ITT: feels books have given you. >tfw you will never attend one of Gatby's parties

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Anonymous Sun Nov 24 20:55:53 2013 No.4302816 [DELETED]

ITT: feels books have given you.

>tfw you will never attend one of Gatby's parties

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sun Nov 24 21:02:25 2013 No.4302842 >>4302816 Did you read the book? Than you've attended. (Unless the book never shows any of the actual parties.. I've never read it)

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:05:24 2013 No.4302853 >>4302842 reading something and experiencing something are not the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:15:24 2013 No.4302886 >tfw you will never fuck Winston Smith's whore in 1984

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:22:24 2013 No.4302901 >>4302886 I too legitimately felt this feel >tfw you can not have pretty much any piece of meat you want sliding up and down your dick like in Brave New World

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:22:24 2013 No.4302906 >>4302816 >tfw you will never go on a fishing trip in Spain with Hemmingway

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:23:24 2013 No.4302909 >tfw you will never receive an everlasting gobstopper

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:25:25 2013 No.4302914 >>4302901 >you will never play erotic games in kindergarten

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:26:25 2013 No.4302917 >tfw you will never meet a Hainish diplomat and be invited to join the Ekumen

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:27:24 2013 No.4302922 >tfw you will never run off to florida with your wife's hot cousin

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:29:24 2013 No.4302927 >>4302909 >tfw when you will never run barefoot and fancy-free down a Parisian street, sleep in an giant papier-mache elephant and be the mascot of a mini-revolution

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sun Nov 24 21:29:24 2013 No.4302929 File: 36 KB, 650x827, peter-sellers-the-party-1968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4302853 Memories are all that result from a good time at a party anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:30:24 2013 No.4302933 >>4302929 not entirely true.. I got herpies from a whore at a party, and I know another guy who now has a child from a girl he slept with at a party.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:31:24 2013 No.4302937 >>4302816 >tfw you will never attend one of Edmund Dantes' parties

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:32:25 2013 No.4302939 >>4302937 >tfw you will never get to attend a nazi party

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:34:24 2013 No.4302944 >tfw you are too old to fly to Neverland

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:35:24 2013 No.4302948 File: 64 KB, 304x381, feelevsky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never have sex with a 12 year old

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:37:24 2013 No.4302955 >>4302816 >you will never be moravagine's accomplice

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:37:25 2013 No.4302953 >tfw you will never taste lembas

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:38:24 2013 No.4302960 >tfw you will never have sex in zero-gravity

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:40:24 2013 No.4302965 >tfw you will never be a beautiful youth cavafy reminisces on

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:43:25 2013 No.4302977 >tfw you will never. visit Maui-Covenant

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:54:12 2013 No.4303005 The point of the book was that Gatsby's parties were decadent and frivolous, you retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 21:56:11 2013 No.4303013 >you will never be visited by monelle

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:02:12 2013 No.4303036 >>4303005 And the point of Brave New World's socially accepted sluttiness is detrimental to society, yet someone still said >>4302901

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:13:12 2013 No.4303067 >tfw you will never feel Edward's cold but strong embrace

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:19:11 2013 No.4303096 File: 69 KB, 691x818, new wave post wave dream wave.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never go on a nihilistic tirade and ruin some prostitute's week h-hold me, /lit/

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:23:12 2013 No.4303115 >>4302901 >tfw you will never come across a drug as good as soma "All of the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects."

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:29:11 2013 No.4303141 File: 78 KB, 520x693, 6282520_f520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never be whisked away by your long distance gf

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:30:11 2013 No.4303143 >>4303096 hahaha

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:39:12 2013 No.4303161 File: 43 KB, 468x431, brideshead020607_468x431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw when you'll never have tea and go on a splendid jaunt with Sebastien and Aloysius.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:48:11 2013 No.4303184 >>4302960 you might.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:49:11 2013 No.4303187 >you will never be a elderly jewish intellectual who is accosted by a black pickpocket and shown his tumescent junk

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:56:30 2013 No.4303206 File: 179 KB, 400x675, 1298398735580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4302977 >nor God's Grove >or Renaissance V

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:57:30 2013 No.4303208 >you will never kill an arab

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:58:30 2013 No.4303211 >you will never get aboard the Anubis

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 22:59:30 2013 No.4303213 >tfw when you will never axe an old pawn broker and her daughter to death

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:00:30 2013 No.4303217 >you will never get interrogated by Socrates

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:04:31 2013 No.4303226 >tfw when you will never lose all your friends in an ill advised revolution

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:06:32 2013 No.4303228 File: 1.75 MB, 300x225, 1350097584485.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never see all your friends die in front of you at Stalingrad after your mother is gassed in the Ukraine

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:10:32 2013 No.4303237 >tfw you will never step out into Diagon Alley from the back of a seedy looking place called the Leaky Cauldron with your half-giant friend to buy your supplies to attend your first year of wizarding school

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:12:32 2013 No.4303245 >you will have to shoot your dog because he is rabid

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:15:33 2013 No.4303254 >you will never die in a car crash with a celebrity

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:18:33 2013 No.4303265 File: 89 KB, 883x990, 1367611131351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never drink beer, play guitar, and watch a fire with midori

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:21:32 2013 No.4303279 File: 127 KB, 509x698, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never save Anne Frank in some sort of time machine

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:22:32 2013 No.4303282 File: 516 KB, 680x418, 1377821688854.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4303237 :'(

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:30:33 2013 No.4303306 >>4303228 Is that vassily grossman?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:31:33 2013 No.4303309 >You will never copulate with Oedipa Maas while listening to the Paranoids rock out

Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:34:32 2013 No.4303316
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>you will never join the German army with your childhood bros
>you will never take cover in mortal holes and bayonet French soldiers alongside them

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:35:32 2013 No.4303320 File: 367 KB, 600x4500, mangumspiracy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4303279 >tfw he succeeded and saved her

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:42:32 2013 No.4303331 File: 25 KB, 250x327, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4303320

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:43:33 2013 No.4303334 >>4302816 What's those bitches' problems?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:44:33 2013 No.4303338 >>4303265 >tfw you will never save a group of young students from their abusive Yorkshire boarding school

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:45:33 2013 No.4303344 >>4303279 >>4303320 Back to >>>/mu/

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:46:33 2013 No.4303346 >you will never visit London Below ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:47:33 2013 No.4303350 >tfw when al the doors between worlds are closed to save Dust

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:50:32 2013 No.4303359 >>4303265 i'm guessing you don't mean the drink?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:51:32 2013 No.4303362 >tfw Danaerys' baby dies

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:53:33 2013 No.4303365 >tfw "Peeta" or "Petyr" Grrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:53:33 2013 No.4303369 >>4303362 It's a good thing I don't care about that shitty story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:54:33 2013 No.4303371 >>4303344 y so insecure

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sun Nov 24 23:54:33 2013 No.4303373 >>4303344 Your meme isn't catching on >>>/po/

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:57:32 2013 No.4303378 >>4303369 >you will never see the glory of the Two Trees

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 24 23:59:38 2013 No.4303382 >you will never eat onions and cheese with Ged and Tenar

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 00:01:33 2013 No.4303392 >You will never be saved from death in the field by minor leg injury >you will never get stuck with beautiful nurse >she will never fuck you in your room Hemingway wrote the original naughty nurse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 00:04:33 2013 No.4303396 >you will never be hit in the eye by a baseball hit by a boy who will later become your best friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 00:05:33 2013 No.4303398 >>4303359 Norwegian Wood?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 00:05:33 2013 No.4303401 >you will never be ravished by Dracula

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 00:19:06 2013 No.4303429 >you will never have kinky sex with the cat in the hat

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 00:32:07 2013 No.4303452 File: 9 KB, 200x200, 1351992107888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4303429

Anonymous Mon Nov 25 01:16:55 2013 No.4303514

>tfw you will never be an Indian, instantly alert, and on a racing horse, leaning against the wind, kept on quivering jerkily over the quivering ground, until one shed one’s spurs, for there needed no spurs, threw away the reins, for there needed no reins, and hardly saw that the land before one was smoothly shorn heath when horse’s neck and head would be already gone

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 01:17:55 2013 No.4303521 >tfw you will never have your dick bitten off in a car crash

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 01:31:54 2013 No.4303554 >>4303161 >tfw when you'll never have gheysecks with sebastian and charles

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 01:32:54 2013 No.4303558 File: 283 KB, 351x500, 127 hours.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never watch your son kill the love of your life die during childbirth, and go back to a life of drinking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 02:41:29 2013 No.4303671 >tfw you will never travel up the river in a steamboat in colonial africa

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 02:44:30 2013 No.4303675 >tfw you will never join Glanton's gang and fight niggers and scalp injins

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 02:58:29 2013 No.4303690 File: 29 KB, 555x351, 1368534512386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4302906

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 03:13:29 2013 No.4303707 >tfw you will never fight giants with your noble steed sancho panza ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 03:15:29 2013 No.4303710 >>4303707 The steed's name is Rocinante.

Anonymous Mon Nov 25 03:17:29 2013 No.4303711

>tfw you will never be a titular councillor
>tfw you will never diligently save up your kopecks to buy a new overcoat
>tfw you will never get mugged, lose the overcoat, then die of shock after you get told off for wanting it back
>tfw you will never become a ghost and terrorize st. petersburg

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 03:24:30 2013 No.4303728 >>4303710 >tfw brain fart

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 04:29:37 2013 No.4303821 File: 575 KB, 1920x1080, best buddy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4302816 >you will never get wasted with your mugwump friend on toxic beverages >you will never sodomize young arab boys >you will never visit interzone

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 04:50:08 2013 No.4303844 >you will never go on a roadtrip with a obsessive driver, a mute in the backseat and a crazy amount of jargon to go on about

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 05:03:10 2013 No.4303858 > tfw you will never be quite as high as Hunter S Thompson.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 05:25:25 2013 No.4303886 >>4303858 Its not hard. Idk about pineal gland but everything else he does is pretty much readily available given a little leg work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 05:36:30 2013 No.4303907 >tfw you will never be part of the fellowship of the ring

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 06:24:15 2013 No.4303955 >>4303844 What book is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 06:31:14 2013 No.4303960 >you will never talk to unineteresting people on Gmail chat

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 06:37:14 2013 No.4303966 File: 72 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20131121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never fight in the shield wall alongside with Lord Uhtred. Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 06:39:14 2013 No.4303967 File: 120 KB, 465x342, where do you think we are melange.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never join a 19th century whaling ship

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 07:21:46 2013 No.4304013 >>4302922 >You will never run off to florida with your wifes hot daughter

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 07:22:46 2013 No.4304015 >>4303967 yeah this one hurts a lot

Anonymous Mon Nov 25 07:47:45 2013 No.4304055

>>4302929
you still don't get the same kind of memories from reading about an event that you get from assisting it. i love reading and i love the fact that it partially lets you experience things you never actually did but lets not fool ourselves. it's still not the same

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 07:51:45 2013 No.4304061 >>4303208 >the cure will never record a song about anything you do

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 07:54:45 2013 No.4304065 >you will never have dinner with Tom Bombadil

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 07:59:45 2013 No.4304071 >>4303514 k-afka?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 08:07:45 2013 No.4304079 File: 7 KB, 228x221, images (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be as mad, energetic and enthusiastic as Dean Moriarty

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 08:08:45 2013 No.4304081 >>4303955 Moby Dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 08:10:45 2013 No.4304082 >tfw you'll never get that little place and tend to the rabbits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 08:12:46 2013 No.4304087 File: 44 KB, 500x456, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4304082 Why do you do this to me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 08:17:50 2013 No.4304088 >tfw you will never be emotionally destroyed by the P.G.O.A.T

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 08:20:21 2013 No.4304090 >>4303967 Oh god damn it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 09:09:08 2013 No.4304186 File: 334 KB, 800x800, Sadfrog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no qt Hermine gf to drag you out of your recluse life, teach you how to dance, show you the joys of partying, and take drugs with

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 15:21:41 2013 No.4305216 >tfw you will never be a visceral realist >tfw you will never be chased across the sonoran desert by a guy who measures his dick using a knife

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 15:51:44 2013 No.4305323 >tfw you'll never ride a sandworm along with the fremen >you'll never have spice

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 16:05:44 2013 No.4305368 File: 639 KB, 1280x720, saga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never know a donna hawthorne

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 16:09:31 2013 No.4305386 >tfw you will never use your extensive knowledge of the Parisian sewage system

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 16:09:31 2013 No.4305388 >you will never feel Thomas Pynchon's buck teeth scrape along the underside of your cock

Anonymous Mon Nov 25 16:18:30 2013 No.4305414

>tfw you will never troll the editor's section so hard the paper refuses to publish any letters regarding your column- whether they are critical, laudatory, or indifferent- for fear of them being samefag.
>your country will never honour you with a stamp for doing this even if you did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 17:44:03 2013 No.4305718 >>4303115 >implying Give it a few years, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 17:49:03 2013 No.4305733 >>4303558 Felt like deus ex machina to me. I was happy for him. The idea of that possible life is great, the reality isn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 17:49:03 2013 No.4305734 >you will never choke out Anne Frank while simultaneously kissing and sodomizing her

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 17:53:03 2013 No.4305747 File: 44 KB, 453x668, sadfrog feels.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4304186 That book gave me so many feels.

Anonymous Mon Nov 25 18:36:03 2013 No.4305909

Notes from Underground was painfully poignant throughout.

>tfw you're deluded into thinking you're superior to everyone else
>tfw you're dying for human contact
>tfw the most exhilarating event in your life is forcing yourself to walk into a stranger

On a note guaranteed to elicit some rage, Asoiaf is one constant emotional kick in then nuts (fuck you lit, they're good books).

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 18:41:03 2013 No.4305928 File: 429 KB, 423x540, Coat_of_arms_of_the_House_of_de'_Medici.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be part of that Illustrious House which beats back the Papal Armies and unites all of Italy under one banner

Anonymous Mon Nov 25 18:58:03 2013 No.4305983

>tfw you will never be a master forger spreading propaganda throughout Europe inevitably reaching a traumatic moment during a black mass in which you split into two personalities leading you to recount your stories in a journal that will allow you to return your memory

Anonymous Mon Nov 25 19:01:03 2013 No.4305998

David Copperfield

>The relationship between David and his long time childhood friend Steerforth was exactly like a friendship I had in which I was David and a friend was Steerforth. He didn't die like Steerforth did but he did fall into a spiral of depression and poverty, and substance abuse that he ever managed to pull himself from.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 19:18:09 2013 No.4306094 >you will never walk with your droogs doing some good old ultraviolence

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 19:32:09 2013 No.4306119 >>4302816 >You will never fish with Old Man Santiago while discussing baseball with him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 22:30:33 2013 No.4306631 >tfw you will never be a poor but bright and ambitious son of a carpenter in Bourbon Restoration France

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 22:31:33 2013 No.4306635 >>4306094 You can actually do it y'know. Just join a gang or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 22:43:33 2013 No.4306689 >>4303373 Go somewhere else tripfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 23:29:33 2013 No.4306895 >all I wanna do is fuck guys and build this railroad Goddamit! I know your feels dagny, I know your feels

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 25 23:49:33 2013 No.4306942 >you will never be raped by a half-ape, half-man monstrosity

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 00:01:33 2013 No.4306976 >you will never be transformed into a giant vermin and watch as your family grows to hate you as you die a slow painful death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 00:20:33 2013 No.4307032 >>4306635 >you will never do so while high on moloko

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 00:24:34 2013 No.4307042 >>4306976 But I already am.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 00:33:33 2013 No.4307067 >tfw you will never have amazing sex with a voluptuous librarian milf who breastfeeds you as you both discuss Dostoevsky h-hold me lit

Anonymous Tue Nov 26 01:40:34 2013 No.4307296

>you will never fuck hermione in the gryffindor common room
>you will never have sexual experiences in kindergarten with little girls
>you will never get wasted on soma
>you will never build a cathedral
>you will never fly in a spaceship to distant planets
>you will never live in rivendell
>you will never fuck your blonde sister
Killme.avi

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 01:46:34 2013 No.4307312 >>4307296 >spaceship to other planets space in general tbh

Anonymous Tue Nov 26 01:51:34 2013 No.4307331
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>tfw you will never make decisions that result in a century of bloodshed and ethnic tensions
>tfw you will never fight heroically on the Marne against the unstoppable Hun advance
>tfw you will never encircle and obliterate Cossacks at Tannenberg

Anonymous Tue Nov 26 02:03:34 2013 No.4307349

>>4302816
>Hunger
>reminded me of being about 21, completely socially isolated in college
>my few friends had mostly ditched me
>social paranoia
>my dorm was littered with trash, skipped class a lot and looked at pornography all day
>people treat me like the token crazy guy, like the character in hunger
>the part where he gets hit on by the random waitress and chokes up happened verbatim a lot of times
>that pomposity and feeling of frustrated impotence

I hate to say it, but that book will always mean something to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 02:07:34 2013 No.4307356 >>4307067 >iktf.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 02:24:34 2013 No.4307374 >>4304079 MY FEELS!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 05:50:01 2013 No.4307691 >tfw i'll never get to work shadow George Orwell for a day during his time in Paris working at the hotel

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 06:50:01 2013 No.4307793 >you will never wake up one day to find yourself transformed into a monstrous vermin

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 06:55:01 2013 No.4307799 >>4302816 >Song of Ice and Fire >I will never be a prostitute at one of Little Finger's brothels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 09:17:01 2013 No.4307994 >you will never mutilate an old man and turn yourself in

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 09:20:01 2013 No.4307997 File: 26 KB, 362x334, boy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never go on a hitchhiking trip across america in an adventure with friends

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 09:29:41 2013 No.4308013 File: 12 KB, 149x192, cal_hobb-raccoon4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never save a baby raccoon

Fergus !hxTvuAIpXU Tue Nov 26 09:29:41 2013 No.4308014

>you will never be the youngest son in a vaguely aristocratic English family in the 1920s, alternating your days between lounging around your family's country manor throwing weekend long dinner-parties, and going into London to play cards at the club
>your life will never be a PG Woodhouse novel
hell, I'd settle for an Agatha Christe novel

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 09:31:42 2013 No.4308018 >>4308013 That picture ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 09:34:41 2013 No.4308024 File: 68 KB, 260x400, oblomov.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > you will never waste your life and not get the woman you love because you are too lazy, afraid and complacent to act on your feelings. OH WAIT

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 09:45:41 2013 No.4308041 >>4307032 yeah you can you want 'vellocet'? - grind some opiates into your milk 'synthemesc' - just tip in some mescaline powder 'drencrom' - get your hands on some adrenochrome and add it in

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 09:47:41 2013 No.4308044 >>4307997 this is the only one, apart from perhaps the loose sexual codes in bnw, that have ever got me

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 10:00:41 2013 No.4308067 >>4302948 >that lolita feel

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 10:06:41 2013 No.4308077 >you will never travel the Mississippi with nigger who will do what ever you say

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 10:07:42 2013 No.4308079 File: 22 KB, 251x231, 1365727897326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be Jay Gatsby what's the point

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 10:09:42 2013 No.4308085 >>4308079 >not wanting to be tom Buchanan

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 10:37:41 2013 No.4308144 >>4308085 he's got the money, but that's about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 11:05:41 2013 No.4308198 >>4302816 >tfw you would never fuck your mom brains out. >tfw you would never have a former relationship with your 10yo daughter

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 18:13:15 2013 No.4309337 >>4308085 He's a right cunt though

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 18:20:14 2013 No.4309352 >>4309337 >not being able to handle the swagger that is Tom Buchanan

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 18:21:14 2013 No.4309356 >>4308079 Jay Gatsby is Don Quixote. He's an autist who gets mad that the dumbass floozy he has a crush on won't be the pure woman of his dreams

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 26 18:21:14 2013 No.4309358 >>4308079 gatsby is miserable tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 06:52:56 2013 No.4311033 File: 50 KB, 500x375, 1376863033720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4308044 iktfb >you will never hold hands with a random mexican qt in the bus and then bang her in some cheap motel whilst drunk

>>	Dr. Dude !!xYApC7v7+j4 Wed Nov 27 23:04:08 2013 No.4313714 >>4306942 >>4307067 What books are these?

>>	hypervert !!1Fa7LzeI6u8 Wed Nov 27 23:06:08 2013 No.4313721 >>4309356 >Jay Gatsby is Don Quixote no

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 23:10:08 2013 No.4313733 >tfw you will never be invited to spend a summer in Brideshead and fall in devastating love with Julia and attend dinner parties and sketch fountains

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 23:20:10 2013 No.4313760 You're all awful people, and I hate you, and I really wish I had some fucking whisky right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 23:21:10 2013 No.4313763 >>4313760 dem bukowski feels man

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 23:21:10 2013 No.4313767 >>4311033 jesus christ what a self-entitled faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 27 23:21:10 2013 No.4313770 >>4313767 shut the fuck up

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/lit/ - Literature