/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.430398]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2739850/1/Metroid_High_School

Can't.Stop.Laughing.

And it's STILL better than Twilight.

[Anonymous No.430400]

Quit linking us your fan fiction OP.

[Anonymous No.430404]

"And then in the soft moonlight the two lovers kissed. But then it was cut short because esamus had to go home now."

Fucking lol'd.

[Anonymous No.430410]

> Samus and ridley had been going out for six months now. It was a conincedence, considering that most teenage relationships exist for 2 months, according to a video.

i am 12 and what it this?

[Guppy !!Stw5IKEjMqy No.430413]

"Forces were turning her away. But it was a force that could not be explained with the words. Grip was squeezing her like a lemon, the real kind. It was like a dream. Only this time, it was for real. Fake. Reality."

[Anonymous No.430420]

Referring to "the cholera" as an STD. This might just be better than My Immortal.

[Anonymous No.430423]

> She turned on midwive shows like Dr. Phill and Judge Alex and rhetoriced with sudoku (not suicide, the game).

[onionring !IBdmWfSrrg No.430424]

whoa, it has chapters

[Anonymous No.430426]

> "Justin, you seem to be good at football" the coach complemented. "Maybe youll be the NFL or even a lawyer!"

[onionring !IBdmWfSrrg No.430428]

"You may have defeated idiots but WHAT ABOUT ME" Captain FALCON PUNCHED samus but she dodged and dumbass falcon fell out of the window he punched so hard!

Kanden ran away because he didnt want to get caught but hall moniter Noxus jailed him for conspiracies against the populace.

brilliant stuff this is

[Anonymous No.430435]

"As for Samus and Ridley, they decided to stick together and see what happens. They decided to postpone the pregancy until after marriage, because even though Juno is a movie, teens dont always make parents in real life."

How do you fucking postpone a pregnancy, lol.

[Guppy !!Stw5IKEjMqy No.430440]

"Your fired" Houston trumped, but Adam stepped in. "If shes fired, im fired" Adam intervened"

"Whatathehuh?" flustered the coach but he had to give in because of Civil rights amendements and the law.

[Anonymous No.430441]

>One day Samus and Ridley and her frends Ted, Mandy, Robbie, 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006, Helen, and Tio Juan were at a sleepover.

im crying oh god

[Anonymous No.430442]

Bookmarked forever

[Anonymous No.430446]

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 1 times now.

[Anonymous No.430448]

>>430440
hahahaha what

[Anonymous No.430457]

>>430446
>Archiving barely ten posts

fuck off

[Anonymous No.430462]

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[Anonymous No.430463]

>Samus and rildey

God, every fucking time she misspells Ridley's name I lose it

[Anonymous No.430466]

>>430463

Along with the 30 ways she can manage to spell Samus?

[Anonymous No.430469]

>>430466
>"Uh... okay..." Seamus tried to convince herself.

[Anonymous No.430474]

> Helen and Tio Jaun secretly like each other but were always too afraid to tell each other their true felonies.

Felonies? Where did this girl learn English?

[Anonymous No.430477]

>>430469

> Samu's

[Anonymous No.430483]

"I'm not so sure that's a great assuage" Ted confusingly used vocabulary that not everyone knew.

[Anonymous No.430495]

"Samus this is unacceptable under this house, you must succeed or there will be capital punishment!" samus defacto mom vengenged.

this chick can verb nouns and turn verbs to nouns like nobody's business.

[Anonymous No.430544]

"Ridley are you sure about this" samus nudley pondered, but ridley answered by kissing her neck. Samus could not take it anymore because there was much sexual tension. She grabbed oto ridley and started to sex him up. Ridley was going insane and could barely handle the pressure. This continued, until they broke down all berriers and began to have sexual intercourse. They lovemade for 10 minutes, but it was over far too quickly than it had started. Too quick for comfort, as Samus was soon to learn.

The hard way.

[Anonymous No.430548]

oh god oh god oh god

>Somewhere in the town a phone was ringing. It was ridley's cellphone. Ridley picked it up. "Hello?" Ridley answered. He was confused because on the other end of the phone there was silence. Then he heard Samus say four words that would change her life.

>"Ridley... I'm pragenent."

[onionring !IBdmWfSrrg No.430550]

>>430548
this needs to be dubbed into that matrix scene

[Crisco Disco !1ETTPxZ8j. No.430595]

>Helen and Tio Jaun secretly like each other but were always too afraid to tell each other their true felonies.

[Crisco Disco !1ETTPxZ8j. No.430601]

>"Riddle me this," riddled Ridley.

[Anonymous No.430634]

>It was three days before the baig dance. Ridley walked up to Samus. He was really nervous. He had never gone on a date before and Smaus was really, really, pretty. So he finally got enough courage and went up to her locker.
>Smaus was really, really, pretty
>Smaug was pretty
>SMAUG WAS PRETTY!

[Anonymous No.430703]

"Late again is see?" snip-quipped Mrs. Chozo (Samus is adopted, her parents were killed from unkown reason like in games).

[Anonymous No.430704]

>GRRRRIIINNNG RIIINNNNGGG BIINNGGGG

>"What the shit?"

[Anonymous No.430755]

"Actually..." Tio Juan wrapped his arm around Helen who was sitting next to him and closed in and gave her a very big kiss. Everyone cheered and clapped their hands except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was down stairs pouring herself a glass of lemonade.

"Helen" Tio Juan said after they were done kissing. "I've always loved you since I met you but I was too afraid to tell you."

"TIo Juan I love you too"Helen confirmed. And the two love birds kissed again again until everyone told them to stop except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who wasn't back from getting a soda yet.

>> pouring herself a glass of lemonade.

>> wasn't back from getting a soda yet.

What?

I'm starting to think this is a troll story. If it's not, God help us.

[Anonymous No.430767]

>>430396
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[Anonymous No.430766]

so samefag in here

[Anonymous No.430790]

""Riddle me this," riddled Ridley"

Wat

[Anonymous No.430802]

"Then he heard Samus say four words that would change her life.

"Ridley... I'm pragenent.""

This has, HAS to be a troll.

[Sat3rn !!eokqqoEDoN2 No.430814]

In the hall civil war was raging before it had even started, Falcon's kitchen cabinet (AN I learned about this in US History Andrew Jackson liked his buddys so he gave them jobs eating food and partying in the whitehouse) was in control of the school! Luckily, Samus and friends were not pushovers, so it was a bloody situation. Mandy and Tio Juan were two of the people who were fighitng in the onslaught.

[Anonymous No.430819]

Shallow and pedantic

[Anonymous No.430826]

>"riddle me this" riddled riddley.

[Anonymous No.430843]

http://www.4chan.org/rules#lit

1. All literature discussion is welcome.
2. Do not upload images with embedded RAR files.
3. This is not a fan-fic board!
4. There is to be no discussion of Ayn Rand.

NO AYN RAND!

Wait.. no... no fan-fic.

[Anonymous No.430880]

For the third time a phone had rang. Rdiley cautiously picked it up, not knowing the full-life consequences on the other end. It was Samus. She was disapporving.

"Ridley, have you had and affair with 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006?" Samus scorned.

Ridley was backed into a corner. It was time for this conspiracy to be brought to an end.

"Samus... a long time ago... before you and I were a pair... 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 and I... well..."

Samus was embarased. "RIDLEY YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME! NOW I HAVE THE CHOLERA! I CANT BELIEVE YOU!" sidesplitted samus. I was too much to handle.

"Samus, I..." Started rildey before he was cut off by his scorned girlfriend.

"Save it" Samus delivered with dark passion. "I need time."

Time.

[Anonymous No.430889]

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[Anonymous No.430895]

>>430826
> "Have you ever stolened something?"

[Anonymous No.430960]

any one else using
http://flag.erayd.net/
to read this on their ebooks?

inb4 viral marketing

[Anonymous No.432993]

>>430843

No, this is pure literature.

[Anonymous No.435810]

[Anonymous No.435835]

>>430400

[Anonymous No.435876]

Not nearly enough random violence and nonsequitors to be as good as My Immortal, sorry.

[Anonymous No.435888]

After 3 years and 11 days, my fanfiction career has oficially come to a close. I couldnt have don it without you guys are the best! I've tried a lot of new things when writing, like words and ideas and all kinds of weriedness, and even though some of you dont like it and it didnt make sense the whole time at least its something! I'm going to miss you guys so much, but hey dont forget to review. Thank you all so much, and never forget, SAMUS AND RIDLEY FOREVER!

[Anonymous No.435923]

Obviously one of the greatest trolls of our time

[Anonymous No.435927]

>"It seems that there was a... repercussion... of your sins" Dr. Bannus scolded.

[Anonymous No.435928]

>>430880

>Full-life consequences
>Familiar

[Anonymous No.435938]

This far in and nobody's wondering how a human could get pregnant from a robotic pterodactyl?

[Anonymous No.435942]

>>435938

TUBES!

[Anonymous No.435969]

>"Minorities" Mrs. Choso backslashed.

WHAT

[Anonymous No.437503]

>>430880
The scornful Samus scornfully scorned a scorned Ridley.

[Anonymous No.437590]

>>430880
>"RIDLEY YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME! NOW I HAVE THE CHOLERA! I CANT BELIEVE YOU!" sidesplitted samus

[Anonymous No.437709]

>"Truth or Dare" Ridley smiled like a bear.
>Ridley smiled like a bear
>a bear

[I am the toe that killed Bob Marley !rhyJfmRZHk No.437834]

thread requested for archive 3 times

[Anonymous No.437891]

The amount of reviewers that can't tell it's a troll story is sickening.

[Anonymous No.437902]

>But it was too late because everyone was laughing at Samus for being a girl for football even her girlfriends snicked a tad snavely.

[Anonymous No.437919]

It sat acting like a chainsaw, and she could not go back to Ridley. Not now. Not like the past. She knew she still was loved, but there was something that was impossible to every go back. Temporary. Longjevity.

[Anonymous No.437958]

>Samus fell on her bed and was broken into tears. It was impossible. It was impracticial.

[Anonymous No.437975]

"Hello." Cerventes Began.

"Hi Returened Samus

"You look very beatiful and youre angsty" Cerventes Related. "I'll See you around."

[Anonymous No.438070]

>BTW, I had to edit some parts out of this to make it PG-13, so if you want the full chapter, just email me, ok?

i have to get the whole thing

[Anonymous No.438097]

> I was, only 11, when I wrote chapter one of MHS
explains much

[Anonymous No.438106]

Honestly, this is kind of just sweet and endearing

[Anonymous No.438122]

>>430601

[Anonymous No.438136]

>One day Samus and Ridley and her frends Ted, Mandy, Robbie, 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006, Helen, and Tio Juan were at a sleepover.

[Anonymous No.438156]

[Anonymous No.438200]

>"Riddle me this," riddled Ridley. "Have you ever stolened something?"

>All eyes turned to Samus as she fiddled with her fingers.

>"Well... ther was this one time..."

>"Go on" Ridley meniachley stated.

>"Well... I was at Keaton's general store... and there was this Green Day CD I wanted... And I didn't have enough money... so... well..." Samus was embarassed

>"HAHAHAHA" Ridley expressed himself really loud!

>"Mmmmm" 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 sighed roolen her eyes. "You and your petty crimes... especially for such a sellout band..."

>"Wow, you're sooo angsty" noticed Ted.

[Anonymous No.438225]

>Chapter Two: Sleepover of Surprises
I stopped reading and lol'd heartily.

[Anonymous No.438231]

>Full life consequences

Oh this has to be a troll. That's too big a coincidence to be ignored.

[Anonymous No.438246]

>"I dont know how to play" confessed Tio Juan.

>"Tio Juannnnn" everyone groaned. Then they laughed really loud "HAHAHA" except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was too cool to laugh.

The author seriously needs to kill himself.

[Anonymous No.438262]

>"Mmmmm" 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 sighed roolen her eyes. "You and your petty crimes... especially for such a sellout band..."

[Anonymous No.438287]

this is fucking golden

[Anonymous No.438295]

Bitches don't know about my HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.438307]

>>438295
>Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.

what.

[Anonymous No.438308]

>>438295
>"Harry, you must rock the fuck out."

Surely a quote for the ages

[Anonymous No.438317]

>>438308

[Anonymous No.438338]

>>438295
mybrainisfulloffuck.jpg

[Anonymous No.438341]

>Okay everyone. I read a lot more fanfiction now, and I think it's time Metroid High School should take on a darker tone now.


Aw, fuck.

[Anonymous No.438362]

>>438295
>He flexed one of his legs, which was made of pistols, and kicked a planet in half.

[Anonymous No.438370]

>>438295
But no seriously I'm making this face right now...

[Anonymous No.438375]

>>438295
holy shit man

I don't even know what the fuck

[Anonymous No.438403]

>>438295
Somebody call a meeting. Every writer in the world needs to retire. No-one is topping this.

[Anonymous No.438425]

>>438295
This is literally the greatest thing ever

[Anonymous No.438426]

>Harry awoke to the throaty grumble of a rape ape.

>Not a rape ape, but the rape ape, the last of his kind after the subjugation of the rapeforest. His people once graced the canopy, their penile digits proudly grasping the vines as they swung through the night, their hundreds of sweaty simian dongs trailing a now-fetid memory in the rape ape's watering eye. As his ocular ducts began to well with ancestral pride, so too did the countless meaty members sprouting from the rape ape's every hairy inch. From his eye sockets, ear holes, even his calloused toes, a penile font of cry-juice birthed a deluge.

[Anonymous No.438443]

>>438295

My firstborn son will be named Fuckslayer.

[Anonymous No.438473]

>>438295
JESUS CHRIST THERE IS NOT A SINGLE FLAME IN THE COMMENTS

THIS IS TRULY PERFECTION

[Anonymous No.438486]

I love OP so much.

[Anonymous No.438510]

>"Actually..." Tio Juan wrapped his arm around Helen who was sitting next to him and closed in and gave her a very big kiss. Everyone cheered and clapped their hands except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was down stairs pouring herself a glass of lemonade.

wait what?

[Anonymous No.438548]

The next morning Samus wasnt sure where she was./ Then she remembered that she was at ridleys house. Then she noticed that she was in ridleys bed. then she noticed that she was naked.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Samus woke up the whole neghborhood.

"Samus, is something wrong?" Ridley noticed as he qoke up. "OH NO!" he fearfully exclaimed.

wtf...

"Ridley, what if... if..." Samus worried. Ridley was cooler and didnt loose his cool.

[Anonymous No.438556]

>>438548
Sorry I should greentext that.
>The next morning Samus wasnt sure where she was./ Then she remembered that she was at ridleys house. Then she noticed that she was in ridleys bed. then she noticed that she was naked.

>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Samus woke up the whole neghborhood.

>"Samus, is something wrong?" Ridley noticed as he qoke up. "OH NO!" he fearfully exclaimed.

>"Ridley, what if... if..." Samus worried. Ridley was cooler and didnt loose his cool.

>"Do, its ok. My friend told me that it cant happen the first time, so never worry. Its ok," Ridley acsertained.

>"Uh... okay..." Seamus tried to convince herself. After all, who doesn't think it could happen it could happen after just one time? Unfortunately, they were dead wrong.

[Anonymous No.438559]

>"I love you too" Samus Descirbed.

[Anonymous No.438571]

>''111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006, why do you have a praegnency test in your pocket?" Helen posed. Everyone except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 thought it was a reasonable question.

>praegnency
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Anonymous No.438580]

>>438295
I think I'm pragenent

[Anonymous No.438582]

i think i peed a little

[Anonymous No.438583]

>Then he heard Samus say four words that would change her life.

>"Ridley... I'm pragenent."

"Ridley... I'm praegenent." = 4 words.
3=4.

[Anonymous No.438606]

>>438583
"..." counts as a word apparently.

[Anonymous No.438620]

>Cerventes and samus went to many places that were cool like "Hot Topic" and other places that ansty cool people chill.

[Anonymous No.438626]

>>438583

maybe "I'm" (I am) is counted as two words

[Anonymous No.438655]

>"Ok everyone it looks like to begin. Since there are no girls it looks like we can talk about sex and man stuff." Coach Houston womanized. Since boys are pigs especially teens, everyone lughed loud and made sounds except for samus who was trying to fit in and not seem uncomfortable.

>"You, in the metal suit, what i your name and what the hell?" Houston profaned. Samus shuffled her fett. "My names is... Justin Bailey... and I have to have this suit because I am allergic to pollutants like global warming" stuttered samus.

[Anonymous No.438657]

>>438626
That's the only thing I could think of.

[Anonymous No.438824]

>>438426

That was beautifully written.

[Anonymous No.438883]

>>430880
>full-life consequences

Now I know for sure it's a troll fic.

[Anonymous No.438997]

>The inquisitors were torturing Harry.

>First, Ignatius used the rock.

>Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants.

>The inquisitors were wearing them, too.

>They realized that they were all men of the lord.

[Anonymous No.439042]

>Harry, you must rock the fuck out

I'm not the only one who imagined Harry and Dumbledore air guitaring like motherfuckers after Dumbledore said that am I?

Totally excellent.

[Anonymous No.439070]

>>439042
I wish Mr. Matrix would go back to doing roles like that . . . d00d.

[Anonymous No.439104]

>>438295

God... i think that's the second best thing i've ever read.

[Anonymous No.439106]

>>439042
I thought the same thing
>>439070
I heard that they were making one with them as adults

[Anonymous No.439131]

>>438295

The tears of laughter just won't stop coming.

[Anonymous No.439161]

>>438295
whatthefuckamireading.jpg

[Anonymous No.439234]

Let this thread be known as one of hilarity, and a day that /lit/ had some pretty good laughs.

[Anonymous No.439358]

>>438295
my god man

I just don't know what to say

[Anonymous No.439660]

>"I am Rape Radbury. I write critically acclaimed fiction that always turns into fact. That's why I have more money than anyone."
>Rape Radbury

say that five times fast

[Anonymous No.439671]

>Over walked Kraid and his cronies. "What do you want, blubber brain?" Samus inquisited?

10/10

[Lexiphagon !kfpky4RbHc No.439697]

Dude hates using said. Terrible grammar too. But I enjoy it too much to say anything crueler.

[Anonymous No.440824]

ARISE FROM YOUR ASHES, YOU HILARIOUS THREAD

[Anonymous No.440833]

Metroid High School was brilliant but I actually laughed at HHHHHHHHHHHHH. It was... beautiful.
>Harry, you must rock the fuck out.
also, every other line in that fic.

[Anonymous No.441119]

>>439660
>Rape Radbury

[Anonymous No.441126]

>Then they laughed really loud "HAHAHA" except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was too cool to laugh.

[Anonymous No.441130]

Requesting a pic of dumbledore saying, "Harry, you must rock the fuck out"

[Anonymous No.441136]

>"What do you want, blubber brain?" Samus inquisited?
LOL DOUBLE question marks
also
earlier in the story
>Smaus

[Anonymous No.441266]

Harry vomited steam and summoned a great meteor from space to smash into Hogwarts and kill everyone there, for no reason at all. A vision then appeared. It was Dumbledore, entombed in his cursed mummy armor, calling Harry from his Moonbase which wasn't on a moon.

[Anonymous No.441333]

>Im in High School and I barely have more time anymore, because of schooltests and my new boyfriend (hes real not internet this time)

[Anonymous No.441368]

>Samus paused to catch her cool and composure. "Helen... I have... the Cholera" she declared with vengence.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" exclaimed Helen with a scream of the gods.
>exclaimed Helen with a scream of the gods.
>scream of the gods.

Dear Lord I love this story

[Anonymous No.441380]

>>430826

[Anonymous No.441405]

>Many people clapped except for the Falcon Republicans who were too stupid to know about wars

stupid republicans. they don't know what wars are

[Anonymous No.441416]

>>441405
inorite?

[Anonymous No.441428]

SPOILERS!

coach Houston is actually Dark Samus. Riddley and Samus get back together. Tio Juan (Get it?) becomes the President of Mexico.

Where the fuck did that last chapter come out of? It seems like she wrote it during an LSD trip. I lol'd heartily

[Anonymous No.441441]

>>441405
>>441416
Given their unerring support for it, while a ton of their "military men" type politicians got stationed nowhere near the fighting. (McCain being an exception and that's mainly because he was a dumbass)

[Anonymous No.441854]

my GOD

[derp de doo No.441891]

>read first chapter
"well that wasnt so special"
>open the index to see "Samus is Praegnent"

oh lawdy

[I am the toe that killed Bob Marley !rhyJfmRZHk No.441894]

>>441130

is this suffice?

[Anonymous No.441896]

Don't forget to read Samus is Praegnent: The Unrated Edition and The Metroid Conspiracy: Pasts of the Sin by the same author!

>Never Forget the great.
>Never Forget the traits.
>Always remember the late.
>Appreciate. The Rebate.

[Anonymous No.441903]

http://community.livejournal.com/rbf/19337.html#cutid1

>Ok I have noticed that alot of people now days dont make >stories about themselves

Nice Joke.

[derp de doo No.441911]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3260240/1/Samus_is_Praegnent_The_Unrated_Edition

YES YES YES YES YES

[Anonymous No.441936]

>It was three days before the baig dance. Ridley walked up to Samus. He was really nervous. He had never gone on a date before and Smaus was really, really, pretty. So he finally got enough courage and went up to her locker.
And I fucking closed the tab

[onionring !IBdmWfSrrg No.441943]

>sleepover of surprises

expecting greatness from this one

[Anonymous No.441950]

It's not a troll you c/lit/s. You think faggots wait around for 4chan to notice their trolly fanfics?

A lot of underage 11-year old kids write like this. This shit is legit.


THIS IS THE BEST EVER WRITTEN.

[Anonymous No.441953]

>Tio Juannnnn" everyone groaned. Then they laughed really loud "HAHAHA" except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was too cool to laugh.

That's when I learned it was a joke.

[Anonymous No.441954]

>>441894

I love you.

[Anonymous of Dallas !awNDo4Ud3. No.442008]

>>441911
> She grabbed oto ridley and started to sex him up. Ridley was going insane and could barely handle the pressure. This continued, until they broke down all berriers and began to have sexual intercourse. They lovemade for 10 minutes, but it was over far too quickly than it had started. Too quick for comfort, as Samus was soon to learn.

The hard way.

[Anonymous of Dallas !awNDo4Ud3. No.442012]

>>441911
>She grabbed oto ridley and started to sex him up. Ridley was going insane and could barely handle the pressure. This continued, until they broke down all berriers and began to have sexual intercourse. They lovemade for 10 minutes, but it was over far too quickly than it had started. Too quick for comfort, as Samus was soon to learn.

>The hard way.

[Anonymous No.442025]

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[Anonymous No.442606]

There was a second because it was akward to not have any clotes on infront of your siginaifcant other.

>samus nudely pondered

[Anonymous No.442645]

>>441950
I want to believe this is genuine. I want this so much, but it's just too brilliant, too over the edge.