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French Priest and grammarian Bouhours' dying words were:

"I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct."

>> No.4334667

god: sup dom, have a seat on an cloud

grammar nazi: you mean "a cloud", surely, Lord?

god: le troll face

>> No.4334679
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>>4334667
>>4334637

No one takes us grammarians seriously.

>> No.4334695
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>>4334679
it all seems very sterile. especially considering many classic authors broke the rules whenever they felt like it. even the quran which claims to be a work of perfect classical arabic from an illiterate man [it's main proof of divine revelation] has been proven to contain words of non-arabic origin and to break certain rules of grammar. and that's god's authoring, if you believe them.

i agree with what stephen fry said on the jonathan ross show about texting.

>> No.4334700

>>4334695
>i agree with what stephen fry said on the jonathan ross show about texting.

What did he say?

>> No.4334705

>>4334700
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBOCHPCYnDw

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>>4334705
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBOCHPCYnDw

>> No.4334744

>>4334705
I like him. He's smart.

>> No.4334756

>>4334695

Source on the qoran thing? I want to show it to my muslim friend.

>> No.4334852

>>4334756
that won't phase him or her at all. if you want to save them from islam, just go on and on about muhammad being a horny bastard with 11 wives, one who was a child that he had sex with regularly. if that doesn't wake them up, run away, cus they're insane.

>> No.4334926

>>4334705
I've heard so many people claim that certain words aren't real words because they're slang or something like that. There seems to always be some people trying to sound smart when they say faggot means a bundle of sticks and can't mean anything else.

It's like people think Webster and Oxford sat down together, invented every word in the English language, said that's that, and no new words were made since.

>> No.4334948

>>4334679
*we grammarians

>> No.4335624

>>4334948

wrong

>> No.4337692

Isn't Dominique a name for a girl?

>> No.4337711

>>4334637
Smart arse