smack on all the idiots who choose to get lawyeristic about religion - he says we, as mortal beings, only know Truth in part, so we can't tell other people that we know for sure what is right and what is wrong, and all this other stuff that we talk about is nice, but nothing's as good as loving your neighbor.

Shit just got real in the new testament, bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 21:57:09 2010 No.433715 >>433689 HAHAHA that shit's hilarious

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:01:09 2010 No.433726 Glenn Beck: Arguing with idiots

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:07:09 2010 No.433760 >>433689 So let me get this straight. A bald man is walking to a city, and some children mock him. Then he summons Werebears and has the children killed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:13:09 2010 No.433789 File: 21 KB, 254x294, 1268633302672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>433689

>>	God Mon Mar 15 22:13:09 2010 No.433792 File: 153 KB, 948x700, 39-radha-krishna-a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh.. I'm still here you guys. Right over here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:16:09 2010 No.433808 >>433760 I wish I had a bible, I want to read that so badly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:17:09 2010 No.433813 >>433792 gb2 feminazi thread

>>	God Mon Mar 15 22:17:09 2010 No.433814 >>433808 >>433808 >>Implying you don't have the internet and couldn't just Google it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:18:09 2010 No.433817 Screw the Bible. Shit's depressing. Try reading Joseph Campbell. He takes mythology from every religion and makes a big, gumbo stew out of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:18:09 2010 No.433818 File: 14 KB, 546x566, facepalm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>433808

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:19:09 2010 No.433824 >>433813 uh... Krishna's a guy.

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:19:09 2010 No.433829
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(Posted in wrong thread >_<)
23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

25 And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.

Pic related.

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:20:09 2010 No.433832

And he went up from thence to Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, little boys came out of the city and mocked him, saying: Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
And looking back, he saw them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord: and there came forth two bears out of the forest, and tore of them two and forty boys.
And from thence he went to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.

>>	God Mon Mar 15 22:20:09 2010 No.433830 File: 55 KB, 270x363, krishna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>433813 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:21:09 2010 No.433833 >>433830 There was a namefag named god in the thread too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:21:09 2010 No.433835 >>433792 I'm with this guy. Everyone reads the Bible. Don't conform! Read the Vedas!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:37:09 2010 No.433923 File: 42 KB, 738x576, 1268378924703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:38:09 2010 No.433927 >>433923 man, if I were drunk my first impression would be that I sign some diabolic-contract when sticking it up her ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 22:43:09 2010 No.433948 File: 18 KB, 589x375, isay.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>433923 And most of all, love is a dumbass tramp stamp on some slutty bitch's back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:16:09 2010 No.434163 File: 4 KB, 152x137, Untitled (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Needs more suggestions!

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 23:34:09 2010 No.434259 File: 32 KB, 180x148, 987689546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whole old testament. Full of delicious rape and jews killing each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 02:24:09 2010 No.435250 >>433654 some earnest prayer for guidance could help, too. Psalm 94:19

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