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4294532 No.4294532[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Post a picture of yourself and the book you're currently reading.

>> No.4294537
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>> No.4294539
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>> No.4294540

Oh wow, you're that metal kid that grew out of metal dot jaypeg. This is what you're doing now?

>> No.4294545

>>4294532
isn't that the same guy that 'grew out of metal' that keeps posted in /mu/ all the time?

>> No.4294551

>>4294532
hahahaha oh dog

>> No.4294560
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>>4294537
>tfw you'll never be my gf

>> No.4294588
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4294588

Fine, I'll bite.

The big grey one is Les Miserables (library didn't keep the dust-jacket).

>> No.4294589

>>4294539
i'd buy you a beer

or two

; )

>> No.4294593

>>4294588
GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL

>> No.4294598

>>>/soc/

>> No.4294599

>doesn't understand Hegel
>posts a picture to show how intelligent he is

>> No.4294608

>>4294593
Could be worse. Could be like >>4294532

>> No.4294609

>>4294537
scared the fuck out of me you look like my gf on the thumbnail
>>4294588
you look like someone i know are you from the 702?

>> No.4294605

>>4294599
>with a glass of coca cola

>> No.4294614

>>4294537
post feet pls

>> No.4294617
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>> No.4294621

>>4294609
Nope. 408.
>>4294608
Does it get better or worse if I own the same copy of the Phenomenology as OP?

>> No.4294629

>>4294532
>book
>singular
>he doesn't have a 4 foot high stack of books he's currently reading next to his bed

pleb

>>4294537
10/10
would agree to play pale blue dot speech as wedding music

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>> No.4294649

ITT: insecure morons who are desperately looking for validation online oblivious to how pathetic and needy they come across

>> No.4294653

>>4294649
Actually I wanted to know how I look in a photo: I'm fat :(

>> No.4294656
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>>4294633
you really let yourself go m8

>> No.4294664

>>4294633
MIO NEGRO. Ho la stessissima edizione.

>> No.4294665

>>4294539
We found Edward Snowden!

>> No.4294667

>>4294653
You look fat. And desperate. And pseudo-intellectual.

>> No.4294669
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>>4294537
>that facial expression
Could be Sagan's granddaughter or something.

Too bad it's a whore from plebbit.

>> No.4294673

>>4294649
Thank fuck someone with a head on their shoulders

Get out of /lit/ you cretins

>> No.4294678

>>4294537

For the uninitiated, this pic led to quite the reddit/feminist/atheist shitstorm: http://skepchick.org/2011/12/reddit-makes-me-hate-atheists/

That chick is cute though.

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>>4294656
I don't have "double-neck" even in usual life, but when I get my head back, it happens.
It's shit,I know, here is a photo not so close:
>>4294667
I am fat, and desperate, but not intellectual at all; I just read and study what I like, that's it. I have good marks as well, but it's not so important.
>>4294664
Sapevo che c'era un italiano, l'ho dedotto da "Immagine.png" di sopra.

>> No.4294683

>>4294532
You look like Paul Dano

>> No.4294685

Worst thread on /lit/, much worse than /pol/bait.

>> No.4294686

>>4294532
le maximum pretentious cunt faec

>> No.4294688

>>4294679
You look like shit, you flat-headed, four-eyed, fat, goofy-looking, indoor-hat-wearing moron.

>> No.4294690

>>4294683

No his jawline isn't the same.

>> No.4294692

>>4294588
mike?

>> No.4294695

>>4294532
For a short period of time Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit was my favourite philosophy book.
Hope you'll struggle through his winding sentences and enjoy his surprise over dual function of penis.

>> No.4294696

>>4294688
You're a nice person too.
(flat-headed because the hat is goofy)
[Four-eyed is true]
[Fat is true too]
[Goofy-looking may be true]
[It's cold here, even if I am in Italy]

>> No.4294699

>>4294692
Joe.

>> No.4294701
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4294701

Gentlemen, I Humbly Suggest you all add Monsieur Wodehouse to your undoubtedly Extensive and Proper Collections.

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>>4294688

>implying it's okay to wear hats outside, too


confirmed for fedora, pic related your favorite piice of litreature

>> No.4294704

>>4294702
But it's a wool cap!

>> No.4294707
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4294707

in the middle of a run of macbeth atm tho

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>reading actual books
>not using e-book reader

>> No.4294712

>>4294701
aw shit it's baby bloom

>> No.4294715

>>4294679
You look like a bro.

>> No.4294718

>>4294715
Like a what? I am not into gergal American words, sorry.

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done with work for the week. ate a little bit of a pot brownie. revisiting de Toqueville. also rereading The Master and Margarita but it's too far away for me to grab

>wears hats indoors
>uses narcotics
>is a douche

there I preempted your criticisms of me

>> No.4294723

>>4294707
That earring perfectly captures the conflicted homo-eroticism of the esoteric right.

>> No.4294726

>>4294721

>is fishing for compliments

You missed the most important/accurate critique.

>>4294701

Goddamn bloomkid. You get progressively fatter and uglier with your pics.

>> No.4294729

>>4294721
Wait.
Baseball hats are cool; Wool cap are for keeping warm.(Damn, I didn't want this pun to come)
You're a good anon, Anon.

>> No.4294731

>>4294718
A potential close friend

>> No.4294733

>>4294679
>>4294656

Holy shit it is Sid, did you ever find Cass or will we never know

>> No.4294735

>>4294726
I wish I could speak English as that "Hereby I summon all this Fancy Words from nowhere"-guy,my friend.
>>4294731
Is it a compliment?

>> No.4294737

I didn't know /lit/ was so attractive.

>> No.4294738

>>4294721
can i get a shirtless pic
yes homo

>> No.4294740

>>4294721
nice....er........CEILING...asshole

huh huh

>> No.4294741

>>4294735
Yes it's a fucking compliment you idiot.

>> No.4294743

>>4294735
He's saying that if you two met in real life, he would want to be your friend because you look like a nice guy.

>> No.4294744

>>4294726
haha, fair

more like
>is fishing for compliments on /lit/

>> No.4294747

>>4294532
>>>/soc/

>> No.4294748

>>4294737
I didn't know /lit/ was so gullible.

>> No.4294749

>>4294741
I told you I don't speak English well, my friend.
>>4294743
Oh, I see.

>> No.4294753

>>4294733
Obviously not, judging by how sad he is now. Cass was long gone, she got scouted by an agent is now on the cast of a major HBO series. Sid moved to Italy and gained weight at is minimum wage job at a Napolitan village bakery. In his free time he escapes into books and shitposts from the little room he rents.

>> No.4294765

>>4294532
when did you grow out of metal?

>> No.4294767

>>4294738
nice try bb

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At what age did you grow out of Hegel, /lit/?

>> No.4294780

>>4294701
nice to see you around bloomkid. you're one of the few things i don't hate about /lit/

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>these are the losers I argue with

>> No.4294792

>>4294789
implying you're any better
lel, mate

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>> No.4294796

>>4294773
I would like to lick your butthole

>> No.4294793

>>4294532

>wineglass in right hand

What a pompous little shit.

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I'm not gonna pretend like I'm "classy" or anything, and I'm honestly only reading it for an assignment.
Still, considering how long it's been since I've actually read a book, it's something. Forgot how well reading takes your mind off of things.

>> No.4294797

>>4294789
You and I and they argue here because in real life we would be too shy even for talking to each other.

>> No.4294799
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4294799

Sure, why not.

>> No.4294800

>>4294794
>>4294795
pls be joking

>> No.4294801

>>4294796
I don't handle appointments, call the number.

>> No.4294806

>>4294801
:(

>> No.4294807

>>4294800
Not exactly sure what I'd be joking about. TRtS doesn't represent my own views just because I'm reading it. And I'm certainly not trying to look impressive in any way.

>> No.4294810

>>4294532

I want to punch you until I can feel your mandible shattering against my knuckles.

>> No.4294811

>>4294800
Ender's Game seems good.

>> No.4294812

>>4294807
>And I'm certainly not trying to look impressive in any way.

Yeah, no one would ever think that looking at your mug, m9

>> No.4294814

>>4294807
no i think the implication was that you look like fucking shit

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slow read but philosophizing is so fun!

>> No.4294819

>>4294810
2edgy

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I'm currently reading Yukio Mishima's Confessions of a Mask. This is me as a baby.

>>4294617
hahahaha love this image.

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>>4294812
>>4294814
>being cunts on the internet

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>>4294792

>> No.4294825

>>4294812
Used to have a girlfriend and at least two guys have expressed interest in plowing me, so there's gotta be something there.

>> No.4294829

>>4294817
This joke has never been done before. Hilariously original. 10/10 comedic master.

>> No.4294830

>>4294810
>mandible
>not mandibles

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>>4294830
>Ants posting on /lit/

>> No.4294835

>>4294824
no jimmies rustled (I haven't posted my picture anyways, so no reason for rustling), it just maes me laugh

>> No.4294838

>>4294771
What the fuck is going on with Tao's pants? Looks like a futurist sculpture by a blind meth addict.

>> No.4294841

>>4294835
post pic

>> No.4294842

>>4294825
>there's gotta be something there.

Delusion, yeah.

>> No.4294845

>>4294723
7/10 comment, I smirked.

>> No.4294848

>>4294842
Lack of standards, possibly. They're all furries.

>> No.4294850

>>4294841
no camera at hand, no cam on phone or computer. too lazy to take one with my cam then downloading it to the computer. the guy who is calling others losers (which I guess is you) should post his own photo though

>> No.4294854

>>4294850
yawn, post your picture, neckbeard

I need the lulz

>> No.4294856

>>4294799
This guy wins the coveted 'most normal-looking person in the thread so far' award.

>> No.4294857

>>4294848
>furries

What is this exactly? Someone who only fucks people who are dressed up as animals?

>> No.4294860

>>4294856
I liked the baseball-hat-indoors.

>> No.4294862

>>4294532

Seriously I don't think i've ever seen someone put on such an air of smugness and elitism, and this is just a picture.

That, coupled with you posting your smug mug on every board I frequent makes me want to strangle you until death, and then beat your stiffened post-rigamortus corpse.

>> No.4294864

>>4294854
lel. you must be an ugly prick

>> No.4294865
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4294865

Please don't tell me I'm ugly guys ;_;

>> No.4294866

>>4294857
Can't say I've ever heard of someone like that, even within the fandom. I'm sure a few exist, though. It's honestly damn near impossible to pin down an exact definition of what they are.

>> No.4294868

>>4294860
He wins Best Bro, but not Most Normal Person.

>> No.4294870

>>4294865
>owns a cat

Confirmed for beta male

>> No.4294872

>>4294865
shit anon, it looks like you smuggled an innocent kitten on to the locked ward. pls don't hurt it and do exactly as it says.

>> No.4294873

>>4294864
run along and take me a picture

>> No.4294875

>>4294873
>run along and take me a picture
ok, lets both post ours. i'll give you time to cover your acne

>> No.4294878

>>4294875
waiting on you

>> No.4294880

>>4294870
>>4294872
What are you talking about? I'm the cat, it's my dad that's holding me. :3c

>> No.4294881

>>4294878
doing the same here, lol

>> No.4294883

>>4294881
do it already

>> No.4294886

>>4294883
dito

>> No.4294891

>>4294856
That guy here.
Thanks, I guess.

>> No.4294895

>>4294794
are flatcaps the new fedoras?

>> No.4294896

>>4294886
>>4294883
Both of you, Do it,

>> No.4294897

>tfw you realize you are much more handsome than the acne-ridden, neckbeard-looking skeletons on /lit/

dat validation

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Gandhi's bio, by Rajmohan Gandhi.

Quite good and sincere.

>> No.4294900

>>4294897
Post a picture of yourself.

>> No.4294903

>>4294895
I would hope not. I bought it on a whim back in high school and it's been my favorite ever since.

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>> No.4294902

>>4294896
If i do it first the fag that calls others losers won't back his own claim with a photo. so I'm waiting

>> No.4294906

>>4294897
prove it

>> No.4294911

>>4294898
>>4294721
Damn, competition for Most Bro on /lit/ is hotting up.

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4294913

Bestbookinthisthread/10

>> No.4294915

>>4294911

Nah, I just have a bro-face I guess. I am actually quite autistic in real life.

>> No.4294917

Why do half of /lit/ wear hats indoors?

Is it because you can't afford heating?

>> No.4294918

>>4294913
entry level/10
go away

>> No.4294920

>>4294913

Let me get my copy of War and Peace. Be back in a minute ;)

>> No.4294921

>>4294913
>earring
>scarf indoors
>T.B.K

le reddit face

>> No.4294924

>>4294917
I hear a hat indoors because I have OCD.

Not any of those who posted a picture though,

>> No.4294926

>>4294911
>implying it's not >>4294865

>> No.4294927

>>4294917
My house is heated by a woodstove, which I currently have no wood for, so it's likely. But I'm not wearing a hat.

>> No.4294929

>>4294870
>Implying cats aren't the master race

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>> No.4294934

>>4294921
>scarf indoors

It's fucking freezing m8.

>> No.4294941

>>4294929

Not the guy you're responding to but I would most certainly imply and go as far to firmly assert that dudes with cats are hella beta.

>> No.4294937

>>4294931

Do you want to give me torticollis?

Correct that pic, please.

>> No.4294944

>>4294941
they're women or faggots

>> No.4294948

>>4294937
cba

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4294955

I'll bite

>> No.4294961

>>4294917
Flatcap here, was just wearing mine to keep my hair out of my eyes.

>> No.4294962
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4294962

I don't wear caps. It musses up my well-coiffed hair.

>> No.4294964

>>4294955
I like how you made an effort to "accidentally" get the guitar into the frame as well.

inb4 it wasn't intentional

It was, you vain homo

>> No.4294967

>>4294776
The natural progression of metal fags and scene fags is hipsterdom. didn't you know that? Take a peek at all your hipster friends old photos. They all listened to Silvester and dance gavin dance

>> No.4294969

>>4294967
Hey I like DGD sometimes and I'm normal

>> No.4294971 [DELETED] 

>>4294964
That's my prosthetic thumb, you heartless monster.

>> No.4294972

thanks for reminding me what dopey motherfuckers frequent /lit/, /lit/

>> No.4294973

>>4294904
you missed >>4294904 as well.

>> No.4294979

>>4294964
That's my prosthetic thumb... jerk.

>> No.4294980

>>4294964

not him but are you jelly that he can play and you cant?

>> No.4294981

>>4294941
>implying

Cats are the most high-brown pets.

>> No.4294989

>>>/soc/

>> No.4294992

>>4294964
I haven't played that guitar in a good while. I kind of forgot about it but after I took that picture I noticed it in the background and I just knew "someone is going to comment on it". Wasn't trying to be vain
>>4294971
This isn't me btw

>> No.4294996

>>4294973
It tends to stay there, along with all of my other instruments. It was just tall enough to be in the frame, and shifting the camera any further the other way would have put it facing right into the sun.

Does email-only sageing still sage?
Hopefully saged.

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>>4294532

>> No.4295000

>>4294980
If he's more skilled than me, sure.
I was referring to wanting desperately to appear in a certain way because of a fundamental insecurity which made him reach for the guitar

>> No.4295005

>>4294998
what even are you?


captcha: detestation 2555960

>> No.4295009

>>4295005
Your worst nightmare.

>> No.4295012

>>4295009
The cringe is strong with this one...

>> No.4295011

>>4295000
I don't have much insecurity in that case, I can't play the guitar that well after all. Besides, this is an anonymous imageboard, not like reputation particularly matters.

>> No.4295014

>>4294989

Just don't report the thread, please. Let people have some fun. If you don't like, just don't open the thread: go read all the other threads that are alive this moment on /lit/.

That kind of garbage the stupid mods never see.

Better this tan that stupid philosophy threads were some asshole make questions like "Do we really exist?", or "Is Schopenhauer an evolution of Kant?", or "What is the Hegelian notion of existence?", and the several aspies that fall for it.

>> No.4295018

Why does the quality of peoples' posts instantly goes downhill after they post their pictures?

>> No.4295025

>>4294913
You look like a stoner Jew I used to know.

>> No.4295027

>>4295012
>cringe
No, I just didn't give the dumb question serious consideration.

>> No.4295030

>>4295012
Honestly saying things like ''what even are you'' or ''the x is strong with this one'' is more cringeworthy than that guy's response.

>> No.4295031

>>4294998
You look like a blond variety of the cunt from Little Miss Sunshine with weed and tennis instead of fighter jets and Nietzsche.

>> No.4295039

>>4295031
Thanks

>> No.4295041

What do you all do for work?

>> No.4295043

>>4295041
There is already a board for all this bullshit. >>>/soc/

>> No.4295047

>>4295043
Yes, but I want to ask THESE people, not those people.

>> No.4295062

>>4295041
NEET

>> No.4295064

>>4295041
I'm a NEET,

>> No.4295065

>>4295041
Ranch hand.

>> No.4295066

>>4294998

This is too good. /lit/ was right about kids who read IJ.

>> No.4295067

>>4295047
They're in high-school or college, probably.

>> No.4295070

>>4295041
school and web/design work on the side.

>> No.4295071

>>4295065
If I ever make myself a career in gay porn, I'm calling myself Ranch Hand.

>> No.4295080

>>4295066
I've read a lot of books. I don't see how IJ is any more telling than the rest. I'm also currently reading The Way of All Flesh.

>> No.4295083

>>4295071
If this is due to just seeing my occupation: I'm honored.
If you already knew this: How long have you been trying to get a career in gay porn?

>> No.4295077

>>4295071
pics

>> No.4295097

>>4295041

I am this faggot:

>>4294898


I am a lawyer; I work in a Law Office. I generally only sit down to write after I came back from work (I work from 08:00am to 06:00pm). I try to write, from Mondays to Fridays, from 06:15pm to 09:00pm: it's my routine.

>> No.4295099

>Ctrl+f
>no tits
wat the fugg, /mu/.

>> No.4295100 [DELETED] 

>>4295041
>>4294795

Go to college

>> No.4295104

Are we the ugliest board on 4chan?

>> No.4295105

>>4295097
>work form 8am to 6pm

Wow that sounds horrible

Are you American or summink?

>> No.4295106

>>4295097
>I am a lawyer
put on your trip, stan

>> No.4295112

>>4295097
your commute time is 15 min. i hate you ; ;

>> No.4295111

>>4295104
/pol/ and /soc/ are up there.

This thread is an embarrassment though, absolute abortions some of the people in here

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4295114

judge me c/lit/s

>> No.4295117

>>4295104
why do you think we read?

>> No.4295121

>>4295114
possiblyattractive/10
try again without the stupid face and ugly beard

>> No.4295123

>>4295114
Handsome was fuck but wouldn't bang based on book choice alone.

>> No.4295124

>>4295104
/lit/ is definitely a contender

>> No.4295126

>>4295111
>some

>> No.4295127

>>4295105

I am Brazilian. It's actually like this: from 08:00am to 11:20am, and from 01:30pm to 06:00pm. I have a big break in the middle, which I use to hit the gym and have lunch.

>> No.4295131

>>4295114
Your appearance is undesirable

>> No.4295136

>>4295127
i was wondering if you were that guy. Your wifebeater looks hue as fuck, but you're too white.

>> No.4295147

>>4295104
>pretentious pseudo-intellectual neckbeards with no friends
>turns out they're ugly as hell
That's what I call a tweest.

>> No.4295141

>>4295112

Yes, I live near my work. But during 5-6 years I had to go to college every night, and it took me forever because it was far and the roads were always full (rush hour). It already pay for my sins.

>> No.4295151

>>4295136
>implying brazilians aren't white

>> No.4295154

>>4295136

Yes, it's a very bad tank top. But I am at home, studding. It's very hot here, so when I come home I change my clothes and put something comfortable. I am shy to act like Zyzz and walk on the street shirtless or with a tank top all the time.

>> No.4295155

>>4295147
Here's the funniest part: the ugliest ones won't even post their pix.

>> No.4295156

>>4295111
>This thread is an embarrassment though
Wut. There's some surprisingly not-bad looking people on this thread.

>> No.4295159

>>4295155
I didn't post my pic and I'm p sure I'm not one of the ugliest.

>> No.4295160

>>4295155
More like us hot /lit/izens don't bother with /soc/ level bullshit.

>> No.4295161

>>4295126
>>4295104
Some of the guys in this thread are actually pretty handsome.

>> No.4295163

>>4295111
Where is your pic mate?

>> No.4295164

>>4295160
fugly fatty detected

>> No.4295165

>>4295156
This thread IS an embarrassment, no matter how the people posting their pictures look like.

>> No.4295174

>>4295165
you're just mad because you're too ugly to join us in our glory

>> No.4295176

>>4295165
>NO FUN ALLOWED

>> No.4295180

>>4295161

I did not see any.

>> No.4295183

>>4295165
Ah, now I getcha.

muh... muh board culture...

Seriously though I'm finding this fun.

>> No.4295184

>>4295174
Well said

>> No.4295190

>appearance
>2013

We're not intellectuals at all are we?

>> No.4295191

>>4294998
You look like a kid I was in a creative writing class with.

>> No.4295195
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4295195

Sainte-Beuve's Port-Royal.

>> No.4295196
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4295196

>> No.4295198

>>4294532
Go back to /soc/ you twit.

>> No.4295200

>>4295163
I'd rather not post it online.
Obviously your retort will be: "hah, it must be because you're ugly!", but it's really not.
I am more physicallyattractive than everyone in this thread, but you aren't going to believe me until I post a picture.
So it seems we're at an impasse. Not that I really have anything to prove to a bunch of slack-jawed, skinny uglies online, though.

>> No.4295202

>>4295174
I'm just not gay enough to share my pics with a bunch of guys.
If there are no tits this is pointless.

>> No.4295205

>>4295180
See

>>4294532
>>4294799
>>4294898
>>4295114
>>4295196
and especially this guy >>4294865

>> No.4295207

>>4295196
btw r u a grill? xD

>> No.4295208

>>4295114
it's like your face is attractive to the horizontal line that goes through the tip of your nose. above that line your face looks like a 20 something year old model, below that line it looks like an overweight 50 year old alcoholic.

>> No.4295211
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4295211

>>4294979
I love you anon

>> No.4295215

>>4295200
Sounds like fat talk to me.

>> No.4295217

>>4295200
Whatever man. I just think the fact that you had to point out the "ugliness" of the people here as you say and your overinflated sense of self worth says a lot about your personality

>> No.4295219

>>4295202
now you're a homophobic coward because when u post pic ima let the gay community have its way with you

now post pic pls

>> No.4295220

>>4294979
kekd hard

>> No.4295221

>ITT projecting

>> No.4295224

>>4295200
nigga ain't nobody got time for fug insecure losers

>> No.4295230

>>4295221
Took the words right out of my mouth

>> No.4295233

>>4295207
fuk u pal
i'm just a late bloomer

;_;

>> No.4295234
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4295234

>>4295219
Ok...

>> No.4295237

>>4295215
>Sounds like fat talk to me

>implying I'm not 170 lbs @ 6 foot and 8% bodyfat

> I just think the fact that you had to point out the "ugliness" of the people here as you say and your overinflated sense of self worth says a lot about your personality

I never spoke about attractiveness, I said the people who post these pictures are abortions, a view which I won't relinquish.

>> No.4295242

>>4295234
why.jpg

>> No.4295245

>>4295233
Can I bloom inside ur boipussy?

>> No.4295246

>>4294941

>implying

>> No.4295250
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4295250

>>4295237
>Implying you are
>Implying that isn't my height and weight
>Implying you didn't say "I am more physicallyattractive than everyone in this thread"

>> No.4295253

>>4295242
We started joking about it with some friends and.. well, before I realized I was already doing it.

>> No.4295254
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4295254

>>4295196
So fucking cute

Would fuck the shit out of you like Nietzsche did to Kant

>> No.4295256

>>4294998
Laughing so hard at your faggotry right now

>> No.4295260

>>4295234
>manlet
>stormfag
>hates gay people for no reason

why am I not surprised?

>> No.4295262
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4295262

attention whore reporting in, pop history is fun.

>> No.4295263

>>4295250
>implying you aren't above 18% bodyfat

>> No.4295264

>>4294998
Why did this make me laugh so hard?

>> No.4295265

>>4295262
omg a redhead

xoxo

>> No.4295267

>>4295262
>pop history is fun

So is your face. I like the shirt, though.

>> No.4295269

>>4295263
>implying that magically refutes my other points

On a serious note I'm probably somewhere in there. Ballet and manual labor keep me trim, nigga.

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4295271

>>4295260
>manlet
I'm 1.83cm tall, faggot. I don't hate gay people. And I'm not precisely a stormfag.

>> No.4295273

>>4295269
gab that 2 me mug m8 not online c wut goes about

>> No.4295274
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4295274

>>4295271
>I'm 1.83cm tall
I have pubic hairs longer than that

>> No.4295279

Worst thread ever on /lit/

>> No.4295280

>>4295271
>tfw no giant gf

>> No.4295281

>>4295274
Are you Chewbacca?

>> No.4295287

>>4295281
chewbacca had hairs a great deal longer than 2 centimeters, friend

>> No.4295290
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4295290

pls judge me /lit/

I crave your approval

>> No.4295292
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4295292

>>4295271
>tfw when no /pol/tard bf

>> No.4295293
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4295293

Just started this for the first time. Read Dorian Gray just before it.

>> No.4295294

>>4295280
You're just jelly because you'll never know how does it feel to stuff your whole body inside a vagina.

>> No.4295296
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4295296

Am I too late for the party guise???//?

I'm a girl btw

>> No.4295302

>>4295041
Student, used to do volunteer at a charity shop. .

>> No.4295303

>>4295296
stop implying dat qt is a slow reader

>> No.4295304

>>4295296
What are you reading?

>captcha: cantairn picked

>> No.4295308

>>4295296
That's an actual /lit/izen though.

>> No.4295311

>>4295296
pls sit on my face :)

>> No.4295312
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4295312

>>4295304
yep, I'm sure that is what interests you.

>> No.4295313

>>4295041
I'm a nurse/student

>> No.4295319

>>4295161
Which ones?

>> No.4295320

>>4295312
Fuggen love tits, it's true, you caught me.

>> No.4295323

>>4294537

tits for the lads love,
git oan with it, show ays yir fuckin sour kiwiis ya radge fuckin square faced hoor

>> No.4295325

>>4295319
Me of course

>> No.4295327

>>4295319
See >>4295205

>> No.4295328

>>4295323
top kek

>> No.4295330

>>4295296
Wow this looks surprisingly good. A qt browsing a neckbeard board? What the fuck...

>> No.4295331

>>4295296

oii ye wee cunt, git ays some of those fuckin prematurely picked figs that yis call teats ye broad shouldered hoor, moan tae fuck, i knows that a sound cunt like yis ahd deliver

>> No.4295334

>>4295296
I like your clavicle.

>> No.4295346

>>4295330

if by qt you mean cute in that wey a fuckin 14 year auld altar bai looks befir eh gits ma priestly coap on propper, then ahd agree wi yis

she's the kinday hoor that ud make any middle aged pastor happy, makin forget boot me proablems llikes, picturing masell thumbin the knobs o them tangerines..gently yet angrily but

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4295348

>>4295331
slow down nigga damn

>> No.4295350

>>4294962
u kno where da hood at?

>> No.4295352

>>4295296
btw what are you reading, fellow cumdumpster? I can't read the title.

>> No.4295353

>>4295350

c/lit/ once again proves he can't be out and about.

>> No.4295357

>>4295348

dinnae fuckin tell ays tae calm doon ye black bai or ye gits ma fuckin mitt right.

ah just tellin a sound cunt tae show her teats fir the lads befir i start abusin mahsell wi baith hands eh

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4295358

first time reading borges, in spanish

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4295359

>>4295346
>14 year auld
Yeah.

>> No.4295365

>>4295358
I'm planing on getting into Borges. Is Ficciones a good book to start with him?

>> No.4295366

>>4295359

>auld lang syne
>that old

>> No.4295368

>>4295346

HAHAHAHAHA ohf uck

>> No.4295369

>>4294962
>tfw no qt noire to read you swann's way in french

>> No.4295373

>>4295358
Que feo eres.

>> No.4295375

>>4295365
Yes! Fuck yes, best way to get into Borges.

>> No.4295377

>>4295293
that book is fucking hilarious. and lord henry is a boss.

>> No.4295378

>>4295358
how much for an 8ball of girl, ramón?

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4295384

pls like me/10

>> No.4295379

>>4295331
>>4295346
>>4295357

Stan give us an updated photo ,sexy. All I have is that one taken from your seekingalpha account.

>> No.4295389

Someone rate everyone

>> No.4295390

>>4295384
you look like someone who has permanent skidmarks in your underwear.

But I like you!

>> No.4295397

>>4294817
read their actual shit, bitch

>> No.4295398

>>4295390
It's something.

>> No.4295403

>>4295379

The idea of that one photo being circulated amongs you cataclysmic faggots is offputting enough ace,

>>4295296
OII. DINNAE FUCKIN WELL ACT THAT YE CANNAE FUCKIN EAR ME YE CUNT.

>> No.4295404

>>4295389
I second this.

>> No.4295406

>>4294998
it's totally worth it guize.

>> No.4295408
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4295408

>>4295379

>> No.4295412

>>4295397

hahaha faggot

>trells trelling trells, ah been goatted innit

>> No.4295413

>>4295111
Has /pol/ ever had one of those threads? I'd love to know what a bunch of internet Nazis look like.

>> No.4295414

>>4295379
post it

>> No.4295419

>>4295408

ahahahahahaha. goats stop fuckin roond ye radge cunt.

damn sarepta so sexy. that flowing auburn hair. put a dress on him and ravage that manpuss/10

>> No.4295423

>>4295408
holy shit, is this real stan? What the fuck. I expected some skinny, pale guy with glasses. I feel somehow disappointed.

>> No.4295426

>>4294588
6/10
>>4294633
4.5/10
>>4294701
2/10
>>4294707
6/10
>>4294721
7.78/10
>>4294794
3/10
>>4294795
4/10
>>4294799
6/10
>>4294817
10/10, would lick prolapsed asshole
>>4294898
7/10
>>4294904
8/10
>>4294931
7.23/10
>>4294955
5.92/10
>>4294998
9/10
>>4295114
6.5/10
>>4295262
5.88/10
>>4295293
7/10
>>4295384
6.94/10

Trust me on this, I'm a science.

>> No.4295427

>>4295352
>fellow cumdumpster
>not posting pictures

>> No.4295428

>>4295413
All fat. All of them. I bet my balls.

>> No.4295429
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4295429

>>4295419
Sarepta keks me to this day.

>madame einzige amor fati
>that smug
>that pony tail

>> No.4295431
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4295431

>>4295423

No, that's a picture of Ismael Sarepta. It's a running gag.

>Real stan

>> No.4295432

>>4295426
Hey faggot, you didn't rate me.

>> No.4295433

>>4295377
Catch has been pretty fucking gunny do far, but in the kind of way that makes me think "Oh, you!"

Lord Henry was a great character too, but I'm afraid that his misogyny will rub off on me too much. Guess I'll just hit the gf and get it out of my system.

>> No.4295436

>>4295426
Highest serious score.
I am surprised.

>> No.4295437

>>4295432
I rated those with a face that was not partially hidden. You were probably one of those faggots who didn't post their entire face

>> No.4295443

>>4295436
Well, non-porn star serious score.

>> No.4295445

>>4295436
>Highest serious score.

They all were. Especially Sasha

>> No.4295446

>>4295429

we should reach out to that cyberpank neanderthal...that forebrow.

did you ever get his book goats?

>> No.4295448

>>4295445
Oh, well then I'm still happy with 3rd.
thank you anon

>> No.4295454

>>4295404
I third this.

>> No.4295456

>>4294537
7/10
>>4294539
wut
>>4294588
7/10
>>4294633
7/10
>>4294701
8/10
>>4294707
6/10
>>4294708
ebooks suck.
>>4294721
8/10 (and hot)
>>4294771
2/10
>>4294773
8/10
>>4294794
4/10
>>4294795
6/10
>>4294799
9/10
>>4294817
1/10
>>4294865
what the fuck
>>4294898
5/10 (but hot)
>>4294904
9/10
>>4294913
10/10
>>4294931
8/10
>>4294955
6/10
>>4294962
8/10
>>4294998
10/10
>>4295114
4/10
>>4295196
6/10
>>4295262
6/10
>>4295293
10/10
>>4295358
i don't know
>>4295384
8/10
>>4295408
9/10

>> No.4295464

>>4295433
yossarian makes me go kind of mad, but he's such a great character. the insanity of that book is brilliant.

as far as lord henry goes: when I'm rich, I plan on becoming exactly like him.

>> No.4295467

>>4295456
you have some seriously fucked up standards. You'd think most of /lit/ was male models by those scores

>> No.4295470

>>4295456
Oh man, a perfect 10. I'm gonna go shower now and rub one out to the thought of some Internet stranger thinking I'm perfect.

>> No.4295481

>>4295437
I posted my entire body. The one sunbathing on the snow.

>> No.4295485

>>4295470
anything for you, friend.

>> No.4295486

>>4295481
you're ugly

>> No.4295489

>>4295464
It just depresses me that I can't get that sort of "intelligentsia dining experience," for lack of a better term, out here on shitty, modern-day long Island.

>> No.4295496

>>4295489
in chicago, anything is possible. i want a fucking bruce wayne mansion, with a huge ass library and elegant parisian rugs.

>> No.4295497

>>4295065
A ranch hand?
What?

>> No.4295505

>>4295426
>only 6
At least I won most normal looking

>> No.4295506
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4295506

tfw I can never fantasize about hanging out with my /lit/bros irl because these threads always reminds me that I'm the only one on this board who isn't a social outcast ):

>> No.4295508

>>4295496
I've got to either get out of here to a city of some sort, or just kill myself. We'll see how it goes.

>> No.4295514

>>4295506
I wouldn't want to hang out with anyone here IRL really.
And that one guy is a lawyer, usually they aren't social outcasts.

>> No.4295517

>>4295508
yeah man. you can't even pump your own damned gas over there.

>> No.4295518

>>4295514
>2013
>city dwelling

ISHYGDDT

>> No.4295520

>>4295514
>on 4chan
>not a social outcast

pick one

>> No.4295521

>>4295456
>5/10
>(but hot)
I don't think you understand what rating systems are.

>> No.4295524

>>4295486
Lies;_;
Your just jealous of my tanning.

>> No.4295526

>>4295518
Woops
>>4295508

>> No.4295528

>>4295521
i was rating the books nigga. this is a god damned intellectual conversation.

>> No.4295532

>>4295524
you look kinda like an ape

but mirin hair

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>>4295528
>intellectual conversation.

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>>4295446
Not really in the habit of funnelling my welfare to the troglodyte elite of self-publishing Jewry, m8. And chances of a pirated copy are pretty much nihil.

>> No.4295536

>>4295528
Don't play coy with me, you slut.

>> No.4295543
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4295543

>mfw this is the first thread I've seen in a long time to surpass the bump limit

Sure says a lot about /lit/.

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>>4295535
>dat rule of cool cryllic

>> No.4295550

>>4295543
>Turns out /lit/ wasn't a paradise for intellectual people.
What a twist.

>> No.4295553

someone make a /lit/ friendship collage

>> No.4295554

>>4295550
>>4295543

>implying an occassional thread like this to let off steam and be a childish moron is not imperative in keeping the rest of the discussions on here at a certain level.

>> No.4295556

>>4295543

We are humans too. Nothing that is human is alien to us, and nothing more human than vanity, pride and sexual desire (guys cant see a pic of a girl here that they already start to get hard).

>> No.4295559

>>4295554
This nigga knows

>> No.4295565

>>4295554
well it's certainly not working well...

>> No.4295603
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4295603

>>4295553
best i could do

>> No.4295611

>>4295603
>two sareptas included

das it mane

>> No.4295625

>>4295603
lol

>> No.4295636

>>4295603

fullcircle.jpeg

>> No.4295640

>>4295603
I'm upgrading it, one second.

Quick question, who's /lit/'s rivalled/hated board? /pol/? /sci/?

>> No.4295649

>>4295640
Probably /sci/

>> No.4295650

>>4295640
Trolls from /pol/ are the worst. i'm ok with /sci/.

>> No.4295653

>>4295603
>tfw partially obscured face is partially obscured

>> No.4295654

>>4295506

>tfw you realize this faggot actually wants to hang out with "/lit/bros/"
>tfw there is no amount of sarcastic quotation marks that can save us
>tfw we are already doomed.

>> No.4295657

>>4295640
/sci/ is brotherly quarrels, /pol/ is retard nephew that keeps wanting to hang out

>> No.4295669

>>4295640

I like /lit/ and I like /sci/, but I must say that lots of people on /sci/ hate /lit/ because of the philosophy fags. Since philosophy today is quite marginal to the discover of the truths of the universe (that are generally unveiled by the use of math and the scientific method), many /sci/ fags think that the /lit/ philosophers are just wasting their time with philosophy, and that only because they don't have enough brains to learn mathematics and really understand how to know the truth. The fact that the philosophy fags keep defending philosophy and saying that is useful just make the /sci/ fags even more angry.

>> No.4295671

>>4295550

>implying

>> No.4295676

>>4295669
>>Since philosophy today is quite marginal to the discover of the truths of the universe (that are generally unveiled by the use of math and the scientific method)

>ugh

>> No.4295687

>>4295640
ok i went with /pol/

now, a couple of /lit/ "catchphrases" pls

>> No.4295700

>>4295687

>catchphrase
>hegel
>lacan

>tfw all these faggots are faggots

>> No.4295703

>>4295687
Just make up any verbose and pretentious insult and tinge it with the fact that you know far more than the insultee.

>> No.4295706

>>4295687
please don't banalize this board with memes and shit likes this, you cancerous moron

>> No.4295709

>>4295687
Start with the pre-Socratics

>> No.4295722

>>4295687
"the word 'can't' implies impossibility, which can only presents itself in the sense of logical prohibition. thus, 'the zim zam is barely flim flamable is a much more adequate catchprase for the great american zimmerman"

>> No.4295725
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it is complete

>> No.4295732

>>4295725
it's shit

>> No.4295733

>>4295706
this board was banal way before it was created anon, just chill the fuck out

>> No.4295740

>>4295725
im blushing/10

>> No.4295744

>>4295725

I liked a lot.

Thanks anon :)

>> No.4295746

>>4295725

love you

>> No.4295747

>>4295725
so kawaiii desuu

>> No.4295788

>>4295725
Perfection

>> No.4295883

>>4295788
>>4295747
>>4295746
>>4295744
>>4295740
samefag it til you make it. right pal

>> No.4295901

>>4295883
Maybe /lit/ is just grateful and loving.
Who knew?

>> No.4295913

>>4295883
i made the collage and left to go out, none of those are me.

>> No.4295944

I've been on a Hemingway kick lately.

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>>4295944
Forgot pic.

>> No.4295959

>>4295725
Well, this ended up being better than I expected. I hate it but love it at the same time.

>> No.4295966

>>4295948
Good God, man. Shave.

>> No.4295975

>>4295669
>implying philosophy concerns itself with 'discovery of truths of the universe'
>implying truths are discovered, not constructed
>calling your constructing unveiling
>implying truths as anything but convention
>implying truth-aptness applies to anything but statements

This is why no one takes the type of specialised stemfags without anything resembling a proper education seriously as human beings instead of mere testmonkeys.