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Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:05:29 2013 No.4329714 [DELETED]

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Hello /lit/, /tg/ here. If you could take any philosopher or great literary figure and turn them into a waifu/husbando, which one would you choose and why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:06:30 2013 No.4329717 Laurie Penny. I want to sniff her box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:13:29 2013 No.4329745 Emily Bronte. I want to sniff her box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:13:29 2013 No.4329747 Ayn Rand

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:14:29 2013 No.4329753 >>4329747 He probably wants to sniff her box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:14:29 2013 No.4329754 File: 37 KB, 460x276, hey baby you looking for some really existing communism.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:16:30 2013 No.4329761 I put the the dick in Emily Dickinson if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:19:29 2013 No.4329774 >>4329761 Please elaborate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:22:29 2013 No.4329789 >>4329774 He wants to sniff her box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:23:30 2013 No.4329795 Byron, obviously

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:23:30 2013 No.4329796 >>4329761 That's funny because I put the dick in MY son

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:23:30 2013 No.4329799 >>4329796 Did he wake up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:25:01 2013 No.4329803 File: 135 KB, 640x640, 6857907201_000a228d50_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I pick Sophie Scholl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:33:01 2013 No.4329830 >>4329803 I'm not sure why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:34:01 2013 No.4329837 >>4329795 >as he slides his club foot against your ankle with every thrust no thanks >any philosopher or great literary figure and turn them into a waifu/husbando thales/plath because I'd like to enjoy my old age

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 17:39:18 2013 No.4329859 File: 11 KB, 300x393, insta_boner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4329747

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 19:45:39 2013 No.4330361 >>4329714 If Kierkegaard was a girl, I think everyone would be converting to her weird brand of christianity, in order to futilely try to get in her catholic school girl skirt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 19:50:39 2013 No.4330377 File: 140 KB, 348x512, Bataille.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i choose bataille. posting other relevant options

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 19:51:39 2013 No.4330382 File: 33 KB, 297x512, Kierkegaard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4330361

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 19:53:40 2013 No.4330393 File: 190 KB, 350x512, Derrida.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 19:53:40 2013 No.4330394 Anne Brontë, the black sheep of the family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 19:55:40 2013 No.4330401 File: 21 KB, 348x492, descartes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4329803 i always thought that was a handsome dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 19:56:39 2013 No.4330406 File: 72 KB, 350x512, Foucault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 19:57:39 2013 No.4330410 File: 83 KB, 345x512, Nietzsche.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 19:59:39 2013 No.4330414 File: 20 KB, 348x512, Spinoza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:01:39 2013 No.4330419 File: 145 KB, 320x512, Jung.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:02:39 2013 No.4330423 File: 79 KB, 700x525, nietzsche2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:03:39 2013 No.4330428 File: 119 KB, 561x532, eWbxDJX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anne frank

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:03:39 2013 No.4330430 File: 76 KB, 700x525, kant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:04:39 2013 No.4330435 File: 87 KB, 700x525, berkeley-hume.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:06:39 2013 No.4330438 File: 133 KB, 342x512, Hobbes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:07:39 2013 No.4330441 File: 31 KB, 348x512, Hume.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:08:40 2013 No.4330444 File: 139 KB, 380x501, Reich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:09:39 2013 No.4330450 File: 76 KB, 700x525, spinoza2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:10:39 2013 No.4330454 File: 80 KB, 700x525, hegel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:14:39 2013 No.4330463 File: 125 KB, 437x512, MerleauPonty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:15:39 2013 No.4330467 File: 259 KB, 350x465, Adam Smith.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] that's all i've got

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 20:37:42 2013 No.4330511 >>4330428 Wrong thread. You were aiming for this: >>4329810

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 21:06:42 2013 No.4330598 File: 57 KB, 402x402, Plathy bbz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4330467 Where are you getting these from, anon? Also the answer is Plath.

Anonymous Mon Dec 2 21:25:42 2013 No.4330667

i'm not gay and i don't even really like his writing, but if i could pick anyone it would be nabokov. i imagine i'll come home from work one day and he'll be in the bedroom fucking somebody else. as he continues pumping unabated, he'll laugh and say that although he did once love the same books as myself, he can no longer read them because the testosterone has kicked in and he's grown beyond puberty. just the thought gets me wet (metaphorically speaking).

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Mon Dec 2 21:31:42 2013 No.4330689 >>4330467 heh

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 21:35:42 2013 No.4330706 File: 492 KB, 464x590, EmBronte.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Emily Brontë.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 22:12:42 2013 No.4330835 >>4330377 >>4330382 >>4330393 >>4330406 >>4330410 >>4330414 >>4330419 Fuck Japan. They throw everything into the weaboo machine

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 22:20:47 2013 No.4330854 >>4330598 One of the most beautiful women that ever lived

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 2 23:46:05 2013 No.4331070 >>4330667 Just so you know that in this mental exercise you have the ability to change the gender of your prospective waifu.

>>	Oh yes, oh very yes. Mon Dec 2 23:50:05 2013 No.4331079 File: 45 KB, 384x600, DewWant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4331070 Hell mon why didn't you say so from the start! Gore Vidal, every day, every way.

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Mon Dec 2 23:57:05 2013 No.4331098 File: 40 KB, 700x430, happygo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4331079 Can we make our Vidal-woman look and act a little more like Poppy?? Squeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:02:05 2013 No.4331118

>>4331079
>Who and why?

Oh, right, yeah. Well ...

Suave, sophisticated, feisty, razor sharp wit, fit - and he aged OK. Gracefully, not badly. He did age but wasn't a train wreck.

For those he cared about he was loyal and righteous to the end in the right ways.

"It's easy to sustain a relationship when sex plays no part and impossible, I have observed, when it does."

Now don't get me wrong, this is going to be a rather open marriage. Dunno who might be sharing that bed night from night.

And if our journey should not last to last gasp of possibility then let it slip by and be thankful for the ride, especially to let the friendship, and art, endure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:04:05 2013 No.4331132 >>4331098 Oh, my, oh my. I will allow it! (Thanks - I got a real kick outta that.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 00:05:05 2013 No.4331134 Mary Wollstonecraft.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:03:42 2013 No.4331861

>>4331132

In retrospect, that was an incredibly poor choice of subject pronoun on my part, and comes across as a slur. The sentence should read:

'I will allow that concept' rather than 'I will allow this person.'

Unacceptable ambiguity - I deserve such castigation as may be on offer. Mea maxima culpa, we are lead to the question - what would be a better choice besides changing the sentence structure itself?

I like 'hem' - which has a nice sound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:06:42 2013 No.4331876 File: 312 KB, 711x948, Kafka_portrait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kafka is top qt and ideal uke material

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:05:02 2013 No.4332077 >>4330835 You probably wouldn't complain if they were western genderbent caricatures, you dunce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:51:46 2013 No.4332278 File: 283 KB, 856x947, Joycey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4332077 >tfw no qt 3.14 lewd genderswapped Joyce

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:55:47 2013 No.4332289 File: 58 KB, 478x720, tumblr_m8gxqlakve1rdr7sso1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:59:46 2013 No.4332296 >>4332289 w-who is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:00:46 2013 No.4332300 >>4331079 Its generally assumed when talking about waifus that you can genderswap, moeify, and anthropromorphize anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:00:46 2013 No.4332298 File: 451 KB, 430x481, Sunday.12.7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4332296 A friend of mine

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:00:46 2013 No.4332297 >>4330835 If it's isn't cute then it isn't worth looking at retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:01:46 2013 No.4332303 File: 9 KB, 160x239, 1377216122818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4332298 You better be delivering to her your dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:02:46 2013 No.4332306 >>4332303 She laughed lol http://vocaroo.com/i/s17H8mcCiSh1

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:05:46 2013 No.4332311 >>4332306 Sounds mentally unhinged. Like Juno herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:06:04 2013 No.4332318 >>4332311 haha she's kind drunk (and high!)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:07:04 2013 No.4332319 >>4332306 This isn't a good thing anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:09:03 2013 No.4332324 >>4332296 That's an altlitter. Mira 'Tortilla' Gonzalez

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:10:03 2013 No.4332328 >>4332324 >Tortilla

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:11:03 2013 No.4332333 >>4332318 Tell her to show us her boobs. Or show her your dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:14:03 2013 No.4332337 >>4332333 She doesn't want to see it :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:19:04 2013 No.4332348 >>4332298 Hi Tao

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:20:04 2013 No.4332353 >>4332348 Not Tao. Who are you? This is W.P.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:22:18 2013 No.4334037 bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 12:37:22 2013 No.4335756 I'd give a deep dicking to a genderswapped Dante.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 12:53:21 2013 No.4335801 I'd make sweet love with Spinoza.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 12:56:21 2013 No.4335809 >>4335756 A sort of sinful Beatrice? 8/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 12:58:21 2013 No.4335812 File: 153 KB, 527x700, Beatrice_stillman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4335809 >you will never fuck a QT 3.14 sinful Beatrice

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